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	"He should have killed me. I would have killed me." For God and Country: Geronimo! Geronimo! Geronimo! Michael Moore: Trump’s election is going to be the biggest Fuck You ever recorded in human history….And it will feel good.

GiggleSmith A Deplorable and Proud Infidel Joined Apr 2003 Posts 74204 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 10/24/2018 7:57:11 PM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By DanDaVinchi: https://www.glocktalk.com/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgflip.com%2F2k9uw1.jpg&hash=9dd33d2045f6b7484dbadbc851ac2733 View Quote It don't like Proxies Attached File
	"He should have killed me. I would have killed me." For God and Country: Geronimo! Geronimo! Geronimo! Michael Moore: Trump’s election is going to be the biggest Fuck You ever recorded in human history….And it will feel good.

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	Originally Posted By justsayin: WHY do celebrities think we care what philosophical or political opinions they have? We don't pay them for who they really are.....

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hammet dork Joined Feb 2010 Posts 18324 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 10/24/2018 9:05:41 PM EDT [#16] need a somebody sent us up the bomb meme

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	Religion was born when the first con man met the first fool." --Mark Twain. Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

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	Religion was born when the first con man met the first fool." --Mark Twain. Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

Whamo Team Member Joined Jul 2008 Posts 6367 EE 100% (6) NJ, USA	Posted: 10/24/2018 10:39:07 PM EDT [#19] Attached File
	"[n]o man's life, liberty or property are safe while the Legislature is in session."-Gideon J. Tucker

Radiolax Joined Oct 2008 Posts 822 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/24/2018 10:46:22 PM EDT [Last Edit: Radiolax] [#20] That is awesome! Way to go Faye!

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	Always blame autocorrect.

cochraneap Gold Member Joined Dec 2008 Posts 13834 EE 100% (171) SC, USA	Posted: 10/25/2018 11:13:00 AM EDT [#29]
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blottogg

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Posted: 10/25/2018 11:16:19 AM EDT

[#30]

Fictional superspy Michael Westen on mail security:

“Sleep through an aerial bombing or two, and noise isn’t an issue. You just need some privacy and a bed. In a pinch, you can lose the bed. But the privacy’s important for projects like this one. With everyone X-raying and chemical testing their mail these days, a box of wire and pipe and batteries sprinkled with chemical fertilizer is a great attention-getter.” – Jeffrey Donovan (as Michael Westen in Burn Notice)

From the pilot episode, circa 2007. Whether the perp is a Trump supporter gone off the reservation or a Democrat conspiracy (I normally talk those down, but I've got to say, this one makes some sense...I'll be getting fitted for my tin-foil hat presently), he/she probably never watched Burn Notice. Or maybe the perp did, and this was exactly the reaction desired.

SSully

Who the fuck, is Sidney Shaw?

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Posted: 10/25/2018 11:30:54 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By blottogg:
Fictional superspy Michael Westen on mail security:

“Sleep through an aerial bombing or two, and noise isn’t an issue. You just need some privacy and a bed. In a pinch, you can lose the bed. But the privacy’s important for projects like this one. With everyone X-raying and chemical testing their mail these days, a box of wire and pipe and batteries sprinkled with chemical fertilizer is a great attention-getter.” – Jeffrey Donovan (as Michael Westen in Burn Notice)

From the pilot episode, circa 2007. Whether the perp is a Trump supporter gone off the reservation or a Democrat conspiracy (I normally talk those down, but I've got to say, this one makes some sense...I'll be getting fitted for my tin-foil hat presently), he/she probably never watched Burn Notice. Or maybe the perp did, and this was exactly the reaction desired.

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Except they weren’t mailed. They were delivered by courier.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
-W.C. Fields

HeyCoach

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Posted: 10/25/2018 11:33:52 AM EDT

[#32]

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Originally Posted By flpickupman:
Except they weren’t mailed. They were delivered by courier.

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Originally Posted By flpickupman:

Originally Posted By blottogg:
Fictional superspy Michael Westen on mail security:

“Sleep through an aerial bombing or two, and noise isn’t an issue. You just need some privacy and a bed. In a pinch, you can lose the bed. But the privacy’s important for projects like this one. With everyone X-raying and chemical testing their mail these days, a box of wire and pipe and batteries sprinkled with chemical fertilizer is a great attention-getter.” – Jeffrey Donovan (as Michael Westen in Burn Notice)

From the pilot episode, circa 2007. Whether the perp is a Trump supporter gone off the reservation or a Democrat conspiracy (I normally talk those down, but I've got to say, this one makes some sense...I'll be getting fitted for my tin-foil hat presently), he/she probably never watched Burn Notice. Or maybe the perp did, and this was exactly the reaction desired.

Except they weren’t mailed. They were delivered by courier.

What was his employee number? 6?

Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns.

DanDaVinchi Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 1019 EE 100% (12) MI, USA	Posted: 10/25/2018 11:37:36 AM EDT [#33] https://twitter.com/Farberyanki/status/1055096292119060480

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blottogg

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Posted: 10/25/2018 1:24:14 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By flpickupman:

Except they weren’t mailed. They were delivered by courier.

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Michael's got you covered there, too:

“Need to go someplace you’re not wanted? Any uniform store will sell you a messenger outfit, and any messenger can get past a security desk.” – Jeffrey Donovan (as Michael Westen in Burn Notice)

Whamo Team Member Joined Jul 2008 Posts 6368 EE 100% (6) NJ, USA	Posted: 10/25/2018 1:29:12 PM EDT [#37] Attached File
	"[n]o man's life, liberty or property are safe while the Legislature is in session."-Gideon J. Tucker

pepperbelly

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Posted: 10/25/2018 1:35:55 PM EDT

[#38]

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Originally Posted By blottogg:
Michael's got you covered there, too:

“Need to go someplace you’re not wanted? Any uniform store will sell you a messenger outfit, and any messenger can get past a security desk.” – Jeffrey Donovan (as Michael Westen in Burn Notice)

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Originally Posted By blottogg:

Originally Posted By flpickupman:

Except they weren’t mailed. They were delivered by courier.

Michael's got you covered there, too:

“Need to go someplace you’re not wanted? Any uniform store will sell you a messenger outfit, and any messenger can get past a security desk.” – Jeffrey Donovan (as Michael Westen in Burn Notice)

It helps to have a smoking hot weapons and explosives expert- with benefits.

How do i know if absence makes the heart grow fonder if you won't go away

Extorris: "When I was a rookie I saw my Sergeant turn a guy into a newt."

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 11652 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/25/2018 2:05:28 PM EDT [#39]

buck19delta Member Joined Feb 2006 Posts 29019 EE 100% (53) KY, USA	Posted: 10/25/2018 2:37:14 PM EDT [Last Edit: buck19delta] [#40] hopefully someone goes to prison over those " fake" bombs.
	Equality will destroy humanity.

supertex Member Joined Nov 2010 Posts 569 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 10/25/2018 3:02:45 PM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By buck19delta: hopefully someone goes to prison over those " fake" bombs. View Quote
	taxpayer

spidey07

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Posted: 10/25/2018 3:13:28 PM EDT

[#42]

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Originally Posted By RSG:
https://preview.redd.it/nzx25er9ucu11.png?width=1024&auto=webp&s=9782718666ceecb4565dacee336467cbe5a237e0

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I’m loving the pop up pepe! He’s like a little fact checker destroying fake news.

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AJ-IN-JAX Get the F*%# away from my coffee!! Joined Dec 2005 Posts 34622 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 10/25/2018 6:32:35 PM EDT [#45] Attached File
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	Religion was born when the first con man met the first fool." --Mark Twain. Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

DanDaVinchi Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 1020 EE 100% (12) MI, USA	Posted: 10/25/2018 7:00:27 PM EDT [#47]

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 11653 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/25/2018 9:28:44 PM EDT [#48]

TheOTHERmaninblack

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Posted: 10/26/2018 12:07:06 AM EDT

[#49]

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Originally Posted By RSG:
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The funny thing about all the gender madness is that gender isn't even a biological term. It's grammatical. People don't have gender. Words have gender. And there are 3. Masculine, Feminine, and Neutral.

Waiting for the genXers to start identifying as adjectives or adverbs.

History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter.
---spartacus2002

HTHF Member Joined Jul 2014 Posts 4494 EE 100% (15) MT, USA	Posted: 10/26/2018 12:12:43 AM EDT [Last Edit: HTHF] [#50] Attached File
	Insecurity is loud, confidence is quiet.

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