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Link Posted: 10/22/2019 10:59:24 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ltcdwb:
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Maybe this time?
Link Posted: 10/22/2019 11:04:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ltcdwb:
Maybe this time?
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Originally Posted By ltcdwb:
Originally Posted By ltcdwb:
Again...…………………

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Maybe this time?
Weak..
Link Posted: 10/22/2019 11:21:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/22/2019 5:47:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/22/2019 7:57:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DeathHates:

Weak..
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Yeah? Well, I'm an old fart.  And you obviously confused me with someone that really cares.
Link Posted: 10/22/2019 11:24:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/23/2019 8:15:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/23/2019 6:24:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/23/2019 7:08:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ltcdwb:
Yeah? Well, I'm an old fart.  And you obviously confused me with someone that really cares.
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Originally Posted By ltcdwb:
Originally Posted By DeathHates:

Weak..
Yeah? Well, I'm an old fart.  And you obviously confused me with someone that really cares.
Link Posted: 10/24/2019 6:11:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/24/2019 11:51:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/25/2019 10:36:06 AM EDT
[#12]
I cannot agree with your argument.
Link Posted: 10/25/2019 10:48:05 AM EDT
[#13]
They call me ..... "Thread Killer."
Link Posted: 10/25/2019 10:49:53 AM EDT
[#14]
Pardon me but I have nothing to say
Link Posted: 10/25/2019 12:31:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Talk louder I can't see you.
Link Posted: 10/25/2019 12:38:36 PM EDT
[#16]
True or false.

Scrotum is a planet that rotates around Uranus.
Link Posted: 10/25/2019 9:27:54 PM EDT
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Have you ever stopped to consider the word FART?  It has a multitude of forms and uses.

It is a verb, "I FARTED."

It is a noun, "I smell a FART."

It is a term of endearment, "You are a FART."

It is a term of aggravation, "You are a FART."

It is an activity, "I was just FARTing around."

You can detect a FART using four of the five senses.  You can hear a FART, you can smell a FART, often you can taste a FART, and you can see a FART of a person.

So, the next time you hear someone FART, you smell a FART, call someone a FART remember it doesn't smell.

Of course FARTs don't smell, they don't have a nose.
Link Posted: 10/26/2019 12:36:55 PM EDT
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Whatever you do, avoid SHOWER FARTS.  They are an unfiltered abomination.  Your eyes will water uncontrollably.
Link Posted: 10/26/2019 2:55:34 PM EDT
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Fuck, the most ubiquitous word in the English language.

It can be used as a noun, pronoun, adjective, verb and adverb in present tense and past participle

Example

I fucking fucked the fucking fuckers who tried to fucking fuck me.
Link Posted: 10/26/2019 3:56:17 PM EDT
[#20]
Pass the FUCKING salt.
Link Posted: 10/26/2019 3:56:50 PM EDT
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I believe that would be used as an adjective.
Link Posted: 10/26/2019 6:24:52 PM EDT
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SNAFU -- situation normal all fucked up

TARFU -- things are really fucked up

FUBAR -- fucked up beyond all repair
Link Posted: 10/26/2019 7:34:33 PM EDT
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BOHICA- Bend Over Here It Comes Again
Link Posted: 10/26/2019 9:26:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ltcdwb:
BOHICA- Bend Over Here It Comes Again
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Meal Team 6, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Site Resource Wasters, and I have over 300 callouts on @kubota3240 . I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Learning Disabled forces. You are nothing to me but just another OP. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision of all the blades at 45 degrees, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the ARFCOM and your IP is being traced right now to your mom's basement. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with imitation crab meat and model trains, and that's just with my gladiator movies. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cockalypse  and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Arfcom, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking bowl of chilli with beans. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in no bean chilli. You're fucking dead, bro.
Link Posted: 10/26/2019 9:49:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/27/2019 8:47:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/27/2019 8:49:53 PM EDT
[#27]
Yule dick
Link Posted: 10/28/2019 5:04:11 PM EDT
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Santas Yule tide dick comes in two sizes, vanilla and chocolate
Link Posted: 10/28/2019 9:48:50 PM EDT
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Anyone for some Spotted Dick?

Link Posted: 10/28/2019 9:52:57 PM EDT
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All the damn time
Link Posted: 10/28/2019 10:22:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2019 11:10:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2019 11:28:57 PM EDT
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I gotta go poop....
YAY
Link Posted: 10/28/2019 11:52:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2019 2:02:28 AM EDT
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You're going to have to explain that to the under 30 crowd.
Link Posted: 10/29/2019 8:17:25 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By InternationalM:
I gotta go poop....
YAY
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Link Posted: 10/29/2019 8:18:42 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By InternationalM:
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So, you are an old fart too?  Only old farts get excited about taking a poop.  Of course I never understood why anyone would TAKE a poop.  Woudn't it be better to leave a poop?
Link Posted: 10/29/2019 8:20:06 AM EDT
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I forgot to remind you, don't forget the paperwork.  AND MAKE IT LEGIBLE!!!!
Link Posted: 10/29/2019 8:20:50 AM EDT
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Crouton farming
Link Posted: 10/29/2019 7:31:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2019 9:16:00 PM EDT
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I like turtles.
Link Posted: 10/29/2019 9:20:41 PM EDT
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I like Ike.
Link Posted: 10/30/2019 6:31:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2019 6:36:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2019 6:38:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2019 9:35:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2019 10:29:47 PM EDT
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Why I carry.
Link Posted: 10/30/2019 11:30:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2019 11:32:28 PM EDT
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My first asian was a eurasian named Kim.

Silly cool girl.
Link Posted: 10/31/2019 8:19:49 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By RED_5:
I can not deny having 'yellow fever' since i was 17 years old, and very impressionable and in Japan.

no know cure that I'm aware of.
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I always thought it was good to sample the local culture.  Tried my damndest in Bacelona but she didn't speak English and my Tex-Mex couldn't get my point across.
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