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Posted: 7/9/2022 10:45:57 AM EDT
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I said it in the other thread, I'll start a day care and summer camp for Elon's progeny. I've got the whole thing covered just within my circle of friends/family.
I'll even design a series of tests for potential moms. Intelligence, sanity and fitness. |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 10:53:44 AM EDT
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80% of women are fucking 20% of the men...
Unless your Elon... Then they will all fuck you, one way or another.   |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 10:58:03 AM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryDamn! I'm in lust! 
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Posted: 7/9/2022 10:59:28 AM EDT
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They are applying for a check
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Posted: 7/9/2022 11:00:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/9/2022 11:12:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He should sell his sperm on the condition there are no strings attached. I bet a bunch of women would go for it, and society might be better for it. But why? Just rent his dick AND enjoy the rides!!! |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 11:16:17 AM EDT
[#7]
Musk saw Idiocracy and decided to do something about it.
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Posted: 7/9/2022 11:49:26 AM EDT
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He’s our generation’s Carlos Wu
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Posted: 7/9/2022 12:14:16 PM EDT
[#9]
"Hotties?"
Filters and slutty clothes and poses do not a "hottie" make. |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 12:16:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Hotties?" Filters and slutty clothes and poses do not a "hottie" make. If they think slooty pics move them up the Elon line, they very likely don't have the required equipment for the job. |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 12:16:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mars ain't gonna populate itself, yo FPNI, as always. |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 12:16:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/9/2022 12:23:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He's not terrible looking, he's bold, he's energetic, and he's creative. All that PLUS the gigantic pile of cash? I could see why they're lining up for his seed. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: To women, money is the most attractive feature of a Man. He's not terrible looking, he's bold, he's energetic, and he's creative. All that PLUS the gigantic pile of cash? I could see why they're lining up for his seed. Bernie Ecclestone for example LOL  Attached File |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 12:28:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: To women, money is the most attractive feature of a Man. Who wants a million per month in child support? We all do! |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 12:29:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He should sell his sperm on the condition there are no strings attached. I bet a bunch of women would go for it, and society might be better for it.  Attached File |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 12:30:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If they think slooty pics move them up the Elon line, they very likely don't have the required equipment for the job. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: "Hotties?" Filters and slutty clothes and poses do not a "hottie" make. If they think slooty pics move them up the Elon line, they very likely don't have the required equipment for the job. Agreed. Whores do what whores know. They can't comprehend another way of life. |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 12:30:59 PM EDT
[#17]
Wait until they find out he isn't 6 feet tall...
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Posted: 7/9/2022 12:39:04 PM EDT
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If I was Musk I would settle for nothing less than the 3-titted hoe in Total Recall (2013).
Yes, the third was fake. Yes, she must leave it on for eternity. |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 12:55:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hope he makes another 50 babies. That is the spirit. The fellow is sharp, productive and wealthy enough to provide for them. I think he should follow in George Foreman's track in this regard. I think Foreman had like 10 sons and they are all named George.  I always liked Foreman's attitude. The man did not piss away fight winnings like most. He leveraged those into business ventures and runs a big as ranch. Lots of cattle and no hat on that bald ass Texan. |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 1:30:14 PM EDT
[#20]
That Twitter deal is the only time Elon has ever pulled out.
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Posted: 7/9/2022 1:38:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: To women, money is the most attractive feature of a Man.  Hot Crazy Matrix A Man's Guide to Women - ORIGINAL |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 1:45:35 PM EDT
[#22]
He has a taste for odd looking women I guess. If I was the richest man in the world, they would look different.
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Posted: 7/9/2022 1:48:10 PM EDT
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Chicks dig dudes with money.
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Posted: 7/9/2022 1:53:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Bet musk is swinging. Probably has a damn baby arm down there being African. Baby’s arm? /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/bubbles_zps5bf5952f_GIF-110.gif Meant a baby elephants trunk |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 1:54:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait until they find out he isn't 6 feet tall... that said Musk is a pretty big guy |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 1:57:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The first blonde with the overly heavy photoshop smoothing on her face looks like she's dressed to attract a rapper or a bakketbaw playa. Yup Disgusting |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 1:58:14 PM EDT
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Didn't one of the kids just out themselves as a gender bender or some shit and want nothing to do with Musk?
Dude is likely to raise some of tbe most entitled brats out there even if he tries to make sure they are not trustfund kids they are likely to behave like them. Give it 20-30 years and the Musk legacy will probably wind up with Hunter Biden level trash humans parading around. |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 2:00:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/9/2022 2:00:20 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "Hotties?" Filters and slutty clothes and poses do not a "hottie" make. 
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Posted: 7/9/2022 2:02:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Agreed. Whores do what whores know. They can't comprehend another way of life. 
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Posted: 7/9/2022 2:02:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/9/2022 2:03:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He has a taste for odd looking women I guess. If I was the richest man in the world, they would look different. 
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Posted: 7/9/2022 2:04:24 PM EDT
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I’m sure they are all interested in a long term meaningful relationship together.
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Posted: 7/9/2022 2:16:57 PM EDT
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If I were a triple-Golden Billionaire, there'd be a secret warehouse full of Tricia Helfer and Shannon Tweed clones growing in tanks.
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Posted: 7/9/2022 2:17:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Give it 20-30 years and the Musk legacy will probably wind up with Hunter Biden level trash humans parading around. Most likely outcome. Probably be another “reality” series documenting their every bowel movement |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 2:19:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryBlondie all day. Especially with brunettes boobs. I’ll be in da bunk |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 2:38:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Most likely outcome. Probably be another “reality” series documenting their every bowel movement My guess is his parenting style is that of hipster "my kid is my best friend" nonsense. The mom's definitely do not seem to adhere to the blueprint of conventional or old fashioned. High probability of predictable tendy hipster trash with unbearable undisiplined crotch fruit. |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 2:50:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: "I do want him to be my baby daddy," Christel South, 38, an aspiring musical artist from Orange County, Calif. 
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Posted: 7/9/2022 3:12:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: To women, money is the most attractive feature of a Man. I think power. Yeah, some sluts will sleep with a dork who has money. However, I think power gets their panties wet. |
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Posted: 7/9/2022 4:42:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Musk saw Idiocracy and decided to do something about it. What? Like set precedent for giving your kid's stupid names? Might as well call the next twins Beef and Nacho Supreme. |
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