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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:25:48 PM EST
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Wives scrubbing the shit out of skid marks with a stain stick
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:28:49 PM EST
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My socks get holes on the bottoms. (Always in boots) My undies get holes in the taint area from trying to mop up the sweat. Body Glide makes it better but not good enough. Is body glide an ass deodorant? Kinda a good idea!!! |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:29:33 PM EST
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I scratch myself a bit...how did you know I have holes in my skivvies? 
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:36:45 PM EST
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3250!
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:37:33 PM EST
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I wear them out in the inner thigh. Legs are a bit large.
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:42:23 PM EST
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:45:12 PM EST
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Thai food. Medium spicy or above.
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:51:46 PM EST
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Is this really a thing? Im guessing this only happens if you wear briefs? Iv always worn boxers, never had any sort of ball wear. Not to brag, but my wife always comments on my big balls and the like. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ball-wear Im guessing this only happens if you wear briefs? Iv always worn boxers, never had any sort of ball wear. Not to brag, but my wife always comments on my big balls and the like. |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:53:00 PM EST
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If you had balls you'd know they swing around and rub the fabric.
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:54:41 PM EST
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Dick like a Maglite.
Cotton and synthetic shit can only stretch so far, man. |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:55:00 PM EST
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Crotch crickets are known to eat fiber as a dietary supplement.
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:55:53 PM EST
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I no longer have that problem since I've started freeballing and wearing muumuus. |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:56:31 PM EST
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Do you even Rocket Thrust Fart, Bro? 
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:56:53 PM EST
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moths |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:58:39 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: For hooking into the cloaca? 
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:59:00 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: (3) plausible reasons right there^... 
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:59:11 PM EST
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Mishap at the glory hole. 
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:59:26 PM EST
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Chub rub bro 
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Posted: 7/1/2019 6:59:37 PM EST
[#19]
Yuuuge caulk
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:00:10 PM EST
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Wives scrubbing the shit out of skid marks with a stain stick 
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:01:31 PM EST
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:02:05 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryThat ones easy!!
From scratch and sniff!! |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:03:15 PM EST
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Pics? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I no longer have that problem since I've started freeballing and wearing muumuus.  Attached File |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:03:23 PM EST
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Persistent case of the itchy ass? |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:08:22 PM EST
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:10:35 PM EST
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I have a barbed penis. It was with this evolutionary adaptation that Danish men no longer needed the use of a chest of drawers . . . as the goose could no longer free itself . . . until the act was complete. That being said, the Danes do cherish their traditions. [/DavidAttenboroughVoice] |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:13:28 PM EST
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Washing machine has a contract with the underwear company.
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:21:10 PM EST
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BIG COALS MAKE BIG HOLES!
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:25:48 PM EST
[#29]
I don't have that problem
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:27:31 PM EST
[#30]
They get worn out from my stripping gig
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:34:33 PM EST
[#31]
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Washing machine has a contract with the underwear company.
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:36:12 PM EST
[#32]
I have underwear older than you. They dont last forever, but I get my monies worth out of them.
Ain't no one gonna see them but me and the wife...twice a year. |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 7:37:58 PM EST
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Between the lugs and winding knob on the gold watch my dad gave me and the mag release button on my conceal carry piece, the jock shorts don't have a chance.
"Be well." |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 8:10:51 PM EST
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I have underwear older than you. They dont last forever, but I get my monies worth out of them. Ain't no one gonna see them but me and the wife...twice a year. O my! |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 8:17:47 PM EST
[#35]
OP needs more nut coal
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Posted: 7/1/2019 8:20:03 PM EST
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Are the irregular in shape? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Large balls |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 8:24:13 PM EST
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Bleach is hard as fuck on fabric.
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Posted: 7/1/2019 8:26:33 PM EST
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I salute her shorts. |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 8:40:51 PM EST
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My left one is bigger than the other two. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Large balls
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Posted: 7/1/2019 8:52:57 PM EST
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I figured your special chair would help prevent any uneven wear on your undergarments!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
I figured your special chair would help prevent any uneven wear on your undergarments!!  Attached File |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 9:07:45 PM EST
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The 5 o'clock shadow on my ballsack feels like 80 grit sandpaper.
 I can't believe I have to tell a grown man this...  OP, ball and ass sweat has an acidic pH level and deteriorates the fibers in the crotch of your underwear. How does a grown man NOT know this??
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Posted: 7/1/2019 9:07:47 PM EST
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From ripping them off like a Chippendale's fireman.
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Posted: 7/1/2019 9:12:05 PM EST
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Ass juice
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Posted: 7/1/2019 9:15:48 PM EST
[#44]
I love your brain.
My day is always a little brighter after I read some random thoughts from @fastblueR6 
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Posted: 7/1/2019 9:16:17 PM EST
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I have had many cats. Currently have 2 Tonkinese, one of which sits on my lap whilst Im on the toilet every single morning!! I leave my unders up on my knees so she has a more comfortable sitting place on my lap. Maybe only one time has she ever snagged my jockey microfiber boxers. And it was just because we let her nails get way too sharp. But it was just a little snag, didnt do any damage to my panties!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Cats jumping onto your lap. Currently have 2 Tonkinese, one of which sits on my lap whilst Im on the toilet every single morning!! I leave my unders up on my knees so she has a more comfortable sitting place on my lap. Maybe only one time has she ever snagged my jockey microfiber boxers. And it was just because we let her nails get way too sharp. But it was just a little snag, didnt do any damage to my panties!! It's little dog claw snagged his sack. Tearing it open. Please don't let pets sit in your lap without appropriate clothing. |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 9:16:46 PM EST
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When I was a kid and my retarded mom, (well not really retarded, just born without the common sense portion of the brain), was compelled to wash all white clothes with about a cup of bleach per load. That ate holes in those garments and bleached the colors form the next couple. She never could put two and two together, nor did she ever stop to contemplate it, even after being told it was a problem.
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Posted: 7/1/2019 9:32:41 PM EST
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They get worn out from my stripping gig |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 9:35:16 PM EST
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I love your brain. My day is always a little brighter after I read some random thoughts from @fastblueR6
Right back at ya Bro! |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 9:37:55 PM EST
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A guy who I went to highschool with told me an incident his brother had. He was sitting in loose shorts with a cute puppy in his lap. The dog decided to jump out of his lap. It's little dog claw snagged his sack. Tearing it open. Please don't let pets sit in your lap without appropriate clothing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Cats jumping onto your lap. Currently have 2 Tonkinese, one of which sits on my lap whilst Im on the toilet every single morning!! I leave my unders up on my knees so she has a more comfortable sitting place on my lap. Maybe only one time has she ever snagged my jockey microfiber boxers. And it was just because we let her nails get way too sharp. But it was just a little snag, didnt do any damage to my panties!! It's little dog claw snagged his sack. Tearing it open. Please don't let pets sit in your lap without appropriate clothing. I keep my bat and balls tucked, so they are well protected! |
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Posted: 7/1/2019 9:39:15 PM EST
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The mainstay of my diet is coffee and hatred. As a result, I sweat acid.
You should see what it’s done to my Glock!
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