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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24793 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 2:15:54 PM EST [Last Edit: uxo2] [#1] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 28051 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 2:19:03 PM EST [#2] A bin that Secret Service agents cannot use: pic.twitter.com/eVh7huIFod — DogeDesigner (@cb_doge) July 17, 2024

pikachu Member Joined Dec 2004 Posts 1052 EE 100% (8) NH, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 3:20:25 PM EST [#3] -P

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Firearmsenthusiast Member Joined Dec 2015 Posts 13803 EE 0% (0) ND, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 4:23:00 PM EST [Last Edit: Firearmsenthusiast] [#6]
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ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 35217 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 4:54:22 PM EST [#7] Attached File
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TheOTHERmaninblack

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Posted: 7/17/2024 4:57:12 PM EST

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Originally Posted By uxo2:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20240715_193725_jpg-3269139.JPG

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20240717_062235_jpg-3269140.JPG

“So what are you getting night vision for?”

Me: pic.twitter.com/V8JztYTUts
Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) July 16, 2024

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Meh. He'dve been fine if his fellow feds hadn't shot him from behind.

History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter.
---spartacus2002

XeonEvolved Member Joined Aug 2016 Posts 2542 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 4:59:49 PM EST [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By Firearmsenthusiast: View Quote Poor play on words + capitalizing each word in title. Donald trumps death not Donald Trumps death

redoubt Something witty. Joined May 2005 Posts 14717 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 5:00:47 PM EST [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By XeonEvolved: Poor play on words + capitalizing each word in title. Donald trumps death not Donald Trump's death View Quote Fixed it for you.
	Life is about choices. If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.

TheOTHERmaninblack

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Posted: 7/17/2024 5:09:04 PM EST

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Originally Posted By XeonEvolved:

Poor play on words + capitalizing each word in title.
Donald trumps death
not Donald Trumps death

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Originally Posted By XeonEvolved:

Originally Posted By Firearmsenthusiast:
https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED590/66953ad92e8f2.webp

Poor play on words + capitalizing each word in title.
Donald trumps death
not Donald Trumps death

See, it's probably because so many people add superfluous apostrophes in inappropriate places, they just ran out.

History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter.
---spartacus2002

Strela

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Posted: 7/17/2024 5:16:37 PM EST

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Originally Posted By XeonEvolved:

Poor play on words + capitalizing each word in title.
Donald trumps death
not Donald Trumps death

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Originally Posted By XeonEvolved:

Originally Posted By Firearmsenthusiast:
https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED590/66953ad92e8f2.webp

Poor play on words + capitalizing each word in title.
Donald trumps death
not Donald Trumps death

I'll bet the Times didn't agonize over using the photo and worry about its effect on FJB.

"An age of glory passed like a lightning flash. The mandate of heaven passed from you but you didn't see. Times change and power passes. It is the pity of the world."

Song dynasty poet

Shinji_Ikari Member Joined Mar 2013 Posts 10398 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 5:17:00 PM EST [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By Whamo: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/164879/Screen_Shot_2024-07-17_at_14_15_19_png-3269465.JPG View Quote Awesome.

Shinji_Ikari Member Joined Mar 2013 Posts 10399 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 5:20:36 PM EST [Last Edit: Shinji_Ikari] [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/451943095_3684856358394693_5212702310821-3269516.JPG View Quote None of ya'll have heard of Goats on a Roof?

FredMan PondLife Joined Jul 2005 Posts 40009 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 5:25:20 PM EST [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By XeonEvolved: Poor play on words + capitalizing each word in title. Donald trumps death not Donald Trumps death View Quote Intentional. Very intentional. It’s a headline, after all. Very clever.
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bodybagger

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Posted: 7/17/2024 6:11:37 PM EST

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Originally Posted By Shinji_Ikari:

None of ya'll have heard of Goats on a Roof?

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Originally Posted By Shinji_Ikari:

Originally Posted By uxo2:
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None of ya'll have heard of Goats on a Roof?

Billy Earl The GOAT , STUCK ON THE NEIGHBORS ROOF AGAIN ?????? "GET DOWN BILLY EARL"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfscyx0hPog

I think one of the major problems with America today is not enough families sit down to a big plate of squirrels momma just fried up.

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6558 EE 100% (112) NJ, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 6:27:45 PM EST [#17] Attached File

Cycolac

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Posted: 7/17/2024 6:45:04 PM EST

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Originally Posted By Shinji_Ikari:

None of ya'll have heard of Goats on a Roof?

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Originally Posted By Shinji_Ikari:

Originally Posted By uxo2:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/451943095_3684856358394693_5212702310821-3269516.JPG

None of ya'll have heard of Goats on a Roof?

I've heard of goat screw before. I think that fits the current 'thing'.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

ITCHY-FINGER Member Joined Oct 2007 Posts 17432 EE 100% (129) FL, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 6:45:20 PM EST [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By noob5000000: What's the sloped roof reference? Was the slope of the roof officially blamed for missing the shooter? View Quote SS Snipers only have 80MOA of adjustment in their scope...

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 28062 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 6:51:42 PM EST [#20]

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Max Boot, one of the chief purveyors of the "Russian asset" narrative, is married to an unregistered foreign agent? And she has been indicted for selling access, accepting bribes, sharing non-public info with South Korean officials, etc.?

That ... you couldn't write that. https://t.co/7gkfFVbWD6
T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) July 17, 2024

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FlockaCGulz Reluctant Philanthropist Joined Jul 2016 Posts 5527 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 7:34:17 PM EST [#22]
	Then the priest says, "What are you mad at me for? I don't even own a kayak!"

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39895 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 7:53:26 PM EST [#23] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39896 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 7:54:12 PM EST [#24] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39897 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 7:55:07 PM EST [#25] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39898 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 7:55:39 PM EST [#26] Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

sgthatred Member Joined Oct 2009 Posts 3926 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 8:10:26 PM EST [#27]
	If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.

RTUtah Member Joined Dec 2006 Posts 28391 EE 100% (102) NC, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 8:13:04 PM EST [#28] Attached File
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iveseenalittleontv

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Posted: 7/17/2024 8:27:35 PM EST

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The Austin Private Wealth company that reportedly shorted 12,000,000 shares of $DJT with a filing date of July 12th made a HUGE, HUGE bet that Trump's business value would plummet. Guess who this company donates to? Here are just a few from their website:

ACLU
ADL Austin
Shalom… https://t.co/mEio796JGh
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extractr Member Joined Feb 2012 Posts 6392 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 8:42:06 PM EST [#30] Attached File
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WILSON Laissez-faire Joined Nov 2000 Posts 60845 EE 100% (187) IL, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 9:16:52 PM EST [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By sgthatred: https://i.imgur.com/lUp8Gpd.jpeg View Quote
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posifour11 Little member Joined Sep 2006 Posts 4929 EE 100% (4) AR, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 9:43:52 PM EST [#32] Attached File
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kozaki

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Posted: 7/17/2024 10:04:12 PM EST

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Max Boot, one of the chief purveyors of the "Russian asset" narrative, is married to an unregistered foreign agent? And she has been indicted for selling access, accepting bribes, sharing non-public info with South Korean officials, etc.?

That ... you couldn't write that. https://t.co/7gkfFVbWD6
T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) July 17, 2024

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Have you ever seen some dude with a big bald dome and thought, "Shit, he'd look seriously odd with hair"?

Yeah, that's Max Boot.

Fuck you, Max, and (I say this as someone who wears a size 7-7/8 hat) your big weird head.

"I assure you, Mr. Mowry, that I am quite serious when I ask you to oblige by walking bow-legged."

WildBoar Joined Oct 2004 Posts 67908 EE 100% (4) FL, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 10:06:09 PM EST [Last Edit: WildBoar] [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By Whamo: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/164879/Screen_Shot_2024-07-17_at_14_15_19_png-3269465.JPG View Quote "Reveled" I hate the Left but he Right really sucks at proofreading their memes. It's of good memes though

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24794 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 11:03:24 PM EST [#35] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

tominjax Joined Aug 2008 Posts 13365 EE 100% (51) FL, USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 11:13:28 PM EST [#36]

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Posted: 7/17/2024 11:18:52 PM EST

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Max Boot, one of the chief purveyors of the "Russian asset" narrative, is married to an unregistered foreign agent? And she has been indicted for selling access, accepting bribes, sharing non-public info with South Korean officials, etc.?

That ... you couldn't write that. https://t.co/7gkfFVbWD6
T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) July 17, 2024

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Max’s profile pic tells you all you need to know.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24795 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 7/17/2024 11:22:05 PM EST [#39] Attached File Attached File
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Gone_Fission

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Posted: 7/17/2024 11:32:08 PM EST

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Originally Posted By Dragynn:
More weirdness from the Brits. A faggot as i'm sure most of you know, is a term for a bundle of sticks tied together used to make a fire. How this became a pejorative for gay people is beyond me. I mean it does work as an insult in the original context for everybody, it's like saying they're dumb as a box of rocks.

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Back in high school, we had trapper keepers that held trappers in them (folders). They had common conversions on the inside folds: 500 sheets of paper equals a ream, 20 reams equals a faggot.
You know what ream is slang for, right?

The_Fly Bastard of the network Joined Sep 2005 Posts 18950 EE 100% (15) CO, USA	Posted: 7/18/2024 12:01:41 AM EST [Last Edit: The_Fly] [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/Screenshot_20240717-211528_png-3269994.JPG View Quote That would make for a great range target
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TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 18434 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 7/18/2024 1:53:22 AM EST [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/Screenshot_20240717-211528_png-3269994.JPG View Quote Where'd that come from? ATM, I'mma have to press X to doubt.
	History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter. ---spartacus2002

tominjax Joined Aug 2008 Posts 13369 EE 100% (51) FL, USA	Posted: 7/18/2024 4:49:16 AM EST [#43] So there I was...

WoodHeat Biden is a traitor Joined Nov 2008 Posts 17862 EE 100% (56) NH, USA	Posted: 7/18/2024 4:58:33 AM EST [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By tominjax: So there I was... https://i.ibb.co/PQnVZCP/FB-IMG-1721286618161.jpg View Quote It's funny we haven't head from old Dorito Head about the AR-15 used to shoot Trump. I guess he's conflicted.

Shinji_Ikari Member Joined Mar 2013 Posts 10401 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 7/18/2024 5:43:15 AM EST [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSujc-nWkAA1wsC?format=jpg&name=small View Quote We are too, of you!

Shinji_Ikari Member Joined Mar 2013 Posts 10402 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 7/18/2024 5:48:56 AM EST [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By RTUtah: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/111561/133644_Y-3269830_jpg-3269834.JPG View Quote Strategicly Locatetex to Alternate Location and repurposed.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 32112 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 7/18/2024 6:06:00 AM EST [#47] Originally Posted By uxo2: . looks like a typical republican kid to me .
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rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 15846 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 7/18/2024 6:15:47 AM EST [#48] Attached File
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