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Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:43:58 PM EST
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Never said it was mine! But I've seen some do that.
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Oh in that case. Play ball.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:45:06 PM EST
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I've seen one say to her boyfriend part of her routine with a client is to give him a blow job. She's said that three times now. Seems like she's being serious.
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"Hey there boyfriend, I hope you're comfortable with me emasculating you, maybe in public.  Don't worry though, I'm totally joking LOL"
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:45:28 PM EST
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I honestly can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
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I mean I would be not happy about it

But Ive been around chicks that have joked like that before.

"howd you make that much money on that table"

"lol I blew the guy under the table"

To be clear I wouldn't be happy about the joke and Id say whats up.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:45:39 PM EST
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Truly blowing the competition away with that tactic
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I've seen one say to her boyfriend part of her routine with a client is to give him a blow job. She's said that three times now. Seems like she's being serious.
Is she is real estate or car sales?

When I was in the car business I worked with a female salesperson who was consistently at the top of the board. She used to blow her customers in a conversion van to get deals.
Truly blowing the competition away with that tactic
She must have been gifted, because she had more repeat and referral business than anyone else by far.

On some weekends she'd sell five or six cars per day.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:48:16 PM EST
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I have had girls with boyfriends joke with me about sex.
I ended up banging those thots.

They are testing the water.
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Ding!
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:48:30 PM EST
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I mean I would be not happy about it

But Ive been around chicks that have joked like that before.

"howd you make that much money on that table"

"lol I blew the guy under the table"

To be clear I wouldn't be happy about the joke and Id say whats up.
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I honestly can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
I mean I would be not happy about it

But Ive been around chicks that have joked like that before.

"howd you make that much money on that table"

"lol I blew the guy under the table"

To be clear I wouldn't be happy about the joke and Id say whats up.
But was her business cleaning mostly bachelor's homes in yoga pants and a sports bra?
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:48:33 PM EST
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The fuck kind of thread is this?
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:48:43 PM EST
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I have had girls with boyfriends joke with me about sex.
I ended up banging those thots.

They are testing the water.
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Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:48:47 PM EST
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It's just a prank bro

Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:49:10 PM EST
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lol, another ConfoundZ cuck thread.

Which made up girlfriend this time?
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This, go away ConfoundZ, you're baiting.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:49:18 PM EST
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Eject. Eject. Eject.

That is a person who has no self respect and no respect for her partner(or you). It will turn into an even more of a unhealthy relationship than it already is.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:49:38 PM EST
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I mean I would be not happy about it

But Ive been around chicks that have joked like that before.

"howd you make that much money on that table"

"lol I blew the guy under the table"

To be clear I wouldn't be happy about the joke and Id say whats up.
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I honestly can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
I mean I would be not happy about it

But Ive been around chicks that have joked like that before.

"howd you make that much money on that table"

"lol I blew the guy under the table"

To be clear I wouldn't be happy about the joke and Id say whats up.
Got it.

Yeah, some occasional off-color jokes are fine (though honestly, I'm more guilty of it than my girlfriend is).

But you can definitely start hurting someone that way if you aren't careful.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:49:51 PM EST
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That's terrible! What car dealership does she work at now?
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Is she is real estate or car sales?

When I was in the car business I worked with a female salesperson who was consistently at the top of the board. She used to blow her customers in a conversion van to get deals.
That's terrible! What car dealership does she work at now?
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:50:07 PM EST
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But was her business cleaning mostly bachelor's homes in yoga pants and a sports bra?
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I honestly can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
I mean I would be not happy about it

But Ive been around chicks that have joked like that before.

"howd you make that much money on that table"

"lol I blew the guy under the table"

To be clear I wouldn't be happy about the joke and Id say whats up.
But was her business cleaning mostly bachelor's homes in yoga pants and a sports bra?
You always reveal your trolling too early.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:50:12 PM EST
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But was her business cleaning mostly bachelor's homes in yoga pants and a sports bra?
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Shit Im trying to give this chick some benefit of the doubt but youre making it not easy
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:50:12 PM EST
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I've seen one say to her boyfriend part of her routine with a client is to give him a blow job. She's said that three times now. Seems like she's being serious.
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Fuck that noise
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:50:23 PM EST
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I fully trust my g/f and she does make some crude jokes from time to time, but nothing like that...
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:51:16 PM EST
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Shit Im trying to give this chick some benefit of the doubt but youre making it not easy
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But was her business cleaning mostly bachelor's homes in yoga pants and a sports bra?
Shit Im trying to give this chick some benefit of the doubt but youre making it not easy
Ok, let's say I'm actually serious.... Really.

For all hypothetical purposes...
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:51:17 PM EST
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Shit Im trying to give this chick some benefit of the doubt but youre making it not easy
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But was her business cleaning mostly bachelor's homes in yoga pants and a sports bra?
Shit Im trying to give this chick some benefit of the doubt but youre making it not easy
You can't blame this particular chick... she doesn't exist.

But this conversation is worth having, in general... I guess.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:51:37 PM EST
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Also, I need to find a new house cleaner
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:52:16 PM EST
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Ok, let's say I'm actually serious.... Really.
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But was her business cleaning mostly bachelor's homes in yoga pants and a sports bra?
Shit Im trying to give this chick some benefit of the doubt but youre making it not easy
Ok, let's say I'm actually serious.... Really.
Assuming she IS real (BIG IF).

Does she choose to dress that way for kicks?

Or is this one of those lingerie cleaning services?
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:52:59 PM EST
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Ok, let's say I'm actually serious.... Really.

For all hypothetical purposes...
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For all hypothetical purposes I would tell the chick to chill the fuck out with the jokes

Then Id ask if she seriously blows her clients.

All with a serious face. If she jokes again/tells the truth lol bye hoe
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:53:25 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:53:34 PM EST
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Ex-girlfriends who joke about sex with others guys.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:53:41 PM EST
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Assuming she IS real (BIG IF).

Does she choose to wear that way for kicks?

Or is this one of those lingerie cleaning services?
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And are the dudes actually home when they come and clean?

Most people work during the day

If I had someone clean my shit I wouldn't want them to be cleaning when I get home from work
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:54:07 PM EST
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For all hypothetical purposes I would tell the chick to chill the fuck out with the jokes

Then Id ask if she seriously blows her clients.

All with a serious face. If she jokes again/tells the truth lol bye hoe
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Ok, let's say I'm actually serious.... Really.

For all hypothetical purposes...
For all hypothetical purposes I would tell the chick to chill the fuck out with the jokes

Then Id ask if she seriously blows her clients.

All with a serious face. If she jokes again/tells the truth lol bye hoe
We can all appreciate your wise advice, Chase
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:54:42 PM EST
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And are the dudes actually home when they come and clean?

Most people work during the day

If I had someone clean my shit I wouldn't want them to be cleaning when I get home from work
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Assuming she IS real (BIG IF).

Does she choose to wear that way for kicks?

Or is this one of those lingerie cleaning services?
And are the dudes actually home when they come and clean?

Most people work during the day

If I had someone clean my shit I wouldn't want them to be cleaning when I get home from work
There really are lingerie / bikini / topless cleaning services... I figure if you are paying for that, you'd stick around the house for it.

My maids came today when I was at work... I don't pay for the extra stuff.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:55:18 PM EST
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From one married guy to another.  I feel bad for you.
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What's all this talk about blow jobs?

I'm married, so I forgot what those are...
From one married guy to another.  I feel bad for you.
Do you give them to your husband or something?

I keed, I keed!
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:55:45 PM EST
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I've seen one say to her boyfriend part of her routine with a client is to give him a blow job. She's said that three times now. Seems like she's being serious.
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What sort of job does she have?
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:55:53 PM EST
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"Clients never tip extra after a blow job".
"I wrap up the consultation with a blow job".

"What I'll do with a client is X, Y Blowjob, Z"
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How bad at sucking dick does she have to be to not get an extra tip after a blowjob?

Eject based on performance alone.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:56:22 PM EST
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You always reveal your trolling too early.
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I honestly can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
I mean I would be not happy about it

But Ive been around chicks that have joked like that before.

"howd you make that much money on that table"

"lol I blew the guy under the table"

To be clear I wouldn't be happy about the joke and Id say whats up.
But was her business cleaning mostly bachelor's homes in yoga pants and a sports bra?
You always reveal your trolling too early.
I don't even think it's trolling, I think it's just like reading made up shit on Yahoo answers from 8 years ago and fantasizing about it happening to him
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:56:50 PM EST
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lol, another ConfoundZ cuck thread.

Which made up girlfriend this time?
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Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:57:37 PM EST
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If I had a gf joke like that, "Here's your toothbrush.  GTFO."

Peeling back the sticker.  A good way to put it.

Or testing the waters to see if you suspect anything.  Bold, but possible.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:58:29 PM EST
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Tell them you will fuk their mom or sister in a order that would surprise her.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:58:44 PM EST
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There really are lingerie / bikini / topless cleaning services... I figure if you are paying for that, you'd stick around the house for it.

My maids came today when I was at work... I don't pay for the extra stuff.
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Well I mean if the topless thing applies I would eject so hard

I had a chick tell me she use to be a stripper before. Hit me so hard she was like you wanna go get a beer?

Like yeah bish I do after that reveal.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 3:59:20 PM EST
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Before ejecting, turn that around and see what she thinks of that...
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I work with a married woman who does that.

She's a GD ten, eleven but since Im not a creep I won't be posting pictures.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 4:00:28 PM EST
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Your gonna be a cuckold.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 4:00:54 PM EST
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Dont you get bored of eating other guys cum out of your fleshlight?
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 4:01:17 PM EST
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I work with a married woman who does that.

She's a GD ten, eleven but since Im not a creep I won't be posting pictures.
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Do they joke to their boyfriends about that to make them jealous, or is it a humble brag sort of thing?
I work with a married woman who does that.

She's a GD ten, eleven but since Im not a creep I won't be posting pictures.
So... like a 6?
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 4:01:18 PM EST
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I work with a married woman who does that.

She's a GD ten, eleven but since Im not a creep I won't be posting pictures.
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Do they joke to their boyfriends about that to make them jealous, or is it a humble brag sort of thing?
I work with a married woman who does that.

She's a GD ten, eleven but since Im not a creep I won't be posting pictures.
What does she say?
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 4:02:55 PM EST
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Another of these threads?  Dude.....
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House cleaning.

Which is why it's probably legit.
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I've seen one say to her boyfriend part of her routine with a client is to give him a blow job. She's said that three times now. Seems like she's being serious.
What kind of work does she do?
House cleaning.

Which is why it's probably legit.
Phone number?  House is looking pretty dirty around here.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 4:03:37 PM EST
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When I first met my wife she had two sets of friends, her teacher friends and her horse/rodeo friends. Her teacher friends were all pretty tame, but the horse/rodeo friends were pretty wild and always flirting with other men like the OP describes.

Most the time the "other men" were the boyfriends/husbands/friends/acquaintances of that circle of people, but sometimes not. We would get invited to go to the river or Lake with this group, since many of them had boats, and the girlfriends/wives (who mostly were attractive with nice bodies and bolt ons) would flash their boobs at guys on other boats, jump on the boats of total strangers to flirt and have a drink (or three). Once at a party a couple of the gals got into a "whose fake boobs feel more real" contest and grabbed some total stranger to be the judge.

My wife and I could tell the significant others of these women totally didn't approve but were trying to act all nonchalant like they didn't care and were too cool to even notice. I think everyone of them eventually got divorced, usually after finding out their girlfriend/wife was cheating on them.

If a woman is in a committed relationship with a guy, but is constantly flirting with other men regardless if they are her [male] friends, colleagues, etc., then either she is one hell of an attention whore, or she is keeping those other branches from drifting too far out of reach should she decide to leave the branch she is on.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 4:03:53 PM EST
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So... like a 6?
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Link Posted: 5/8/2018 4:05:46 PM EST
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You contribute nothing to this site.  Take your drama elsewhere...
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 4:07:33 PM EST
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Now, imagine that your relationship is a burning building that you are inside of.

Get the fuck out. Don't look back.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 4:07:45 PM EST
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Sounds like trash. How is this a question? Kick that bitch to the curb.

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I have heard tales of lady real estate agents who seal the deal with a BJ.
Link Posted: 5/8/2018 4:08:07 PM EST
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You contribute nothing to this site.  Take your drama elsewhere...
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Do they joke to their boyfriends about that to make them jealous, or is it a humble brag sort of thing?
You contribute nothing to this site.  Take your drama elsewhere...
This is GD. Are you lost?
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