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United we stand, divided we fall!
I’m just here for the post count. I do my best proofreading after I hit send. |
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C'mon OP, your steaks look well done
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Ice Station Zebra Associates
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By CDW4ME: Originally Posted By tree-hugger: To each his own OP, but you'll never win a contest with over-cooked and marinated steaks. If the cut of meat is crummy, THAT's when you disguise the flavor and texture - by marinating and over-cooking them. Cutting fat and silver-skin off of wild game is acceptable, because that's where a lot of flavor comes from. ( from what they eat. Deer - bark, acorns, leaves, etc. - yuck ) You're acting like you're the smart one when you're actually quite ignorant about this. Learn from this. https://i.imgflip.com/48vc9y.png?a476184 Sorry Karen. It's all fact. |
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"Some of the greatest dads I've ever seen weren't so much perfect as they were willing to work hard to overcome their failings. Does that make sense?"
Yes. Yes it does. |
[#5]
Meh 3/10
Over cooked Dry No tasty Fat Op should be jailed for crimes done to that meat |
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Hopefully improving on OPs abomination of a Strip steak, here’s mine from tonight. No fat trimming, no marinade, just a little kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper.
Mine was medium rare, with grilled baked potatoes, stuffed mushroom caps, and sautéed carrots. Attached File |
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“Nothing Awesome is ever simple.” - qualityhardware
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[#8]
Even worse after update.
I suspect these were being cut up to be used in some other dish and it’s a troll job. |
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[#12]
This thread gave me dick cancer
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[#13]
After looking at the cooked steaks in the op, the only thing missing now is a 1 in. layer of mayo for complete coverage. Yuk.
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[Last Edit: 7empest]
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Blameless, the tempest will be just that
So try as you may, feeble, your attempt to atone Your words to erase all the damage cannot A tempest must be just that |
[#15]
Oh what the flying fuck you do to that meat OP? Ban that motherfucker.
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[#16]
they look like fucking tuna fish.
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Do you lack the critical thinking skills needed to figure out how to hotlink?
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[#17]
Waste of
Steaks Site Resources Time A perfect failure at a PSA |
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Live your life as you would wish to have lived, when you come to die. Confucius
When words lose their meaning, a people can move neither hand nor foot. Confucius |
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[#19]
What a FU deal. The OP started out with 2 really good looking steaks and wound up with something that looks like my cat threw up.
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[Last Edit: tree-hugger]
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Attached File
Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Don't know what happened to the pics. There weren't any errors when I was uploading... |
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"Some of the greatest dads I've ever seen weren't so much perfect as they were willing to work hard to overcome their failings. Does that make sense?"
Yes. Yes it does. |
[#21]
I sincerely hope the OP is single and not making anyone else suffer through that.
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[#22]
You did it wrong. Have your husband do it next time.
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[#23]
I am even more sad than I was before OP's update! Poor poor steaks! Didn du nuffin to desrve that! |
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[#24]
The OP is a wizard! He turned steaks into pork.
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[#25]
OP eats banana with 2 hands and doesnt move the banana.
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The mountains are calling, and I must go. -John Muir
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How'd you make your steak look like a Porkchop?
Actually, Dont bother telling me... Anyone that's proud of what you just did needs to be on a list, and I don't want to be associated with you. |
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[#27]
You suck, OP.
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[#28]
Thorazine thread.
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[#29]
Originally Posted By CDW4ME: This fat has to go. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/302943/IMG_20240510_142307819_jpg-3210495.JPG Much better. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/302943/IMG_20240510_142725687_jpg-3210496.JPG Marinate overnight and grill till just a little pink remains in the center. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/302943/IMG_20240510_143421827_jpg-3210497.JPG These will be tasty. In before (all incorrect): Your husband Ketchup Ruined Update. On the grill: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/302943/IMG_20240512_190618372_jpg-3212765.JPG After 15 minutes, done. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/302943/IMG_20240512_191715211_jpg-3212767.JPG View Quote those look absolutely terrible |
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[Last Edit: Zak406]
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Gotta say the wet bath on those didn’t do you any favors
I hope they tasted better than they look. Missing some charred/cooked fat |
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[#33]
WTF
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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[#34]
I don't even have the words........abomination would be an upgrade
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[#35]
How the fuck did you overcook the inside and undercook the outside?
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Seriously... unTex the Mex..
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Originally Posted By M4Michael: Broseph….that right there is some communist witchcraft. /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/crazykat-330.gif View Quote I’m quoting myself after that update. I am fairly certain that the commies used the same process OP used on those steaks to preserve Lenin’s body. |
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Rebellion to Tyrants is Obedience to God
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[#37]
Looks good to me.
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[#38]
Did you have corn on the cob to go with them? If you did I’m guessing you ate it long ways and moaned a little with each bite.
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fail
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[#41]
OP shouldn't even be allowed to cook low end sirloin.
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American by the grace of God
Conservative by the power of intellect |
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Originally Posted By BEN-RN: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/427210/20240503_153321_jpg-3210508.JPG View Quote |
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Originally Posted By Coffin-Nail: I sincerely hope the OP is single and not making anyone else suffer through that. View Quote My wife and I thought it was delicious; our boys liked it too. Originally Posted By walkinginadangerzone: A culinary masterpiece OP! Bravo! Bravo! 10/10 https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTapzVCb1p_KQYtFaUu3roJgE8pN5M2QHv3k88H6snBsw&s View Quote Originally Posted By Efl15: Looks good to me. View Quote |
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Strive to carry the handgun you would want anywhere, everywhere; forget that good area bullcrap.
"Wouldn't want to / Nobody volunteer to" get shot by _____ is not indicative of quickly incapacitating. |
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Originally Posted By Quiganomics: Steak should look like this, OP: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411079/1000014624_jpg-3213383.JPG What you have there.... https://media.tenor.com/3I69m1TmFwoAAAAM/monty-python-you-make-me-sad.gif View Quote Nope. Can't eat that. |
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Strive to carry the handgun you would want anywhere, everywhere; forget that good area bullcrap.
"Wouldn't want to / Nobody volunteer to" get shot by _____ is not indicative of quickly incapacitating. |
[#46]
Epic thread.
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Esstac’s Retarded Social Media Influencer
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[#47]
OP should be sued. He should have to serve 60hrs community service, serve 60hrs with a world renowned chef, at his cost not the taxpayers, and pay each individual $100 that's seen those pics as restitution
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Originally Posted By CDW4ME: My wife and I thought it was delicious; our boys liked it too. https://media.tenor.com/CXLwJd8b5UIAAAAe/thank-you-substitute-teacher.png View Quote |
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Preferred pronoun: MARINE
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Originally Posted By Nyle_AR15: OP should be sued. He should have to serve 60hrs community service, serve 60hrs with a world renowned chef, at his cost not the taxpayers, and pay each individual $100 that's seen those pics as restitution View Quote OP had the guts to do a steak thread unlike most others seen here. Usually it is fatty and near always undercooked. God forbid someone doesn't want to eat fat or near raw meat; I get incorrectly labeled as a troll for showing how I prepare steak. I got your community service. I'm cooking something different tonight and I'll share; what I'm cooking you will just have to wait and see. |
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Strive to carry the handgun you would want anywhere, everywhere; forget that good area bullcrap.
"Wouldn't want to / Nobody volunteer to" get shot by _____ is not indicative of quickly incapacitating. |
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