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Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:19:45 PM EDT
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Fucking even straight people act gayer than I am, all the locker room and barracks behavior I deal on a daily basis is maddening.
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Nothing gayer than straight men in a locker room. As a half straight guy high-school taught me that.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:26:16 PM EDT
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Salesman is flirting?
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:27:20 PM EDT
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Indoctrinated white women did this.

and yes some of them have gurl dicks.
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It's like a cobra and mongoose struggle to the bitter end too.

Girl juice came came flying out at over two hundred miles and hour all over the place.

You have to learn to get out of the way.

I think sometimes they do that shit on purpose as well.

It can really get savage too.
Made me gag like a little bitch one time.

She laughed and I felt somewhat degraded.

Just the way shit turns out sometimes I guess.

We travel on.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:27:26 PM EDT
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It's gay month.  All things gay are celebrated for a whole month!!  LGBTQFGGYGAWH++ should be in high cotton!
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:31:33 PM EDT
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Time to go home.

Now if only home was a small Victorian house buried in the middle of a 1000 acre forest.
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That`s a respectable conservative ideal. I think it is sad that the socialists have hijacked the gay community with the pride movement. I see a tipping point coming in which ideology and character matter more than sexuality.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:33:09 PM EDT
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It's like a cobra and mongoose struggle to the bitter end too.

Girl juice came came flying out at over two hundred miles and hour all over the place.

You have to learn to get out of the way.

I think sometimes they do that shit on purpose as well.

It can really get savage too.
Made me gag like a little bitch one time.

She laughed and I felt somewhat degraded.

Just the way shit turns out sometimes I guess.

We travel on.
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I have no idea what you're talking about. Is it trannys?
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:34:30 PM EDT
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taking one up the ass has never been part of any "old world values or propriety". just sayin'.
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Dude.... The Spartans, The Romans, The Catholics.... Where have you been?

Hell, Alexander the Great was gay.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:34:51 PM EDT
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Do you tell them this?  Because you should tell them this.
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Straight to their face, and they know I mean it.

They laugh it off.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:35:05 PM EDT
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Good thing you didn’t join the USMC.
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Fucking even straight people act gayer than I am, all the locker room and barracks behavior I deal on a daily basis is maddening.


Good thing you didn’t join the USMC.

I hear they draw penises everywhere...
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What does Daoist teaching tell you?
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I hear they draw penises everywhere...
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Fucking even straight people act gayer than I am, all the locker room and barracks behavior I deal on a daily basis is maddening.


Good thing you didn’t join the USMC.

I hear they draw penises everywhere...

I mean, when did that shit start to become a thing? You can't whack your shit to that kind of nonsense can you?
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:40:47 PM EDT
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The way some of the guys talk to eachother just sometimes makes me go good Lord get a rent boy or just ask your wife to peg you already or something.

I could only imagine what the military would be like, Especially the Navy or the Marines, I don't think I could handle it.

My reserved Quaker upbringing did not prepare me for any of this bullshit.
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How much does it cost to rent a furry boy?
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:41:05 PM EDT
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I'm not gay, but I might be fake.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:41:50 PM EDT
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I mean, when did that shit start to become a thing? You can't whack your shit to that kind of nonsense can you?
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Drawing penises has nothing to do with sex.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:44:24 PM EDT
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Drawing penises has nothing to do with sex.
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I mean, when did that shit start to become a thing? You can't whack your shit to that kind of nonsense can you?


Drawing penises has nothing to do with sex.

Well, I should hope not!

Semper FI
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:45:06 PM EDT
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I am not meant to deal with the general public.

My old world values and sense of propriety is just simply too strong zo deal with the level of bullshit and grab-assery behavior.

The government is a joke, half of the population of this nation is despicable and civilization itself is going backwards into some sort of neo-feudalism that is somtimes seen in Science fiction.

And fuck cars salesmen, pull my pony tail again to get my attention while im talking to someone and I'll... I guess the rest is a coc violation.

What a fucking planet I dare say.
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LOL, I get it.  Grabassery as part of day-to-day life was just part of life back in the what... 70s?  These days, MOST of society has collectively realized that it's just shitty, trashy behavior.  But "shitty" and "trashy" generally describe MOST car salesmen, so... yeah.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:46:23 PM EDT
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You ain't even kidding.  There was just a poll done by Pew where they asked people if placing importance on being married and having children was good for society, and the single lowest percentage saying "yes" was... liberal women.   Even liberal men were more likely to say yes than liberal women.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:46:47 PM EDT
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"The world is forever out of control"
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:46:55 PM EDT
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I feel ya OP.  I used to work in an environment like that and I hated it.  If you beat the shit out of one of them it makes them feel validated because they got you to crack.  It just isn't worth it.

One of the reasons I like IT so much vs being in management or working as a mechanic is that the people are just different.  I work with three nerds that talk about anime and DND all day, or what game they are gonna buy next, and it was one of the best changes I've made.  No more people with a chip on their shoulder or a need to prove themselves the MANLIEST MAN ON THE PLANET.

Maybe it's time for you to go independent?
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 6:51:14 PM EDT
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taking one up the ass has never been part of any "old world values or propriety". just sayin'.
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My old world values and sense of propriety is just simply too strong

taking one up the ass has never been part of any "old world values or propriety". just sayin'.

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Link Posted: 6/11/2024 8:36:39 PM EDT
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" pull my pony tail again to get my attention while im talking to someone and I'll"

You're going about it wrong. Soak your pony tail in Jeri Curl. The salesman pulls it and you'll wish you had a camera to get his reaction!
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 8:42:21 PM EDT
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If I had a ponytail and a salesman pulled it to get my attention, I would immediately have him arrested for battery.  I would also want it on the evening news.  When arrested, he would likely already be injured.
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Oh! Oh! Go study some neo-Freudian crap, you don't need to understand it only to use it. And when  he pulls your pony tail, give him an ear full. Or, tell him "Your actions obviously illustrate your desire to dominate me. It's a manifestation of your own latent homosexual sadism, and the fact that you do it while I'm talking to someone means that you wish to dominate me brutally. Actually, I'm up for it... are you?" And wink!

Link Posted: 6/11/2024 8:43:50 PM EDT
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I'm betting every mechanic in the shop would win a game of gay chicken with OP.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 8:45:10 PM EDT
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This thread is proof when I say us millennials call everything gay, even if you are gay, it's still gay.
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Throw another dollar in the "LittlePony was right again" jar.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 8:45:35 PM EDT
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You should throat punch that motherfucker that tugs on your tail.

Little pony ain’t got time for that shit he got Engines to replace!!
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 8:58:43 PM EDT
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So you and Pony are calling the majority of this site garbage?  Am I getting that right?

Please, tell us how you and the furry are superior to the rest of us.
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Oh, he will. And he'll be sure to bring his sexuality up at least 87 times on page 1 doing it.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 9:09:53 PM EDT
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Pony tail?
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All the best femboys have one.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 9:41:49 PM EDT
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Car salesman are the absolute worst. Some are fine but many seem to be the scum of the earth.

Back when I was a young mechanic at my first new car dealership; I worked across the shop from a mechanic whose stalls where right next to a door leading to the main sales lot.  There was a salesman that was always grabbing tools from that mechanic's tool boxes. The lazy salesman just didn't want to walk up front to the showroom to get tools to change plates.  The problem was this salesman grabbed tools out of his box without asking and never seemed to bring them back.

After repeated warnings, I watched one day as the salesman was rummaging through the guy's tool boxes again. The mechanic was on a creeper doing something to a car when this happened and he yelled at the salesman to get out of his tools.  The sales weazel mumbled something but kept digging through the guy's tools. I watched as the mechanic rolled his creeper over to the salesman and smacked his clean white shoe with a hammer.  The sales critter did a strange dance out of the shop and never rifled through anyone's tools after that.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 9:50:39 PM EDT
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Wholeheartedly agree. Most of society is garbage, nowadays
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Link Posted: 6/11/2024 10:13:26 PM EDT
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The way some of the guys talk to eachother just sometimes makes me go good Lord get a rent boy or just ask your wife to peg you already or something.

I could only imagine what the military would be like, Especially the Navy or the Marines, I don't think I could handle it.

My reserved Quaker upbringing did not prepare me for any of this bullshit.
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I gotta agree with this.  I didn't like 7th grade when I was 12 years old.  I don't have the patience for it as an adult.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 10:15:32 PM EDT
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Jeez a lot of you really wouldn't be fun to work with.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:04:08 PM EDT
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I'm betting every mechanic in the shop would win a game of gay chicken with OP.
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I’m going to share with you a quote from a different, long ago part of my life.

“It’s not gay chicken if one of them is jousting.”

There was a time when I was capable of growing my hair long enough to ponytail. The only person ever to tug on it got slugged in the face.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:14:41 PM EDT
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My old world values and sense of propriety is ARE just simply too strong to deal with the level of bullshit and grab-assery behavior.

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Grammar, man!  Grammar!

Oh, and BTW, your comment about Neo Feudalism is spot on - I have been saying that for several years now.

This country is well on its way to becoming a high tech version of the 12th Century.  A small wealthy and privileged elite, with all manner of special rights for themselves, and an enormous peasant underclass struggling to survive, who will have only the "rights" their superiors TELL them they have, and had better not get too "uppity" about it, or else.

We're already about halfway there, too.  We'll wind up being like medieval Europe, except with the latest i-Phones.  It's coming.

ETA: Oh, and yes - THIS IS WHY the elites urgently want and need guns banned.  The Globalists can't achieve the end game of their agenda if that pesky Second Amendment exists.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:15:49 PM EDT
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Jeez a lot of you really wouldn't be fun to work with.
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Check.

You would probably want to go out on your lunch break too.

Get your ass whipped jack.

This is a nonunion shop up in here motherfucker.

Know that shit.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:16:48 PM EDT
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I concur, OP
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Pony tail?
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I kinda want to see a pic
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:20:28 PM EDT
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I kinda want to see a pic
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Pony tail?

I kinda want to see a pic

Team America fuck yeah! (whispers)
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:21:15 PM EDT
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This thread is proof when I say us millennials call everything gay, even if you are gay, it's still gay.
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Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:23:16 PM EDT
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Check.

You would probably want to go out on your lunch break too.

Get your ass whipped jack.

This is a nonunion shop up in here motherfucker.
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lol
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:26:41 PM EDT
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You should throat punch that motherfucker that tugs on your tail.

Little pony ain’t got time for that shit he got Engines to replace!!
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I bet the car mechanics on the other side of the pond do it all the time.
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Check.

You would probably want to go out on your lunch break too.

Get your ass whipped jack.

This is a nonunion shop up in here motherfucker.


lol

My gay ass cousin didn't hire me bitch!
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:41:14 PM EDT
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That kind of shit will get you stabbed in the groin.

Knife, screwdriver, whatever.

Justified, in my opinion.
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Laughs in Greek.
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taking one up the ass has never been part of any "old world values or propriety". just sayin'.
Laughs in Greek.


Hold up!

Homosexuality in ancient Rome
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:43:52 PM EDT
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taking one up the ass has never been part of any "old world values or propriety". just sayin'.
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My old world values and sense of propriety is just simply too strong



taking one up the ass has never been part of any "old world values or propriety". just sayin'.
You sure?
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:46:25 PM EDT
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taking one up the ass has never been part of any "old world values or propriety". just sayin'.
Laughs in Greek.


Hold up!

Homosexuality in ancient Rome

I'm not clicking that shit.
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:48:51 PM EDT
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it's like the first time you get a DRE if you are having problems. At first it doesn't feel right, it feels like you are being violated, but then it feels much better because you are getting all that relief from the pressure being gone.
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The Greeks may disagree!

Beat!
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My old world values and sense of propriety is just simply too strong



taking one up the ass has never been part of any "old world values or propriety". just sayin'.

The Greeks may disagree!

Beat!


Especially the Spartans!

Molon Lube
Link Posted: 6/11/2024 11:51:51 PM EDT
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9 to 5 it until you can swing 10+ acres in the flyover.

Set a doublewide and gate with a "BEWARE OF DOG" sign on it.

Turn 65 and keep the gate closed.

....like the rest of us.

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