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Posted: 9/16/2024 5:50:53 AM EST
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Have you ever had sex with a man , I’ve worked with a few Lesbos's in the past and they have told me they enjoy penetration just not with a man .
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Posted: 9/16/2024 5:57:27 AM EST
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Have you ever had sex with a man , I’ve worked with a few Lesbos's in the past and they have told me they enjoy penetration just not with a man .
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Posted: 9/16/2024 6:10:24 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Uh, you do realize that I'm joking.... But really, I have a sister who just turned 60 and while not a lesbian, I heard she gets her groove on with young boys  ETA: i dare not discuss "dating" with her cuz I don't know the details or mechanics. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Annnnd, this is where I call "troll"...cuz no way older lesbians want sex as a priority. Most wanna just sit around, hold hands and talk about feeeeings all day.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW9ldyS9qHEShoot, even most straight women fall into that crap as they age. If OP is a troll shes playing the long con because she has talked about being a lesbian on here for 20+ years, and she posted pics of herself when she got her last knee replacement. Uh, you do realize that I'm joking.... But really, I have a sister who just turned 60 and while not a lesbian, I heard she gets her groove on with young boys ETA: i dare not discuss "dating" with her cuz I don't know the details or mechanics. You may not want to know the details! Local woman, probably 60ish, divorced, bit of a boozer, hired young guys (20-somethings) to "help with yard work", which appeared to be grooming them for other "work". She eventually had a series of young guys "renting a room" from her. Not a whale but not exactly attractive, just a raunchy old cougar. |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 6:22:22 AM EST
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Join date, post count.
Also gayer than cum on a mustache, but OP glad you found someone. |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 6:25:52 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m not judging, but not gonna lie…I just threw up a little. I guess you can add lesbians to the list of cross fitters, vegans, and Navy SEALs. They’re gonna let you know, whether you wanted to or not. Okay, if you tasted a little vomit...it's the cedar smell, isn't it? Going down on a coochie that smells like cedar would take some getting used to, but certainly not enough to make a man puke. Hey, at least the damn thing is slicked off. Wouldn't it be worse if it smelled like cedar AND was all grizzled and matted up like an old wormy mare's tail? |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 6:29:02 AM EST
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Quote HistoryThat's mean. OP is happy with Granny Clampett, and now you've gone and made her lust after hot young sloots. |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 6:48:14 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's mean. OP is happy with Granny Clampett, and now you've gone and made her lust after hot young sloots. I love the smell of fresh cut cedar |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 6:58:36 AM EST
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I missed most of the thread so I don't know if anybody else made the joke about roasting beans.
I'm not surprised that old women like sex. My mom is 73 and I cringe at how much she talks about it. |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 7:06:37 AM EST
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WTF is this forum coming to?
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Posted: 9/16/2024 7:06:49 AM EST
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Posted: 9/16/2024 7:15:42 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I love the smell of fresh cut cedar And moth balls. |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 7:24:24 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: WTF is this forum coming to? Dude, you ain't seen nothing yet. You missed the West Texas Granny Tranny, TheWind, a swinging pool party invite, a couple Cockpocalypses and a lot more. |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 8:07:18 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude, you ain't seen nothing yet. You missed the West Texas Granny Tranny, TheWind, a swinging pool party invite, a couple Cockpocalypses and a lot more. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: WTF is this forum coming to? Dude, you ain't seen nothing yet. You missed the West Texas Granny Tranny, TheWind, a swinging pool party invite, a couple Cockpocalypses and a lot more. https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/ARFCOM-101/5-872990/&page=23#i89387537 |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 8:13:06 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'll bet the gays care that they are conservative. The way some people (gay) react if you don't conform to the handbook is crazy. Could be, I’ve never asked the question |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 8:14:57 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I know it sucks just as bad, I had a coworker going through it. She was not the mother, her soon to be ex wife was. She got hammered with child support, had to give her new truck to the wife and was generally fucked over financially just like guys usually are. Marriage is a contract no matter who is involved and at least one person usually gets screwed when it ends. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce?  I know it sucks just as bad, I had a coworker going through it. She was not the mother, her soon to be ex wife was. She got hammered with child support, had to give her new truck to the wife and was generally fucked over financially just like guys usually are. Marriage is a contract no matter who is involved and at least one person usually gets screwed when it ends. Here's where I get lost in 'gay' female divorce. How do the courts decide which female to screw over? Roll dice? I mean come on, there's no man to screw over so who gets it dry and dirty? |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 8:16:43 AM EST
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Posted: 9/16/2024 8:34:47 AM EST
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Posted: 9/16/2024 8:47:30 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce? I've heard through semi reliable sources that you go out into the woods, yell " I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee" then throw dog crap on their shoes and that's the end of it |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 9:06:59 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Here's where I get lost in 'gay' female divorce. How do the courts decide which female to screw over? Roll dice? I mean come on, there's no man to screw over so who gets it dry and dirty? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce? I know it sucks just as bad, I had a coworker going through it. She was not the mother, her soon to be ex wife was. She got hammered with child support, had to give her new truck to the wife and was generally fucked over financially just like guys usually are. Marriage is a contract no matter who is involved and at least one person usually gets screwed when it ends. Here's where I get lost in 'gay' female divorce. How do the courts decide which female to screw over? Roll dice? I mean come on, there's no man to screw over so who gets it dry and dirty? Wouldn’t it be whoever has the better job? Idk. |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 9:16:01 AM EST
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I cannot imagine how hard it must be to date as an even slightly conservative gay person.
Glad you found someone you enjoy spending your time with OP |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 9:16:29 AM EST
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Posted: 9/16/2024 9:37:27 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Okay, if you tasted a little vomit...it's the cedar smell, isn't it? Going down on a coochie that smells like cedar would take some getting used to, but certainly not enough to make a man puke. Hey, at least the damn thing is slicked off. Wouldn't it be worse if it smelled like cedar AND was all grizzled and matted up like an old wormy mare's tail? Ya' gotta love an optimistic attitude 
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Posted: 9/16/2024 9:49:24 AM EST
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Never in my life did I think I would stumble into a thread from a elder lesbo.. Talking about bedding down an even elderer lesbo. and the condition of the elderer lebos vajene.. Nope.. That wasnt on my bingo card at all.
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Posted: 9/16/2024 10:38:28 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Have you ever had sex with a man , I've worked with a few Lesbos's in the past and they have told me they enjoy penetration just not with a man . Already answered but yes. I don't think I adequately related how 74 year old has the body (the part under the clothes) of a much much younger woman. It was shocking to tell the truth. When I was a little kid growing up in PA my parents had a restaurant with attached apartments. A Catholic family lived in one of them. I went somewhere with the family, not sure where, it might have been to go to the spring for water. This is a very isolated and rural part of PA in the mountains. We had to stop to pee. The grandma/matriarch was there with others in the family. She hiked up her skirt to pee and apparently I looked. I was not prepared for what I saw, there was a purple thing, I think it was the man in the boat. Everything was all old and shit. So that was a little traumatic. Maybe the lady had weird junk her entire life, I don't know. But I now know that is not always the case. But the contrast between the parts that baked in the sun for 74 years and the parts that didn't defies reality. That last one was 11 years younger than me. Never again. No more children. If you're under 70 you're too young  .
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Posted: 9/16/2024 10:48:29 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Okay, if you tasted a little vomit...it's the cedar smell, isn't it? Going down on a coochie that smells like cedar would take some getting used to, but certainly not enough to make a man puke. Hey, at least the damn thing is slicked off. Wouldn't it be worse if it smelled like cedar AND was all grizzled and matted up like an old wormy mare's tail? It was just a hint of cedar. Probably has a cedar chest of drawers or something. Also not grizzled or otherwise unpleasant. I have a friend, a guy, we went to college together. He has very poor personal hygiene. It's so bad that when we carpooled to go home (we were from the same town) the car would reek for days. Somehow he found a willing female and they actually got married. He managed to put a baby in her. Before the baby I went to visit and there was a note in the bathroom that said "brushing our teeth makes them happy".  That was there because he never brushed his teeth. Or cleaned his ears. She was trying to train him, which of course didn't go well and they eventually broke up. They still did things together like family vacations and stuff. Anyhoo, there are people out there that have poor hygiene and one of the things I thought about before we met was of those people. But happy to say this was not the case. It might have been some kind of scented oil, I have some that smells like an attic, it's simply called "wood" But it was so slight so I don't really know. There was no funk or butt thing going on. Yay |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 10:49:40 AM EST
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Is it true that it's like trying to open up a grill cheese sandwich?
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Posted: 9/16/2024 11:12:35 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I missed most of the thread so I don't know if anybody else made the joke about roasting beans. I'm not surprised that old women like sex. My mom is 73 and I cringe at how much she talks about it.  Pics of mom?
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Posted: 9/16/2024 11:12:57 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: WTF is this forum coming to? You said "coming" |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 11:13:25 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude, you ain't seen nothing yet. You missed the West Texas Granny Tranny, TheWind, a swinging pool party invite, a couple Cockpocalypses and a lot more. Don't forget the brother fucker |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 11:17:12 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is it true that it's like trying to open up a grill cheese sandwich? Nope. The bartholin gland kind of quits working at some point. Which is both good and bad I guess. There isn't a big mess or wet spot in the bed, you can apply the lube of your choice. |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 11:21:57 AM EST
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OP, you seem pretty cool and actually remind me of a good friend of mine that's a lesbian. She's the "man" in the relationship, and I gave her some tools and have helped walk her through some projects. Good sense of humor, likes pussy and isn't part of the Alphabet Mafia.
Here's a raunchy lezbo joke for ya: What do two lesbians do on a date when they're both on the rag? Finger painting
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Posted: 9/16/2024 11:40:19 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pics of mom? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I missed most of the thread so I don't know if anybody else made the joke about roasting beans. I'm not surprised that old women like sex. My mom is 73 and I cringe at how much she talks about it. Pics of mom?  |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 11:48:00 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair.  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 11:49:08 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mac is my initials and I use to play the guitar. I hate my stupid screen name but it could be worse. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Huh, I thought you were a dude named Mac or some shit. Anyway carry on. I believe I have all the info I need. Perhaps more than that actually. Mac is my initials and I use to play the guitar. I hate my stupid screen name but it could be worse. You are doing just fine, mac. You have certainly put in your time / paid your dues. I figgered out that you are a lady many years ago. And a screen name / handle is just that. Dont let anybody give you any shit. In the beginning, I was kinda an asshole, and you and DK-Prof sorta straightened me out, sorta. I will always remember that. Cheers. |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:15:05 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Never in my life did I think I would stumble into a thread from a elder lesbo.. Talking about bedding down an even elderer lesbo. and the condition of the elderer lebos vajene.. Nope.. That wasnt on my bingo card at all. |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:18:36 PM EST
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OP - now that you have had a date, have you two worked out who will be moving in with whom? I heard that women cohabitate after the first meeting so I was just wondering?
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:20:02 PM EST
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Sure, sure. The guy who found an artillery round in his attic gets locked for trolling, yet we get 9 pages of THIS.
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:26:05 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, you seem pretty cool and actually remind me of a good friend of mine that's a lesbian. She's the "man" in the relationship, and I gave her some tools and have helped walk her through some projects. Good sense of humor, likes pussy and isn't part of the Alphabet Mafia. Here's a raunchy lezbo joke for ya: What do two lesbians do on a date when they're both on the rag? Finger painting |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:28:21 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You are doing just fine, mac. You have certainly put in your time / paid your dues. I figgered out that you are a lady many years ago. And a screen name / handle is just that. Dont let anybody give you any shit. In the beginning, I was kinda an asshole, and you and DK-Prof sorta straightened me out, sorta. I will always remember that. Cheers. I don't remember any of that. I don't take the web seriously, at least not anymore. I have a chitinous exoskeleton. I have no shits to give. Obviously |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:31:33 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nah I figured she was a woman, but I'm always surprised at the average age on here. I forget about that a lot. Forums > Facebook groups or discord groups Lol, what is the average age on here? |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:31:50 PM EST
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Quoted: (with beans I roast myself) The coffee beans or THE bean? |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:37:08 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I love the smell of fresh cut cedar From one wood cutter to another. Cedar is super sweet smelling when cut and then burned. |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:37:27 PM EST
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I often think g.d. needs more lesbian threads. Thanks for delivering op, hope you find some happiness.
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:37:33 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP - now that you have had a date, have you two worked out who will be moving in with whom? I heard that women cohabitate after the first meeting so I was just wondering? Yeah, the last time there was cohabitation way too early. Now that I've had the house to myself I don't want cohabitating at all. But extended visits might work. I have a spare room with my weights and stuff, I can put a bed in there. But not too much, don't want too much comfort. But the reality is, people don't have as many years in them as they think, and 74 is a pretty long haul. Heck, my friend that just had a stroke is 66 and now in a wheelchair. She was the last person I would expect to have a stroke. After a certain age "long term relationship" takes on a different meaning. When I shop I stock up on consumables, because two is one and one is none. There are things I likely will never have to purchase again, like garbage bags. I scored vacuum bags for my miele at a thrift shop, I'm pretty sure I'm set for life. Whomever finds my body is going to have a blast going through my things. I thought of making a diary of lies so people can read it and go "wait . . . what! . . . " |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:38:23 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The coffee beans or THE bean? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: (with beans I roast myself) The coffee beans or THE bean? I roast my own coffee. I'm a doomsday prepper in my spare time |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:40:17 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: From one wood cutter to another. Cedar is super sweet smelling when cut and then burned. I just remembered, she said she did wood burning. I knew someone a long time ago that built their house with cedar. They had cedar paneling on the walls. It sounds better than it was |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:43:12 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I roast my own coffee. I'm a doomsday prepper in my spare time Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: (with beans I roast myself) The coffee beans or THE bean? I roast my own coffee. I'm a doomsday prepper in my spare time Wrong bean! 
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:46:15 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nope. The bartholin gland kind of quits working at some point. Which is both good and bad I guess. There isn't a big mess or wet spot in the bed, you can apply the lube of your choice. So like a "day old grill cheese sandwich" |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:47:42 PM EST
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OP:
2 questions, 1st Question: so you don’t do dudes, but what if the dude was a soft ass super feminine guy that does pronouns and enjoys musicals and such. Would an old lesbo go for that kind of deal. 2nd Question if a device is being deployed, how much Lube are you going through on a 74yr old cooter in a months time? |
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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:47:58 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just remembered, she said she did wood burning. I knew someone a long time ago that built their house with cedar. They had cedar paneling on the walls. It sounds better than it was Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: From one wood cutter to another. Cedar is super sweet smelling when cut and then burned. I just remembered, she said she did wood burning. I knew someone a long time ago that built their house with cedar. They had cedar paneling on the walls. It sounds better than it was Cedar and juniper has a sweet aroma to them. Certain junipers when you cut them and then leave them to dry out can emit a sweet aroma that will have you wondering if a woman is getting moist.
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