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Jimmmy1111 Joined Sep 2005 Posts 4661 EE 100% (7) MD, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 11:18:10 AM EDT [#1] Attached File

Shinji_Ikari Member Joined Mar 2013 Posts 10378 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 11:46:27 AM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By Jimmmy1111: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20240707_204319_jpg-3262252.JPG View Quote Awesome page own.

buck19delta Member Joined Feb 2006 Posts 58491 EE 100% (53) KY, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 11:51:34 AM EDT [#3] Attached File
	USA politics dynamic is exactly like the WWF, it’s a total fake fight / soap opera designed to trick you and steal your money, not help you.

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6550 EE 100% (107) NJ, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 12:32:10 PM EDT [#4] Attached File

Poppaduc Member Joined Sep 2020 Posts 440 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 12:49:07 PM EDT [#5]

Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 29638 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 7/15/2024 1:04:13 PM EDT [Last Edit: Pesty] [#6] Attached File Attached File Ooops Attached File Anybody care to share this with the secret service sounds like a direct threat to me Attached File Ooops Attached File
	You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon. Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 52721 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 1:05:20 PM EDT [Last Edit: Leisure_Shoot] [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By Poppaduc: https://i.imgur.com/6cLKjlO.png View Quote They missed just a little by calling it an "assassination attempt". Dems are being very careful to never do that.
	Always blame autocorrect.

speedothebrief

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Posted: 7/15/2024 1:22:52 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By 19ontheslide:

Ok, but what about your XXXL sized hands??

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Originally Posted By wganz:

Really??
With my XXXL sized hands, had to have a broken toothpick with me to peck out the message.
After awhile, I just gave up on it. Refused to answer any text. Soon, they gave up asking me if I had gotten a text as I'd tell them that I was still trying to answer their first message.

Ok, but what about your XXXL sized hands??

PossumKing Yeah, well I hope you die... Joined Nov 2008 Posts 9485 EE 100% (7) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 1:45:17 PM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By Poppaduc: https://i.imgur.com/6cLKjlO.png View Quote Savage. The Bee is dropping nuclear memes.

CodDawkins

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Posted: 7/15/2024 1:55:40 PM EDT

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U.S. According to sources, the United States Secret Service plans to beef up Trump's security team with a squad of blind midgets.

"I have personally vetted these seeing-impaired persons of limited stature and certify them ready for deployment," Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle said in a statement.

Republican leadership questioned the effectiveness of these new agents but the agency dismissed their concerns as bigoted. "They asked why they were so short and also why they kept bumping into things, and that's just not acceptable," Direct Cheatle said. "They are as devoted to their duty as they are physically handicapped."

"I can think of no one better to protect President Trump than this loveable group of misfits. We call the smallest one Pepper."

The Department of Homeland Security, which oversees the Secret Service, confirmed the recruitment. Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas called them "adorable" and "real go-getters."

"These agents are as tough as any 7' tall man. Tougher even," Secretary Mayorkas said. "They still have to pass the same tests as a normal agent, albeit with the benefit of a handicap in their favor. We don't make them hop over walls or climb stairs, for example. That would just be mean."

Despite concerns from the right, Trump isn't worried. "I am proud to be protected by these little tiny people, not that I need any protection, by the way," he said to cheers. "These cute little Secret Service are very adorable and fantastic Americans. And they wouldn't have jobs if it weren't for me."

At publishing time, Biden had requested a dozen more highly qualified, full-grown men be added to his own security detail to shield him from the cameras next time he falls.

CodDawkins Member Joined Sep 2001 Posts 776 EE 100% (79) GA, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 1:57:19 PM EDT [#11]

Whamo Team Member Joined Jul 2008 Posts 10475 EE 100% (6) NJ, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 2:33:43 PM EDT [#12] Attached File
	"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." Robert E. Howard

Dragynn ornery ol' redneck Joined Jan 2012 Posts 11200 EE 100% (91) SD, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 3:53:38 PM EDT [#13]
	Smaug:"I laid low the warriors of old and their like is not in the world today". 1 dedicated marksman who held his ground and kept shooting:"Haha bow go twang!"

giantpune Joined Sep 2016 Posts 12027 EE 100% (21) GA, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 4:15:17 PM EDT [Last Edit: giantpune] [#14] Youtube video, but its so short, it may as well be a gif or a still photo meme. $2M ev crashes 5ft after the starting line. Maybe running the same software as that tesla that rammed the jeep and drove off the road recently. Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMABG2rPW44

Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 29639 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 7/15/2024 5:32:41 PM EDT [#15] Attached File
	You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon. Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

Cycolac I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. Joined Mar 2019 Posts 11627 EE 100% (17) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 5:51:16 PM EDT [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By Pesty: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/398238/IMG_9036_png-3267698.JPG View Quote Umm...they're Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
	I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 19195 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 6:12:21 PM EDT [#17] Does JD Vance look like Francis from Full Metal Jacket? Attached File Attached File
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Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 29640 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 7/15/2024 6:27:00 PM EDT [#18] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon. Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

R0N Member Joined Aug 2004 Posts 30566 EE 100% (94) TX, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 6:49:08 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By zach_: Does JD Vance look like Francis from Full Metal Jacket?https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-3_jpeg-3267733.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-2_jpeg-3267734.JPG View Quote Francis? Rct Pyle real name in the Movie was Leonard Lawrence
	In the real world off-campus, good marksmanship trumps good will.

TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 18388 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 6:52:33 PM EDT [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By Cycolac: Umm...they're Rock'em Sock'em Robots. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By Cycolac: Originally Posted By Pesty: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/398238/IMG_9036_png-3267698.JPG Umm...they're Rock'em Sock'em Robots. I mean, it is FJB we're talking here.
	History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter. ---spartacus2002

taliv Joined Jul 2004 Posts 6618 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 6:56:53 PM EDT [#21] We need some obiwan kenobi if you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can imagine memes

Thuban Member Joined Jan 2006 Posts 18974 EE 0% (0) AL, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 7:02:59 PM EDT [#22] For what it's worth. I am seeing a lot of Democrats calling for violence. I would suggest that everyone create a separate folder and save these images. That way when you see some Leftist accuses Conservatives of being the violent ones you can bombard them with evidence to the contrary. Things get memory holed and we need to remember this.
	There are 100 kinds of people, those who can both understand binary and extrapolate from incomplete information…

glock23c Member Joined Jan 2002 Posts 3605 EE 100% (23) AR, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 7:18:23 PM EDT [#23] Attached File

jmftexas egotistical extremist Joined Jan 2008 Posts 10382 EE 100% (5) TX, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 7:24:02 PM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By zach_: Does JD Vance look like Francis from Full Metal Jacket?https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-3_jpeg-3267733.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-2_jpeg-3267734.JPG View Quote No

FredMan PondLife Joined Jul 2005 Posts 39991 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 7:26:07 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By zach_: Does JD Vance look like Francis from Full Metal Jacket?https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-3_jpeg-3267733.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-2_jpeg-3267734.JPG View Quote No. Just…no
	GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.

Colt653 . Joined Feb 2001 Posts 37791 EE 100% (24) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 8:11:08 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By zach_: Does JD Vance look like Francis from Full Metal Jacket?https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-3_jpeg-3267733.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-2_jpeg-3267734.JPG View Quote

SamuelAdams1776 Joined Jul 2014 Posts 25956 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 8:26:34 PM EDT [#27]

Poppaduc Member Joined Sep 2020 Posts 441 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 8:36:18 PM EDT [#28] I'm starting to like this guy.

hodgescl Joined Nov 2008 Posts 3931 EE 100% (9) VA, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 8:45:57 PM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By Poppaduc: I'm starting to like this guy. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSjwy3uacAEPsZs?format=jpg&name=small View Quote Damn. Free adds.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 32102 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 8:47:02 PM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By Poppaduc: I'm starting to like this guy. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSjwy3uacAEPsZs?format=jpg&name=small View Quote . well.... he doesn't seem committed abolishing the NFA in its entirety that's strike one .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

zach_

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Posted: 7/15/2024 8:48:35 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By R0N:

Francis?

Rct Pyle real name in the Movie was Leonard Lawrence

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Originally Posted By zach_:
Does JD Vance look like Francis from Full Metal Jacket?https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-3_jpeg-3267733.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-2_jpeg-3267734.JPG

Francis?

Rct Pyle real name in the Movie was Leonard Lawrence

Whatever

z - Deplorable Neanderthal

MeatBag Joined Dec 2011 Posts 14909 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 8:57:46 PM EDT [#32] Berserk soundtrack - 4 Gatsu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 44823 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 9:00:44 PM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By zach_: Whatever View Quote Lighten up Francis.
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27994 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 9:39:34 PM EDT [#34] "If you don't vote Donald Trump, you ain't black." Rep. John James pic.twitter.com/rWtB15zRDQ — RSBN \uD83C\uDDFA\uD83C\uDDF8 (@RSBNetwork) July 16, 2024

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27995 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 9:44:30 PM EDT [#35]

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27997 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 9:48:23 PM EDT [#36] "Would you be open to doing [another debate with President Trump] in the next few weeks?" BIDEN: No. "Is there a sense of wanting to get back on the horse?" BIDEN (confused): "I'M ON THE HORSE ... I don't need notes. I don't need a teleprompter!" pic.twitter.com/0t284S06Uo RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 16, 2024

RarestRX

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Posted: 7/15/2024 9:54:59 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:

"Would you be open to doing [another debate with President Trump] in the next few weeks?"

BIDEN: No.

"Is there a sense of wanting to get back on the horse?"

BIDEN (confused): "I'M ON THE HORSE ... I don't need notes. I don't need a teleprompter!" pic.twitter.com/0t284S06Uo
RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 16, 2024

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texaggie77

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Posted: 7/15/2024 9:59:28 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Poppaduc:
I'm starting to like this guy.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSjwy3uacAEPsZs?format=jpg&name=small

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Super weird. When I first saw that I didn’t realize it was a negative ad from the left. I honestly thought it was an ad from the right. The right could totally use this exact same ad. Word for word. Except maybe the NRA part needs to change to FPC, GOA, or SAF.

MeatBag Joined Dec 2011 Posts 14910 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 10:10:59 PM EDT [#39] Ima tell my kids this exactly how it happened pic.twitter.com/tqr3K3hpaF Skely (@123skely) July 15, 2024

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24761 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 10:11:54 PM EDT [#40] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

Golden-Arm Joined May 2012 Posts 14208 EE 100% (17) FL, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 10:34:28 PM EDT [Last Edit: Golden-Arm] [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By zach_: Does JD Vance look like Francis from Full Metal Jacket?https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-3_jpeg-3267733.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/411387/download-2_jpeg-3267734.JPG View Quote his name was leonard lawrence, not francis. eta: treed by ron.

mnvwguy02

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Posted: 7/15/2024 10:49:45 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By texaggie77:

Super weird. When I first saw that I didn’t realize it was a negative ad from the left. I honestly thought it was an ad from the right. The right could totally use this exact same ad. Word for word. Except maybe the NRA part needs to change to FPC, GOA, or SAF.

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Originally Posted By texaggie77:

Originally Posted By Poppaduc:
I'm starting to like this guy.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSjwy3uacAEPsZs?format=jpg&name=small

Super weird. When I first saw that I didn’t realize it was a negative ad from the left. I honestly thought it was an ad from the right. The right could totally use this exact same ad. Word for word. Except maybe the NRA part needs to change to FPC, GOA, or SAF.

Agree.

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.

Sigifrith Member Joined Feb 2001 Posts 1633 EE 100% (7) AR, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 10:52:10 PM EDT [#43] Attached File Attached File
	I've often said that Democrats are the only reason to vote for republicans. Thomas Sowell

15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 26264 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 10:52:56 PM EDT [#44]

Minerk

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Posted: 7/15/2024 11:15:20 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By texaggie77:

Super weird. When I first saw that I didn’t realize it was a negative ad from the left. I honestly thought it was an ad from the right. The right could totally use this exact same ad. Word for word. Except maybe the NRA part needs to change to FPC, GOA, or SAF.

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Honestly, why change the NRA bit? I think we're all happy he "took" money from the NRA instead of WLP spending it on suits.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24763 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 11:16:22 PM EDT [#46] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24764 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 11:16:47 PM EDT [#47] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24765 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 11:18:11 PM EDT [#48] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24766 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 11:18:40 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24767 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/15/2024 11:19:02 PM EDT [#50] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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