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shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 37374 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 3/28/2022 9:23:50 PM EDT [#1] Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 37375 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 3/28/2022 9:35:42 PM EDT [#2] The Will Smith Chris Rock Slap but it's Mickey Mouse and Goofy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM9aVZjpZtU
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

waterglass FEEEELS GOOOOOD MAN!!!! Joined Oct 2012 Posts 63756 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/28/2022 10:55:22 PM EDT [Last Edit: waterglass] [#3] You Can’t ACT That Way At The Oscar’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mVpe_htO0k Will Smith SLAP REMIX - The Remix Bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjVT-DODxzE Memes of the Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbFnfmTB_-I Added grilling man to this meme I stole from mPisi below.
	" Declaratory statement oooozing conviction, written a long time ago." - Little Known Famous Dead Guy Suspiciously Not Damnatio Memoriae.

mPisi

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Posted: 3/28/2022 10:56:51 PM EDT

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This was my whole complaint on the whole Rock-Smith thing, I was expecting more from Chris Rock.

Rock should have asked Smith if any of her other lovers were going to hit him too.
Jeremy P (@GoDownSwingin) March 28, 2022

Nothing says confidence in your vaccine like getting 8 free tests to find out if you have the thing you got 4 shots for \uD83E\uDD21\uD83E\uDD21\uD83E\uDD21\uD83E\uDD21 https://t.co/KUqa6ETfXU
Meghan Maureen (@Keggs719) March 28, 2022

You should expect to see laws passed, in the name of saving Ukrainian refugees, which are then used to flood your country with 50 million Africans when the world food supply collapses. https://t.co/e8e1bJndk4
EnochPowell (@MogTheUrbanite) March 25, 2022

Interesting thread

I know our leaders are incompetent and mad.
I knew the world machine is failing.

What I'd like you to post on this thread is the smallest or most esoteric "Signs of the Times" that you are noticing

What small signs are you seeing in your life that things are soon to change?
EnochPowell (@MogTheUrbanite) March 28, 2022

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

waterglass FEEEELS GOOOOOD MAN!!!! Joined Oct 2012 Posts 63757 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/28/2022 11:09:39 PM EDT [Last Edit: waterglass] [#5] Just another day in Lightfoot’s Chicago \uD83D\uDC47\uD83C\uDFFC pic.twitter.com/maCfiGJjBI — Art TakingBack \uD83C\uDDFA\uD83C\uDDF8 (@ArtValley818_) March 26, 2022 Meanwhile in the San Francisco hellhole pic.twitter.com/KfNWNKNkhn Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) March 28, 2022
	" Declaratory statement oooozing conviction, written a long time ago." - Little Known Famous Dead Guy Suspiciously Not Damnatio Memoriae.

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 37376 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 3/28/2022 11:40:58 PM EDT [#6] Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

Jabroni45 Joined Jan 2021 Posts 625 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 9:29:29 AM EDT [#7]

pdb5906 Member Joined Jul 2005 Posts 2220 EE 100% (56) NC, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 10:08:44 AM EDT [#8] Attached File

AJ-IN-JAX

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Posted: 3/29/2022 12:37:49 PM EDT

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If Rock was going with that angle.....mind blown.

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rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 13862 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 1:37:32 PM EDT [#10] Attached File
	"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

Moto-M187 Part spinner Joined Apr 2018 Posts 2082 EE 100% (67) OH, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 1:40:39 PM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By rcav8r: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/85434/FB_IMG_1648575337038_jpg-2330636.JPG View Quote God damnit
	Not living on, or dying on, my knees

RTUtah @jseconomos Joined Dec 2006 Posts 26997 EE 100% (100) NC, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 2:27:49 PM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By rcav8r: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/85434/FB_IMG_1648575337038_jpg-2330636.JPG View Quote Clever.
	http://www.amazon.com/Gentle-Propositions-J-S-Economos/dp/0615997635

TxRabbitBane Fishing > Work Joined Feb 2005 Posts 50446 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 2:29:46 PM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By rcav8r: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/85434/FB_IMG_1648575337038_jpg-2330636.JPG View Quote Ok, you win the internet for today.
	Not fly enough to be halal....

rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 13863 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 4:37:39 PM EDT [#14] Attached File
	"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

JT_26 Savant Supreme Joined Oct 2006 Posts 14850 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 5:12:48 PM EDT [#15]
	It wasn't till years later that Conrad would realize love was just like communism - it was a great idea but never quite worked out.

Everybodygotone Member Joined Sep 2018 Posts 1421 EE 0% (0) WY, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 5:24:54 PM EDT [#16]

Matthew_Q Libertatis Omnium Joined Sep 2001 Posts 52787 EE 100% (8) TX, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 6:09:02 PM EDT [#17] Y'all need to figure out the snipping tool in Windows. It's stupid easy to use. Attached File
	Now she's making $15 an hour as a 'tard wrangler with a degree in women's studies... - tommytrauma

Smash47 Joined Nov 2011 Posts 12902 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 6:19:51 PM EDT [#18] The whole Will Smith slap was scripted. Next time a top will fall off Hollywood kid fucking whore showing her tits...the whole point is to make people start watching these anti-white perverts like the Jerry Springer show. No one was watching so they had to come up with a way. Prove me wrong.

fuksoutof87

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Posted: 3/29/2022 6:39:05 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Smash47:
The whole Will Smith slap was scripted. Next time a top will fall off Hollywood kid fucking whore showing her tits...the whole point is to make people start watching these anti-white perverts like the Jerry Springer show. No one was watching so they had to come up with a way.

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Everyone says Idiocracy was a prophecy. It's not because in reality while mouth breathing drooling morons do make up the American public the ruling class is made up of self serving corrupt pieces of shit willing to say stupid shit as an excuse to engage in massive amounts of corruption.

If it was a prophecy Dwayne Hector Camacho would have gone on TV and told all the drooling morons about how he's ordering the plants to get all the Brawndo they need at government expense and then gone behind closed doors and called his financial advisor and asked how much his stock rose since he bought it 6 months ago and when is the best time to sell. The main character would run around telling everyone that the plants need water and think the politicians are just too stupid to know any better and he'd never quite figure out he's the stupid one. Hell he'd probably get distracted on his way to tell the politicians the plants need water by some stupid scripted shit like that fake ass slap.

jvmcd Joined Nov 2008 Posts 728 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 6:42:46 PM EDT [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By RTUtah: Clever. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By RTUtah: Originally Posted By rcav8r: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/85434/FB_IMG_1648575337038_jpg-2330636.JPG Clever. Yep, win “Queen” of the day for that one.

TheOTHERmaninblack

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Posted: 3/29/2022 7:32:30 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:

Ok, you win the internet for today.

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Originally Posted By rcav8r:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/85434/FB_IMG_1648575337038_jpg-2330636.JPG

Ok, you win the internet for today.

Could somebody translate this into geezer?

History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter.
---spartacus2002

0002s The Stars at Night are Big & Bright clapclapclap Joined Mar 2010 Posts 4873 EE 100% (16) TX, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 7:35:50 PM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack: Could somebody translate this into geezer? View Quote We Will We Will Rock You Queen - We Will Rock You (Official Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk

rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 13864 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 8:00:50 PM EDT [#23] Attached File I'm not so sure it was staged. Will's language after he got off the stage, and his apology after the show says not. Not to mention the memes and other backlash we're seeing, they couldn't be so ignorant as to not know what would happen.
	"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 13865 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 8:05:39 PM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By 0002s: We Will We Will Rock You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk View Quote Is it me or Freddy's overbite really seem emphasized in that video?
	"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

TheOTHERmaninblack

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Posted: 3/29/2022 8:24:54 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By 0002s:

We Will We Will Rock You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk

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Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack:
Could somebody translate this into geezer?

We Will We Will Rock You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk

Thanks.

History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter.
---spartacus2002

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 37377 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 8:59:18 PM EDT [#26] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

Keyboard_Commander Joined Apr 2014 Posts 123 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 10:02:13 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By pdb5906: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/76938/277567498_10223381437178078_714354947358-2330424.JPG View Quote I laughed at this one for 3 solid minutes before lamenting the fact that I can't share it with anyone that will appreciate it. I haven't laughed this hard at a meme since the beginning of this thread!

redoubt Something witty. Joined May 2005 Posts 11946 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 10:33:12 PM EDT [#28]
	Life is about choices. If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.

2ANut Joined Nov 2014 Posts 6675 EE 0% (0) NE, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 10:46:17 PM EDT [Last Edit: 2ANut] [#29] Someone with better meming skills could probably do a better take on this.

15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 18744 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2022 10:55:08 PM EDT [#30] Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza “The oceans are rising rapidly and will soon swallow up our coastal areas!” Yes, well.

raven What a time to be alive Joined Feb 2001 Posts 94789 EE 100% (1) AK, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 1:50:36 AM EDT [#31] Attached File
	“The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.” —Frank Herbert

Spacejunk Pain Don't Hurt Joined Feb 2013 Posts 12251 EE 100% (5) ID, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 8:22:41 AM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By raven: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/2902/peak_NPC_jpg-2331399.JPG View Quote Lol

postban Try and stop me you jumped up little shit! Joined Jan 2001 Posts 6201 EE 100% (49) MI, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 8:43:34 AM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By raven: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/2902/peak_NPC_jpg-2331399.JPG View Quote DU membership status: VERIFIED
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15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 18745 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 9:01:18 AM EDT [#34] Video of President Trumps hole in one... https://twitter.com/stevenvoiceover/status/1508853478495596560

Jabroni45 Joined Jan 2021 Posts 628 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 9:20:10 AM EDT [#35] Not related to anything current, I just found it funny.

15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 18746 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 9:28:16 AM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By raven: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/2902/peak_NPC_jpg-2331399.JPG View Quote Should have added the meme that says I believe in the latest thing. That flag is sideways which makes it even funnier.

nophun Joined Feb 2014 Posts 6182 EE 0% (0) MO, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 9:31:22 AM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By raven: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/2902/peak_NPC_jpg-2331399.JPG View Quote Ralphwiiggumspickingnoseimhelping.meme

Rick-OShay Member Joined Mar 2007 Posts 47532 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 10:00:49 AM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By BB868: https://i.imgflip.com/6a4fhg.jpg For some more 'context' from this ass-clown----- Seth Rogen’s Top 4 Absolutely UNHINGED Moments on Twitter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQXyF_kgBBI View Quote Seth Rogan's face makes my knuckles itch ....
	Why not (\/) (;,,;) (\/) Zoidberg?

mnvwguy02 Laboring to love my neighbor as myself Joined May 2007 Posts 25117 EE 100% (81) MN, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 10:12:33 AM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By raven: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/2902/peak_NPC_jpg-2331399.JPG View Quote Attached File
	Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.

TxRabbitBane Fishing > Work Joined Feb 2005 Posts 50451 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 10:45:29 AM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By raven: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/2902/peak_NPC_jpg-2331399.JPG View Quote Gold medal in the virtue-signaling Olympics…
	Not fly enough to be halal....

Kokodude Member Joined Apr 2021 Posts 1431 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 12:06:07 PM EDT [#41]

Repairman_Jack

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Posted: 3/30/2022 12:09:41 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:

Gold medal in the virtue-signaling Olympics…

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Originally Posted By raven:
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Gold medal in the virtue-signaling Olympics…

Somebody should rip them all down and then leave a note:

"Dear Neighbor,

Some retarded leftist douchebag was trying to make you look like an empty-brained virtue-signaling simp by hanging up BLM and Fauci signs on your porch.
Anyway, I took care of that Commie bullshit for you, can't have the neighborhood looking like shit. Figured you'd want to know."

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Rick-OShay Member Joined Mar 2007 Posts 47533 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 12:55:21 PM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By Matthew_Q: Y'all need to figure out the snipping tool in Windows. It's stupid easy to use. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/14121/8tests4booster_jpg-2330916.JPG View Quote What happened to Carrottop? He used to be so jacked?
	Why not (\/) (;,,;) (\/) Zoidberg?

mnvwguy02

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Posted: 3/30/2022 1:36:07 PM EDT

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What happened to Carrottop? He used to be so jacked?

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Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
Y'all need to figure out the snipping tool in Windows. It's stupid easy to use.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/14121/8tests4booster_jpg-2330916.JPG

What happened to Carrottop? He used to be so jacked?

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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.

Justice23 Non Timebo Mala Joined Sep 2005 Posts 21654 EE 100% (7) RI, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 2:51:36 PM EDT [#45] Attached File
	Post contains personal opinion only and does represent information released in official capacity.

Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 24935 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 3/30/2022 4:09:00 PM EDT [#46]
	You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon. Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

giantpune Joined Sep 2016 Posts 5929 EE 100% (21) GA, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 6:24:49 PM EDT [#47]

raven What a time to be alive Joined Feb 2001 Posts 94791 EE 100% (1) AK, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 7:02:36 PM EDT [#48]
	“The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.” —Frank Herbert

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 37378 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 3/30/2022 9:09:55 PM EDT [#49] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

waterglass

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Posted: 3/30/2022 10:20:43 PM EDT

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The main problem with white people is that they enlist in combat arms, respond to fires and medical emergencies, maintain electrical grids and water lines, pay taxes, and in general, play by the rules in good faith despite this bullshit being mainstream; https://t.co/0YdUHSWdfX pic.twitter.com/aVt5UFTvcf
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Blackpilled INSOMNIA STREAM: EQUITY EDITION

Every time I see stuff like this I think of this video pic.twitter.com/b9PlZvJ4sW
ken mcarthy (@nakedzoomcalls) March 30, 2022

“It makes me very angry when people don’t want to talk about gender and sexuality in classrooms”

This non-binary teacher is responsible for TWO year olds at a daycare. These are the people teaching your kids. pic.twitter.com/gEfPmyhmBS
Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) March 30, 2022

SCOOP: Disney corporate president Karey Burke says, "as the mother [of] one transgender child and one pansexual child," she supports having "many, many, many LGBTQIA characters in our stories" and wants a minimum of 50 percent of characters to be LGBTQIA and racial minorities. pic.twitter.com/oFRUiuu9JG
— Christopher F. Rufo ?? (@realchrisrufo) March 29, 2022

Look at this Chums! A Leftist wine mom running Disney turned her kids into politically correct fashion accessories to climb the globochomo corporate ladder. Quite a sacrifice on the Altar of the almighty mouse.