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Quoted: That's a much less cringey version of my whiskey joke. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Like I like my scotch. Aged 18 years and mixed with Coke. That's a much less cringey version of my whiskey joke. You're both monsters for mixing good whiskey with a soft drink. |
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I like my women like I like things with parachutes attached...retarded.
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I pick my women how I pick my furniture.
...whatever is left behind the frat house dumpster. |
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Like my grilled cheese sandwiches - firm on the outside, warm and gooey on the inside, and oh so good to the mouth.
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I like my women how I like my optics:
Cheap not too bright and made in China. |
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Quoted: ... my roads, smooth and curvy. View Quote Quoted: ... my roads, smooth and curvy. View Quote Twins? |
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View Quote ewwwww. Please tell me this is a parody post. No legitimate normal human male could possibly find that elephant "hot". Please tell me your joking right? |
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I like mine like the pulp drying section of a paper mill:
Hot, nasty, and fast moving. |
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Quoted: ewwwww. Please tell me this is a parody post. No legitimate normal human male could possibly find that elephant "hot". Please tell me your joking right? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: ewwwww. Please tell me this is a parody post. No legitimate normal human male could possibly find that elephant "hot". Please tell me your joking right? y u no like? Attached File |
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It's already been said, but bears repeating:
I like my women how I like my coffee. Dark and bitter. |
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I like my women like my guns.
Always ready for action, my finger on her trigger, well lubricated, smoking, and ok if a little dirty. Bonus points if she can handle my over pressure rounds. |
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I like my women the way I like my butter;
warm, smooth, creamy and easy to spread. |
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I like my women how I like my SBR:
Small, slim, and ready to go at a moment's notice. |
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Like the one I dated who had a twin ..... people said how could I tell them apart ?
Easy Jill had perfectly painted fingernails , Bob had a dick. |
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When I was younger, hot would do. Now that I've aged a bit, hot and successful is the way. The bipolars were fun, but not sustainable.
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I like my women how i like my coffee,
Pale, sweet and goes down easy. |
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