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Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:48:32 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JK_Pyre:
At a pirate game. They losing.
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Arrrrrrrrrgh.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:48:51 PM EST
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Man. I'm thirsty.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:51:31 PM EST
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Tonight in a nutshell:






6 Franck Pourcel - High noon
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:52:20 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


Too thicc, plus the snake is everweight
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


Too thicc, plus the snake is everweight


That's how we know youse a transplant. That be an America 6.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:52:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:

She likes like Alabama black snake
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:

She likes like Alabama black snake


My ass hurts.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:53:04 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:

At least her butt counterbalances her boobs.
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Originally Posted By MarkNH:


Too thicc, plus the snake is everweight

At least her butt counterbalances her boobs.


Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:53:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:

Wanna touch her anaconda?
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Originally Posted By MarkNH:


Too thicc, plus the snake is everweight

At least her butt counterbalances her boobs.

Wanna touch her anaconda?


Plz no.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:54:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Make tbro clean again.
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RIP your plumbing.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:54:35 PM EST
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Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
Lawd.
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Osama bin lawdin.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:55:32 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
Lawd.

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Got dam. Diamond in a snow storm hoss.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:55:57 PM EST
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Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
If it’s an OBS, that’s every county boys dream
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That's a goot 10-4 buddy.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:56:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
G'day mates
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Oi! G'day.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:56:55 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
"Flushable" wipes are anything but. Bane of our existence on ships dealing with this crap in the vacuum sewage system.
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See? What i said. Cost me my M16A2 last time.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:57:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


and then you have all the countries where there is a squat hole in the floor or a trash can full of used shit tickets.
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
"Flushable" wipes are anything but. Bane of our existence on ships dealing with this crap in the vacuum sewage system.


and then you have all the countries where there is a squat hole in the floor or a trash can full of used shit tickets.


But your beloved curry.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:57:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:
Bathroom addition Saga continues….

The ductwork is directly below where either the shower or toilet needs to have their drains.

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Damn. That's asinine.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:59:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be. But half the bee has got to be, vis-à-vis its entity – d'you see? But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?
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Man you sure do talk pretty.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:00:26 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
It's a cold and rainy day so I'm drinking a margarita while watching a movie with the kids on the big screen then I'm making a batch of (non-Texan) chili for dinner (plus enough to vacuum seal for another 4 dinners).

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Tequila or mescal?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:01:00 PM EST
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Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:01:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By smokedoff:
Back in my day, I’d be on that like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm.
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Uphill, both ways
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:02:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:

Giant Latina mommy milkers.
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:
Originally Posted By JustHK:
SPS today I found out my former Field training officer (hot Latina muscle mommy) from when I was a cop was put on the revocation list (can never be a cop again) for fucking dudes she was training. My actual reaction to this -
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We need pics of this former training officer

Giant Latina mommy milkers.


Yes please
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:02:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
Alabama black snake
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Again, ass pain.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:03:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
A camel?  U wanna be VP of some arab country?
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Originally Posted By JustHK:
I'll slap your bishass and then smoke a camel.
A camel?  U wanna be VP of some arab country?


Non filtered camels fuck.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:04:51 PM EST
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:
Messican for lunch

Left over Messican for dinner
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I didn't know you cared.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:05:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


British bacon sandwich for breakfast.

Roast wagyu sirloin tip roast with duck fat roast potatoes, carrots, green beans, Yorkshire puddings and gravy for dinner, I picked to the carrots and green beans from a local farmstand this morning.
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:
Messican for lunch

Left over Messican for dinner


British bacon sandwich for breakfast.

Roast wagyu sirloin tip roast with duck fat roast potatoes, carrots, green beans, Yorkshire puddings and gravy for dinner, I picked to the carrots and green beans from a local farmstand this morning.


I'll empty your house, leave you like a $2 bill.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:07:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:
KNow what else we are?
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What's that Clark?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:07:42 PM EST
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:
WE ARE PAGE 11
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I don't think I'll make it to 15.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:07:55 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:

Tired?
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
Originally Posted By alphajaguars:
KNow what else we are?

Tired?


Well duh.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:08:36 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Rickesis:
My daughter was accepted into the gifted and talented program at school.  I'm so dang proud of her.  She's such a hard worker.
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Congrats!
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:09:06 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:

Fuck society
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
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Originally Posted By Rickesis:
My daughter was accepted into the gifted and talented program at school.  I'm so dang proud of her.  She's such a hard worker.


remember, HK was as well...



Me too, 6th grade.  At least I'm not a drain on society.  

Fuck society


Sideways.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:09:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By smokedoff:
What’s up guys
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Well, you asked...

Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:09:54 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:

You looking for a weinering?
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
Originally Posted By smokedoff:
And hk

You looking for a weinering?


Just an average one.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:20:34 PM EST
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Where's the gravy?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:20:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
Gawd damn you’re white.
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Sad white.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:21:01 PM EST
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Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
I was sad there was no gravy
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Yeah no.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:21:39 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


Southern breakfast gravy is like lumpy cum, prove me wrong
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
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I was sad there was no gravy

That would be next level


Southern breakfast gravy is like lumpy cum, prove me wrong


I can leave you bfast after I rob you, before I leave
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:22:31 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Kids love to help cook dinner and learn how to cook. Tonight James is assisting with chicken piccata over gluten free pasta, tomorrow is Victoria’s turn to assist with chicken curry, rice, samosas, and garlic naan bread.

No tendies for us (this week).
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That's awesome. Goals.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:23:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
This weekend my wife and I (mid 30s) got a sitter for the kids and went out for a date night. As we were enjoying our night I ordered us a second bottle of wine. Eventually the conversation turned to some fun questions regarding fantasies or things one of us would want to try as we’ve been talking about spicing things up after 8 years of marriage and raising children.

Anyways, this is where things took a turn. I stupidly asked her the question of if she had ever done an*l before, to which she told me her and her ex never tried it because he was “much bigger “ and it would not have been possible. I guess she saw the look on my face and apologized and tried to smooth it over but it kinda shook me. Her and this guy remained friends after they split up and now I’m feeling insecure, jealous, self conscious. Am I overreacting to this? I’m definitely above average in this department, but it still rattles me.
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Yes but how's your asshole and how much do you love hers?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:24:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Inspector2211:
It was pretty rough but I survived. Hopefully tomorrow is a little more like normal.
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A/C is nice.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:26:26 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
and another new page gets made.
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When mom and dad love each other very much.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:27:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Rickesis:
When my 1st wife takes my daughter to school, she's there when the before-school program opens at 6AM.  On the days that she drops her off and I pick her up, she's at school just shy of 12 hours.  It really sucks.
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I'm sorry. Just be present and engage. All you can do.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:28:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Rickesis:
That's year-round, too.
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Man I got stories. One involves DCFS.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:28:58 PM EST
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:


Have you tried Valtrex?
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It seems like I’ve had it forever, but I know it’s still fresh. Getting old can be a real downer


Have you tried Valtrex?


Oh shit, here we go.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:31:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Rickesis:
ChatGPT is confused right now.
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W3 broke it.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:32:01 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
Jesuseffinchrist.jpg
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Amen.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:32:21 PM EST
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Originally Posted By creeper45:

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Originally Posted By jdubya87:
Originally Posted By Rickesis:
Some of you guys will get that on the drive home.


Creeper roll?



What you Bring?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:33:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Somebody I know all excited , got a great deal on a kayak trailer !


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But it rode like ass on the way home , they taking it back

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Big yikes lol
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:33:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
It took 4 months to hit 100 on the last one
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Originally Posted By jdubya87:
How is this not 15 pages yet?

Gotta go move shit. BRB. Maybe. Depends on how much Beam.
It took 4 months to hit 100 on the last one


Y'all.  I'm here now. Get the crew together. 200 pages a week.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:34:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:

Long as it ain’t bigger than mine
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:
Originally Posted By JustHK:
I don’t like pickles


What about pickle surprises?

Long as it ain’t bigger than mine


No promises hoss.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 10:35:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By johnnypantz:


She’s not wrong
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:


Yeah, you may wanna get tested.


She’s not wrong


Roll tide and take this seriously folks.
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