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Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151936 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 5:13:15 PM EDT [#1]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151938 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 5:17:09 PM EDT [#2]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151939 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 5:17:33 PM EDT [#3]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151940 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 5:18:07 PM EDT [#4]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151941 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 5:18:30 PM EDT [#5]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151942 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 5:18:44 PM EDT [#6]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151943 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 5:19:04 PM EDT [#7]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151947 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 5:26:09 PM EDT [#8]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9525 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 5:27:17 PM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Do you not kiss your wife? View Quote Not when her mouth is full of water [WhiskersTheCat] WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS [/WhiskersTheCat]
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

beitodesstrafe

willy nilly used the heater

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Posted: 5/14/2024 5:28:11 PM EDT

[Last Edit: beitodesstrafe] [#10]

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Originally Posted By Brisk:

Not when her mouth is full of water

[WhiskersTheCat]
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
[/WhiskersTheCat]

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Originally Posted By Brisk:

Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:

Do you not kiss your wife?

Not when her mouth is full of water

[WhiskersTheCat]
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
[/WhiskersTheCat]

I'd ask: why would you not?

It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.

Brisk

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Posts 9526
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Posted: 5/14/2024 5:31:50 PM EDT

[#11]

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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
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Lessee...

Got splinters in his crotch
Pulled a groin muscle
Crunched a testicle
Got a big bruise on his thigh
Lost his hat
Lost one shoe
Fell into nasty looking filthy water
Hurt his spine because the water was only a foot deep
Spilled his beer

Did I miss anything?

We'll figure something out.
Callsign: Contusion

Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9527 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 5:33:53 PM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: I'd ask: why would you not? View Quote Bitofdroolescapes probably would ask. (Not my thing. Even less Briskette's thing.)
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9528 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 5:36:55 PM EDT [#13] I shall dine here in the near future. What should I have? (@Overscoped, this is on your side of the state) Attached File
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

OverScoped Joined Sep 2010 Posts 70643 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 6:00:20 PM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By Brisk: I shall dine here in the near future. What should I have? (@Overscoped, this is on your side of the state) https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/51833/1000013467_png-3214385.JPG View Quote Never been there. They are always located in some urban areas.

Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9529 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 6:17:32 PM EDT [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By OverScoped: Never been there. They are always located in some urban areas. View Quote The one I know best is in Murrysville which I guess counts as sort of urban.
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151948 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 6:22:29 PM EDT [#16] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151949 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 6:23:05 PM EDT [#17]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151951 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 6:23:43 PM EDT [#18]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151953 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 6:25:00 PM EDT [#19] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151954 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 6:25:34 PM EDT [#20]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151955 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 6:25:52 PM EDT [#21]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151956 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 6:26:11 PM EDT [#22]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151958 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 6:26:58 PM EDT [#23]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151959 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 6:28:52 PM EDT [#24]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203

Callsign: Dumpster Fire

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MI, USA

Posted: 5/14/2024 6:40:57 PM EDT

[#25]

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Originally Posted By Brisk:

Lessee...

Got splinters in his crotch
Pulled a groin muscle
Crunched a testicle
Got a big bruise on his thigh
Lost his hat
Lost one shoe
Fell into nasty looking filthy water
Hurt his spine because the water was only a foot deep
Spilled his beer

Did I miss anything?

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Originally Posted By Brisk:

Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1548104/87363586.gif

Lessee...

Got splinters in his crotch
Pulled a groin muscle
Crunched a testicle
Got a big bruise on his thigh
Lost his hat
Lost one shoe
Fell into nasty looking filthy water
Hurt his spine because the water was only a foot deep
Spilled his beer

Did I miss anything?

That about covers it.

“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151976 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:05:03 PM EDT [#26]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151977 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:05:16 PM EDT [#27]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151978 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:05:31 PM EDT [#28]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151979 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:05:53 PM EDT [#29]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151980 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:06:07 PM EDT [#30]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151981 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:06:57 PM EDT [#31]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151982 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:13:39 PM EDT [#32]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151983 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:13:54 PM EDT [#33]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151984 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:14:09 PM EDT [#34]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151987 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:15:17 PM EDT [#35]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151988 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:15:33 PM EDT [#36] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151992 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:37:24 PM EDT [#37]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151993 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:37:40 PM EDT [#38]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151994 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:38:07 PM EDT [#39]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151995 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:38:28 PM EDT [#40]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 151996 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 7:41:02 PM EDT [#41]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 152006 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 8:00:09 PM EDT [#42]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 152017 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 8:30:05 PM EDT [#43]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 152018 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 8:31:28 PM EDT [#44]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 152019 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 8:31:54 PM EDT [#45]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 152020 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 8:32:44 PM EDT [#46] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 152021 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 8:33:01 PM EDT [#47] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 152022 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 8:33:51 PM EDT [#48]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 152023 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 8:34:21 PM EDT [#49]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 152027 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/14/2024 8:37:51 PM EDT [#50]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

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