A (very high tech and totally objective) vaccine safety monitoring system (because safety is a priority) in late November picked up a signal that the updated (and not any previous) Pfizer coronavirus vaccine booster was possibly linked to an increased risk of strokes (and not any other health problem) in people 65 and older (but not in any other group, by definition). But a deep dive into both Fauci's asshole and a peek into rapidly growing personal bank accounts failed to confirm the preliminary (and thus suspect) information, leading federal health lackeys to conclude the risk is extremely low - and probably nonexistent, those paid off officials said Friday.

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