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1057 Member Joined Apr 2012 Posts 30642 EE 100% (67) TX, USA	Posted: 12/2/2019 11:56:11 PM EST [#1]

BobRoberts 65% more bullet Joined Jun 2008 Posts 12553 EE 100% (692) IA, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 12:08:57 AM EST [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By DK-Prof: It's interesting to note that the U.S. government has banned the importation of Narwal tusks since the 1970s. What are they afraid of? Why am I not allowed to have a Narwal tusk to protect against muslim terrorism? View Quote That you will turn into a round for your Carl Gustav?
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waterglass

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Originally Posted By PFran42:

Joe Biden says the darndest things Cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-A4VrEUyyI

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Tucker: Russian collusion is not a real story

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Ukraine President DEFENDS Trump Again, Says No QUID PRO QUO, Says He Doesn't Understand Impeachment

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Tactical_Spartan Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 7364 EE 0% (0) IA, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 9:04:37 AM EST [#7] Attached File
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DarkStar ...Say When... Joined Nov 2000 Posts 11722 EE 100% (29) MI, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 10:34:04 AM EST [#8]
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PWA_Commando Your Mom says she likes my Member Joined Nov 2014 Posts 2907 EE 0% (0) CT, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 11:25:27 AM EST [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By Tactical_Spartan: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/374309/Cone_of_shame_jpg-1182159.JPG View Quote
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Tactical_Spartan Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 7370 EE 0% (0) IA, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 2:13:43 PM EST [#11] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Stop repeat offenders - Don't re-elect them!

RustedAce Caesar of Soda Joined Jan 2004 Posts 41270 EE 100% (40) LA, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 2:26:27 PM EST [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By Tactical_Spartan: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/374309/AK_jpg-1182424.JPG View Quote It doesnt though. People even use the trope of "That wasnt real socialism!(Russian AK)" to defend it when it inevitably falls apart.
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Chris_in_TX Thread KIller! Joined May 2001 Posts 6982 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 3:14:59 PM EST [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By Toblerone: http://i.imgur.com/jOn6M7v.png View Quote Cursive writing is analog encryption.
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Posted: 12/3/2019 3:22:29 PM EST

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LOL I was a swift driver. So true.

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nickmemphis Grammatik Faschist-Yes that's me in the hat Joined Jun 2017 Posts 34760 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 4:29:02 PM EST [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://preview.redd.it/lfx91kqezny31.jpg?width=580&auto=webp&s=07f52acd340eb159c7b6a79a8b566b0c5ce30edb View Quote She's right, you know. When 1/4 of 7 billion people are in prison/jail in the US, that will definitely be a problem. Get back with me then. Only 1,450,000,000 get there.
	What may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. Nothing makes a man's jollies feel more secure than a big bore handgun protecting the goods. Justabulletaway

GiggleSmith A Deplorable and Proud Infidel Joined Apr 2003 Posts 84823 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 5:16:29 PM EST [#16] NPC University Charlie's Angels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUvebGP0ig4
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waterglass FEEEELS GOOOOOD MAN!!!! Joined Oct 2012 Posts 49745 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 6:30:53 PM EST [Last Edit: waterglass] [#18] Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb4-Vikgrxc This is What Happens When You Criticize the Police in China https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1gJ0_Pz7qI Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko3Xt_K2Wy4
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Mister_H Crisis Acting Coach Joined Aug 2005 Posts 13866 EE 100% (41) USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 7:22:05 PM EST [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By RustedAce: It doesnt though. People even use the trope of "That wasnt real socialism!(Russian AK)" to defend it when it inevitably falls apart. View Quote Socialism belongs in a garbage can.

KTM300XCW Member Joined Apr 2010 Posts 5557 EE 100% (325) TX, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 7:46:37 PM EST [#20] Attached File
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KTM300XCW Member Joined Apr 2010 Posts 5558 EE 100% (325) TX, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 8:03:55 PM EST [#21] Attached File
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GiggleSmith A Deplorable and Proud Infidel Joined Apr 2003 Posts 84834 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 9:11:16 PM EST [#22]
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Torqued Constitutional Insurgent Joined Jul 2006 Posts 16363 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 9:29:58 PM EST [#23]
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icemann0 So Much WIN! MAGA 2020 Joined Jan 2009 Posts 8656 EE 100% (10) TX, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 10:03:38 PM EST [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By Scott-S6: Link View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By Scott-S6: Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack: Desperately need a narwhal horn bayonet 3D print file. Link Attached File
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armoredman Member Joined Jul 2013 Posts 3662 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 10:35:04 PM EST [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By GiggleSmith: https://www.daybydaycartoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/120419.jpg View Quote One of my very favorite internet cartoons, Chris Muir rocks.

Chris_in_TX Thread KIller! Joined May 2001 Posts 6984 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 12/3/2019 10:56:35 PM EST [#27]
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DarkStar ...Say When... Joined Nov 2000 Posts 11728 EE 100% (29) MI, USA	Posted: 12/4/2019 6:22:41 AM EST [#28]
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waterglass

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Originally Posted By DarkStar:

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Hedge fund forced Cabela's merger, decimated jobs in Sidney, Nebraska

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Trump Mocks France's Macron To HIS FACE In Front Of The Press

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1B692oraQ

Twitter Suspends me for Ridiculing Circumcision With Satire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxS64JH98IQ

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redseacraft Member Joined Oct 2008 Posts 7753 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 12/4/2019 7:51:11 AM EST [#30] Who is this guy? Quote History Originally Posted By KTM300XCW: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/241166/cenk-800x400_jpg-1182906.JPG View Quote

AgeOne Member Joined Oct 2012 Posts 12677 EE 0% (0) NM, USA	Posted: 12/4/2019 9:29:44 AM EST [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By redseacraft: Who is this guy? View Quote a turkey fucker from goat, or a goat fucker from turkey... something like that. I get them confused. either way he likes fucking animals. search "TYT election night meltdown" for more information.

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Originally Posted By AgeOne:
a turkey fucker from goat, or a goat fucker from turkey... something like that.

I get them confused. either way he likes fucking animals.

search "TYT election night meltdown" for more information.

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Originally Posted By AgeOne:

Originally Posted By redseacraft:
Who is this guy?

a turkey fucker from goat, or a goat fucker from turkey... something like that.

I get them confused. either way he likes fucking animals.

search "TYT election night meltdown" for more information.

Cenk Uygur from the Young Turds. He's running for Congress.

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nickmemphis

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Posted: 12/4/2019 9:43:18 AM EST

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Originally Posted By waterglass:

Behold the fart that presaged the great Schiffpushing Schiff got today and bask in the glow of prophetic rapture chums!! Schiff's Schiffpushing was so traumatic to the timelines that its temporal reverberations manifested from Swallowswell's hepussy on live TV hours before! The Nunes bunkerbuster penetrated and obliterated Schiff's second, third and fourth walls! Adam Schiff's ass hasn't been wrecked like that since he had to stop hanging out with his Serial killing friend Ed Buck's harem of Meth addicted young black male prostitutes. Praise Kek! FEELS GOOD MAN!

NUNES: “I yield to Mr. Schiff for story time hour.”

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nickmemphis Grammatik Faschist-Yes that's me in the hat Joined Jun 2017 Posts 34785 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 12/4/2019 10:41:44 AM EST [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By SnoopisTDI: The brits were actually trying to dissuade fire extinguisher use several years ago. I don't know how far they went, but they seriously wanted to get rid of them and leave calling the FD as the only option. View Quote Attached File
	What may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. Nothing makes a man's jollies feel more secure than a big bore handgun protecting the goods. Justabulletaway

nickmemphis

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Posted: 12/4/2019 10:45:07 AM EST

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Originally Posted By loon_138:
Since you seem like a guy that might know how to procure the finer things, do you by chance know how one might go about buying a previously imported tusk? Would be a sweet, functional art piece

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Originally Posted By loon_138:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
It's interesting to note that the U.S. government has banned the importation of Narwal tusks since the 1970s.

What are they afraid of? Why am I not allowed to have a Narwal tusk to protect against muslim terrorism?

Since you seem like a guy that might know how to procure the finer things, do you by chance know how one might go about buying a previously imported tusk? Would be a sweet, functional art piece

Narwhals : animated music video : MrWeebl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

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Nothing makes a man's jollies feel more secure than a big bore handgun protecting the goods. Justabulletaway

rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 10738 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 12/4/2019 11:10:27 AM EST [#36] Attached File Not sure if it counts as a meme, but there it is.
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RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 12665 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/4/2019 11:10:33 AM EST [#37]

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Roost426 Member Joined Jan 2013 Posts 3480 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 12/4/2019 4:48:32 PM EST [#40] Attached File

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TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 10783 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 12/4/2019 6:13:26 PM EST [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By rcav8r: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/85434/iron_sights_jpg-1183353.JPG Not sure if it counts as a meme, but there it is. View Quote I've got a set on my yeet cannon.
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RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 12668 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/4/2019 6:21:51 PM EST [#44] Commie Pinko Faggot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ_b0iBRhgA

GreyHat Joined Mar 2005 Posts 12095 EE 0% (0) NM, USA	Posted: 12/4/2019 6:37:21 PM EST [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By mardoc: Said no liberal, ever. View Quote Now do conservatives.

BikerNut Scooter Joined Jul 2008 Posts 16199 EE 100% (1) IL, USA	Posted: 12/4/2019 6:53:33 PM EST [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://preview.redd.it/1q143fkx45241.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=83ba2d88ed31870e9573ccd3d0864367fd61985a View Quote 87 LOL's.
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