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Link Posted: 1/8/2024 9:10:37 PM EDT
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I did not get smothered by the congealed thing.

She was seated in first class
How does someone who eats that much have money left over

I think she has a slightly thinner cousin or something who sat next to me.  To her credit she knew she was big and oozed next to hubby in the aisle seat the whole flight.

I did not eat Florida chain barbecue

I did not get my hair cut

Traveling tip:

When you get settled in your room,
UNPLUG THE ALARM CLOCK

So that at 12:00 midnight it won't go
EAEANAAHANAHAEAEAANHAEAHANAHEAHANA
Link Posted: 1/8/2024 9:21:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Brisk:
I did not get smothered by the congealed thing.

She was seated in first class
How does someone who eats that much have money left over

I think she has a slightly thinner cousin or something who sat next to me.  To her credit she knew she was big and oozed next to hubby in the aisle seat the whole flight.

I did not eat Florida chain barbecue

I did not get my hair cut

Traveling tip:

When you get settled in your room,
UNPLUG THE ALARM CLOCK

So that at 12:00 midnight it won't go
EAEANAAHANAHAEAEAANHAEAHANAHEAHANA
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Wew
Link Posted: 1/8/2024 9:28:05 PM EDT
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There has apparently been a rapid cultural shift regarding reclining ones airplane seat

Hardly anyone does it any more.

I have read and heard the complaints
"I dOnT wANt tO fLy wItH sOmE gUys HeAd iN mY Lap!!"

And I guess these people won.

But I want to know which aircraft have seats that recline that far.  Because every seat I've ever been in reclines about three inches.

I've accepted the cultural shift because those three inches ain't worth the guy behind me being upset over it.
Link Posted: 1/8/2024 9:57:18 PM EDT
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GOPR6791_Pine Tree by FredMan, on Flickr
Link Posted: 1/8/2024 9:58:57 PM EDT
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Story from one of the guys on the flight down.


He has the window seat, sits down.
Huge fat guy (HFG) has the middle seat.

HFG falls asleep right after takeoff.

Guy starts to get airsick, can't climb over HFG in time.
Throws up all over HFG.

HFG wakes up.
Guy asks HFG, "Wow, do you feel better?"




Story guy then says it's made up.
I told him I'm stealing it anyway.
Link Posted: 1/8/2024 10:59:23 PM EDT
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@beitodesstrafe someone needs your help
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Omg did that @ actually work?
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 1:43:58 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Omg did that @ actually work?
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Omg did that @ actually work?


The hotlinked @ did, yes.

"beatsgayriflesallday"... not so much
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 1:47:33 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:


The hotlinked @ did, yes.

"beatsgayriflesallday"... not so much
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On God that's awesome.

I'm sure there's shitposting opportunity in there.. somewhere...
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 1:49:41 AM EDT
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Oh be tee dubs

Check out the wonderful first meme of 2023.

Public domain Steamboat Willy.



The merch.



Link Posted: 1/9/2024 1:54:24 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Oh be tee dubs

Check out the wonderful first meme of 2023.

Public domain Steamboat Willy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Zkew0z2qk

The merch.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000006383-3087606.jpg

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000006385-3087607.jpg
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Link Posted: 1/9/2024 12:24:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
https://youtube.com/shorts/v1LbDc86iSw?si=Z2_y8ZPJVzZZexlR

Just click it.

You know you want to.
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Yes sir. That is definitely not safe for work.
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 12:25:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
https://youtube.com/shorts/v1LbDc86iSw?si=Z2_y8ZPJVzZZexlR

Just click it.

You know you want to.
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How many did you order?  
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 12:33:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By fox2008:

How many did you order?  
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Originally Posted By fox2008:
Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
https://youtube.com/shorts/v1LbDc86iSw?si=Z2_y8ZPJVzZZexlR

Just click it.

You know you want to.

How many did you order?  


Link Posted: 1/9/2024 12:45:10 PM EDT
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https://i.imgur.com/2WTwjTVh.jpeg
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Link Posted: 1/9/2024 5:48:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OG1:
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We’ve all been there.
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 6:31:01 PM EDT
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DONT COME ON ME
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 7:21:46 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By fox2008:

We've all been there.
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Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
https://cdn.media.amplience.net/s/hottopic/31054719_hi?

DONT COME ON ME
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Link Posted: 1/9/2024 7:25:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OG1:



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Originally Posted By OG1:

Originally Posted By fox2008:

We've all been there.

Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
https://cdn.media.amplience.net/s/hottopic/31054719_hi?

DONT COME ON ME



@OG1

If you haven't seen Ravenous (1999), do yourself a favor and watch it. Go in blind. It's a trip.
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 7:31:43 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:


@OG1

If you haven't seen Ravenous (1999), do yourself a favor and watch it. Go in blind. It's a trip.
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Ok, I will not google it and just watch lol. I have a long weak of work planned whiled sick starting in the morning and in the mix will break to watch...

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Link Posted: 1/9/2024 7:33:03 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OG1:

Ok, I will not google it and just watch lol. I have a long weak of work planned whiled sick starting in the morning and in the mix will break to watch...

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/289319/image_png-3088323.JPG
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Originally Posted By OG1:
Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:


@OG1

If you haven't seen Ravenous (1999), do yourself a favor and watch it. Go in blind. It's a trip.

Ok, I will not google it and just watch lol. I have a long weak of work planned whiled sick starting in the morning and in the mix will break to watch...

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/289319/image_png-3088323.JPG


No watch Beau is Afraid. Then tell us about it.
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 7:34:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


No watch Beau is Afraid. Then tell us about it.
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Originally Posted By OG1:
Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:


@OG1

If you haven't seen Ravenous (1999), do yourself a favor and watch it. Go in blind. It's a trip.

Ok, I will not google it and just watch lol. I have a long weak of work planned whiled sick starting in the morning and in the mix will break to watch...

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/289319/image_png-3088323.JPG


No watch Beau is Afraid. Then tell us about it.


Both are something.
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 7:47:13 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
https://cdn.media.amplience.net/s/hottopic/31054719_hi?

DONT COME ON ME
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Beitodesstrafe has the whole DVD and laser disc collection
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 11:17:32 PM EDT
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@beitodesstrafe
Me and the wife just watched it. We are having company over for dinner tomorrow night. We will see if I'm still sick after that to get all my work done this week.

Other than the weird ass music, I enjoyed the movie.
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 11:40:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OG1:
@beitodesstrafe
Me and the wife just watched it. We are having company over for dinner tomorrow night. We will see if I'm still sick after that to get all my work done this week.

Other than the weird ass music, I enjoyed the movie.
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The music is definitely... high pitched.
Link Posted: 1/9/2024 11:59:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/10/2024 11:25:04 AM EDT
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In the middle of a reply all shit storm for a company I don't even work for anymore.

Basically someone sent the initial email to xyzcompany folder - ALL and everyone stared replying ALL en masse.

This started yesterday right around 3 and one individual in particular was VERY upset at the email.  Everyone starts asking to be removed from the list but it's a company wide list so they can't and IT is getting super pissed.

Fast forward to today and AGAIN people are replying all the email asking to be removed.

IT is now VERY SUPER PISSED at the reply all emails and is now "politely" asking the boomers to stop replying all and to LOOK at the email heading and that they should be smarter than that.

Again I don't even work for this company anymore.

Link Posted: 1/10/2024 11:27:08 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
In the middle of a reply all shit storm for a company I don't even work for anymore.

Basically someone sent the initial email to xyzcompany folder - ALL and everyone stared replying ALL en masse.

This started yesterday right around 3 and one individual in particular was VERY upset at the email.  Everyone starts asking to be removed from the list but it's a company wide list so they can't and IT is getting super pissed.

Fast forward to today and AGAIN people are replying all the email asking to be removed.

IT is now VERY SUPER PISSED at the reply all emails and is now "politely" asking the boomers to stop replying all and to LOOK at the email heading and that they should be smarter than that.

Again I don't even work for this company anymore.

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Reply All: This is funny shit here.
Link Posted: 1/10/2024 11:27:59 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By CajunMojo:


Reply All: This is funny shit here.
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If it was anonymous I totally would.
Link Posted: 1/10/2024 11:32:33 AM EDT
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And another one just reply all-ed

Link Posted: 1/10/2024 11:35:15 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
In the middle of a reply all shit storm for a company I don't even work for anymore.

Basically someone sent the initial email to xyzcompany folder - ALL and everyone stared replying ALL en masse.

This started yesterday right around 3 and one individual in particular was VERY upset at the email.  Everyone starts asking to be removed from the list but it's a company wide list so they can't and IT is getting super pissed.

Fast forward to today and AGAIN people are replying all the email asking to be removed.

IT is now VERY SUPER PISSED at the reply all emails and is now "politely" asking the boomers to stop replying all and to LOOK at the email heading and that they should be smarter than that.

Again I don't even work for this company anymore.

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Those emails are awesome.

Former company I worked for had roughly 25k employees.....we were at a meeting and one of the guys got up to piss and left his laptop unlocked.  He was sitting next to one of our VP's, who grabbed his computer and sent an email to the "everyone" email groups that said:

"I've been having email issues, please reply back if you get this email."

The guy's phone just about caught on fire from vibrating so much.....IT had jump in and stop the email replies....it also prompted them to disable the "everyone" email group.
Link Posted: 1/10/2024 11:41:37 AM EDT
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We had a group email a while back from manager about some trivial BS.

Guy does reply all with a sarcastic response.

30 seconds later: Manager = Reply all -  Call me
Link Posted: 1/10/2024 12:05:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
In the middle of a reply all shit storm for a company I don't even work for anymore.

Basically someone sent the initial email to xyzcompany folder - ALL and everyone stared replying ALL en masse.

This started yesterday right around 3 and one individual in particular was VERY upset at the email.  Everyone starts asking to be removed from the list but it's a company wide list so they can't and IT is getting super pissed.

Fast forward to today and AGAIN people are replying all the email asking to be removed.

IT is now VERY SUPER PISSED at the reply all emails and is now "politely" asking the boomers to stop replying all and to LOOK at the email heading and that they should be smarter than that.

Again I don't even work for this company anymore.

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We had one reply all chain that crashed a fortune 25 company

It was glorious
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