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Link Posted: 1/12/2022 3:25:57 AM EDT
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That's a much less cringey version of my whiskey joke.
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Like I like my scotch. Aged 18 years and mixed with Coke.

That's a much less cringey version of my whiskey joke.


You're both monsters for mixing good whiskey with a soft drink.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 3:28:32 AM EDT
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@midcap


Link Posted: 1/12/2022 3:33:06 AM EDT
[#3]
Like my steak

Satisfying and stored in the freezer.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 3:34:44 AM EDT
[#4]
I like my women like I like things with parachutes attached...retarded.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 3:49:42 AM EDT
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How I like nearly anything else:
Without another mans dick in it.
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Link Posted: 1/12/2022 3:53:36 AM EDT
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.....like my coffee.

Ground up and in the freezer.

/Sarcasm?
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 3:54:33 AM EDT
[#7]
I pick my women how I pick my furniture.

...whatever is left behind the frat house dumpster.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 4:02:46 AM EDT
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How I like my beer.

Without another man's dick in it.
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Link Posted: 1/12/2022 7:45:31 AM EDT
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Like my edc.

Loaded and ready to go bang.

Link Posted: 1/12/2022 7:59:16 AM EDT
[#10]
I'm gonna sit this one out
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 8:12:02 AM EDT
[#11]
I like my coffee like I like my women

Gone by 7:30
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 8:12:35 AM EDT
[#12]
A pin prick.
Ouch, that's smart.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 8:16:18 AM EDT
[#13]
Like my grilled cheese sandwiches - firm on the outside, warm and gooey on the inside, and oh so good to the mouth.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 8:17:25 AM EDT
[#14]
Like a sports car. Light, agile and topless.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 8:25:13 AM EDT
[#15]
I like my women like i like my coffee……..quiet
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 8:30:35 AM EDT
[#16]
icecream

Loaded with whiskey
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 8:31:24 AM EDT
[#17]
I like my women how I like my optics:

Cheap
not too bright
and made in China.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 8:33:28 AM EDT
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... my roads, smooth and curvy.
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... my roads, smooth and curvy.
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Twins?
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 9:16:39 AM EDT
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ewwwww.  Please tell me this is a parody post.  No legitimate normal human male could possibly find that elephant "hot".  Please tell me your joking right?
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 9:27:39 AM EDT
[#20]
Like my pretzels. Stick style.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 9:31:51 AM EDT
[#21]
Like my bars. Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 9:43:14 AM EDT
[#22]
I like my beer like I like my violence. Domestic
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 9:43:45 AM EDT
[#23]
I like mine like the pulp drying section of a paper mill:

Hot, nasty, and fast moving.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 9:48:20 AM EDT
[#24]
... like my tea: cold and bitter.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 9:53:56 AM EDT
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@midcap


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@midcap



Link Posted: 1/12/2022 9:54:39 AM EDT
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ewwwww.  Please tell me this is a parody post.  No legitimate normal human male could possibly find that elephant "hot".  Please tell me your joking right?
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ewwwww.  Please tell me this is a parody post.  No legitimate normal human male could possibly find that elephant "hot".  Please tell me your joking right?


y u no like?

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Link Posted: 1/12/2022 9:55:49 AM EDT
[#27]
I like my women how I like my coffee...


with no pubic hair.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 9:57:40 AM EDT
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Like my coffee, black with my cream in it.
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Link Posted: 1/12/2022 9:59:05 AM EDT
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It's already been said, but bears repeating:

I like my women how I like my coffee.  Dark and bitter.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:01:37 AM EDT
[#30]
Living somewhere else ...

Not gonna fall for it again.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:03:10 AM EDT
[#31]
I like my women like my guns.

Always ready for action, my finger on her trigger, well lubricated, smoking, and ok if a little dirty.

Bonus points if she can handle my over pressure rounds.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:03:26 AM EDT
[#32]
I like my women how I like my coffee.

I fuckin' hate coffee.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:09:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:10:42 AM EDT
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I like my women how I like my coffee.

I fuckin' hate coffee.
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ok RuPaul. You're still welcome here - just not in this thread!
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:11:43 AM EDT
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I like my women the way I like my butter;

warm, smooth, creamy and easy to spread.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:12:52 AM EDT
[#36]
...like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:20:24 AM EDT
[#37]
Cheese...

Low fat white American singles.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:22:03 AM EDT
[#38]
With a clean undercarriage and sturdy roof rack.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:41:05 AM EDT
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I like my women like covid, 19 and easily spread!
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boo this man
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:44:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:50:02 AM EDT
[#41]
I like my women how I like my SBR:
Small, slim, and ready to go at a moment's notice.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:51:54 AM EDT
[#42]
Like the one I dated who had a twin ..... people said how could I tell them apart ?

Easy Jill had perfectly painted fingernails , Bob had a dick.

Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:54:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/12/2022 10:57:28 AM EDT
[#44]
Like I like my coffee, sweet and tan.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 11:05:50 AM EDT
[#45]
My current model is a keepa....compact with nice headlghts.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 11:18:33 AM EDT
[#46]
Like Cuban Coffee, hot, dark, and full of energy.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 11:18:57 AM EDT
[#47]
...my metal- nice angles, a little dirty, and red hot!
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 11:43:58 AM EDT
[#48]
When I was younger, hot would do. Now that I've aged a bit, hot and successful is the way. The bipolars were fun, but not sustainable.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 11:45:34 AM EDT
[#49]
I like my women how i like my coffee,

Pale, sweet and goes down easy.
Link Posted: 1/12/2022 11:46:04 AM EDT
[#50]
I like my women how I like my salsa. Spicy!


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