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Posted: 2/10/2023 12:07:59 AM EDT
Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:09:13 AM EDT
[#1]
Maybe you shouldn't pick up hitch hikers and let them ride shotgun.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:09:51 AM EDT
[#2]
Did you tell him to fuck off?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:10:57 AM EDT
[#3]
Did you tell your hubby to stop that?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:11:48 AM EDT
[#4]
Dont act like you didn’t like it, OP
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:12:08 AM EDT
[#5]
Do you drive a Semi?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:12:10 AM EDT
[#6]
only 2 things come from Texas...steers and........  
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:12:54 AM EDT
[#7]
How long did you watch?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:12:55 AM EDT
[#8]
Is that better or worse than texting and driving?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:13:12 AM EDT
[#9]
Did you make eye contact?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:13:54 AM EDT
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He got one by watching.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:14:14 AM EDT
[#11]
What do you see in your rear view mirror?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:15:18 AM EDT
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Excellent FPNI
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:15:46 AM EDT
[#13]
What Congressional district does he represent?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:15:57 AM EDT
[#14]
Today we learn why GD hates window tint laws
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:17:04 AM EDT
[#15]
Did you stick in the Devo CD and crank up "Whip it"?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:18:29 AM EDT
[#16]
Don’t Mess With Texas!
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:18:51 AM EDT
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I was on the phone with my wife and told her what I was seeing. Her response “OMG I don’t believe you. Get a video!” Yeah let me get right on that, footage of another dude roughing the passer on my phone, no thanks
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:18:59 AM EDT
[#18]
Someone I know saw that way back in 1987.
Nothing new here.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:19:17 AM EDT
[#19]
I thought mods lived in Utah.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:19:21 AM EDT
[#20]
Prude
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:19:32 AM EDT
[#21]
Did you create joinder?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:19:55 AM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:20:45 AM EDT
[#23]
Sorry man.  I’ll be more careful next time.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:20:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:21:08 AM EDT
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This.....
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:22:36 AM EDT
[#26]
Where is the Fox pepper spray when you need it.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:22:42 AM EDT
[#27]
PSA on these type events.

Windows stay up !
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:22:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:23:34 AM EDT
[#29]
If it moved OP you has the gay

Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:24:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:27:01 AM EDT
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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?
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He was probably just ball grooming.  Mind your own biz and get Manscaped.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:30:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:31:59 AM EDT
[#33]
Pics not loading.

Seriously though… should have grabbed a vid and be sure to catch the plate then ID the perp.

That’s not worthless information depending on who it ends up being.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:33:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:36:15 AM EDT
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You made made me laugh out loud!

Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:36:31 AM EDT
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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?
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Did the same years ago but for me it was a female pleasuring herself driving home during commute traffic.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:37:28 AM EDT
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He got one by watching.
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Do you drive a Semi?

He got one by watching.

Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:39:22 AM EDT
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Are you sure had had not spilled something in his lap and was rubbing the spot trying to dry it or was that thing long enough to stick up to the car window.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:39:37 AM EDT
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apparently he was impressed, its 10 oclock at night
and he'll talking about it.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:43:21 AM EDT
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No we’re talking dick out, going to town at full mast
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:46:00 AM EDT
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Might have been close to the four limit and didn't want it to rot off.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:46:35 AM EDT
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ETA:  Damn it.  Beat by Woodsie.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:47:53 AM EDT
[#43]
Not brag but one time my wife and I surprised someone who drove past us in our car.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:49:20 AM EDT
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Wife wanted video.....Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:50:12 AM EDT
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Shit, sorry.  I didn’t think anyone would notice
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:53:11 AM EDT
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Impressive hog?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:55:51 AM EDT
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Is this one of those missed connections threads?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:58:31 AM EDT
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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?
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Huh. Pretty sure I've never jerked off in my car at any time, for any reason. It would never occur to me to rub one out in my car.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:58:53 AM EDT
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Wife wanted video. OP missed an opportunity to watch porn together and role play "stuck in traffic".


GD couldn't get laid in an Asian whorehouse with $100 bills glued to their chest.


Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:59:06 AM EDT
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