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hammet dork Joined Feb 2010 Posts 18032 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 9:38:31 PM EDT [#1] Quote History Originally Posted By seedlings: Test eta this message from the future https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/440865/8CA8B8AA-A947-4212-9BF7-AC8FD640CB58-694667.JPG View Quote appropriate avatar is appropriate

Evile Amazon Sex Torso Enthusiast Joined Mar 2010 Posts 6192 EE 100% (35) FL, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 9:42:36 PM EDT [#2] I just spammed my Facebook with about 10 of the most recent posts.. Let's see if I get a time out
	We need more gun threads in GD

TLWrench Member Joined Mar 2001 Posts 2181 EE 0% (0) NY, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 9:48:49 PM EDT [#3]

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gotuonpaper PROFESSIONAL FIREARMS SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER Joined Jan 2012 Posts 21672 EE 100% (8) WV, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 9:54:54 PM EDT [#5] Attached File
	Every normal man, at times, must be tempted to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

E-Mag Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 20377 EE 100% (4) ND, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 9:55:27 PM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://preview.redd.it/yrlnw53awgq11.jpg?width=432&s=02b4ecb090253c7a548789a41fb2f26eba2710ff View Quote You should charge your phone
	The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall never be infringed , limited, rescinded, interfered with, or prohibited by any decree of law, decision by court, or policy by the executive branch.

TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 9167 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 10:15:53 PM EDT [#7] Attached File
	History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter. ---spartacus2002

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 21552 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 10:27:28 PM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://preview.redd.it/yrlnw53awgq11.jpg?width=432&s=02b4ecb090253c7a548789a41fb2f26eba2710ff View Quote can't get his twitter page to load at all
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

Freiheit338 Member Joined Aug 2009 Posts 1534 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 10:43:30 PM EDT [Last Edit: Freiheit338] [#9] Quote History View Quote Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File

Spartanatheart I need a nap... Joined May 2007 Posts 14883 EE 100% (3) NC, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 10:52:04 PM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/214519/893067302771294208-694724.JPG View Quote I would cross her border...
	I remember when I lost my mind. But it wasn't because I didn't know enough. I just knew too much.... I'm taking comfort in the fact that Jesus wasn't liked when he was alive either.

8654 Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 1855 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 10:54:13 PM EDT [#11] Trump is 2 for 2... justices and years. I’d like to see him go 8 for 8. 8654

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 11532 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:09:31 PM EDT [#12]

DanDaVinchi Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 973 EE 100% (12) MI, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:10:01 PM EDT [Last Edit: DanDaVinchi] [#13] Originally Posted By 8654: Trump is 2 for 2... justices and years. I’d like to see him go 8 for 8. ^ ^ ^

RNO Member Joined Sep 2010 Posts 1474 EE 100% (69) OH, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:11:28 PM EDT [#14]
	Of course I talk to myself.. Sometimes I need Expert advice!

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 11533 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:13:29 PM EDT [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By kar98k: can't get his twitter page to load at all View Quote Seems to be working fine here. Does the link from this tweet work? I’m gone a week and @LindseyGrahamSC actually IS Spartacus. James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) October 6, 2018

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Posted: 10/5/2018 11:17:49 PM EDT

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I would cross her border...

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I would cross her border...

Gonna need a guide there, hombre.

Let me get in there first and do some recon.

BeerPimp

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Posted: 10/5/2018 11:20:09 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Seems to be working fine here. Does the link from this tweet work?

I’m gone a week and @LindseyGrahamSC actually IS Spartacus.
James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) October 6, 2018

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StealthM8 posted a fake James Woods twitter account link. James Woods account was unlocked today after Twitter deleted the picture that got his account locked. When he posted about it he basically said he didn't give any fucks about their TOS.

"Big Whoop, I'm spooning a Barrett 50-cal. I could kill a building." Sterling Archer

doc_Zox Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 26213 EE 0% (0) DC, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:28:40 PM EDT [#18]
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Chris_in_TX Thread KIller! Joined May 2001 Posts 5789 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:33:42 PM EDT [#19] The Turtle is getting a savage streak going.
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Silverbulletz06 Member Joined Jan 2009 Posts 13717 EE 100% (4) NY, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:35:53 PM EDT [#20] I still can't believe McConnell and Graham grew spines. What a bizarre world we are living in.
	WTF is up with this bullshit anti-bayo lug crap. Was there a group of irrate japanese guys bonzai charging disabled school children and puppies that I wasn't aware of?

seedlings Member Joined Dec 2015 Posts 3708 EE 100% (2) MO, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:40:09 PM EDT [#21] Attached File

Firearmsenthusiast Member Joined Dec 2015 Posts 3798 EE 0% (0) ND, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:43:33 PM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By Chris_in_TX: The Turtle is getting a savage streak going. https://i.imgur.com/Q9uBdGK.jpg View Quote Normally I condemn drug use, but this is one exception Get that man another 8 ball of Coke!

Seatbelts Buckle up Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6632 EE 100% (3) VA, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:55:18 PM EDT [#23] The real reason they hate Brett Attached File
	Be careful hunting monsters, least you become one yourself, for when you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you. - Nietzsche

motown_steve Indelible in the hippocampus...is the MAGA! Joined Mar 2004 Posts 93948 EE 100% (112) TX, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:56:59 PM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By Chris_in_TX: The Turtle is getting a savage streak going. https://i.imgur.com/Q9uBdGK.jpg View Quote Got-DAMN!
	Ceterum censeo, Cleveland esse delendam!

motown_steve Indelible in the hippocampus...is the MAGA! Joined Mar 2004 Posts 93949 EE 100% (112) TX, USA	Posted: 10/5/2018 11:59:14 PM EDT [#25] Attached File
	Ceterum censeo, Cleveland esse delendam!

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Posted: 10/6/2018 12:12:50 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Et2ss:

The unhinged loony left has shown their true colors by being beacons of violence and hate, attacking senators during this confirmation process.

EARLY BIRD MEME CHALLENGE

Featuring @zola1611

Judge @RuthieRedSox

Winner gets a free sexual allegation. pic.twitter.com/VB3HuhVjPo
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Nota Bene:
Note the color that they're using.

All the Soros sponsored revolutions in were named what? Some color Revolution

Pay attention folks.

Call the tune and let's dance; but beware that the devil is the piper and the tab for that soiree will be hell to pay.
Training&Trigger Time are more important than chasing a hardware Holy Grail

Mall-Ninja ........"BANG"........ Joined Dec 2003 Posts 30341 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 12:20:55 AM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By motown_steve: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/50575/7D5A630D-6D51-4197-B638-1988FFB54FAD-694827.JPG View Quote Maybe I’m just a nerd, but I imagined him as a Tonberry - small, harmless-looking, but will fucking shank and kill you when he gets in range.
	Freedom and Justice come out of a box. Sometimes it is a Jury box. Sometimes it is a Ballot box. Other times it has to come from a Cartridge box!

pcsutton CHRONIC - Member ....but not a 3rd member Joined Sep 2004 Posts 83137 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 12:32:21 AM EDT [#28] Attached File
	You can't teach Democracy to people that still shit in their hands and believe in sharia law. - EasTexan Sua Sponte

Advance It is time for stormy weather Joined Jul 2012 Posts 11547 EE 100% (387) USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 1:21:33 AM EDT [#29] When I say “KAVA”, you say “NAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” Please share with all your liberal friends. @TexasChance & I created this as a way to unite the country. Everyone can join in. pic.twitter.com/6ZE0vJNFN8 Michael Berry (@MichaelBerrySho) October 5, 2018
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Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
Maybe I'm just a nerd, but I imagined him as a Tonberry - small, harmless-looking, but will fucking shank and kill you when he gets in range.

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Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
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Maybe I'm just a nerd, but I imagined him as a Tonberry - small, harmless-looking, but will fucking shank and kill you when he gets in range.

That's spot on

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barnbwt

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Posted: 10/6/2018 2:16:00 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Chris_in_TX:
The Turtle is getting a savage streak going.

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I know it's only Mitch McConnell and all...but that's basically a thinly-veiled call for revolutionary action contingent on this confirmation panning out. Similar stuff was said in the mid 1770s by the usual suspects about their colonial statehouses' relationship to British authority as well. Then as now, I'm sure there were many Americans wondering if it was really all just bluster to impress their friends, or if it should be taken seriously.

I think he's right, that the Senate loses all legitimacy as a representative body if this nomination fails after all this craziness. And as a double-whammy, that rot would then spread to the SCOTUS by way of their inability to confirm qualified members. Two branches of our government would fall to the ground at once. I believe he only said such a think with the knowledge it would play out in his/our favor already, but it still is instructive to see how close we came to a true crisis. And if we really are on a destructive trajectory as many suspect, this will only be the first of many such trials we will have to triumph over to correct our course.

lukelog925 Member Joined Apr 2014 Posts 583 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 2:37:06 AM EDT [#32]
	"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." American by the grace of God Conservative by the power of intellect

TaskForce Member Joined Feb 2010 Posts 29986 EE 100% (10) USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 2:50:14 AM EDT [#33] Attached File

Seatbelts Buckle up Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6633 EE 100% (3) VA, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 6:12:46 AM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By Blacktide: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/235149/43095434_2065563713495465_1008619841935900672_n-694921.JPG View Quote
	Be careful hunting monsters, least you become one yourself, for when you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you. - Nietzsche

fatalerror113 I'm not selling out, I'm buying in. Joined Dec 2005 Posts 40079 EE 100% (8) NC, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 6:17:30 AM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://preview.redd.it/9hgsqbai8eq11.jpg?width=432&s=6e94e5a4007d72b9dba94a99f77390666467acdf View Quote That is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. Probably top for the year.

voodochild Joined Sep 2005 Posts 6078 EE 100% (56) USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 6:24:25 AM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By Blacktide: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/235149/43095434_2065563713495465_1008619841935900672_n-694921.JPG View Quote About time someone put up a bubbles meme.

HappyLife_NoWife Laughing indelibly in the HippoCampus Joined Jun 2017 Posts 2238 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 6:33:25 AM EDT [#37]
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dogsandhogs The Boar Joined Oct 2011 Posts 2321 EE 100% (2) MS, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 6:57:50 AM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06: I still can't believe McConnell and Graham grew spines. What a bizarre world we are living in. View Quote It's obvious, at least to me, that McCain held some power over them. Their "spine growth" lines up perfectly with McCain's death.
	NRA Benefactor GOA Life "The act of saying "F**k you" to any mortal man who would claim dominion and authority over you is the first act of a free man. Not a free man on paper, but a free man in fact."-blogger Ace of Spades

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Posted: 10/6/2018 7:08:12 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By dogsandhogs:
It's obvious, at least to me, that McCain held some power over them. Their "spine growth" lines up perfectly with McCain's death.

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Originally Posted By dogsandhogs:

Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06:
I still can't believe McConnell and Graham grew spines.

What a bizarre world we are living in.

It's obvious, at least to me, that McCain held some power over them. Their "spine growth" lines up perfectly with McCain's death.

I think it may be more that the swamp denizens can see Trump winning at every turn. They're loyalty is to themselves. If getting on the Trump train
is beneficial to them, well... Mitch "just call me Casey Jones" McConnel...

"Beefaroni"

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	Most of the shrill cries of social injustice come from people who contribute nothing to the scene that a chimpanzee couldn't do better.

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15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 8656 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 8:39:50 AM EDT [#43]

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Bronze Member Joined Nov 2011 Posts 4584 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 9:22:14 AM EDT [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By StealthM8: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/215362/Brett_Kavanaugh_Chili-694310-694384.JPG View Quote ABSOLUTE. WIN!

PossumKing Joined Nov 2008 Posts 5736 EE 100% (7) USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 9:25:29 AM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/3097/E8327D0A-7C58-4C90-AD5E-54874871F394-694822.jpg View Quote Flawless! Absolutely Perfect!

RobertM Joined Feb 2001 Posts 3746 EE 100% (12) VA, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 9:30:28 AM EDT [#47] Just started the day by packing my FB page with theses :) let the games begin !!!!!
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HoyaSaxa Joined Dec 2013 Posts 1477 EE 0% (0) MD, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 11:00:31 AM EDT [#48] This thread is gonna reach a new level of savage this weekend. Like James Woods consuming 11 Red Bull’s while throwing beads at Hillary supporters from a balcony at the Javitz center on election night 2016. And it’ll be glorious.

Aloxite Group W Bench Joined Dec 2005 Posts 13441 EE 100% (70) WA, USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 11:19:24 AM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: View Quote Attached File
	They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.

mississippiflush You gotta risk it to get the biscuit Joined Feb 2011 Posts 4657 EE 100% (475) USA	Posted: 10/6/2018 11:21:32 AM EDT [#50]
	Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you