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ajb78 Member Joined Jan 2020 Posts 1098 EE 100% (1) CA, USA	Posted: 7/12/2024 7:06:38 PM EDT [#1] Attached File

mattman9696 Member Joined Oct 2015 Posts 3465 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 7/12/2024 7:20:03 PM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By ajb78: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/505412/1000133589_jpg-3264688.JPG View Quote And what’s wrong with that?

Hillbilly62 West Virginia born and bred Joined Dec 2022 Posts 3672 EE 0% (0) WV, USA	Posted: 7/12/2024 7:21:23 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By mattman9696: And what’s wrong with that? View Quote I agree with you. What is wrong with that? I haven’t smoked for 11 years but if you want to I don’t have a problem with it.
	Montani Semper Liberi Deuteronomy 31:6 ~ Be strong and courageous. Do not fear or be in dread of them, for it is the Lord your God who goes with you. He will not leave you or forsake you.”

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27889 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 7/12/2024 7:38:38 PM EDT [#4]

GUNSAP Member Joined Jun 2001 Posts 2027 EE 100% (8) NV, USA	Posted: 7/12/2024 7:47:30 PM EDT [#5] Quote History Originally Posted By ajb78: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/505412/1000133589_jpg-3264688.JPG View Quote Hahaha...our local diner still has one

dedreckon

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Posted: 7/12/2024 8:23:51 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By mPisi:

If you Google Project 2025 it states that every American male over the age of 30 will be entitled to an A10 Warthog and once President Trump signs off on it they'll be delivered to our driveways.

Unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/HSlhgvWejW
— \uD835\uDD4FANDER | ??????? ?? ?????\uD83C\uDFD5? (@actionxander) July 12, 2024

In 722 a group of christians in the north of Spain decided that they would wake up every day for the next 800 years with just one mission. To kick Islam out of the Peninsula.
In 1492 they did it
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Jose Muniz (@joseletemuniz) July 11, 2024

South Park predicting things again

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Callum (@AkkadSecretary) July 11, 2024

The median weight of an African-American woman, 40-59 years of age: 193 pounds.

The median weight of an Asian-American woman, 40-59 years of age: 129 pounds.

A 64-pound difference. pic.twitter.com/FrbdM6ucME
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Last two are a good pair. Wonder if single white women look up partner/husband stats on black men and if small towns in Ohio know why Haiti shits out so many "refugees"

But hey, they are now both diversified for life

zach_

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Posted: 7/12/2024 8:26:04 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Mariner82:
Ya know what? I would support all that.

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Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
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Ya know what? I would support all that.

The middle car seat belt holds a pony keg tight during transport.

z - Deplorable Neanderthal

Lonesome_Dave Member Joined Dec 2011 Posts 5796 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 7/12/2024 10:01:02 PM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://media.patriots.win/post/qAjl0yY1SRlE.jpeg View Quote He should have gotten vaxxed.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24729 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/12/2024 10:10:15 PM EDT [#9] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

flynlr Fuck Cancer Joined Sep 2006 Posts 6324 EE 100% (1) UT, USA	Posted: 7/12/2024 10:19:52 PM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By GUNSAP: Hahaha...our local diner still has one View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By GUNSAP: Originally Posted By ajb78: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/505412/1000133589_jpg-3264688.JPG Hahaha...our local diner still has one Still 45 cents for winstons?
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rbb2 Member Joined Jan 2013 Posts 15826 EE 100% (7) IA, USA	Posted: 7/12/2024 10:22:08 PM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: Attached File View Quote Must not be married...

64tinc

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Posted: 7/12/2024 10:32:18 PM EDT

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Smokers are selfish narcissist. So arrogant to think you can just ruin someone else's air because you decide not matters but you. While you don't care about other While you turn your lungs into charcoal. When I returned from Afghanistan I was overjoyed that they banned cigarette freaks from ruining meals like they did before. How can you spend all that money burning the air with your filthy smoke.

kozaki

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Posted: 7/12/2024 11:16:27 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By 64tinc:
Smokers are selfish narcissist. So arrogant to think you can just ruin someone else's air because you decide not matters but you. While you don't care about other While you turn your lungs into charcoal. When I returned from Afghanistan I was overjoyed that they banned cigarette freaks from ruining meals like they did before. How can you spend all that money burning the air with your filthy smoke.

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Were there any justice, this would take its place next to Nut Coal and My Mother the Truck Driver.

"I assure you, Mr. Mowry, that I am quite serious when I ask you to oblige by walking bow-legged."

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39869 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 7/12/2024 11:48:01 PM EDT [#14] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24731 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 12:42:36 AM EDT [#15] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 35191 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 12:44:04 AM EDT [#16] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 35192 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 12:44:54 AM EDT [#17] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 35193 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 12:45:28 AM EDT [#18] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 35194 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 12:46:02 AM EDT [#19] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 35195 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 12:47:14 AM EDT [#20] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 35196 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 12:48:43 AM EDT [#21] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 35197 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 12:51:30 AM EDT [#22] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24732 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 12:56:10 AM EDT [#23] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

GUNSAP

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Posted: 7/13/2024 1:11:31 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By flynlr:

Still 45 cents for winstons?

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Originally Posted By GUNSAP:

Originally Posted By ajb78:
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Hahaha...our local diner still has one

Still 45 cents for winstons?

Lol.. $10

Mariner82 Underway is the ONLY way Joined Jan 2013 Posts 46876 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 1:27:20 AM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By mattman9696: And what's wrong with that? View Quote Nothing. Nothing at all.
	You must hate a Democrat as you would the Devil. Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue. NorCal_LEO-assigned callsign Bulkhead

Mariner82 Underway is the ONLY way Joined Jan 2013 Posts 46877 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 1:28:52 AM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://media.patriots.win/post/qAjl0yY1SRlE.jpeg View Quote Too bad they used the "He doesn't have covid" defense on the debate performance.
	You must hate a Democrat as you would the Devil. Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue. NorCal_LEO-assigned callsign Bulkhead

BB868 Joined Aug 2006 Posts 4381 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 5:16:50 AM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/61458/IMG_20240712_170300_011_jpg-3264635.JPG View Quote I just got a new car less than a month ago and the first question I asked when I was shown the interior was "How do I put a CD player in it?", and the very young sales guy looked back at me

zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 19156 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 6:52:06 AM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20240709_205915_jpg-3264997.JPG View Quote Those first smallish analog phones were the shit. Most of us still had pagers.
	z - Deplorable Neanderthal

chronium76 Joined Jan 2007 Posts 4282 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 7:07:01 AM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/Untitled-3261145.jpg View Quote Attached File

rcav8r

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Posted: 7/13/2024 7:50:33 AM EDT

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Those pull knob cig machines broke often enough that you could get free cigs.

A bunch of kids at the grocery store lobby found one that would give you any one you wanted. 2 hard pulls against the stop, and the third pull would dispense it.

Another one at the pamida would dispense one brand.

And at the VFW, we always checked the matchbook button the cigarette machine.

"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree.

Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

JuanPing The One and Only Joined May 2014 Posts 9272 EE 100% (6) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 10:05:51 AM EDT [#31]
	Your conclusions were all wrong

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6540 EE 100% (107) NJ, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 11:53:22 AM EDT [#32] Attached File

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 52690 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 1:47:58 PM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20240709_205915_jpg-3264997.JPG View Quote consider me confused too
	Always blame autocorrect.

zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 19165 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 1:59:54 PM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: consider me confused too View Quote 21 years arf and you don't know the original text method.
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giantpune

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Posted: 7/13/2024 2:02:17 PM EDT

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Dude intentionally breaking every HOA rule.

Ok so there’s more to this story. Apparently this house is right on the border of an HOA community- but THEY aren’t in the community. They took their camper out to do some work on it, and the HOA tried to fine them to get them to remove their camper. As an act of retaliation,… https://t.co/cB1cdARBn0
Tracy Beanz (@tracybeanz) July 8, 2024

craig24680

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Posted: 7/13/2024 2:19:15 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By giantpune:
Dude intentionally breaking every HOA rule.

Ok so there’s more to this story. Apparently this house is right on the border of an HOA community- but THEY aren’t in the community. They took their camper out to do some work on it, and the HOA tried to fine them to get them to remove their camper. As an act of retaliation,… https://t.co/cB1cdARBn0
Tracy Beanz (@tracybeanz) July 8, 2024

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HOAs are the devil mixed with Nazis
I approve of this guy and what he's doing

PROUD AMMOSEXUAL
Adam Calhoun: "You can’t hurt my feelings, I was born in the 80's"

AA717driver Western Culture Supremacist... Joined Mar 2009 Posts 34466 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 2:33:41 PM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By kozaki: Were there any justice, this would take its place next to Nut Coal and My Mother the Truck Driver. View Quote Probably too short to be copypasta.
	In America, the village idiots have organized.

AA717driver Western Culture Supremacist... Joined Mar 2009 Posts 34467 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 2:38:09 PM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By DrywellDweller: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/445620/Screen_Shot_2024-07-13_at_11_47_09_AM_pn-3265238.JPG View Quote This could kill a Newsome candidacy. The memes would be brutal.
	In America, the village idiots have organized.

_DR

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Posted: 7/13/2024 2:39:59 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
consider me confused too

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For you young ones - In the late 90s/early 2000s brick and flip phones had no touch screen, the only way to text (SMS) while on that app (which had to be accessed through key initiated menus) was to hit the phone number key that had the letter you needed on it. Each key had three alternate characters.
The first rapid key press after the initial number press gave the first of the 3 letters on the number key key, a key press with a rapid second press following gave you the second letter, and two rapid presses following the initial rapid press gave you the third letter. Same with special characters. Yes it was tedious. Real smart phones were rare at that time. The iPhone didn't appear until 2007. This is why the Blackberry phone became so popular. It had a real keyboard.

"According to Argonne National Laboratory, it takes 100 pounds of battery in an EV to go a distance achieved by only one pound of gasoline in an ICE vehicle"

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 52694 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 2:42:30 PM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By zach_: 21 years arf and you don't know the original text method. View Quote I do, but it looked like too much work to decode it.
	Always blame autocorrect.

Leisure_Shoot

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Posted: 7/13/2024 2:43:35 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By _DR:

For you young ones - In the late 90s/early 2000s brick and flip phones had no touch screen, the only way to text (SMS) while on that app (which had to be accessed through key initiated menus) was to hit the phone number key that had the letter you needed on it. Each key had three alternate characters.
If I remember correctly, the first key press gave the the first of 3 letters on the key, a key press with a rapid second press following gave you the second letter, and two rapid presses following the initial press gave you the third letter. Same with special characters. Yes it was tedious. Real smart phones were rare at that time. The iPhone didn't appear until 2007. This is why the Blackberry phone became so popular. It had a real keyboard.

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I noticed you didnt decode the text, either.

Always blame autocorrect.

_DR Innocent Bystander Joined May 2003 Posts 60251 EE 100% (18) TX, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 2:44:27 PM EDT [Last Edit: _DR] [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: I noticed you didnt decode the text, either. View Quote It says (language warning): Click To View Spoiler You are a cunt
	"According to Argonne National Laboratory, it takes 100 pounds of battery in an EV to go a distance achieved by only one pound of gasoline in an ICE vehicle"

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39871 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 4:13:09 PM EDT [#43] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 10687 EE 100% (267) TX, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 4:18:58 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By DrywellDweller: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/445620/Screen_Shot_2024-07-12_at_2_14_09_PM_png-3264426.JPG View Quote Attached File
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

glock099 Join date, post count Joined Mar 2009 Posts 635 EE 100% (12) TX, USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 4:30:07 PM EDT [#45] Attached File
	"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed"

Shinji_Ikari

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Posted: 7/13/2024 6:18:57 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
I noticed you didnt decode the text, either.

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Oh, so the younger ones are outing themselves?

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24738 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 7:00:54 PM EDT [#47] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24739 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 7:01:16 PM EDT [#48] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24740 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 7:01:44 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24741 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/13/2024 7:02:09 PM EDT [#50] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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