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Posted: 9/6/2024 12:58:28 PM EDT
I think this one might fit me but I haven't been able to find it for sale:
Here's Heidi Klum as a sexy earthworm: Click To View Spoiler https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13818305/heidi-klum-disorientated-halloween-costume.html |
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I'm tempted.
Jermain to the situation. |
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My wife wants to go as Rick and Evelyn from the Mummy movies. I just bought a bunch of crappy items from Amazon to hopefully put together something that is passable. I can't wait to see her as Evelyn!
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I'm just going to walk around with a golf rangefinder, measuring different distances from dangerously sloped rooftops.
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[#4]
One of those like-like Velociraptor or T-rex ones?
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Fujobi Hamp! (F Joe Biden, He ain't my president!)
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[#5]
Back in college I cut eye holes in an empty cheerios box took a butcher knife and went as a cereal killer
The next year I cut holes for my head and arms in a garbage bag and went as white trash. |
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The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
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24/365 Most Portable
24/365 Most Likely to Outshoot Her Spouse 24/365 Most Likely to Eat Your Heart Somewhere you jumped the monogomy shark and landed in beastiality - Stickfigure |
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https://www.flickr.com/photos/evilmix/536854241
Maxi pad ninja? |
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Cut the collar and cuffs off an old white button down. Add a black bow tie and black pants
Voila! Instant Chippendale costume I wore this once when I was on the chubby and soft side and once when I was jacked and cut. Had an absolute blast both times |
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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it."
-Mark Twain |
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M65, old hat, denim work shirt, sperrys, and a Narrangansett gets you as an easy Quint
Attached File |
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Deckard “nobody wants to know the truth, nobody” Cobra Kai Johnny Lawrence “she’s hot and all those other things” Tucker Carlson 1/10/2018 “I used to be a liberatarian until Google”https://mobile.twitter.com/Henry_Gunn
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D-FENS
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"The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction"
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Originally Posted By Sebastian_MacMaine: Here's Heidi Klum as a sexy earthworm: Click To View Spoiler https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13818305/heidi-klum-disorientated-halloween-costume.html View Quote |
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On Wednesdays we wear steel.
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Deckard “nobody wants to know the truth, nobody” Cobra Kai Johnny Lawrence “she’s hot and all those other things” Tucker Carlson 1/10/2018 “I used to be a liberatarian until Google”https://mobile.twitter.com/Henry_Gunn
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[#14]
Big Mike
A tight dress with a “Package” |
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My son is going to be Snake Eyes, my daughter Scarlett, my wife Cover Girl, and I'm going as General Hawk
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Do Good
Be Dangerous Live Free |
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Deckard “nobody wants to know the truth, nobody” Cobra Kai Johnny Lawrence “she’s hot and all those other things” Tucker Carlson 1/10/2018 “I used to be a liberatarian until Google”https://mobile.twitter.com/Henry_Gunn
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[#17]
As I have a kid with a learners permit now. I vote crash test dummy
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I am going as SUPERTATO. My 3yr old daughter loves that show.
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[#19]
I’m going as Macho Man Randy Savage and the gf is going as his manager Miss Elizabeth.
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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[#20]
Last year, I took my daughters trick or treating wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog mask and a full body hot dog costume. I was a Sonic Hot Dog.
This year, I told them I might wear one of those inflatable dinosaur costumes with bandages on my head, an arm in a sling, a leg in a cast, and carrying a crutch. I'll be a T Wrecks. |
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I will not compromise!
Ne Desit Virtus (Let Valor Not Fail) - Rakkasan! "Life is fucking hard. Either get used to taking a few lumps like the rest of us, or buy a fucking helmet and crawl into a corner somewhere." -Me |
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Originally Posted By CarmelBytheSea: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/459941/IMG_0372-3314886.jpg View Quote That'll be my costume escorting the toddlers through the neighborhood |
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Let me get my coffee first...
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[#22]
Put on old ratty clothes. Spill coke all over yourself. Glue on candy wrappers and bits of popcorn. Go as a floor of a movie theater.
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A very wise man once said, the only difference between a brown-noser and a shithead is depth perception . . .
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[#23]
Open up a bag of garbage and glue it all to yourself. Grab a rifle.
"San Francisco Ghillie Suit" Attached File |
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Feminism has robbed women of the natural dignity and grace of their sex, and turned them into inferior men
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No sexy pirate yet? I'm disappointed GD.
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I have a Weyland-Yutani Corp shirt. If I'm in a pinch a pair of cargo pants and an open white short sleeve shirt and I'm a member of the Nostromo crew.
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Attached File
Waingro. I had to get it on… Everyone thought I was Jason. I gave JD 1/2 pints to the three who correctly identified me. |
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Wild Man of East TN
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Originally Posted By nvroundman: Back in college I cut eye holes in an empty cheerios box took a butcher knife and went as a cereal killer The next year I cut holes for my head and arms in a garbage bag and went as white trash. View Quote This year, you should cut holes in a white sheet and go as a ghost. |
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"Now none of the frightened soldiers moved, for they saw that cowardice and valor purchased equal plots in the sniper's killing field."
"A great many men, on the point of taking to the sea, give no thought to storms." |
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