Posted: 7/14/2026 4:52:18 PM EDT
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In case you were not aware, this jackass has been sending out cease-and-desist letter (via his lawyers) to makers of guitars that resemble the Stratocaster. This shit was ALREADY LITIGATED YEARS AGO in the U.S. But apparently, Fender got some default judgment in recent months in the Netherlands against a Chibson/Chender company that never even showed up for court. Now, only six months on the job, "Bud" thinks he can fuck with people. What a jackass. Fender fucked up by hiring him. Fender should fire "Bud," and Fender should apologize to the guitar community. An English major, who didn't even graduate. Who hires these people?? Meanwhile, this month, I did buy one of his shitty Stratocasters (a $499 SQUIER "Classic Vibe" Indonesian Stratocaster to be specific). Its only OK. The bridge setup was comical, with grossly-incorrect angle of the saddles (saddle of low E-string tilting at literally a 30-40 degree angle, and protruding palm-slashing saddle-screws. I guess don't buy the "Classic Vibe" unless you truly want bridge-saddles that are configured the same shitty way as Stratocaster bridge saddles were configured in the 60's. Which still doesn't excuse the horrible set-up. Everything is painted in polyurethane. I thought Fender used nitrocellulose in the 60's. But the hell do I know - or does Fender care. The SQUIER was only marginally better than the counterfeit "Cathy" Chinese Stratocaster I also bought this month. The nut was pretty fucked up on the Cathy Strat (slots way too wide). But at $169, I wasn't mad. I can replace a nut for less than $20. Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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I'd tell him to eat a bag of dicks, but he looks like he already ate ALL OF THEM. To your point about instrument quality- Fender is a cruel joke, and has been for a while. I've tried multiple Fender options before buying an Ibanez, and if you like a guitar neck made from reject wood from Louisville Slugger, abd frets made of old razor blades, Fender is your brand! |
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He's a liar then. He pimps himself as a grad with a diploma. When he did not graduate.. Like any self aggrandizing douche nugget, if he lies about that, he's full of shit and semen. Originally Posted By DADGAD: Are we supposed to be upset that he is a few English credits away from a degree? All of the cease and desist stuff is obviously bullshit, but I am not sure that his lack of credits has anything to do with that. |
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| The last good Fender Strat I bought was a Mexican Strat around 2004 maybe, 2003, that I bought my son to learn on. Even then, unless you got the American series you were taking chances. The Mexican ones could be high quality, or could be junk, you had to inspect them closely. But, the American series were good quality, but not up to the 1970s and 1980s quality. I wouldn't buy a new Fender now. There are several custom makers that will build and sell you one for less than the price of a new Fender. |
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Originally Posted By KorinaBrother: He's a liar then. He pimps himself as a grad with a diploma. When he did not graduate.. Like any self aggrandizing douche nugget, if he lies about that, he's full of shit and semen. Originally Posted By KorinaBrother: He's a liar then. He pimps himself as a grad with a diploma. When he did not graduate.. Like any self aggrandizing douche nugget, if he lies about that, he's full of shit and semen. Originally Posted By DADGAD: Are we supposed to be upset that he is a few English credits away from a degree? All of the cease and desist stuff is obviously bullshit, but I am not sure that his lack of credits has anything to do with that. I actually had a girlfriend whose mother was a fully tenured professor at University of Michigan, and she confided in me that she was two credits short of her PhD. Her degree was actually her career, and she had people call her Dr. XXXXXXX, and I didn't even care then. |
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Shouldn't there be a razor blade attached to his necklace? He resembles an evil Grandpa Munster. |
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Originally Posted By DADGAD: So what if the guy thought he had enough credits, or even if he was bullshitting. What he is doing with Fender is fully worthy of all the backlash he is getting, but bullshitting a degree is not even a blip on my radar for shit that matters in this world. I actually had a girlfriend whose mother was a fully tenured professor at University of Michigan, and she confided in me that she was two credits short of her PhD. Her degree was actually her career, and she had people call her Dr. XXXXXXX, and I didn't even care then. Anyway... The whole reason for the huge aftermarket is that the aftermarket routinely beats Fender at every price point. I love my Strat, but if I ever venture into tele world, I'm just going to build it from random ebay parts. No way am I paying Fender prices after this. |
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From AI: The Fender Stratocaster's original design patents have expired. In the US, the body shape is considered public domain, but Fender protects its proprietary headstock shape using trademarks. Recently, Fender won a landmark ruling in Germany, securing copyright protection for the body as a work of applied art in the EU. Copyright (Artistic Works): Does not protect functional product shapes. Copyrights only protect original, artistic, or creative expressions (like a 3D sculpture). While a sculpture of a character is copyrighted, that copyright won't stop someone from using the same shape on a T-shirt if it creates brand confusion. Design Patent: Protects the aesthetic look and feel of a functional item, such as the specific visual design of a new chair or car, distinct from its function. U.S. design patents filed on or after May 13, 2015, last for 15 years from the date the patent is granted. Design patents applied for before that date last for 14 years from the date of grant. Unlike utility patents, design patents cannot be renewed and do not require maintenance fees The Fender Stratocaster's original design patents have expired. In the US, the body shape is considered public domain, but Fender protects its proprietary headstock shape using trademarks. Recently, Fender won a landmark ruling in Germany, securing copyright protection for the body as a work of applied art in the EU Yes, EU copyright protection is valid in the US. Under the Berne Convention, works created in the EU automatically receive copyright protection in the US from the moment of creation, without needing formal registration. However, registering with the U.S. Copyright Office is required before filing an infringement lawsuit.While protection is automatic, there are a few key differences and requirements to keep in mind:The Registration Rule: While US citizens must register before suing, the Berne Convention allows non-US citizens to file an infringement lawsuit in U.S. courts without prior registration.Statutory Damages: To be eligible for statutory damages and attorney fees in a US lawsuit, foreign creators generally must register their work within three months of publication.Duration: Both the US and the EU generally protect standard copyrighted works for the life of the author plus 70 years Seems to me, not a lawyer, this is not a valid copyright because a guitar is a functional item not a work of art. and to be eligible for statutory damages, the creators generally must register their work within 3 months of publication. Time is long over and in the US fender chose the Design patent which has long been expired. Seems to me you can not file a design patent and a copyright on the exact same item / work. |
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Originally Posted By Couch-Commando: Lol. A PhD isn't just a series of classes. "A few credits short" is code for failed classes and dropped out before starting a dissertation. People who fail to finish the dissertation are ABD (all but dissertation.) Anyway... The whole reason for the huge aftermarket is that the aftermarket routinely beats Fender at every price point. I love my Strat, but if I ever venture into tele world, I'm just going to build it from random ebay parts. No way am I paying Fender prices after this. Originally Posted By Couch-Commando: Originally Posted By DADGAD: So what if the guy thought he had enough credits, or even if he was bullshitting. What he is doing with Fender is fully worthy of all the backlash he is getting, but bullshitting a degree is not even a blip on my radar for shit that matters in this world. I actually had a girlfriend whose mother was a fully tenured professor at University of Michigan, and she confided in me that she was two credits short of her PhD. Her degree was actually her career, and she had people call her Dr. XXXXXXX, and I didn't even care then. Anyway... The whole reason for the huge aftermarket is that the aftermarket routinely beats Fender at every price point. I love my Strat, but if I ever venture into tele world, I'm just going to build it from random ebay parts. No way am I paying Fender prices after this. My point being that this is a woman whose career is actually based on her degree, and has people use a title based on a degree that she doesn't have, but in the long run, I still really don't give a shit. The Fender guy, I care even less about the degree thing. |
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It’s a damn shame. My American Standard Precision bass is absolutely perfect - paired with an Ampeg head and cabinet, it achieves the tone I wanted when I decided I wanted to play bass. But I was done with that company when I learned they partnered with Tom Morello to produce some trash can guitar dedicated to the homeless. If I ever have to replace this bass, I would be hard pressed to give Fender more of my money. |
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Originally Posted By hamb0ne: It’s a damn shame. My American Standard Precision bass is absolutely perfect - paired with an Ampeg head and cabinet, it achieves the tone I wanted when I decided I wanted to play bass. But I was done with that company when I learned they partnered with Tom Morello to produce some trash can guitar dedicated to the homeless. If I ever have to replace this bass, I would be hard pressed to give Fender more of my money. The Chinese guitars are excellent these days. Buy one or several just for the FU of it. https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256812654678729.html Attached File |
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They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin, 1775
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin, 1775