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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:04:58 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: It is worth it. Y'all want to guess what I did today? On top of working? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By FredMan: Originally Posted By kbi: Not when they're using my cat door to go into my garage and growling at my outdoor cat I should test my new gun on one to send a message 🤔 Tomorrow night go home and I should take my 12yr old black lab so leaves his scent everywhere But this weekend after wort Saturday I'm making a beeline home I can set bait Gonna aloha snackbar the lil shits Plan ks to have chickens and goats this year and the coons aren't welcome Buddy of mine had one coming in the house through the cat door and chowing down on the cat bowl. Confronted the critter in the middle of the night and ran him off with a broom. It is worth it. Y'all want to guess what I did today? On top of working? Are we supposed to keep guessing? 
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:18:02 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Are we supposed to keep guessing? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By FredMan: Originally Posted By kbi: Not when they're using my cat door to go into my garage and growling at my outdoor cat I should test my new gun on one to send a message 🤔 Tomorrow night go home and I should take my 12yr old black lab so leaves his scent everywhere But this weekend after wort Saturday I'm making a beeline home I can set bait Gonna aloha snackbar the lil shits Plan ks to have chickens and goats this year and the coons aren't welcome Buddy of mine had one coming in the house through the cat door and chowing down on the cat bowl. Confronted the critter in the middle of the night and ran him off with a broom. It is worth it. Y'all want to guess what I did today? On top of working? Are we supposed to keep guessing? Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed.  I know, csb. Lol. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:18:40 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Are we supposed to keep guessing? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By FredMan: Originally Posted By kbi: Not when they're using my cat door to go into my garage and growling at my outdoor cat I should test my new gun on one to send a message 🤔 Tomorrow night go home and I should take my 12yr old black lab so leaves his scent everywhere But this weekend after wort Saturday I'm making a beeline home I can set bait Gonna aloha snackbar the lil shits Plan ks to have chickens and goats this year and the coons aren't welcome Buddy of mine had one coming in the house through the cat door and chowing down on the cat bowl. Confronted the critter in the middle of the night and ran him off with a broom. It is worth it. Y'all want to guess what I did today? On top of working? Are we supposed to keep guessing? Also 
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:27:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: Notcalifornialegal]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers?  Yall vampires? |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:29:17 AM EST
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Vampiric reproduction
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:31:41 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Lol! Don't worry, I jerked off in a cup on Wednesday. We are also just doing genetic tests as well. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:32:03 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By doc_Zox: Vampiric reproduction also this https://media0.giphy.com/media/DbSw820Llizr4rjVGH/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7c803739929dead85f29f48402d45a0eae25dc27c&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g Bow chika bow wow |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:40:48 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Lol! Don't worry, I jerked off in a cup on Wednesday. We are also just doing genetic tests as well. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Lol! Don't worry, I jerked off in a cup on Wednesday. We are also just doing genetic tests as well. Me too.....but it was just a random cup at the office. I can give you the surefire way to pump a baby in her......TRY NOT TOO!!! It's worked twice for me. 
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:54:15 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Me too.....but it was just a random cup at the office. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Lol! Don't worry, I jerked off in a cup on Wednesday. We are also just doing genetic tests as well. Me too.....but it was just a random cup at the office. Lol |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:04:04 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Me too.....but it was just a random cup at the office. I can give you the surefire way to pump a baby in her......TRY NOT TOO!!! It's worked twice for me. One wasn't planned. The other was. 
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:18:11 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Yeah that sounds really stupid. I am now a fertility planner. "You guys should bang more" Okay it's still not working "Buy my premium plan" Okay "Really get up in there this time when u blast" Wow it worked. You're welcome, I'm basically a doctor |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:22:02 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: One wasn't planned. The other was. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/704p98-2678890.gif Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By fox2008: Me too.....but it was just a random cup at the office. I can give you the surefire way to pump a baby in her......TRY NOT TOO!!! It's worked twice for me. One wasn't planned. The other was. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/704p98-2678890.gif Get that kid a real hammer....it will take forever to break that glass with that one.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:23:14 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Yeah that sounds really stupid. I am now a fertility planner. "You guys should bang more" Okay it's still not working "Buy my premium plan" Okay "Really get up in there this time when u blast" Wow it worked. You're welcome, I'm basically a doctor Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Yeah that sounds really stupid. I am now a fertility planner. "You guys should bang more" Okay it's still not working "Buy my premium plan" Okay "Really get up in there this time when u blast" Wow it worked. You're welcome, I'm basically a doctor If you want a boy.....reverse cowgirl....science. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:31:41 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: If you want a boy.....reverse cowgirl....science. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Yeah that sounds really stupid. I am now a fertility planner. "You guys should bang more" Okay it's still not working "Buy my premium plan" Okay "Really get up in there this time when u blast" Wow it worked. You're welcome, I'm basically a doctor If you want a boy.....reverse cowgirl....science. Gotta go deep to have a boy |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:32:14 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? I ain’t no doctor, but I think I found the problem |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:32:32 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Gotta go deep to have a boy Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Yeah that sounds really stupid. I am now a fertility planner. "You guys should bang more" Okay it's still not working "Buy my premium plan" Okay "Really get up in there this time when u blast" Wow it worked. You're welcome, I'm basically a doctor If you want a boy.....reverse cowgirl....science. Gotta go deep to have a boy BASED |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:46:54 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Millenials V Boomers are becoming my new favorite threads. Becoming?
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:48:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: Notcalifornialegal]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wakeboarder: Becoming? Yes sir. The intensity of both the vitriol and ignorance has increased exponentially. Before they were fun. "Why are millenials so lame with their avocado toast?" Now they are epic. "Why boomers are Hitler and should be put in camps" |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:53:22 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Yes sir. The intensity of both the vitriol and ignorance has increased exponentially. Before they were fun. "Why are millenials so lame with their avocado toast?" Now they are epic. "Why boomers are Hitler should be put in camps" Because they lack continence and the ability to send an email without replying all |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:55:27 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wakeboarder: Because they lack continence and the ability to send an email without replying all Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wakeboarder: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Yes sir. The intensity of both the vitriol and ignorance has increased exponentially. Before they were fun. "Why are millenials so lame with their avocado toast?" Now they are epic. "Why boomers are Hitler should be put in camps" Because they lack continence and the ability to send an email without replying all I think it's funny they don't like being called boomers. Which is hilarious they hate their own identifier |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:59:02 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I think it's funny they don't like being called boomers. Which is hilarious they hate their own identifier Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By wakeboarder: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Yes sir. The intensity of both the vitriol and ignorance has increased exponentially. Before they were fun. "Why are millenials so lame with their avocado toast?" Now they are epic. "Why boomers are Hitler should be put in camps" Because they lack continence and the ability to send an email without replying all I think it's funny they don't like being called boomers. Which is hilarious they hate their own identifier Boomer =/= baby boomer Poors =/= poor It’s a simple distinction to understand |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:23:54 AM EST
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Who dat guy in the hulaflauge?
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:23:59 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: It is worth it. Y'all want to guess what I did today? On top of working? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By FredMan: Originally Posted By kbi: Not when they're using my cat door to go into my garage and growling at my outdoor cat I should test my new gun on one to send a message 🤔 Tomorrow night go home and I should take my 12yr old black lab so leaves his scent everywhere But this weekend after wort Saturday I'm making a beeline home I can set bait Gonna aloha snackbar the lil shits Plan ks to have chickens and goats this year and the coons aren't welcome Buddy of mine had one coming in the house through the cat door and chowing down on the cat bowl. Confronted the critter in the middle of the night and ran him off with a broom. It is worth it. Y'all want to guess what I did today? On top of working?  |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:31:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: Notcalifornialegal]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By doc_Zox: Who dat guy in the hulaflauge? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/8E3DCB84-31C0-4217-B6F5-34EDAE7F9A0E-2678908.jpg That's Ben. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:45:55 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Me too.....but it was just a random cup at the office. I can give you the surefire way to pump a baby in her......TRY NOT TOO!!! It's worked twice for me. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Lol! Don't worry, I jerked off in a cup on Wednesday. We are also just doing genetic tests as well. Me too.....but it was just a random cup at the office. I can give you the surefire way to pump a baby in her......TRY NOT TOO!!! It's worked twice for me. Beitodesstrafe You gotta give your baby gravy a break  
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Posted: 1/20/2023 4:22:55 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By FredMan: Originally Posted By kbi: Not when they're using my cat door to go into my garage and growling at my outdoor cat I should test my new gun on one to send a message Tomorrow night go home and I should take my 12yr old black lab so leaves his scent everywhere But this weekend after wort Saturday I'm making a beeline home I can set bait Gonna aloha snackbar the lil shits Plan ks to have chickens and goats this year and the coons aren't welcome Buddy of mine had one coming in the house through the cat door and chowing down on the cat bowl. Confronted the critter in the middle of the night and ran him off with a broom. It is worth it. Y'all want to guess what I did today? On top of working? Are we supposed to keep guessing? Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. Wow, a sperm bank that takes blood. Never heard of that one. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 4:27:13 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: That's Ben. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By doc_Zox: Who dat guy in the hulaflauge? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/8E3DCB84-31C0-4217-B6F5-34EDAE7F9A0E-2678908.jpg That's Ben. Ben? |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 6:03:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By OverScoped: Wow, a sperm bank that takes blood. Never heard of that one. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By OverScoped: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By FredMan: Originally Posted By kbi: Not when they're using my cat door to go into my garage and growling at my outdoor cat I should test my new gun on one to send a message Tomorrow night go home and I should take my 12yr old black lab so leaves his scent everywhere But this weekend after wort Saturday I'm making a beeline home I can set bait Gonna aloha snackbar the lil shits Plan ks to have chickens and goats this year and the coons aren't welcome Buddy of mine had one coming in the house through the cat door and chowing down on the cat bowl. Confronted the critter in the middle of the night and ran him off with a broom. It is worth it. Y'all want to guess what I did today? On top of working? Are we supposed to keep guessing? Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. Wow, a sperm bank that takes blood. Never heard of that one. Depends on if you go for the seventh cup or not. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:23:37 PM EST
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:24:20 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Millenials V Boomers are becoming my new favorite threads. lol |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:27:59 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Gotta go deep to have a boy Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Yeah that sounds really stupid. I am now a fertility planner. "You guys should bang more" Okay it's still not working "Buy my premium plan" Okay "Really get up in there this time when u blast" Wow it worked. You're welcome, I'm basically a doctor If you want a boy.....reverse cowgirl....science. Gotta go deep to have a boy 
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:29:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By kbi: Beitodesstrafe You gotta give your baby gravy a break https://imgpile.com/images/Iec2TE.gif Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By kbi: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Lol! Don't worry, I jerked off in a cup on Wednesday. We are also just doing genetic tests as well. Me too.....but it was just a random cup at the office. I can give you the surefire way to pump a baby in her......TRY NOT TOO!!! It's worked twice for me. Beitodesstrafe You gotta give your baby gravy a break https://imgpile.com/images/Iec2TE.gif Beetlestrafe had a great night. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:30:34 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By OverScoped: Ben? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By OverScoped: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By doc_Zox: Who dat guy in the hulaflauge? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/8E3DCB84-31C0-4217-B6F5-34EDAE7F9A0E-2678908.jpg That's Ben. Ben? |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:08:21 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: If you want a boy.....reverse cowgirl....science. No way. Thats a lie. I promise that its regular cowgirl. My record is 100% all boys. |
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Posted: 1/21/2023 7:19:45 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Gotta go deep to have a boy Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Yeah that sounds really stupid. I am now a fertility planner. "You guys should bang more" Okay it's still not working "Buy my premium plan" Okay "Really get up in there this time when u blast" Wow it worked. You're welcome, I'm basically a doctor If you want a boy.....reverse cowgirl....science. Gotta go deep to have a boy If you don't get through the second wall, you never had a chance. |
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Posted: 1/21/2023 9:18:18 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dragoontwo: If you don't get through the second wall, you never had a chance. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dragoontwo: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Yeah that sounds really stupid. I am now a fertility planner. "You guys should bang more" Okay it's still not working "Buy my premium plan" Okay "Really get up in there this time when u blast" Wow it worked. You're welcome, I'm basically a doctor If you want a boy.....reverse cowgirl....science. Gotta go deep to have a boy If you don't get through the second wall, you never had a chance. Y’all wild, it’s the second nut of the session that gets through Qualification: 0 kids…….. that i know of |
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Posted: 1/21/2023 9:26:20 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CreativeBall: No way. Thats a lie. I promise that its regular cowgirl. My record is 100% all boys. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CreativeBall: Originally Posted By fox2008: If you want a boy.....reverse cowgirl....science. No way. Thats a lie. I promise that its regular cowgirl. My record is 100% all boys. From behind. 2 boys. |
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Posted: 1/21/2023 9:37:22 AM EST
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Posted: 1/21/2023 10:30:00 AM EST
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Posted: 1/21/2023 2:39:49 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dragoontwo: If you don't get through the second wall, you never had a chance. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dragoontwo: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Yeah that sounds really stupid. I am now a fertility planner. "You guys should bang more" Okay it's still not working "Buy my premium plan" Okay "Really get up in there this time when u blast" Wow it worked. You're welcome, I'm basically a doctor If you want a boy.....reverse cowgirl....science. Gotta go deep to have a boy If you don't get through the second wall, you never had a chance. Maybe if he gets a running start down the hallway before he mounts hervhe increases his chances
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Posted: 1/21/2023 2:46:43 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By kbi: Maybe if he gets a running start down the hallway before he mounts hervhe increases his chances He's gonna need some super precision! |
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Posted: 1/21/2023 3:02:35 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dragoontwo: He's gonna need some super precision! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dragoontwo: Originally Posted By kbi: Maybe if he gets a running start down the hallway before he mounts hervhe increases his chances He's gonna need some super precision! If he wants speed and accuracy he’ll need a red dot. For the record….I think we’re helping and should get to have a vote on the baby name.
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Posted: 1/21/2023 11:39:49 PM EST
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Posted: 1/21/2023 11:46:18 PM EST
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Posted: 1/21/2023 11:55:05 PM EST
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Posted: 1/22/2023 4:29:17 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BigMan74: Y'all wild, it's the second nut of the session that gets through Qualification: 0 kids .. that i know of Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BigMan74: Originally Posted By dragoontwo: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Sorry, ended up getting caught up in stuff right after I posted. not intentionally cryptic, lol.Went to get blood drawn as part of our fertility plan. Went well, easy peasy. As soon as I got home, I got a phone call. The nurse forgot to draw enough cylinders. So I got to turn right back around and go back to get my other arm stabbed. I know, csb. Lol. What kind of fertility plan involves blood and not swimmers? Yall vampires? Yeah that sounds really stupid. I am now a fertility planner. "You guys should bang more" Okay it's still not working "Buy my premium plan" Okay "Really get up in there this time when u blast" Wow it worked. You're welcome, I'm basically a doctor If you want a boy.....reverse cowgirl....science. Gotta go deep to have a boy If you don't get through the second wall, you never had a chance. Y'all wild, it's the second nut of the session that gets through Qualification: 0 kids .. that i know of 2nd nut in the butt. |
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Posted: 1/22/2023 5:51:57 AM EST
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Posted: 1/22/2023 5:56:57 AM EST
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Posted: 1/22/2023 9:13:17 AM EST
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@beitodesstrafe did you bless carpool with your presence yesterday?
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Posted: 1/22/2023 10:18:23 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BigMan74: @beitodesstrafe did you bless carpool with your presence yesterday? Nope. Was out at First Down though.
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