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Posted: 11/16/2018 10:58:23 PM EDT
... that we have health insurance.
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OP had one job. And failed
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As usual, FPNI
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:00:17 PM EDT
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Yo, you needs to get sum of dat Obamacare, muddafucka!
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:00:34 PM EDT
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Damn man! One more time that fpni! Pics or it didn’t happen!
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:02:12 PM EDT
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They're octogenarians, you really want pics?
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Ummm, you must not recognize the screen name.
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Wow OP your wife is hot
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:10:20 PM EDT
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If you want I'll come bang your wife in front of you op. Just putting it out in case that's a fantasy of yours too. I'll even roll the dice pre pic, although I'm sure she's a lovely lady.
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Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:14:12 PM EDT
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Sucks for you, my job pays for my health insurance.
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:14:13 PM EDT
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Well I guess we have to only tell original jokes from now on.  Jeez, some people...
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:16:01 PM EDT
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You should have her dress up as an medical claims adjuster. Then she can slap you and spit in your face. For free.
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:19:02 PM EDT
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FPNI
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:19:49 PM EDT
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Free gov't provided health care found Here.
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:21:07 PM EDT
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Sexagenarians, to be exact. And neither of us sexy.
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My wife dresses as a nurse twice a week, right before she goes to work.
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What does she wear to work the other 5 days?
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:26:50 PM EDT
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Easy cowboy

Oops quoted wrong dude!
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:29:22 PM EDT
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Yeah, Arfcommers who cruise on Reddit are assholes.
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:32:14 PM EDT
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See any other good jokes on reddit?
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:32:35 PM EDT
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You in the nurse outfit?  

Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:34:27 PM EDT
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Clicked hoping for a "milking prostate" thread... I'm leaving disappointed.
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:37:42 PM EDT
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Say wha, fuh dat noise yo, dos muthas needst tah get dat Medicaid yo.
Link Posted: 11/16/2018 11:56:31 PM EDT
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Boo this man! Boooooo!
Link Posted: 11/17/2018 12:02:31 AM EDT
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This.

Link Posted: 11/17/2018 12:09:07 AM EDT
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Bad reddit x-post is bad.
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Yep and you get free work clothes as well.
Link Posted: 11/17/2018 12:13:45 AM EDT
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Get you some of that Obamacare.
Link Posted: 11/17/2018 12:15:03 AM EDT
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There's a member here who has dressed up as a nurse for Halloween.
Link Posted: 11/17/2018 1:13:11 AM EDT
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LOL

Was not expecting that
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FIFY
Link Posted: 11/17/2018 11:11:55 AM EDT
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Did she change your diaper?
Link Posted: 11/17/2018 12:00:51 PM EDT
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It's ok OP, this next election there will be blue sign the likes of which God hasn't even seen.

No point in throwing your vote away. Just vote Bernie.
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this is the first time in history we've paid someone NOT to dress up as a nurse fantasy.
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