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It is a reference to Hillary's stunt of being strong enough to open a pickle jar on late night TV during the election.

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Originally Posted By strider98:

Do I really want to know what the deal is with the pickle?

It is a reference to Hillary's stunt of being strong enough to open a pickle jar on late night TV during the election.

And she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those kids. She didn't count on regular people knowing that the lid will pop the first time it's opened. It's an easy mistake to make if you have always been served by other people and never opened a jar in your entire miserable life.

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Loremsk Member Joined Dec 2011 Posts 7497 EE 100% (3) OR, USA	Posted: 6/12/2017 8:41:11 PM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By disco_jon75: I don't think you will ever get a C-130 to 50000 ft. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By disco_jon75: Originally Posted By JBski: HANO drops for commies! I don't think you will ever get a C-130 to 50000 ft. How about a C-17 with PAX-HAPES?
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Originally Posted By Aloxite:
And she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those kids. She didn't count on regular people knowing that the lid will pop the first time it's opened. It's an easy mistake to make if you have always been served by other people and never opened a jar in your entire miserable life.

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If she was a R, it would have been another GHW Bush scanner moment. As it was, she was further hailed by the propagandists.

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Posted: 6/12/2017 10:42:12 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By disco_jon75:
I don't think you will ever get a C-130 to 50000 ft.

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Originally Posted By JBski:

HANO drops for commies!

I don't think you will ever get a C-130 to 50000 ft.

We'll hammer out the little details when the time comes.

That post could be misconstrued in wildly inappropriate ways. I hope nobody takes that as a sigline, you could be like that guy that wanted to suck off a dood. -245PDG

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Posted: 6/13/2017 12:28:32 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By JBski:
We'll hammer out the little details when the time comes.

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Originally Posted By disco_jon75:

Originally Posted By JBski:

HANO drops for commies!

I don't think you will ever get a C-130 to 50000 ft.

We'll hammer out the little details when the time comes.

You put enough JATO on that sucker and you will see 50k

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Posted: 6/13/2017 1:10:47 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Andromax:
You put enough JATO on that sucker and you will see 50k

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Originally Posted By JBski:

Originally Posted By disco_jon75:

Originally Posted By JBski:

HANO drops for commies!

I don't think you will ever get a C-130 to 50000 ft.

We'll hammer out the little details when the time comes.

You put enough JATO on that sucker and you will see 50k

Give the aircrew 'cutes, it only has to get up there once.

That post could be misconstrued in wildly inappropriate ways. I hope nobody takes that as a sigline, you could be like that guy that wanted to suck off a dood. -245PDG

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 15985 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 6/13/2017 1:21:23 PM EDT [Last Edit: kar98k] [#25] . What with wind resistance and all... velocity-wise, does it really matter whether they leave the aircraft at 50,000 30,000 or 20,000 feet? About the only difference I see is the time it takes to impact. Well... that, and the whole passing out thing from having insufficient oxygen at the higher altitudes.
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Posted: 6/13/2017 1:43:44 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By kar98k:
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What with wind resistance and all... velocity-wise, does it really matter whether they leave the aircraft at 50,000 30,000 or 20,000 feet?

About the only difference I see is the time it takes to impact.

Well... that, and the whole passing out thing from having insufficient oxygen at the higher altitudes.

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According to my math, no.

A falling human (or commie) should reach 99% of terminal velocity after ~12.5 seconds, at which point they will have fallen 1,880' from the helicopter. That said, 1,880' isn't enough distance for wind to have a significant enough effect on the point of impact to allow optimum enjoyment through betting on where they will hit.

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Posted: 6/13/2017 5:03:01 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By disco_jon75:
I don't think you will ever get a C-130 to 50000 ft.

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Originally Posted By disco_jon75:

Originally Posted By JBski:

HANO drops for commies!

I don't think you will ever get a C-130 to 50000 ft.

Fill it with commies and I'll buy the JATO packs.

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Posted: 6/13/2017 5:09:03 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By SimonPhoto:
According to my math, no.

A falling human (or commie) should reach 99% of terminal velocity after ~12.5 seconds, at which point they will have fallen 1,880' from the helicopter. That said, 1,880' isn't enough distance for wind to have a significant enough effect on the point of impact to allow optimum enjoyment through betting on where they will hit.

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Originally Posted By kar98k:
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What with wind resistance and all... velocity-wise, does it really matter whether they leave the aircraft at 50,000 30,000 or 20,000 feet?

About the only difference I see is the time it takes to impact.

Well... that, and the whole passing out thing from having insufficient oxygen at the higher altitudes.

According to my math, no.

A falling human (or commie) should reach 99% of terminal velocity after ~12.5 seconds, at which point they will have fallen 1,880' from the helicopter. That said, 1,880' isn't enough distance for wind to have a significant enough effect on the point of impact to allow optimum enjoyment through betting on where they will hit.

Good idea. We could sell squares like cow shit bingo.

They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on.

One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.

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Originally Posted By waterglass:

not a meme, but you should know.
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Comey said that he leaked the memos to prompt a Special Counsel, The Special Counsel has a decades long long friendship and professional relationship with Comey.

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Posted: 6/14/2017 6:18:12 AM EDT

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Early Morning Dank Drop!

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The Original Dank (Th)eme Folks!

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