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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23427 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 11:56:09 AM EDT [#1] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23428 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 11:56:44 AM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#2] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

knifewrench Joined Apr 2008 Posts 9778 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 12:07:26 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: Summary of the "We're DINKs and we're cool" social media trend of the last couple days: https://chrisbray.substack.com/p/were-dinks-we-can-eat-food View Quote Even worse is DILDOs. Double Income Little Dog Owners

DrFrige Member Joined Jan 2001 Posts 42928 EE 100% (6) CA, USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 12:52:12 PM EDT [Last Edit: DrFrige] [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20231206_214811_jpg-3052181.JPG View Quote
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Posted: 12/7/2023 12:52:23 PM EDT

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Nikki Haley just cited the fakest statistic I've ever heard in my life. "For every 30 minutes spent watching TikTok, you become 17 percent more anti-semitic." What? What the hell does that mean? How could you possibly measure that?
Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) December 7, 2023

Good grief
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 7, 2023

14 year old American Girl after spending the last 9 hours on TikTok: pic.twitter.com/uVeI4NQFyK
Nate Magee (@n8dawwggg) December 7, 2023

MongooseKY

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Posted: 12/7/2023 1:17:41 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Nikki Haley just cited the fakest statistic I've ever heard in my life. "For every 30 minutes spent watching TikTok, you become 17 percent more anti-semitic." What? What the hell does that mean? How could you possibly measure that?
Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) December 7, 2023

Good grief
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 7, 2023

14 year old American Girl after spending the last 9 hours on TikTok: pic.twitter.com/uVeI4NQFyK
Nate Magee (@n8dawwggg) December 7, 2023

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Ban TikTok... it's for the Jews.

So based on her math, you couldn't ever actually reach 100% anti-semitic, right? What unit is anti-semitism measured in? I propose we adopt the measurement of "adolphilias" as the unit, and 1000 adolphilias is fully anti-semitic. How many adolphilias are YOU?

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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23429 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 1:19:25 PM EDT [#7] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

wildearp CURATOR Joined Jun 2003 Posts 95336 EE 100% (67) AZ, USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 1:26:03 PM EDT [Last Edit: wildearp] [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By knifewrench: Even worse is DILDOs. Double Income Little Dog Owners View Quote
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RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26365 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 2:30:26 PM EDT [#9]

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Posted: 12/7/2023 2:59:45 PM EDT

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Bill's face needs to be replaced by Bobby Petrino. 🤣

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Bill's face needs to be replaced by Bobby Petrino. 🤣

LOL

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giantpune Joined Sep 2016 Posts 9992 EE 100% (21) GA, USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 3:37:27 PM EDT [Last Edit: giantpune] [#11]

rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 15357 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 5:20:26 PM EDT [#12] Attached File
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Cpt_Kirks pull my finger Joined Oct 2004 Posts 52994 EE 100% (1) AL, USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 6:56:11 PM EDT [#13] Attached File
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TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 16814 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 7:31:35 PM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/61458/IMG_20231207_165422_189_jpg-3052587.JPG View Quote Alligator looks kinda tall.
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ctfish15 Joined Mar 2015 Posts 2818 EE 100% (46) PA, USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 8:41:42 PM EDT [#15]

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lumper Member Joined Sep 2005 Posts 8972 EE 100% (9) USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 9:37:48 PM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By BB868: Seems like a better ad for birth control. View Quote You do realize that they were celebrating a second pregnancy at the end, don't you? What they were showing was that even though there are difficulties, children are worth it. And of course, buy Coca-Cola.
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23431 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 9:39:52 PM EDT [#18] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 38287 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 9:41:20 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20231128_172200_jpg-3052172.JPG View Quote Back Up Terry Claus damnit!
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23432 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 9:41:35 PM EDT [#20] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23433 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 11:02:39 PM EDT [#21] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

ctfish15 Joined Mar 2015 Posts 2819 EE 100% (46) PA, USA	Posted: 12/7/2023 11:29:20 PM EDT [Last Edit: ctfish15] [#22] My submission for December. I'm a regular hunter biden autist. Needs a flower in middle

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mPisi

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Posted: 12/8/2023 12:41:40 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By MongooseKY:
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Ban TikTok... it's for the Jews.

So based on her math, you couldn't ever actually reach 100% anti-semitic, right? What unit is anti-semitism measured in? I propose we adopt the measurement of "adolphilias" as the unit, and 1000 adolphilias is fully anti-semitic. How many adolphilias are YOU?

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Originally Posted By MongooseKY:

Originally Posted By RSG:

Nikki Haley just cited the fakest statistic I've ever heard in my life. "For every 30 minutes spent watching TikTok, you become 17 percent more anti-semitic." What? What the hell does that mean? How could you possibly measure that?
Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) December 7, 2023

Good grief
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 7, 2023

14 year old American Girl after spending the last 9 hours on TikTok: pic.twitter.com/uVeI4NQFyK
Nate Magee (@n8dawwggg) December 7, 2023

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GAwQKEPWAAAFmXQ?format=jpg&name=small

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Ban TikTok... it's for the Jews.

So based on her math, you couldn't ever actually reach 100% anti-semitic, right? What unit is anti-semitism measured in? I propose we adopt the measurement of "adolphilias" as the unit, and 1000 adolphilias is fully anti-semitic. How many adolphilias are YOU?

And here I am starting out 0% anti-semitic so I can watch unlimited TikTok and the 17% increases just roll right off me. Math, bitches!

Harvard finally figured out how to reduce the number of Jewish students without a quota system.
David Pivtorak (@piv4law) December 6, 2023

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Posted: 12/8/2023 3:45:41 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By mPisi:
Wow

This ten-year-old Coke commercial (released only in Argentina), remains the single best minute-long argument for pro-natalism that I have ever seen.@MoreBirths @BirthGauge pic.twitter.com/FQjjS5LyzF
Jeremy Carl (@jeremycarl4) December 6, 2023

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Oh, that hits hard.
I've had a successful life.
At 64, I'd trade it all for another baby. That would be selfish, so never happening, but damn.
MANY Millennials have NO idea what they are missing out on.
I have 4 of them that call me Dad, that swear they're not having kids.
I just do not get it. No greater joy in life.

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BB868

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Posted: 12/8/2023 5:48:26 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By lumper:

What they were showing was that even though there are difficulties, children are worth it.

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Originally Posted By BB868:

Seems like a better ad for birth control.

What they were showing was that even though there are difficulties, children are worth it.

LOL, Ok

Cpt_Kirks pull my finger Joined Oct 2004 Posts 53001 EE 100% (1) AL, USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 8:27:11 AM EDT [#27] Attached File
	"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump FUCK JOE BIDEN!

iveseenalittleontv Joined May 2004 Posts 2258 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 9:52:10 AM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/61458/IMG_20231207_201616_169_1__jpg-3053075.JPG View Quote i heard a tink but no swinging.

JuanPing The One and Only Joined May 2014 Posts 9046 EE 100% (6) USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 10:46:00 AM EDT [#29]
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Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 51072 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 2:10:36 PM EDT [Last Edit: Leisure_Shoot] [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By blupupher: View Quote well done
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23437 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 2:27:07 PM EDT [#33] Attached File Attached File
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RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26378 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 2:36:32 PM EDT [#34]

rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 15362 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 4:21:58 PM EDT [#35] Attached File
	"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 49245 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 5:24:31 PM EDT [#36]
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rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 15364 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 5:43:51 PM EDT [#37] Attached File
	"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6312 EE 100% (107) NJ, USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 6:56:01 PM EDT [#38] Attached File

BB868 Joined Aug 2006 Posts 4223 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 7:14:42 PM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By DrywellDweller: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/445620/Screen_Shot_2023-12-08_at_5_47_42_PM_png-3053677.JPG View Quote yes

Silver_Jones Joined Jul 2019 Posts 217 EE 100% (3) MO, USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 8:22:08 PM EDT [#40]

Silver_Jones Joined Jul 2019 Posts 218 EE 100% (3) MO, USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 8:28:59 PM EDT [Last Edit: Silver_Jones] [#41]

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26385 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 8:50:04 PM EDT [#42] BIDEN: "Over a billion three hundred million trillion three hundred million dollars!" pic.twitter.com/4pVbAPrKef RNC Research (@RNCResearch) December 8, 2023

Saablook Member Joined Mar 2007 Posts 3515 EE 100% (9) PA, USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 8:55:42 PM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By DrywellDweller: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/445620/Screen_Shot_2023-12-08_at_5_47_42_PM_png-3053677.JPG View Quote No, off just a little, but not by much….
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Obo2 Member Joined Feb 2012 Posts 35798 EE 0% (0) SYC	Posted: 12/8/2023 9:02:38 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By Saablook: No, off just a little, but not by much…. View Quote It should work for more people closer to the end of the year.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23438 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 9:21:52 PM EDT [#45] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23439 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 9:22:49 PM EDT [#46] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23440 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 9:23:20 PM EDT [#47] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23441 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 9:23:49 PM EDT [#48] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23442 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 9:24:23 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23443 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 12/8/2023 9:24:55 PM EDT [#50] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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