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Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:15:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:

I like leanberfpatty and also Dana Lynn Bailey. Also Kristen Nunn.
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re: leanbeefpatty

i want our Queen to crush my skull between her magnificent thighs whilst grabbing my hair and forcing my face deeper twixt her nethers with sheer raw powerful animal desire and screaming: YOU'RE NOT DONE YET!!!
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:16:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SparticleBrane:

Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation."
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Originally Posted By SparticleBrane:
Originally Posted By SkyFive:
My takeaway is being gay is only about deviant sex and attention whoring.

Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation."
my buddy says:  87% of Gee Dee ain't had a 'gina since a 'gina had them and is wearing stained XXXL sweatpants and diabetic shoes and a MAGA hat whilst doing donuts in their mom's basement right now on their jazzy scooters next to their pallets of shitty surplus 7.62x54R from 1923 and their life size cardboard cutouts of Alex Jones and Donald Trump and exhausting their supply of distilled wudder for the old CPAP machine and screaming "MA!  THE MEATLOAF!!  WE WANT IT RIGHT MEOW!!!  AND I NEED MOAR MOUNTAIN DEW AND FLUSHABLE WIPES!!!!"

Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:16:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 20229mm:
What’s the sex toy play look like.  Dildo,  double Enders, strap on?   Whatcha got in ya sock drawer.
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We still need an answer here.  

Dildos and vibes.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:16:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:

Small and perky. No ass play. I've had GI surgery and I think that would be a bad idea.
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:
Originally Posted By PrincipsPistol:
I don't know if you're still answering questions but I'll just put it out there:

What about ass play? Is that on the table at that age?
And how would you describe those old titties?
Big, small, average?
And their character?

Perksters?
Flappies?
Hangers?

Small and perky. No ass play. I've had GI surgery and I think that would be a bad idea.

Pretty sure he meant her ass play…. But could be wrong.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:17:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 20229mm:

We still need an answer here.  

Dildos and vibes.
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y u no Hitachi magic wand, big shoots

Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:18:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By StraightShootinGal:


Sheeet....

Them pushin cushin in them darn hills...
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII:
Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
Is it true, that the only "real" lesbians are the hot ones, and that the fat monstrous lesbians are simply forced into that lifestyle by the circumstances of their own ugliness?

Like men in prison.
never been to montucky, eh?

even fat monstrous ugly women can find dick in montucky.


Sheeet....

Them pushin cushin in them darn hills...

Ha
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:18:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bmarshall1:


Is that a euphemism for the fact she had a tiny pussy she named Dog, or she brought her dog on a date?
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She has a little dog and brought him, we had discussed that. I have 2 beagles, they all got along. My beagles have their own room but since the routine was different I let them do whatever they wanted.

I have a king sized bed, the little dog layed on a blanket at the bottom. Not even noticeable.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:18:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Orrin:
Forester or Crosstrek?
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Dude, I'm as straight a man as are made, but even I like that little Crosstrek. Drove my my brother's 2020 model in a long trip two years back. Awesome little car.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:20:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Flysc:


Dude, I'm as straight a man as are made, but even I like that little Crosstrek. Drove my my brother's 2020 model in a long trip two years back. Awesome little car.
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my lesbian coworkers all favour the crosstrek over the forester.

do with that what you will.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:20:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By moose568:
How old were you when you knew you were a lesbian and began to dabble?
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I kind of always knew but I didn't know there was a word for that until my teens, which of course I was horrified I could be one.

Didn't dabble until mid 20's.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:22:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By wcontratto:
Do you hunt over bait in real life too?
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Actually yes. It's legal to hunt over bait in South Carolina. I have posted pics of me hunting over bait. Got both pigs and deer.


See, that's another thing that makes the dating pool small.
Also hunted with dogs. That's even worse than the beans or no beans argument.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:25:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SparticleBrane:

Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation."
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Originally Posted By SparticleBrane:
Originally Posted By SkyFive:
My takeaway is being gay is only about deviant sex and attention whoring.

Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation."

Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:27:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cspackler33:

*Snip*

I had a short relationship with a woman 20 years older than I when I was 30s and she kept herself in shape.  Her face was the only part of her that seemed older.

My question: As an older woman yourself, do you find it easier to look past physical attraction and connect on a deeper emotional/intellectual level?  Particularly as a lesbian since we are generally lead to believe this is more commonly achieved even with younger lesbians.
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It's pretty easy to look past looks, except a certain amount of obesity. I don't understand how some of the huge land whales do it. I'm wondering if they really do
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:29:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HappyCamel:
Is gay divorce gayer than regular divorce?
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I know it sucks just as bad, I had a coworker going through it.

She was not the mother, her soon to be ex wife was.

She got hammered with child support, had to give her new truck to the wife and was generally fucked over financially just like guys usually are.

Marriage is a contract no matter who is involved and at least one person usually gets screwed when it ends.


Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:29:33 PM EDT
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Ok, the responses are now over.


I need to make some coffee and get back to whatever it is I was doing.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:29:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII:

re: leanbeefpatty

i want our Queen to crush my skull between her magnificent thighs whilst grabbing my hair and forcing my face deeper twixt her nethers with sheer raw powerful animal desire and screaming: YOU'RE NOT DONE YET!!!
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I admire your passion for this thread.  You'll probably have enough material to write a thesis by time it's over.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:31:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:
See, that's what I was expecting! Because the parts exposed to sun are wrinkled and leathery.

But that was so much not the case. I'm so mind blown that after I'm done answering questions I'm just going to stare at the wall.
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:
Originally Posted By DrKlahn:

All replaced by wrinkles!

The little man in the boat is now lost forever in waves of old wrinkly flesh.
See, that's what I was expecting! Because the parts exposed to sun are wrinkled and leathery.

But that was so much not the case. I'm so mind blown that after I'm done answering questions I'm just going to stare at the wall.

So…. The vagene looked normal ??

Like maybe still milfy?
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:33:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
Is it true, that the only “real” lesbians are the hot ones, and that the fat monstrous lesbians are simply forced into that lifestyle by the circumstances of their own ugliness?

Like men in prison.
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Them fat white monster like them some dark meat.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:34:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:
Ok, the responses are now over.


I need to make some coffee and get back to whatever it is I was doing.
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no moar responses?

i'm out.gif
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:34:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:35:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dustinf:

I understand.
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Originally Posted By dustinf:
Originally Posted By gitarmac:
also buis, I think from troy,

I understand.



All the best to gitarmac, your life to do as you chose.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:36:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By StraightShootinGal:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REz_kNDTxIM

I got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved
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Originally Posted By StraightShootinGal:
Originally Posted By HRoark87:
Originally Posted By gitarmac:
Originally Posted By Are-O-Be:
Were there any cob webs down there?
Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair.

Shaved, or did it just fall out?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REz_kNDTxIM

I got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved



can both of you please talk to my wife?

thanks in advance
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:36:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OSUBeaver:


I admire your passion for this thread.  You'll probably have enough material to write a thesis by time it's over.
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Well since it is over
Take a break Will you
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:37:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:

I don't know what any of that means
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:
Originally Posted By crowTrobotwork:
I take it  you're bobby dooly of the Western states home owners association and that you appear reguarly on the Phil Hendrie show

I don't know what any of that means



I do lmao!

Phil was a radio character guy who started off in Miami Florida,

After Neil God! Rogers show.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:39:02 PM EDT
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Awwwww.  She didn’t answer the dildo question.  Bummed out
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:40:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dustinf:
One serious question.

Why does a 68 year old seek validation from responses on a firearms forum?
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She not seeking validation. She’s just found a new place that she could talk about this where she can talk and where she can’t talk about this in real life at all.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:41:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:
There may or may not be teeth. That's weird that I don't know but it hasn't been the issue you would think.
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So you didn't kiss her on the other 'there'?  Just got down to business?
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:45:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 20229mm:
Awwwww.  She didn’t answer the dildo question.  Bummed out
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I am disappointed in this as well...
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:50:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DrKlahn:



She not seeking validation. She’s just found a new place that she could talk about this where she can talk and where she can’t talk about this in real life at all.
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Originally Posted By DrKlahn:
Originally Posted By dustinf:
One serious question.

Why does a 68 year old seek validation from responses on a firearms forum?



She not seeking validation. She’s just found a new place that she could talk about this where she can talk and where she can’t talk about this in real life at all.


It’s the same thing.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:50:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DrKlahn:
So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ?

What does granny pussy taste like ?
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Depends.

Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:53:07 PM EDT
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Making new friends, much less dating, is really difficult as we age. Most people have reached a level fo comfort with their foibles by 70. That means, they wear their weirdnesses on their chests, so to speak. Good on you for running into someone not batshit crazy.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:55:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By timeless:
Do you both drive a Subaru with a bunch of stickers telling everyone about this?
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I would think just a “applicator tube” sticker would suffice.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:56:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Nefarious1:
A quick page by page search for SIIHPAPP showed no SIIHPAPPs.  Does that mean that SIIHPAPP would be a faux pas or just overlooked by a titillated crowd?  'Cause OG reply would be, without any doubt, SIIHPAPP.

Asking for a friend.
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SIHPAPP will come with a detachable penis.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:57:12 PM EDT
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I’m only to page 3, so maybe it’s been asked.

Did granny reciprocate and chow down on your fur burger or did you have to wander home and handle your business? Asking for spank bank stuff if I run out of all the other twisted shit I use.



In all reality though. Good for you. Everyone deserves a good romp in the sack from time to time.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:57:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:

Usually carpet munching. Maybe scissoring or otherwise groping around. Then the big-O or two. Or three or four
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Does the Big O stay within the penile codes of your city limits?
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 1:57:48 PM EDT
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I just want to know which of them brought the trailer full of their shit on the second date.
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII:
OP: y'all watch leanbeefpatty videos together?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dQdbuVEMio

y'all should.

that little gal rustles my jmmies.
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Wtf is wrong with this chick ?
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 2:02:57 PM EDT
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Is anal off or on the table?
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Originally Posted By HappyCamel:
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From my vicarious experience, there is a substantial difference between gay and lesbian breakups, as males and females are vastly different creatures...
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 2:04:29 PM EDT
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Tag, this is awesome! thanks OP!
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You have beagles what kind of dog does she have?
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Note to self, query mature lesbians on the "hub".
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Originally Posted By DFARM:

Go on...

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@dfarm

lol

This definitely isn’t as exciting as it will seem. Some dude during early covid times was talking about how he lives in France and saying a bunch of stuff nobody believed. He got called out by the mods as posting from Virginia but he claimed it was VPN. I video chatted with him and confirmed he was a French resident. I guess i got chosen because of Portuguese and Spanish fluency.

No sexting occurred unfortunately.
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Originally Posted By DrKlahn:

All replaced by wrinkles!

The little man in the boat is now lost forever in waves of old wrinkly flesh.
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Originally Posted By DrKlahn:
Originally Posted By gitarmac:
Originally Posted By Are-O-Be:
Were there any cob webs down there?
Aha, now we're getting down to business. No cobwebs, no old people smell. Also no hair.

All replaced by wrinkles!

The little man in the boat is now lost forever in waves of old wrinkly flesh.

Not nessesarily so my young fren! with this I defer to Benamin Franklin, a man of considerable experience in the matter... "Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever"
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 2:23:16 PM EDT
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I'm just taking this thread as an overall net positive that I might get to be sexually active into the 70s

I too always figured OP was a dude
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Not judging. Because if Dolly Parton knocked on my front door…..
Of course I’m in my 60’s too.
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