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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:28:44 AM EDT
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Getting that removed sounds like a pain in the ass. 
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:28:53 AM EDT
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What the story doesn't say is that he was appendix carrying at time.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:30:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I came |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:31:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you get to Carnegie Hall? |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:34:06 AM EDT
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Well, there are female adult film stars who have inserted a double-ended dildo into their butt, not really surprised this guy could do it. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:34:40 AM EDT
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A girl I went to high school with had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed from her vagina. It was frozen initially... After some play, it warmed up and a big chunk broke off where she couldn't get it out.
Yeah she was forever known for that |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:35:06 AM EDT
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My mare would have enjoyed that...
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:36:01 AM EDT
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Momma Mia
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:38:56 AM EDT
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Apparently he was brave enough.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:39:09 AM EDT
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What were you searching for when you found this? |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:41:20 AM EDT
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Just use a dowel and hammer !
Like a stuck case in a chamber.. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:42:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:43:50 AM EDT
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What the story doesn't say is that he was appendix carrying at time. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:45:35 AM EDT
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Oh my. That IS a big one!
 I guess he's in training for an upcoming encounter with Mr. Ed. 
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:53:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A guy in my area died because he was at a hotel lowering his ass down onto a plunger handle in the shower and the curtain rod broke. Atleast he died doing what he loved. 
Wonder if he said "oh shit!" |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:55:14 AM EDT
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Necessity is the mother of all inventions
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:33:06 AM EDT
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Necessity is the mother of all inventions |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:34:22 AM EDT
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What the hell is it with you and HAVING to make part OF your sentences capitalized? I think you need TO see a doctor.
Regardless if it's in the article, you do it in a lot of your posts. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:40:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:42:04 AM EDT
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Took too long to post this gif |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:46:04 AM EDT
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Obviously those doctors never went spiny lobster hunting in Florida https://static.shoplightspeed.com/shops/606014/files/001815995/marine-sports-mfg-green-lobster-loop.jpg |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:48:14 AM EDT
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I came for this pic Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Obviously those doctors never went spiny lobster hunting in Florida https://static.shoplightspeed.com/shops/606014/files/001815995/marine-sports-mfg-green-lobster-loop.jpg 
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:48:31 AM EDT
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Knew a girl in high school who had to go to the hospital to remove a D cell battery from her vagina. She was then told her friends about it and waa known as d cell from then on. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:49:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:51:11 AM EDT
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A girl I went to high school with had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed from her vagina. It was frozen initially... After some play, it warmed up and a big chunk broke off where she couldn't get it out. Yeah she was forever known for that 
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:53:36 AM EDT
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Probably a member here.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:04:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you get to Carnegie Hall? |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:13:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I came for this pic 
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:23:40 PM EDT
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PHRASING! Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: I came for this pic 
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:27:04 PM EDT
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PHRASING! Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: I came for this pic 
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:31:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:39:39 PM EDT
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Necessity is the mother of all inventions |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:40:46 PM EDT
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This is why you should only use sex toys that have a T-Bar at one end so unfortunate accidents don't happen.
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A girl I went to high school with had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed from her vagina. It was frozen initially... After some play, it warmed up and a big chunk broke off where she couldn't get it out. Yeah she was forever known for that Quote HistoryQuoted:
A girl I went to high school with had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed from her vagina. It was frozen initially... After some play, it warmed up and a big chunk broke off where she couldn't get it out. Yeah she was forever known for that )
29 Disgusting But TRUE Stories Of Female Emergency-Room Patients That’ll Freak You Out (NSFL)
1. She’d sewed a raw chicken inside of herself in the hopes that it’d turn into a baby. 3. A small turtle, wedged up a woman’s vagina, was blinking at her. 4. She’d had a large steak shoved up into her vagina for quite some time, and maggots were crawling out of her. 6. She’d put a potato in her vagina to hold up her prolapsed uterus. 7. She got chlamydia from letting him fuck her in her colostomy hole. 9. The pungent smell and foul discharge were from a tampon she’d accidentally kept up there for a month. 10. Her vaginal acids dissolved the plastic wrap around the $9,000 in cash she’d shoved up her hoo-hoo. 23. A stinky street woman came in with maggots all in and around her vagina. 26. The woman’s husband had to shove a 2×4 on her stomach to move the flaps in order to have sex with her. 27. She’d used a potato as a tampon, and it started sprouting leaves. 28. When they took the shampoo bottle out of her vagina, it made that suction noise because it was buried that deep into her. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:50:49 PM EDT
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This is why you should only use sex toys that have a T-Bar at one end so unfortunate accidents don't happen. Shes an amateur... (FWIW, I would have paid good money to see #3 and#26 )
https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2016/09/29-disgusting-but-true-stories-of-female-emergency-room-patients-thatll-freak-you-out-nsfl/ Quote HistoryQuoted:
This is why you should only use sex toys that have a T-Bar at one end so unfortunate accidents don't happen. Quoted:
A girl I went to high school with had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed from her vagina. It was frozen initially... After some play, it warmed up and a big chunk broke off where she couldn't get it out. Yeah she was forever known for that )
29 Disgusting But TRUE Stories Of Female Emergency-Room Patients That’ll Freak You Out (NSFL)
1. She’d sewed a raw chicken inside of herself in the hopes that it’d turn into a baby. 3. A small turtle, wedged up a woman’s vagina, was blinking at her. 4. She’d had a large steak shoved up into her vagina for quite some time, and maggots were crawling out of her. 6. She’d put a potato in her vagina to hold up her prolapsed uterus. 7. She got chlamydia from letting him fuck her in her colostomy hole. 9. The pungent smell and foul discharge were from a tampon she’d accidentally kept up there for a month. 10. Her vaginal acids dissolved the plastic wrap around the $9,000 in cash she’d shoved up her hoo-hoo. 23. A stinky street woman came in with maggots all in and around her vagina. 26. The woman’s husband had to shove a 2×4 on her stomach to move the flaps in order to have sex with her. 27. She’d used a potato as a tampon, and it started sprouting leaves. 28. When they took the shampoo bottle out of her vagina, it made that suction noise because it was buried that deep into her. 
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:53:56 PM EDT
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What's that in metric?
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:56:58 PM EDT
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This is why you should only use sex toys that have a T-Bar at one end so unfortunate accidents don't happen. Shes an amateur... (FWIW, I would have paid good money to see #3 and#26 )
https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2016/09/29-disgusting-but-true-stories-of-female-emergency-room-patients-thatll-freak-you-out-nsfl/ Quote HistoryQuoted:
This is why you should only use sex toys that have a T-Bar at one end so unfortunate accidents don't happen. Quoted:
A girl I went to high school with had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed from her vagina. It was frozen initially... After some play, it warmed up and a big chunk broke off where she couldn't get it out. Yeah she was forever known for that )
29 Disgusting But TRUE Stories Of Female Emergency-Room Patients That’ll Freak You Out (NSFL)
1. She’d sewed a raw chicken inside of herself in the hopes that it’d turn into a baby. 3. A small turtle, wedged up a woman’s vagina, was blinking at her. 4. She’d had a large steak shoved up into her vagina for quite some time, and maggots were crawling out of her. 6. She’d put a potato in her vagina to hold up her prolapsed uterus. 7. She got chlamydia from letting him fuck her in her colostomy hole. 9. The pungent smell and foul discharge were from a tampon she’d accidentally kept up there for a month. 10. Her vaginal acids dissolved the plastic wrap around the $9,000 in cash she’d shoved up her hoo-hoo. 23. A stinky street woman came in with maggots all in and around her vagina. 26. The woman’s husband had to shove a 2×4 on her stomach to move the flaps in order to have sex with her. 27. She’d used a potato as a tampon, and it started sprouting leaves. 28. When they took the shampoo bottle out of her vagina, it made that suction noise because it was buried that deep into her. 
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:57:01 PM EDT
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Not one pain in the ass joke?
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Posted: 9/3/2018 12:57:37 PM EDT
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"Concerned"? I'll bet he was concerned.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 1:08:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 1:10:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shoving a 23 inch long dildo up your ass is not a necessity. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 1:19:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 1:39:03 PM EDT
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DO NOT google 1 guy 1 jar...
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Posted: 9/3/2018 1:41:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Never accept a beer from Hotkinkyjo or ask her to hold your beer. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 2:06:12 PM EDT
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hollywood has a real life example for another politically correct remake of a classic film. Bravebutt.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 2:10:50 PM EDT
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So that's what Trump Derangement Syndrome looks like under imaging!
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Posted: 9/3/2018 2:34:21 PM EDT
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Rumor has it the state trooper academy in Juneau AK has a GP100 .357 4 inch WITH HOLSTER and 6 rounds mounted on the wall, there is a plaque next to it that says "The importance of a proper cavity search" and a tiny plaque that says on XYZ day a person was arrested and taken to jail, next morning the prisoner was holding said fecal covered revolver and sayinh " uhh can i surrender this to you guys now"
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Posted: 9/3/2018 2:38:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 4:29:09 PM EDT
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What's in the garment bag? - Something of mine.Mina, just a heads-up, I think you might be surgically removing - a syrup bottle from someone's - York's rectum?
Oh, so you know him, too? He gave her the only good Yelp review she has. - Very well-written. - Are you trying to hand York off? No, no, no, no, no. Not so fast turfing this one. You'll be trying several non-surgical methods first, Doctor. There is no way that thing is coming out without surgery. - (PAGER BEEPING) - It's family-size. That's what we thought when York got frisky with a bottle of Steak sauce. Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=the-resident-2018&episode=s01e05 |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 5:30:06 PM EDT
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Ass stuffing contest?
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