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FJB247 Member Joined Mar 2021 Posts 1351 EE 100% (9) FL, USA	Posted: 6/2/2023 11:07:25 PM EDT [#1] Attached File

zach_

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Posted: 6/2/2023 11:18:17 PM EDT

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There was a wannabe "The View" host in front of me at the 12 deep pharmacy line today. Her poor husband took the brunt of her bad attitude and wanting to cause a scene.
It was sad to see a man so miserable in the situation. She was loud, obnoxious, spewing insults at people carrying disposable bottles, criticizing the packaging of all of the products on the shelves. I had seldom wanted to see someone rendered unconscious in muh life.
She started in on the pharmacy tech with her BS. Pharmacy tech handled the situation very well.

What a miserable cunt.

z - Deplorable Neanderthal

Missilegeek MRDS all the pistols Joined Jan 2023 Posts 1262 EE 100% (14) CO, USA	Posted: 6/2/2023 11:56:22 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By DesignatedMarksman: This is a dumb fucking take. Watch the rest. View Quote You are right, he did eventually get around to talking to people that aren't complete fucktards. It's pretty good.

Jodan1776 Patriot Joined Feb 2002 Posts 4732 EE 100% (1) NH, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 12:15:30 AM EDT [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By JuanPing: Meme thread. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxlQzWHaQAAnum9?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxoWAGoWIAEd8M7?format=jpg View Quote Are those some special "no trip" soles and heels on his shoes? It's not working, Joe! WTF wears shoes like that?
	“As long as none of us gets hurt, we’re making memories.” - one GA trooper to another after shooting HOSTAGE 9 times

Fourman

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Posted: 6/3/2023 7:36:48 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By zach_:
There was a wannabe "The View" host in front of me at the 12 deep pharmacy line today. Her poor husband took the brunt of her bad attitude and wanting to cause a scene.
It was sad to see a man so miserable in the situation. She was loud, obnoxious, spewing insults at people carrying disposable bottles, criticizing the packaging of all of the products on the shelves. I had seldom wanted to see someone rendered unconscious in muh life.
She started in on the pharmacy tech with her BS. Pharmacy tech handled the situation very well.

What a miserable cunt.

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must have been in Austin.....boy Austin has gone downhill over the last 30 years....

Living in the free state of Texas

Jabroni45 Joined Jan 2021 Posts 942 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 7:48:29 AM EDT [#6] Meme thread. Stop being freeloaders.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 31025 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 8:45:13 AM EDT [#7] . .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

Lungbuster weather-eyed shooter Joined Feb 2009 Posts 13267 EE 100% (2) ID, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 10:19:01 AM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By Pesty: Ooopps “Are you trying to say the termination of blacks in the womb lowers crime?” pic.twitter.com/UfbKSkIFWl — David Santa Carla \uD83E\uDD87 (@TheOnlyDSC) June 2, 2023 View Quote Statistics are racist.
	Than there came from hunting, the weather-eyed shooter. ARFCOM Callsign: Varmint

Libertas Internets Authority Joined Jun 2005 Posts 17211 EE 100% (2) USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 12:02:13 PM EDT [Last Edit: DK-Prof] [#9] [Deleted]
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kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 31027 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 2:14:20 PM EDT [#10] . . . .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 27569 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 6/3/2023 4:21:06 PM EDT [Last Edit: Pesty] [#11] Attached File
	You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon. Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6064 EE 100% (107) NJ, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 5:05:20 PM EDT [#12] Attached File

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23202 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 7:46:38 PM EDT [#13] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23203 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 7:48:11 PM EDT [#14] Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23206 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 8:30:24 PM EDT [#15] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23207 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 8:31:36 PM EDT [#16] Attached File Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

ponykilr Pureblood Joined Feb 2004 Posts 3266 EE 100% (16) NC, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 8:38:29 PM EDT [#17] Attached File

15jonshoot

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Posted: 6/3/2023 9:01:43 PM EDT

[#18]

Michael P Senger
@michaelpsenger
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Jun 2
New CDC Director Mandy Cohen recalls how she and her colleagues came up with COVID mandates during her time as NC Health Director.

“She was like, are you gonna let them have professional football? And I was like, no. And she’s like, OK neither are we.”

Turns out “following the science” is just two junior high girls checking in to see what the other is wearing to the party. https://t.co/WZ0hvSGYfT
Megan Basham (@megbasham) June 3, 2023

Pureblood
I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 27570 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 6/3/2023 9:24:44 PM EDT [#19] Attached File
	You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon. Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

samsilk Joined Jun 2021 Posts 976 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 9:39:36 PM EDT [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/96067/e9a56c40cd14be50a7892659e96079f96c857b20-2839208.JPG View Quote OOF! Attached File
	If your enemy offers you two targets… Strike at a third.

rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 14743 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 6/3/2023 10:44:04 PM EDT [#21] Attached File
	"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 8882 EE 100% (267) TX, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 1:00:27 AM EDT [#22] A heartwarming story about how cannibal gangs in Haiti were brought to heel by community policing: pic.twitter.com/5KfyyGrNfe Dr. Benjamin Braddock (@GraduatedBen) June 3, 2023 Attached File Attached File Too Fake to Tell "What are the odds of getting heads 14 times in a row?" Attached File
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

DaGoose Member Joined Jan 2010 Posts 3719 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 7:27:20 AM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: Too Fake to Tell "What are the odds of getting heads 14 times in a row?" View Quote 0.0061%

Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 27574 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 6/4/2023 8:46:59 AM EDT [#24] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon. Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 31033 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 8:55:09 AM EDT [#25] . . .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

dedreckon

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Posted: 6/4/2023 10:49:01 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Pesty:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/398238/IMG_3691_jpeg-2838999.JPG

https://i.postimg.cc/66J0jfDs/IMG-3692.jpg

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Just came across those on Twitter and was going to post. AI lies a lot, but in this case it knows what's going on. Blue hairs

Someone should post it in the Riot Squad thread....or has that been deep sixed?

AJ-IN-JAX Get the F*%# away from my coffee!! Joined Dec 2005 Posts 43361 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 11:06:09 AM EDT [#27] Attached File
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Libertas

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Posted: 6/4/2023 11:56:13 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Brundoggie:

40 seconds of video and an hour and a half of credits.

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Originally Posted By Brundoggie:

Originally Posted By BB868:

You've seen "What Is A Woman?"

Now watch our explosive, controversial documentary... "What Is A Man?"

Full movie now on Twitter: pic.twitter.com/K4x2xXgdoL
The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 2, 2023

40 seconds of video and an hour and a half of credits.

That's fucking funny!

*** NRA Endowment Life Member***

doc_Zox Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 47139 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 12:04:41 PM EDT [#29]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

BB868 Joined Aug 2006 Posts 3990 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 2:22:36 PM EDT [#30] Damn, it's "Killdozer" day ! Happy Killdozer day, it happened 19 years ago today. The older you get the more you understand this man. pic.twitter.com/J0x7LIaqJi iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) June 4, 2023

sidequest Joined Dec 2022 Posts 144 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 3:06:50 PM EDT [#31]

CB1 Bradley Gunners do it with chains Joined Nov 2000 Posts 16345 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 4:52:57 PM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By Pesty: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/398238/IMG_3691_jpeg-2838999.JPG https://i.postimg.cc/66J0jfDs/IMG-3692.jpg View Quote LOL! this is what I got - just typed democratic protester/republican protester.
	Chris 11M 84-87 Dare to be different - Arrogance Diminishes Wisdom Oh cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee. The answer to 2023's leftist problem is 1973.

BB868 Joined Aug 2006 Posts 3992 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 4:58:40 PM EDT [#33] Max Blumenthal Demolishes Woke Weapons Conference With Hilarious Questions Max Blumenthal Demolishes Woke Weapons Conference With Hilarious Questions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6V423kHeno OMG My pronouns are Trump/Russia

sidequest Joined Dec 2022 Posts 159 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 5:09:55 PM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/96067/fa33e91b265d7bfbb6d1db6a294be49e947e4c93-2839210.JPG View Quote

brachiosaur Member Joined Aug 2020 Posts 9372 EE 100% (5) IN, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 6:58:05 PM EDT [#35] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Anti-gun, anti-freedom California legislator Leland Yee served FIVE YEARS for running machine guns and rocket launchers to gangs.

noob5000000 Greenbean Joined May 2010 Posts 16013 EE 100% (10) MI, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 7:55:37 PM EDT [#36] Armed and organized LGBTQs conduct raid during pride month: Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ifLy20ubGE (While trying to find that clip, I searched 'homo patches police' and the first result was Antifa patches on Etsy)
	Originally Posted By triburst1: I just assumed it was an FBI or ATF surveillance op. Now I'm worried that it might be site staff.

BB868

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Posted: 6/4/2023 8:14:16 PM EDT

[Last Edit: BB868] [#37]

pic.twitter.com/FrrVgKdr5q
CO Jones (@COJonesTexas1) June 4, 2023

pic.twitter.com/3mYFrtb4bA
The Libertarian Pharmacist (@mecalnan) June 4, 2023

Tread (1080p) FULL MOVIE

Tread FULL MOVIE - The True Story of the KILLDOZER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZK9XthMZ1w

[tweet]https://twitter.com/0ceanManie/status/1665407168005173248/photo/1[/tweet]

Well fuck, I guess there is a 'trick' to posting twitter pics

BB868 Joined Aug 2006 Posts 3994 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 8:40:50 PM EDT [#38] And goodnight! pic.twitter.com/dk6iSUpE6p James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) June 4, 2023

BB868 Joined Aug 2006 Posts 3995 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 8:41:20 PM EDT [#39] What WOKE means PT 1: WOKE is Lizzo proclaiming she’s “the sexiest thing ever,” when to all of us she’s just unhealthy, annoying, and gross. WOKE is letting the black shoplifter go free, but arresting the white clerk who called the cops. WOKE is teachers who honestly believe… Joey Mannarino (@JoeyMannarinoUS) June 4, 2023

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 21887 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 8:54:55 PM EDT [#40] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 21888 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 8:57:17 PM EDT [#41] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

15jonshoot

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Posted: 6/4/2023 10:19:19 PM EDT

[Last Edit: 15jonshoot] [#42]

The judge asked the feds if they had ever read George Orwell’s 1984, pointing out the similarities between the case and the book.
Attorney General Andrew Bailey (@AGAndrewBailey) June 1, 2023

A lot of tweets so I'm just adding a few, click it for more.

Attorney General Andrew Bailey
@AGAndrewBailey
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Jun 1
The federal government had a hard time convincing a judge last week that it hasn't been working with and coercing social media companies to censor free speech.

Some notable moments from the first hearing in our First Amendment case, Missouri v. Biden:
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Attorney General Andrew Bailey
@AGAndrewBailey
·
Jun 1
The judge questioned the feds on several hypotheticals, asking if the First Amendment applied. He asked if an American citizen questioning the safety or efficacy of masks or a vaccine was protected under the First Amendment.

The feds' answer?

"It COULD be" but often won’t be.
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Attorney General Andrew Bailey
@AGAndrewBailey
·
Jun 1
The judge also asked Biden's lawyers if the First Amendment covered Americans' right to say that Biden is responsible for high gas prices and inflation.

Their answer?

It depends.

Pureblood
I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23227 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/4/2023 10:23:16 PM EDT [#43] Why has everything gone woke these days? ESG scores. Here is BlackRock CEO Larry Fink along with the CEO of AmEx explaining his desire to “force behaviors” (2017): pic.twitter.com/wCoeoJBD8x End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) June 4, 2023
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

m1awolf

Rope,Tree,Tyrant, some assembly required

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Posted: 6/4/2023 10:43:42 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By 15jonshoot:

Why has everything gone woke these days? ESG scores.

Here is BlackRock CEO Larry Fink along with the CEO of AmEx explaining his desire to “force behaviors” (2017): pic.twitter.com/wCoeoJBD8x
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) June 4, 2023

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These are the people that need to fall in a wood chipper. Most of what is wrong in the world would correct itself shortly after. It would be messy but worth it to free humanity from their control

VCDL
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A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

mPisi

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Posted: 6/4/2023 11:05:23 PM EDT

[#45]

Wokeness is radical opposition to hierarchy of any kind

The strong over the weak, the rich over the poor, the prudent over the foolish, the creative over the mediocre, the sane over the insane, the honorable over the dishonorable

Opposition to value judgments https://t.co/U9HJux9O3V
— Bennett's Phylactery (@extradeadjcb) June 4, 2023

In spite of the better schools immigrant children attend in their new countries, their measured cognitive and academic abilities "remain at the level of their origin countries not only in the first generation, but also in the second and even later on."https://t.co/zySZW9R5Qy
Paolo Shirasi (@PaoloShirasi) June 4, 2023

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Non-Americans, particularly Europeans, usually stand around with their hands in their pockets while their countrymen get loaded into traincars to be gassed, or shot and dumped into mass graves.

And then claim "moral superiority" over people who own guns.

Yes - the entire point… https://t.co/vQlgT0COET
Fenix Ammunition (@FenixAmmunition) June 4, 2023

Europeans tweet shit like "I will literally commit murder on anyone who owns guns" and not see the irony
— MICHÆL (insert $8 here) (@AdamErnies) June 4, 2023

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

Diamond2J Joined Nov 2017 Posts 595 EE 100% (36) USA	Posted: 6/5/2023 10:07:14 AM EDT [#46] Haven't seen our contributor @waterglass for several pages...anybody know what happened?

fl-ar-fan Joined Jun 2017 Posts 7820 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 6/5/2023 11:06:53 AM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By Diamond2J: Haven't seen our contributor @waterglass for several pages...anybody know what happened? View Quote Post Count 70437 Posts Per Day 18.12 Last Post Date 5/13/2023 5:44:41 AM EDT

DesignatedMarksman To the everlasting glory of the Infantry! Joined Sep 2005 Posts 8221 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 6/5/2023 11:18:04 AM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By Diamond2J: Haven't seen our contributor @waterglass for several pages...anybody know what happened? View Quote Maybe he got run off by the interminable cringe boomerposts here.
	RESIST “Chaos liberates not only the evil, but the good.” —Billy Spears

APPARITION I only buy LaRue Joined Mar 2009 Posts 15385 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 6/5/2023 12:15:31 PM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By Diamond2J: Haven't seen our contributor @waterglass for several pages...anybody know what happened? View Quote I've been wondering he same thing.

Diamond2J Joined Nov 2017 Posts 598 EE 100% (36) USA	Posted: 6/5/2023 12:45:50 PM EDT [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By DesignatedMarksman: Maybe he got run off by the interminable cringe boomerposts here. View Quote I could think of worse things. Hopefully it's just that

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