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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23700 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 12:19:43 AM EDT [#1] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23701 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 12:21:06 AM EDT [#2] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 34293 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 1:20:55 AM EDT [#3] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 34294 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 1:23:28 AM EDT [#4] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

Global_Cooling Member Joined Apr 2010 Posts 7452 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 1:47:46 AM EDT [#5] Attached File Attached File

icemann0 So Much WIN! MAGA 2020 Joined Jan 2009 Posts 10499 EE 100% (10) TX, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 1:58:32 AM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By fury413rb: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/319551/IMG_8903_jpeg-3094076.JPG View Quote Wow! Trump TDS really broke her down to nothing
	" Say when..."

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23702 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 2:10:53 AM EDT [#7] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 28823 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 1/17/2024 5:23:30 AM EDT [#8] Attached File
	You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon. Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

spmx7777 Member Joined Dec 2006 Posts 7826 EE 100% (35) USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 7:32:26 AM EDT [#9] Attached File
	The worst thing about living in the declining era of a great civilization is knowing that you are. - Robert Heinlein

zach_

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Posted: 1/17/2024 10:41:19 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:
Electric Vehicles: ‘Dead Robots’ in the Chicago Cold

https://i0.wp.com/www.nationalreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/car-snow.jpg?resize=789%2C460&ssl=1

WGN9 (Chicago):

Darryl Johnson, an Uber driver, said he waited hours just to get to a charger, only to wait even longer while it charged. But the frustrations continued even after he left after he found his battery draining faster than normal.

“It’s horrible it takes two hours the wait an hour it takes two hours to charge, then the charge leaves really quickly, so now you’re back at the charger twice a day,” Johnson said.

According to the Associated Press, a 2019 study of five EVs by AAA found that cold temperatures can temporarily reduce EV range by more than 40% when drivers use interior heaters.

The AAA study found that in 20-degree weather, the average driving range fell by 12% when the car’s heater was not used and the range fell by 41% when it was used.

Several cars had to be towed at a charging station in Rolling Meadows on Sunday night after batteries died while drivers were waiting for open spots. . . .

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Strike 3.

z - Deplorable Neanderthal

ctfish15 Joined Mar 2015 Posts 2934 EE 100% (44) PA, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 11:19:15 AM EDT [Last Edit: ctfish15] [#11]

Dino Brother Shotgun of Compassion Joined Jun 2004 Posts 25069 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 12:17:36 PM EDT [#12] ATLANTA, GA.- Altercation recorded on video involving a manager and an employee at Harvest & Grounds near Terminal D in the airport. pic.twitter.com/EaI4znfaaE — Clown World ™ \uD83E\uDD21 (@ClownWorld_) January 16, 2024
	Prov 11:9 An hypocrite with his mouth destroyeth his neighbour: but through knowledge shall the just be delivered.

Paddler112 GUNDAMENTALIST Joined Nov 2007 Posts 2379 EE 100% (3) TX, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 12:48:27 PM EDT [#13] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	"The 1st Thousand Are The Hardest" - Scott Winfield "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." George Orwell

Paddler112 GUNDAMENTALIST Joined Nov 2007 Posts 2380 EE 100% (3) TX, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 12:49:16 PM EDT [#14] Attached File Attached File
	"The 1st Thousand Are The Hardest" - Scott Winfield "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." George Orwell

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23703 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 1:45:59 PM EDT [#15] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23704 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 1:47:03 PM EDT [#16] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26721 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 3:50:47 PM EDT [#17]

ctfish15 Joined Mar 2015 Posts 2936 EE 100% (44) PA, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 4:03:38 PM EDT [#18] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEEQx8pXgAAcF3e?format=jpg&name=small View Quote Attached File

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23707 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 7:48:09 PM EDT [#19] Attached File pic.twitter.com/5lFeyQvfYK Amiri King (@AmiriKing) January 17, 2024
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 17123 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 9:14:33 PM EDT [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By Dino: ATLANTA, GA.- Altercation recorded on video involving a manager and an employee at Harvest & Grounds near Terminal D in the airport. pic.twitter.com/EaI4znfaaE — Clown World ™ \uD83E\uDD21 (@ClownWorld_) January 16, 2024 View Quote The everliving fuck? What's the backstory?
	History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter. ---spartacus2002

sq40 Polymath Joined Feb 2004 Posts 41746 EE 100% (10) WV, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 9:17:22 PM EDT [#21] Actual ad. Attached File
	“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy”.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23709 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 9:17:25 PM EDT [#22] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 9839 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 9:18:26 PM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20240111_194303_jpg-3097387.JPG View Quote Student: "How long do I have to draw in a self-defense situation?" Instructor: "The rest of your life"
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

iveseenalittleontv Joined May 2004 Posts 2512 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 10:18:33 PM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By Paddler112: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/139483/419692012_10228564471208259_191679444034-3097640.JPG View Quote the last holdout for jeb bush.

Meerkatze Joined Jul 2022 Posts 1491 EE 0% (0) DEU	Posted: 1/17/2024 10:40:41 PM EDT [#25]

Dino Brother Shotgun of Compassion Joined Jun 2004 Posts 25071 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 10:42:12 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack: The everliving fuck? What's the backstory? View Quote no clue, the other guy posted it and messed up the link at first. I corrected it and he did the same a bit afterward.
	Prov 11:9 An hypocrite with his mouth destroyeth his neighbour: but through knowledge shall the just be delivered.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23710 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 10:59:02 PM EDT [#27] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

bgenlvtex Leader of the Mongrel Horde Joined Apr 2003 Posts 20856 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 1/17/2024 10:59:03 PM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack: The everliving fuck? What's the backstory? View Quote It's racist

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Posted: 1/18/2024 12:01:34 AM EDT

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Some of our readers have expressed concern about this report, suggesting it did not meet the high journalistic standards they've come to expect from us. We want you to know that we've listened to you. We've heard your voices. And they are stupid. https://t.co/7uJVsnUbYA
Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) January 17, 2024

Trump Promises Vivek An Administration Position Running The White House 7-Eleven https://buff.ly/3O4w1G2

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39437 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 12:11:52 AM EDT [#30] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39438 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 12:12:43 AM EDT [#31] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39439 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 12:13:24 AM EDT [#32] Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

mPisi

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Posted: 1/18/2024 2:04:49 AM EDT

[#33]

it's not so much that I like Trump it's just that Genghis Khan is not on the ballot. i just want someone who will go into Washington DC on his first day and stack bodies. this is not a metaphor
— The Jokeocracy Show (qu/acc) (@the_jokeocracy) January 17, 2024

NEW: UFC champ Sean Strickland tells Canadian journalist to go "f**k" himself after the journalist tried asking a 'gotcha' question about the LGBT community.

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"You're a weak f**king man. You're the f**king problem. You elected Justin Trudeau."

"The fact that you have no… pic.twitter.com/LpThPtBFwD
Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 17, 2024

We should negotiate a 2 state solution with Mexicans.

They can have own their state in Mexico. Full self-determination. They can elect their own leaders and govern themselves. pic.twitter.com/EgvzYb1I1z
— Echo Chamber (@echo_chamberz) January 17, 2024

thought: gain of function research as a great filter.

sufficiently advanced civilization: oh, what if diseases get even more dangerous, know what? i'll just make the more dangerous variant and then we can... <civilizational death> https://t.co/SAEdFRG4hK
blighter (@blightersort) January 17, 2024

Never forget pic.twitter.com/O2J1TJ18XH
Moses Kagan (@moseskagan) January 17, 2024

If they don't want us calling them lizard people they should choose humans to speak for them.
Amanda Jean (@AJAmmirabilis) January 17, 2024

I see midwits say things like "why haven't we been back to the moon yet?" and I just have to stop and shake my head and wish I could make them understand...

Mission control doesn't look like this anymore. That's it. pic.twitter.com/11WHBsTAqb
— The\uD83D\uDC09Magician (@ArmoredNorman) January 17, 2024

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Ah yes, follow the excellent example

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Excellent trends from Elon's 2023 state of the union

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

FreefallRet

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Posted: 1/18/2024 2:11:30 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack:
The everliving fuck? What's the backstory?

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Originally Posted By Dino:

ATLANTA, GA.- Altercation recorded on video involving a manager and an employee at Harvest & Grounds near Terminal D in the airport. pic.twitter.com/EaI4znfaaE
— Clown World ™ \uD83E\uDD21 (@ClownWorld_) January 16, 2024

The everliving fuck? What's the backstory?

Well she got her stuff back.

OBXT Member Joined Aug 2002 Posts 837 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 5:31:17 AM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By Meerkatze: https://i.imgur.com/ZiKJHBU.png View Quote Yes, it is real. And yes clown world is coming after the hard sciences. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12965067/rice-university-afrochemistry-course-african-american.html

Pesty

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Posted: 1/18/2024 6:19:56 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By OBXT:

Yes, it is real. And yes clown world is coming after the hard sciences.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12965067/rice-university-afrochemistry-course-african-american.html

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Originally Posted By OBXT:

Originally Posted By Meerkatze:
https://i.imgur.com/ZiKJHBU.png

Yes, it is real. And yes clown world is coming after the hard sciences.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12965067/rice-university-afrochemistry-course-african-american.html

lol real African science. Equally hilarious and blood pressure rising at the same time.

Science Must Fall?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14

You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon.

Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 28828 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 1/18/2024 7:19:55 AM EDT [Last Edit: Pesty] [#37] [youtube]shorts/iOSThGmbhZo[/youtube] Damn it how do you do shorts in the YouTube thing
	You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon. Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

DaGoose Joined Jan 2010 Posts 4352 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 8:07:04 AM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By Pesty: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iOSThGmbhZo Damn it how do you do shorts in the YouTube thing View Quote @Pesty You need to replace "shorts/" in the URL with "watch?v=" and then it will embed. Is Superwog based? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOSThGmbhZo

ctfish15 Joined Mar 2015 Posts 2939 EE 100% (44) PA, USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 9:09:20 AM EDT [#39] Reality not meme

Dino Brother Shotgun of Compassion Joined Jun 2004 Posts 25078 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 9:44:30 AM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By Pesty: lol real African science. Equally hilarious and blood pressure rising at the same time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14 View Quote deport those fucking idiots The beauty of science is it works for anyone of any race, nation, or religion. Goddamn that makes my blood boil.
	Prov 11:9 An hypocrite with his mouth destroyeth his neighbour: but through knowledge shall the just be delivered.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23711 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 11:30:30 AM EDT [#41] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

m1awolf

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Posted: 1/18/2024 1:08:18 PM EDT

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deport those fucking idiots

The beauty of science is it works for anyone of any race, nation, or religion. Goddamn that makes my blood boil.

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Originally Posted By Pesty:

lol real African science. Equally hilarious and blood pressure rising at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14

deport those fucking idiots

The beauty of science is it works for anyone of any race, nation, or religion. Goddamn that makes my blood boil.

It explains why they are still living in mud huts though.....

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RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26724 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 2:00:30 PM EDT [#43]

Thuban

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Posted: 1/18/2024 2:17:59 PM EDT

[#44]

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Originally Posted By Pesty:

lol real African science. Equally hilarious and blood pressure rising at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14

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Originally Posted By Pesty:

Originally Posted By OBXT:

Originally Posted By Meerkatze:
https://i.imgur.com/ZiKJHBU.png

Yes, it is real. And yes clown world is coming after the hard sciences.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12965067/rice-university-afrochemistry-course-african-american.html

lol real African science. Equally hilarious and blood pressure rising at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14

Robert Heinlein had one of his characters use the word "Grock" which was a Martian word which sort of meant to know or understand. It actually meant a complete understanding. Many people who claim not to believe in things like monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, bigfoot, etc. will still get a little nervous when alone in the woods at night. They know that fact, but they don't grock it. If they grocked it they would never even think to be afraid of those things.

Most people know that the universe works in a certain way which can be generally described mathematically. And the universe works in the same way for everyone and it always had, and always will work that way. The study of how things works is science.

Most people know this, but they don't grock it. They still believe that science is simply the White Man's magic which is real powerful but White magic works because it stole the magical powers from other sources, whether it is African magic or the magic of the Celtic Druids. (Because I've run into a lot of White people who believe the same crap) It's sort of like cargo cult economics in a way.

TLDR: They are stupid

There are 100 kinds of people, those who can both understand binary and extrapolate from incomplete information…

Ibn_Huq

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Posted: 1/18/2024 2:21:57 PM EDT

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https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/48896/006_jpg-3096285.JPG

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Could also be a bro truck in the ditch, with an ‘instead of a Volvo XC-90’ epitaph

HemiPowrd

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Posted: 1/18/2024 2:48:56 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Thuban:

Robert Heinlein had one of his characters use the word "Grock" which was a Martian word which sort of meant to know or understand. It actually meant a complete understanding. Many people who claim not to believe in things like monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, bigfoot, etc. will still get a little nervous when alone in the woods at night. They know that fact, but they don't grock it. If they grocked it they would never even think to be afraid of those things.

Most people know that the universe works in a certain way which can be generally described mathematically. And the universe works in the same way for everyone and it always had, and always will work that way. The study of how things works is science.

Most people know this, but they don't grock it. They still believe that science is simply the White Man's magic which is real powerful but White magic works because it stole the magical powers from other sources, whether it is African magic or the magic of the Celtic Druids. (Because I've run into a lot of White people who believe the same crap) It's sort of like cargo cult economics in a way.

TLDR: They are stupid

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*Grok*

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26726 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 3:58:49 PM EDT [#47]

Lungbuster weather-eyed shooter Joined Feb 2009 Posts 15610 EE 100% (1) ID, USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 4:09:58 PM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By HemiPowrd: Grok View Quote I thought that was a Japanese pistol?
	Then there came from hunting, the weather-eyed shooter. ARFCOM Callsign: Varmint

Tyrannosaur Joined Oct 2016 Posts 1811 EE 100% (309) SC, USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 4:54:54 PM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By Lungbuster: I thought that was a Japanese pistol? View Quote Oh you funny round eye

Seiran Member Joined Jun 2010 Posts 66672 EE 0% (0) WY, USA	Posted: 1/18/2024 4:59:11 PM EDT [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://media.patriots.win/post/f5aqysz8Y5RN.png View Quote Of course The Guardian agrees.
	If I had to be stranded in an island for a long time with a male arfcommer it'd be eesmith. I'm not gay, but I do get lonely. - Kalahnikid tnsparky Medikeighted EdwardAvila Rest In Peace, Brothers.

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