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Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:26:29 PM EDT
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You should give him the keys to a car,$1000 and a pistol. There are many life decisions he could make with these things and many of them would make for great GD posts.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:26:52 PM EDT
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What does him being black have to do with the story?
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It wouldn't be a troll thread without it.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:26:53 PM EDT
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For the next couple days. He’s a good kid and trying to improve his life.  What life advice would you give him?
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Join Navy, go for something in medical corps.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:27:48 PM EDT
[#4]
Good question OP. How about some talk about attendance, effort & attendance...
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:28:14 PM EDT
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I second this idea!
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:28:20 PM EDT
[#6]
First off, the correct term is "currently experiencing houselessness" you cis shitlords.

Secondly, a question: did OP bring this dude home hoping to fuck, or get fucked?

Finally, is OP the "milk-swollen breasts" guy from a couple years back?
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:28:21 PM EDT
[#7]
don't fucking trust fucking whitey
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:28:32 PM EDT
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Stay alert stay alive.


You're back now?
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He wouldn’t know...
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:28:34 PM EDT
[#9]
Bruh.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:28:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:28:43 PM EDT
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Sounds like the plot to a couple episodes of The First 48.
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I think every criminal docuseries has several episodes where some dummy took in a misguided homeless youth and ended up raped and beaten to death. GOOD LUCK, OP.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:28:53 PM EDT
[#12]
Hope you don't have anything valuable around the house.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:29:03 PM EDT
[#13]
Don't let him stay longer than two weeks.  In most states at 30 days he will establish residency and if you want him out you'll have to evict him.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:29:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:29:33 PM EDT
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Having worked at a grocery store in Austin with a large homeless contingent you could not pay me enough money to take a homeless person in

fuck that shit
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I think you just ID'd the plan
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:29:55 PM EDT
[#16]
Ask him if he's seen Full Metal Jacket

Full Metal Jacket _ Sickle Cell
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:30:28 PM EDT
[#17]
I literally have nothing but love for such of us.  I also memba the parable of the scorpion and the frog.  Do you memba?  I memba.


Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:30:39 PM EDT
[#18]
With the benefit of him being homeless, when you two break-up you can drop him off anywhere.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:30:44 PM EDT
[#19]
Is this the setup to some joke like the guy makes $200k but lives out of hotels due to his employment?
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:31:14 PM EDT
[#20]
Advice:
Don’t start a thread and then abandon it
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:31:54 PM EDT
[#21]
FPNI
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:32:03 PM EDT
[#22]
In before he steals your pineapple.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:32:15 PM EDT
[#23]
Bleach his skin like MJ. White privilege and all..
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:32:36 PM EDT
[#24]
First question should be…does he like beans or no beans?  

Thatll tell you a lot about him
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:33:07 PM EDT
[#25]
"Safe thread" on a whole new level.

Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:33:28 PM EDT
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Honestly, iwouldntknow

Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:33:34 PM EDT
[#27]
My advice to him?  Get as much education as you can. Degrees, licenses, letters after your name. Focus and do it now before you have kids and a family. Good luck man.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:33:47 PM EDT
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Praise him for what he's doing well.
Tell him when it gets hard, push through.
Have him watch some inspirational videos about others pulling themselves out of the gutter.
Tell him he may have to start out with a job that sucks, but to keep at it and he'll work his way up. Maybe at the company he's at, or if the gov keeps paying people to stay home, plenty of jobs to be had and he can job hop up to better.
Tell him while it may sound tempting to let the gov take care of you with unemployment, he should have more respect for himself, and don't get under their boot because once you're under their boot of being their dependent and thinking you're a victim, you will be a victim. Don't accept that, demand and push for better, by building it himself with hard work.
He'll have hard times, and some failures, but he shouldn't let that get him down.
You gotta get back up on the horse, and in the long run, it will pay off, so don't be discouraged. It's not how you go down, it's how you get back up.
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Ok boomer
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:33:48 PM EDT
[#29]
Advise him to become a merchant mariner. If he works lots of overtime, he can be pulling in as much as $7,000 or $8,000 a month even as an apprentice. Further advise him to put most of that into savings. Within a couple years he's going to have a pretty good pile of cash. At that point he could start making wise investments. He can buy property. He can get into stocks. Below I'll link a video of a black guy who claims to have come from nothing and has managed to do quite well for himself doing what I discussed above:

How Much Does A Merchant Marine Make ? What Can You Expect To Make Sailing With SIU |*ACTUAL PROOF*



No college degrees needed, not even a squeaky clean record. This country really has unlimited opportunities for almost anyone that is willing to get up off their ass and seek to better themselves.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:34:40 PM EDT
[#30]
And now he knows where you live.

99.87% sure we're in a troll thread
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:35:33 PM EDT
[#31]
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

Good luck.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:36:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:36:34 PM EDT
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My advice would be don't let homeless dudes move in with you.
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For the next couple days. He’s a good kid and trying to improve his life.  What life advice would you give?


My advice would be don't let homeless dudes move in with you.

Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:38:30 PM EDT
[#34]
Is that you Dahmer? You gonna eat soon?
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:40:47 PM EDT
[#35]
Take personal responsibility for his life and his future

Don’t expect anyone to take care of you and you are not a victim just for being born black.

Acting like a victim makes you weaker.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:43:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:45:11 PM EDT
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Most people are homeless because of drugs and/or mental illness.

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Honestly there's no fucking way. I have a wife and kids, there's 100% no way I'd be able to go to sleep.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:45:27 PM EDT
[#38]
Thread would've been funnier if it was 20 6 year old homeless black kids.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:47:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:47:26 PM EDT
[#40]
Sleep with a butt plug tonight.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:50:29 PM EDT
[#41]
not murdering you in your sleep would be great advice
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:51:44 PM EDT
[#42]
I think OP is most likely in control of the situation. Good on you, OP.

My advice would be to take things Texans say with a grain of salt.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:51:55 PM EDT
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OP has adopted racebaiting into his posting it seems.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:53:01 PM EDT
[#44]
Have you seen that movie The Blindside?  Do that.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:53:20 PM EDT
[#45]
I have such high hopes for this thread….  But it must be troll.
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:54:40 PM EDT
[#46]
Stupid troll thread is stupid
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:54:52 PM EDT
[#47]
get a job
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:55:18 PM EDT
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Honestly there's no fucking way. I have a wife and kids, there's 100% no way I'd be able to go to sleep.
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Just based upon what was posted by the OP that could turn out to be a huge mistake of potentially life-ending proportions.


Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:56:43 PM EDT
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Are you planning on molesting him at some point?  That creepy dem donor in Cali liked to do that.   Bring in a homeless black guy, get him fucked up on meth and then he’d rape them.
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Plot twist! OP is Jefferey Dahmer!
Link Posted: 8/13/2021 10:59:17 PM EDT
[#50]
OP is dead
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