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Link Posted: 1/11/2020 11:26:07 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/11/2020 11:48:20 AM EST
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Well played.   Golf clap.
Link Posted: 1/11/2020 12:02:30 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/11/2020 2:57:30 PM EST
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I find myself talking like Yoda.  Usually after a couple of beers.
Link Posted: 1/15/2020 12:04:56 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/15/2020 6:35:49 PM EST
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A VERY deep subject. In some places.
Link Posted: 1/16/2020 1:28:47 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/17/2020 5:41:04 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/17/2020 7:27:58 PM EST
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uh...…….1 at a time?
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 1:34:03 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/18/2020 1:54:51 AM EST
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You fuckers just don't give up.

Been killing some threads. From time to time.
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 12:01:37 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/18/2020 4:19:54 PM EST
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Grasshopper Drink

Ingredients

Ice

1 ounce green crème de menthe

1 ounce crème de cacao

1 ounce heavy cream

Directions

In an ice-filled cocktail shaker, combine all of the ingredients and shake vigorously until well chilled. Strain into a martini glass and serve.
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 11:11:19 PM EST
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Impregnated pocket fish
Link Posted: 1/21/2020 1:21:27 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/21/2020 1:46:15 AM EST
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Lol
Link Posted: 1/21/2020 2:20:12 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/21/2020 3:24:04 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/21/2020 11:21:38 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/21/2020 11:23:04 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/24/2020 3:47:38 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/24/2020 4:21:05 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/28/2020 2:11:41 PM EST
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been cold for four days.  Well let me fix that.

Link Posted: 1/28/2020 2:44:02 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/28/2020 2:45:02 PM EST
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Attachment Attached File


Night fishing in Hawaii, circa 1948.
Link Posted: 1/29/2020 5:29:03 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/30/2020 1:46:26 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:45:02 AM EST
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Your snoring is disturbing my nap!

Link Posted: 1/30/2020 1:29:48 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/31/2020 3:48:16 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/31/2020 5:18:35 PM EST
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Originally Posted By RED_5:
look! crayons.............
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If the crayons don't meet California prop 65 labeling requirements their use would be illegal there...  so discussing their use could violate COC4
Link Posted: 1/31/2020 8:50:33 PM EST
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look! crayons.............
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OH BOY,  AND I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Link Posted: 2/1/2020 4:29:14 PM EST
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Link Posted: 2/5/2020 12:48:21 PM EST
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Link Posted: 2/5/2020 8:34:56 PM EST
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Never.
Link Posted: 2/5/2020 11:12:52 PM EST
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Never.
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Hardly ever!
Link Posted: 2/6/2020 1:48:26 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/6/2020 2:09:09 AM EST
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This thread is officially killed.
Link Posted: 2/6/2020 8:23:02 AM EST
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Not hardly pumpkin.  But thanks for playing...……………..
Link Posted: 2/6/2020 9:09:32 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/7/2020 3:01:30 PM EST
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Link Posted: 2/8/2020 8:26:21 AM EST
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That's DUMBO...………..
Link Posted: 2/8/2020 11:18:48 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/9/2020 5:45:29 PM EST
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Link Posted: 2/10/2020 11:33:14 AM EST
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the foot fetish:

you slowly slide those unremarkable feet out of leather boots on a hot summer day.

the initial odor causes you to wince in agony as the pungent aroma of foot sweat enters your nostrils.

the darkish cream colored infection between her toes reminds you of chunky peanut butter. your hands run over her rough skin. plantar warts and hangnails remind you that these particular feet have walked a thousand miles on the rough road of life.

her discolored dry cracked skin shows evidence of gangrenous tissue which has contributed to the smell hanging in the air.

you can not stop thinking about feet as you take her big toe into your mouth. it is a salty, familiar taste to you. one you have experienced many times before.
Link Posted: 2/10/2020 11:51:20 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/10/2020 9:45:38 PM EST
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I thought that brown stuff between her toes was from the Meadowmuffin she stepped in.
Link Posted: 2/11/2020 12:26:41 PM EST
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Link Posted: 2/11/2020 2:58:17 PM EST
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