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Aimless Suburban pot bellied snow chicken Joined Sep 2001 Posts 313028 EE 100% (46) UT, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 6:50:42 PM EDT Today on FAFO The homemade parachute \uD83E\uDD26??? pic.twitter.com/UJNoJbikHi Modern Warfare with Alex Jones (@AlexJonesMW3) May 13, 2024
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Gingerbreadman Just some guy. Joined Jan 2008 Posts 14921 EE 100% (1) MN, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 6:53:19 PM EDT [#1] That's about as bad as that guy that jumped off the Eiffel tower with that big coat.
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jerrwhy01 Member Joined Nov 2009 Posts 23762 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 6:53:37 PM EDT [#2] Not a homemade parachute video. In the first part of the video before he jumps you can see that his chute is tucked under his shoulder/waist strap. He was never going to be able to deploy that chute.
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Spleenless-Dave Member Joined Mar 2018 Posts 20156 EE 100% (6) MO, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 6:53:53 PM EDT [#3] For sale: Homemade parachute. Only used once.
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-Kyuss- Member Joined Apr 2016 Posts 10649 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 6:56:32 PM EDT [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By Spleenless-Dave: For sale: Homemade parachute. Only used once. View Quote
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Lorax Is it fo time yet? Joined Jul 2007 Posts 31435 EE 100% (1) WI, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 6:57:09 PM EDT [#5] Quote History Originally Posted By Gingerbreadman: That's about as bad as that guy that jumped off the Eiffel tower with that big coat. View Quote I have seen that ol timey video so many times.....and I can't help but bust up laughing every time.

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Posted: 5/13/2024 6:58:06 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By jerrwhy01:
Not a homemade parachute video.

In the first part of the video before he jumps you can see that his chute is tucked under his shoulder/waist strap. He was never going to be able to deploy that chute.

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I went back and looked again. You’re right, that guy was fucked before he jumped and didn’t even know it.

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tortilla-flats Let's Go Joined Oct 2001 Posts 23977 EE 100% (109) TX, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:01:43 PM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By jerrwhy01: Not a homemade parachute video. In the first part of the video before he jumps you can see that his chute is tucked under his shoulder/waist strap. He was never going to be able to deploy that chute. View Quote Correct and not the first time this has been posted.
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Aimless Suburban pot bellied snow chicken Joined Sep 2001 Posts 313029 EE 100% (46) UT, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:02:06 PM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By jerrwhy01: Not a homemade parachute video. In the first part of the video before he jumps you can see that his chute is tucked under his shoulder/waist strap. He was never going to be able to deploy that chute. View Quote Who am I supposed to believe, you or Alex Jones?
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QUACK32 Member Joined Aug 2012 Posts 6594 EE 100% (1) VA, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:02:58 PM EDT [#10] Are you OK Reggie?
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CoyoteGray Jack Of All Trades Joined Dec 2001 Posts 8918 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:04:01 PM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By Spleenless-Dave: For sale: Homemade parachute. Only used once. View Quote Technically, never used. New condition.
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Aimless Suburban pot bellied snow chicken Joined Sep 2001 Posts 313030 EE 100% (46) UT, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:04:14 PM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By tortilla-flats: Correct and not the first time this has been posted. View Quote The other times were inferior.
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JackRebney Little Lebowski Urban Achiever Joined Mar 2010 Posts 21369 EE 100% (15) WA, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:05:19 PM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By jerrwhy01: Not a homemade parachute video. In the first part of the video before he jumps you can see that his chute is tucked under his shoulder/waist strap. He was never going to be able to deploy that chute. View Quote Yeah, we did this a few months ago.
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chmodx Medium speed, some drag Joined Feb 2012 Posts 25794 EE 100% (90) USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:05:54 PM EDT [#14]

CanaryCamaro Joined Jul 2020 Posts 3205 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:06:07 PM EDT [#15] He ain’t gonna do that again.

11boomboom Member Joined Oct 2020 Posts 8414 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:06:36 PM EDT [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By jerrwhy01: Not a homemade parachute video. In the first part of the video before he jumps you can see that his chute is tucked under his shoulder/waist strap. He was never going to be able to deploy that chute. View Quote Attached File
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giantpune Joined Sep 2016 Posts 11205 EE 100% (21) GA, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:06:57 PM EDT [#17] Yep. We did this video back when it first happened. Not home made. This is what happens when you put on your gear wrong because you're in a hurry because you're breaking the rules, daredeviling on somebody else's property.

LurchAddams Large Member Joined May 2007 Posts 50671 EE 100% (28) USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:09:58 PM EDT [#18] None of the usual suspects here have blamed Trump yet?
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Ambridge77 Member Joined Nov 2020 Posts 13581 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:10:42 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By giantpune: Yep. We did this video back when it first happened. Not home made. This is what happens when you put on your gear wrong because you're in a hurry because you're breaking the rules, daredeviling on somebody else's property. View Quote
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Posted: 5/13/2024 7:15:32 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By jerrwhy01:
Not a homemade parachute video.

In the first part of the video before he jumps you can see that his chute is tucked under his shoulder/waist strap. He was never going to be able to deploy that chute.

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Yea saw that plus he started to jump with the strap between his legs. Of course he probably had no training and who knows how the chute was packed.

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JarheadPatriot Mover of Electrons Joined Jan 2006 Posts 30274 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:19:26 PM EDT [#21] Wow. People are crazy, yo!
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klutz347 Member Joined Jan 2001 Posts 36984 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:25:37 PM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By JarheadPatriot: Wow. People are ~~crazy~~ stupid, yo! View Quote FIFA
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tortilla-flats Let's Go Joined Oct 2001 Posts 23978 EE 100% (109) TX, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:27:28 PM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By Aimless: The other times were inferior. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By Aimless: Originally Posted By tortilla-flats: Correct and not the first time this has been posted. The other times were inferior.
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Ambridge77 Member Joined Nov 2020 Posts 13582 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:30:42 PM EDT [#24] My homemade parachute was a trashbag when I BASE jumped off the roof of our 2-story house when I was 13. I landed in some bushes. No cellphone videos back then.
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1975 Member Joined Jan 2011 Posts 27339 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:31:43 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By Gingerbreadman: That's about as bad as that guy that jumped off the Eiffel tower with that big coat. View Quote “Franz, what the heck were you thinking?”

Frank_B Grouchy Old Fart Joined May 2013 Posts 35849 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:32:49 PM EDT [#26] THUNK!
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denverdan Member Joined Mar 2010 Posts 20645 EE 100% (4) CO, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:33:05 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By Ambridge77: My homemade parachute was a trashbag when I BASE jumped off the roof of our 2-story house when I was 13. I landed in some bushes. No cellphone videos back then. View Quote Mine was a bedsheet. Didn’t really work out.

California_Kid Something something of the something Joined Jan 2001 Posts 81580 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:34:11 PM EDT [#28] Well, that was stupid.
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MADMAXXX Member Joined Oct 2020 Posts 5594 EE 0% (0) THA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:34:18 PM EDT [#29] He did this here in Pattaya Thailand. He died doing what he loved.

crownvic96 Joined Oct 2008 Posts 37738 EE 100% (2) AL, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:34:22 PM EDT [#30] Oh yeah we covered it when it happened. https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Base-jumper-s-fatal-mistake/5-2703109/

uafgrad Member Joined Jul 2002 Posts 38600 EE 100% (261) ID, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:35:09 PM EDT [#31] One small jump for man, one smaller, though messier divot in the asphalt
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pdm Team Member Joined Jan 2001 Posts 26647 EE 100% (169) TN, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:35:56 PM EDT [Last Edit: pdm] [#32] I have to admit that made me chuckle……drogue chute just chugging along with a slight flapping sound, no main and then and audible splat, some chick screams on the ground and his buddy goes "oh fuck"! LOL!!
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bcw107 RIP SSG Juan M Solorio Joined May 2002 Posts 51635 EE 100% (59) TX, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:36:19 PM EDT [#33] Reminds me of the old paratrooper toys with the plastic parachutes.
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SuperHeavy Joined Aug 2023 Posts 1427 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:37:07 PM EDT [#34] So did the helmet work?

wvfarrier Member Joined Dec 2008 Posts 4938 EE 100% (98) USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:38:24 PM EDT [#35] Well......crap

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Originally Posted By CoyoteGray:

Technically, never used. New condition.

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Originally Posted By CoyoteGray:

Originally Posted By Spleenless-Dave:
For sale: Homemade parachute. Only used once.

Technically, never used. New condition.

Note: some small blood and poop stains, should not affect performance.. selling for a friend.
Make offer.

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MotorMouth Sapient Primate Joined Oct 2008 Posts 68461 EE 100% (13) BIH	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:44:26 PM EDT [#37] If you're going to be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
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paul463 Member Joined Oct 2006 Posts 16117 EE 100% (3) WI, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:46:00 PM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By Gingerbreadman: That's about as bad as that guy that jumped off the Eiffel tower with that big coat. View Quote That guy was a pioneer that gave his life for science. This guy is/was just a retard.

offctr Joined Aug 2001 Posts 7841 EE 100% (24) PA, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:51:53 PM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By SuperHeavy: So did the helmet work? View Quote Yeah --probably made sure he stayed alive and conscious long enough to really appreciate the impact and the pain before he bled out.

Homernomer Joined Feb 2017 Posts 13779 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 7:55:36 PM EDT [#40] Where's the video from the way down?

50cal Useful posts.....13 Joined Nov 2000 Posts 54567 EE 100% (224) TN, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 8:00:55 PM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By Ambridge77: My homemade parachute was a trashbag when I BASE jumped off the roof of our 2-story house when I was 13. I landed in some bushes. No cellphone videos back then. View Quote I used a bed sheet. No bushes around our house. Learned about the PLF real quick.
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Jack-of-Hearts Greybeard Joined Oct 2006 Posts 23464 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 8:01:31 PM EDT [#42] I jumped off wall with an umbrella when I was a kid. Got the idea off a cartoon. Like the guy in the video, I had the airborne spirit but lacked maturity and the proper equipment.
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Meat-Hook Member Joined Nov 2000 Posts 879 EE 0% (0) NV, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 8:03:54 PM EDT [#43] "Why do Parachutists wear helmets? I mean,..if the Parachute doesn't open what does it matter" - Jerry Seinfeld

Aimless Suburban pot bellied snow chicken Joined Sep 2001 Posts 313032 EE 100% (46) UT, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 8:07:00 PM EDT [Last Edit: Aimless] [#44] Quote History View Quote
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14Karat Joined Nov 2002 Posts 8006 EE 100% (8) FL, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 8:11:05 PM EDT [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By Aimless: View Quote Me too.

Ambridge77 Member Joined Nov 2020 Posts 13583 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 8:11:12 PM EDT [#46] Originally Posted By denverdan: Mine was a bedsheet. Didn’t really work out. View Quote Originally Posted By 50cal: I used a bed sheet. No bushes around our house. Learned about the PLF real quick. View Quote
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chmodx Medium speed, some drag Joined Feb 2012 Posts 25798 EE 100% (90) USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 8:17:00 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By Aimless: View Quote

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Posted: 5/13/2024 8:20:03 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By SuperHeavy:
So did the helmet work?

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I used to be on a state DOT Bridge Maintenance Crew. One day I encountered some cops trying to look in the bushes and blackberries next to a bridge. When I asked what they were looking for they said “The helmet of the guy who died on his motorcycle yesterday.”

“How do you know he was wearing a helmet?” I asked.

“Because his head wasn’t all fucked up!”

buckshot_jim Callsign: Double Barrel Joined May 2007 Posts 59287 EE 100% (17) TX, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 8:20:11 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
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Clarinath Member Joined Oct 2010 Posts 28124 EE 100% (3) WI, USA	Posted: 5/13/2024 8:47:50 PM EDT [#50] Stop being a troll. It wasn’t home made, he just didn’t put it on properly…
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