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KS, USA
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Didn't you have an avatar before with some gal and a rifle or pistol?
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
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Back when you were a paid member, was your avatar photo a lady with black hair aiming a rifle with a background of leaves and trees?
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I take it you're bobby dooly of the Western states home owners association and that you appear reguarly on the Phil Hendrie show
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You're a woman? Holy shit. I never knew. Lol.
Good luck with this though. I hear dating later on in life is sketchy. |
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United we stand, divided we fall!
I’m just here for the post count. I do my best proofreading after I hit send. |
OP, political views these days can make for instant incompatibility. Opinions are strongly divided.
So, I don’t see having that conversation early as a bad thing. Keeps from wasting time. It helps to know if you are both are on one side of the fence or the other…or just don’t give a damn. That’s a reasonable 3rd position, but you both have to be there for it to work. Best to know ahead of time. If you are just looking for a hook up, then it really doesn’t matter. |
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Alea iacta est
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Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills.
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Was she up for Ms. America?
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Originally Posted By DrKlahn: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? View Quote I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. |
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: Mac is my initials and I use to play the guitar. I hate my stupid screen name but it could be worse. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By denverdan: Huh, I thought you were a dude named Mac or some shit. Anyway carry on. I believe I have all the info I need. Perhaps more than that actually. Mac is my initials and I use to play the guitar. I hate my stupid screen name but it could be worse. What kind of guitars and what style of music? |
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- jokes about launching Mexican kids into space are probably over the line -
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Ask asked before - if she looks ten years older than 75, and is chronologically 10 years older than you (give or take), what was your motivation for getting Jiggy with Grandma?
Boredom? Curiosity? You thought that was the best "least worst" option? Are you interested in a committed relationship with Grandma or just hot freaky sex? |
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Trying to remember Op's avatar.
I do remember op being pretty cool. |
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pew------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ping!
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I read that title wrong and thought you were 74 but I knew you had only retired like ~ 2 years ago!
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"If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, give it Narcan." ~ AverageJoe365
“Imagine if the Great Depression and Mad Max had a baby.” ~ KingRat |
Everything you need to know about this thread: “There are weirdos that aren't who they say, pretty easy to spot.”
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: I'm a 67 year old lesbian that was in a long term relationship, got gay married, retired, then got gay divorced. View Quote Hold up, this is 2024. We’re not supposed to use labels, or something. I’ll just say. Hello, fellow pussy enthusiast. I hope you have great luck, and there is lots of Subaru backseat finger banging in your future! |
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Q ; do either of you have EPOE4 ?
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I guess I can take it some women are still interested in sex after 70. Noted….
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
Originally Posted By gitarmac: I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. View Quote When I vacuum a clit in my mouth eating way to a woman’s heart, sometimes the thought of “are my teeth dragging causing some pain like a dragger when I’m getting a blowie” so I could see a gummie job being beneficial here |
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Originally Posted By Torqued: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/dc/6b/79dc6be9b91821febf8097a14d720086.jpg So who made the first move? View Quote This is the fun part, because throughout the evening I thought of all the shit that guys go through trying to cop a feel. I'm not a forward person but the whole time I was wondering how to get in granny panties. The whole time. I suggested we watch music videos on my bed because it's really big and I can stretch my back out. It kind of went from there. We had to scoot closer because of her little dog. Thanks Oscar, I owe you big-time |
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Are you a gold star lesbian (never had sex with a man)?
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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Originally Posted By simply_green: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/92018/93ka47_jpg-3323018.JPG View Quote Attached File |
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
I got no questions. Good luck
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Live your life as you would wish to have lived, when you come to die. Confucius
When words lose their meaning, a people can move neither hand nor foot. Confucius |
i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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Originally Posted By Shortbuss: When I vacuum a clit in my mouth eating way to a woman's heart, sometimes the thought of "are my teeth dragging causing some pain like a dragger when I'm getting a blowie" so I could see a gummie job being beneficial here View Quote Attached File |
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: This is the fun part, because throughout the evening I thought of all the shit that guys go through trying to cop a feel. I'm not a forward person but the whole time I was wondering how to get in granny panties. The whole time. I suggested we watch music videos on my bed because it's really big and I can stretch my back out. It kind of went from there. We had to scoot closer because of her little dog. Thanks Oscar, I owe you big-time View Quote hol up gonna need some pics of Oscar. |
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
Strength Determination Merciless Forever
PA, USA
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By DrKlahn: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. I'm George Floyd right now |
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Originally Posted By armoredsaint: can you still scissor? View Quote I've had two knees replaced so there are things that are difficult. That was not attempted, maybe next time. I was too blown away by how good of shape a 74 year old can be in, because by outward appearance it's totally granny clampett. She's done a variety of work over the years, she fixed cars, rigged boats, and a bunch of other shit. A lot more interesting than anyone else I've met. She's literally a "stronk woman" without saying it. The lion doesn't go around telling everyone it's a lion. |
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This seems like something DanTSX would have posted
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"My gun fight is going pretty bad if it involves anything but super soakers at a wet t shirt contest" -Aimless
“3:50 from post to lock, who's the champ? Me, mother fuckers” -Aimless |
So….as a couple are you two lipstick lesbians, two lumberjack lesbians or one of each?
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SAF Life Member-GOA Life Member-JPFO Charter Member-MSF Life Member
FPC Member-VCDL Member-BFA Member-NRA Benefactor Life Member Sir RobertL, Charter Member of the Knights of Wonder |
Nobody move, nobody get hurt...I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally... Me, myself and I - that's all I got in the end...Graduate from "Petty" University.
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I think we need verification of OEM status or at least could pass for a female status.
I once took one for the GD team and verified a dude was in fact who he said he was. Someone needs to step up here. @onlineallthetime |
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This might be the weirdest thread I've read on here for a while, maybe ever.
I'm honestly amazed that a late 60s long time lesbian is a gun enthusiast enough to be an active member on a gun forum. I'm also amazed that I read a whole page of conversation about two old ladies doing the nasty. |
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"Freedom is a messy business." - LaRue_Tactical
I am a sack of blood, held together by un-tanned leather. . . |
Dear pleasure journal, my mouth is dry and full of dust just reading that.
However, my wife is now over 72 and we both like tacos. I have the seasoned meat to fill that taco though. Everyone needs love and it comes in many forms. |
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Originally Posted By Ambridge77: How long did it take to recover from knee surgery? Is the pain completely gone? View Quote I've had two, this last one is coming up on a year. The first months are the worse. Six months out there is still healing. But I was walking pretty quickly. I go on a brisk walk almost every day, at least 3 miles. I work out with weights and cable stuff but I don't do leg stuff because I don't want to go through that shit again. I used to do really heavy squats and leg presses, also cycled, I think that's why I needed two knees replaced. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. One rep maxes are a young man's game. So are psychedelics. Imagine tripping balls being old with all the baggage of poor decisions. That would suck. |
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: I have an eotech on the bushmaster also buis, I think from troy, and no options on my A2 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By gitarmac: I have an eotech on the bushmaster also buis, I think from troy, and no options on my A2 Originally Posted By gitarmac: Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair. It’s the little things my brain notices |
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You're either the sheepdog or the sheep, and grass eaters have only two modes, graze and stampede.
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there? Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls (Official Music Video) |
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Nobody move, nobody get hurt...I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally... Me, myself and I - that's all I got in the end...Graduate from "Petty" University.
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"Freedom is a messy business." - LaRue_Tactical
I am a sack of blood, held together by un-tanned leather. . . |
i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
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Originally Posted By CJ7365: Fucking gross, imagining old people getting it on, even grosser to come on a gun forum and post about it. OK OP I am happy for you that you found some one to get your rocks off. Just fucking weird. View Quote Yeah, it totally is. Even worse than you think probably. It's not like I can tell this shit to anyone in real life though. |
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there? |
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Originally Posted By HRoark87: Shaved, or did it just fall out? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By HRoark87: Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By Are-O-Be: Were there any cob webs down there? Shaved, or did it just fall out? Sex & The City- A clip From "One" I got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved |
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Nobody move, nobody get hurt...I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally... Me, myself and I - that's all I got in the end...Graduate from "Petty" University.
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