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Posted: 12/22/2020 1:23:43 PM EDT

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Well, a lot of guys apparently don't know how to pleasure their woman and decided to cuck themselves out to something with batteries....

You could get her a dildo like those guys...there's a thread around here somewhere.

Posted: 12/22/2020 1:24:22 PM EDT

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Well, a lot of guys apparently don't know how to pleasure their woman and decided to cuck themselves out to something with batteries....

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lol

Posted: 12/22/2020 1:24:46 PM EDT

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New mop and some Pine Sol.

Posted: 12/22/2020 1:25:49 PM EDT

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Bathroom scale.

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Rig it so the scale never reads beyond 115 lbs.

Posted: 12/22/2020 1:29:21 PM EDT

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I'm glad you aren't cutting it close.

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Meh, I have to pick up some gift certificates/cards today or tomorrow. I was hoping MI would relent and I'd be able to get a beer and a burger while I was up there, so put it off, but no.

Posted: 12/22/2020 1:38:30 PM EDT

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Well, a lot of guys apparently don't know how to pleasure their woman and decided to cuck themselves out to something with batteries....

You could get her a dildo like those guys...there's a thread around here somewhere.

lol

I know right. I think I have an amazing rod but I haven't figured out how to make it vibrate at 15,000 RPM.

Posted: 12/22/2020 2:11:29 PM EDT

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Scratch off tickets.

Posted: 12/22/2020 2:14:05 PM EDT

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Are you crafty?
Do you have kids?

Posted: 12/22/2020 4:39:00 PM EDT

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Instant Pot

Posted: 12/22/2020 4:50:41 PM EDT

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Sous Vide cooker
Clothes
Makeup
Spa Gift Certificate
Shoes
New comforter

She does an Amazon wish list and emails me links to things Amazon dosen’t sell that she wants, it makes it pretty painless. We have Ben married for almost 17 years, so,e to,e ago, we both got sick of wasting money on stuff the other person didn’t really want.

Posted: 12/22/2020 4:55:19 PM EDT

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Got mine this. She got a new iPhone a few weeks ago, and loves to listen to music.

Posted: 12/23/2020 8:55:57 AM EDT

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New P30SK. But that might be hard to find now.

Posted: 12/23/2020 9:08:03 AM EDT

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Give her a gift that she will think about every Christmas day and never forget it as long as she lives.

I suggest a mop.

Posted: 12/23/2020 10:53:11 AM EDT

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Bathroom scale.

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and a matching vacuum cleaner.

Chicks love that stuff.

Posted: 12/23/2020 10:54:14 AM EDT

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Where in the hell do you get a baby on this short of notice?

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Put a baby inside her.

Where in the hell do you get a baby on this short of notice?

Publix, when the mom's distracted in the produce section.

Posted: 12/23/2020 10:55:03 AM EDT

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Rig it so the scale never reads beyond 115 lbs.

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Bathroom scale.

Dead man walking

Rig it so the scale never reads beyond 115 lbs.

my god... the sheer brilliance...

Posted: 12/23/2020 10:55:15 AM EDT

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Scratch off tickets.

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new or used?

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:01:10 AM EDT

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Meh, I have to pick up some gift certificates/cards today or tomorrow. I was hoping MI would relent and I'd be able to get a beer and a burger while I was up there, so put it off, but no.

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Lol, mine is the worst at spending gift cards, we have a junk drawer with a 1" thick stack in there unspent along with whatever is hiding out in her purse.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:06:38 AM EDT

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Mine packed up and moved and sold a house last year with a baby and 3 year old. This year she’s getting some sparkly shit she’s wanted her whole life.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:10:47 AM EDT

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Get her a unlimited yearly wax pass at the European Wax center.

Pay the money and she basically just goes as much as she wants.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:29:44 AM EDT

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I'm in the same situation. She truly wants only one thing and it is absolutely impossible to make happen.
All I can do is give her hug and hold when she starts crying again.

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Sorry that Viagra doesn't work for you.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:32:24 AM EDT

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Remote car starter. We both usually get things we need when we need them. And neither of us like trinkety shit.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:33:42 AM EDT

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Surprise Bunker Buster

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:36:35 AM EDT

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Lol, bullshit

Not paying attention is my specialty.

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Yep.

Good grief I had my gifts ordered and in the house weeks ago lol. It's not hard to pay attention to things over the course of the year and come up with some relevant and thoughtful gifts.

Lol, bullshit

Not paying attention is my specialty.

This.

I have no clue, so I bought her a new pickup.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:37:44 AM EDT

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Beat.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:40:18 AM EDT

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They do make a good angle grinder.

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GD always recommends Hitachi somthing or another.

They do make a good angle grinder.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:42:36 AM EDT

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Mine does the "I don't know. I don't need anything" crap as well. So I started getting her gifts that I can enjoy. Guns

. This year I got her a S&W M&P15-22 braced pistol.

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I tried that for a few years and the gig is up. She still pulls the whole let’s not get each other presents but you can bet your ass she is expected them. New Birkenstock’s, iPhone 12 and a purse this year.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:44:39 AM EDT

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I got mine one of those Cricut vinyl/everything cutters for her birthday/Christmas (birthday was a couple of weeks ago.) Best gift I could have given her. She's been sneaking down to make shit every single night after the kids are asleep. The oldest kid has been "helping" her some too. Costco had a good deal on them at the time, they're probably sold out though.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:45:38 AM EDT

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get her a gift card to a Skin Care/Medical Spa.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:45:47 AM EDT

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I tried that for a few years and the gig is up. She still pulls the whole let's not get each other presents but you can bet your ass she is expected them. New Birkenstock's, iPhone 12 and a purse this year.

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plus one of these:

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:55:00 AM EDT

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Sorry that Viagra doesn't work for you.

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I'm in the same situation. She truly wants only one thing and it is absolutely impossible to make happen.
All I can do is give her hug and hold when she starts crying again.

Sorry that Viagra doesn't work for you.

Going to assume that he is referring to an inability to have children, not a malfunctioning pecker. If that's the case, save your bullshit for something else.

Posted: 12/23/2020 11:58:48 AM EDT

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She's been telling me "I don't need/want anything", and I've fallen for it too many times, and been left dealing with a grump over the holidays

Got some time to run out and pick up some things today - what have you guys gotten for your significant others this year?

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I've never gone wrong with kitchen utensils, so that's my recommendation.

Posted: 12/23/2020 12:01:36 PM EDT

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How about a yearly membership to DryBar?

Women love that stuff.

Posted: 12/23/2020 12:22:49 PM EDT

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The wife doesn't want things. She has a really stressful job so what she does want is a spa package where she can schedule her own massages and what not. It's money well spent. A massage from me usually leads to her needing another massage.

Posted: 12/23/2020 12:47:48 PM EDT

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STRONG suggestion. Just grabbed a gift certificate for two visits to supplement other gifts.

Posted: 12/23/2020 12:51:54 PM EDT

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Gift certificate for a Brazilian wax job.

Posted: 12/23/2020 12:53:42 PM EDT

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I bought my GF an Apple Watch SE with additional bands and a Fjallraven Kanken bag.

Posted: 12/23/2020 1:06:42 PM EDT

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It would be cool if they got a his and hers.

Posted: 12/23/2020 1:08:07 PM EDT

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She's been telling me "I don't need/want anything", and I've fallen for it too many times, and been left dealing with a grump over the holidays

Got some time to run out and pick up some things today - what have you guys gotten for your significant others this year?

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Spa gift certificate and one of those plush spa bathrobes. Chicks love that stuff.

Oh, and wife pic fail...