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Posted: 1/4/2023 5:23:07 PM EDT

What would it be?
You only get one shot.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:25:52 PM EDT

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Simple... I would have bought thousands of bitcoin at $3.50 a pop.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:27:30 PM EDT

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Beat

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:27:54 PM EDT

[#3]

Stop the Kennedy assaination

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:34:20 PM EDT

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You mean, other than preventing the "Big Bang" from occurring?

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:40:29 PM EDT

[#5]

Go back to the 50s and tell my mom to never smoke cigarettes.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:44:46 PM EDT

[#6]

go back and tell ashley biden to lie to her father and tell him that she already took a shower

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:45:24 PM EDT

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Nihilists...fuck me. I mean say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:46:06 PM EDT

[#8]

Crush centralized banking, particularly the FEDRES.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:47:08 PM EDT

[#9]

I made a really shit personal decision about 5-6 years ago... It's the only thing in my past I'd change.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:47:50 PM EDT

[#10]

Tell my 19 year old dumbass self that the two girls that invited me over to watch a movie DIDN’T want to watch a movie.

Total missed opportunity

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:48:36 PM EDT

[#11]

I would say I'd talk my teenage self out of smoking cigarettes, but that guy was an asshole that never listened to anybody

I'd probably buy bitcoin

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:49:19 PM EDT

[#12]

Give FJB's dad a condom.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:49:25 PM EDT

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That would work. Even $10K in a NASDAQ fund would yield about $18 Million if you went back 40 years. I kick my own ass when I think about things like that, if I had invested just half the money I pissed away back then I would have retired long ago.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:52:06 PM EDT

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I could have bought in at $0.25.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:53:07 PM EDT

[#15]

Go back to 94 and stop my ex from taking my son and turning him into a drug addict by 14.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:54:35 PM EDT

[#16]

Kill Hitler... then Buy Microsoft and/or Apple stock in the 80's.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:56:00 PM EDT

[#17]

turned the ships full of slaves back, and told them to return from whence thy came

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:57:16 PM EDT

[#18]

Invention of the Gutenberg printing press should me moved earlier in time, like around 1400 years to make it closer to the 1st century.

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:57:51 PM EDT

[#19]

I would have turned in my WOC packet

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:59:12 PM EDT

[#20]

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Fight-at-Walmart-self-check-out-/5-2613820/

Something something no slavery in the US

Posted: 1/4/2023 5:59:23 PM EDT

[#21]

I'd remove the words "A well regulated Milita" from the 2nd amendment.

Posted: 1/4/2023 6:02:57 PM EDT

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wouldnt matter one fuckin bit to lefty and the morons who follow them

Posted: 1/4/2023 6:05:45 PM EDT

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I'd either pop Lenin on the train to Russia, or go find some asshole in the desert named Muhammad.

Posted: 1/4/2023 6:56:49 PM EDT

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Sigh, thanks buddy. Now I have to use mine to go back and assassinate Kennedy.

If Kennedy doesn't get assassinated, he goes down in disgrace for sharing a mistress with mob boss Sam Giancana. The Soviets win the Cold War. I saw a documentary about it.

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:12:59 PM EDT

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Sigh, thanks buddy. Now I have to use mine to go back and assassinate Kennedy.

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This went next level lol.

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:18:28 PM EDT

[#26]

Sit in on the writing of the Bill of Rights and make sure there are some changes/clarifications.

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:21:05 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/4/2023 7:26:32 PM EDT

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Somebody probably already went back in time to change something and that knocked us off into this insane timeline that we now find ourselves in.

Still, I would go back and save Harambe.

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:28:26 PM EDT

[#29]

FPNI..
Or go into investment banking.

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:29:25 PM EDT

[#30]

I would have married someone else, the ex is a whore.

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:30:19 PM EDT

[#31]

Invested wisely,

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:30:57 PM EDT

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This.

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:31:16 PM EDT

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I thought I saw the same black cat twice.

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:32:15 PM EDT

[#34]

I'd go back a couple of weeks to give xdfense a chance to talk to his daughter...

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:32:48 PM EDT

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The world needed Hitler to know what real evil was.

If you killed Hitler, another "Hitler" would eventually come to be.

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:35:07 PM EDT

[#36]

I'd destroy the large hadron collider at CERN before it became operational. The timeline must be restored!

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:35:16 PM EDT

[#37]

I'd add a little to the 14 Amendment.
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, as of 1 July 1868 are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:37:53 PM EDT

[#38]

Kill the guy who killed Aurelian before he killed Aurelian

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:40:21 PM EDT

[#39]

Tell those extremely moral natives to stop aiding the helpless pilgrims.
Or APPL in 2001

Posted: 1/4/2023 7:40:29 PM EDT

[#40]

I'd pick the wining lottery numbers, invest it in the beginnings of bitcoin, and invest in Elon.

Posted: 1/4/2023 8:23:09 PM EDT

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Odds are that the numbers you knew wouldn't come up, even if you knew the future.

Posted: 1/4/2023 8:26:40 PM EDT

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Better to be safe cut off his balls.

Posted: 1/4/2023 8:28:32 PM EDT

[#43]

Not married my ex.

Posted: 1/4/2023 8:32:07 PM EDT

[#44]

One night I lit a cigarette, fired up the computer, got on IRC (Remember that?), and met virtually the woman I'd subsequently marry.

And right now, I'd sneak into the apartment and steal that pack of Camel Lights so that I'd have to skip logging on and go to the store instead.