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bigairt Member Joined Aug 2012 Posts 1011 EE 100% (2) CT, USA	Posted: 12/19/2017 9:07:54 PM EDT [#1] 253

Aloxite Group W Bench Joined Dec 2005 Posts 12007 EE 100% (70) WA, USA	Posted: 12/19/2017 9:30:16 PM EDT [#2]
	They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.

madmathew Member Joined Oct 2006 Posts 27176 EE 100% (7) MI, USA	Posted: 12/19/2017 9:52:35 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/L-b8UtCrBCHaGWEo-nOSUEYDh5SNy2WxHnTSUv2rTSY.jpg?w=432&s=1f946aac3192c6f793556b0f2a8b29e6 View Quote Glad to see that they are coming to their senses.

m1awolf Member Joined Mar 2004 Posts 20919 EE 100% (19) MT, USA	Posted: 12/19/2017 10:05:34 PM EDT [#4] My very first
	Team Ranstad Camp Patriot Task Force Dagger Foundation Tennessee Squire A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

A_Friendly_Manatee

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Posted: 12/19/2017 10:13:09 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By kar98k:
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have to put this in a spoiler to not slow the page for those with wind-up 'puters. it's a 4 MB video - but still worth it

H Clinton interview:
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lots of libs go on here to show how edgy and relevant they are

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My favorite one of those was when he asked Obama what it was like being the last black president.

Edge-To-Life

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Posted: 12/19/2017 10:16:54 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:

At the UN we're always asked to do more & give more. So, when we make a decision, at the will of the American ppl, abt where to locate OUR embassy, we don't expect those we've helped to target us. On Thurs there'll be a vote criticizing our choice. The US will be taking names. pic.twitter.com/ZsusB8Hqt4
Nikki Haley (@nikkihaley) December 19, 2017

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I love her

fudimo1 Call Sign Hardtack Joined Dec 2013 Posts 3234 EE 0% (0) WY, USA	Posted: 12/19/2017 11:25:27 PM EDT [#7]
	They will treat the GWOT the same way they have treated The War On Drugs They will squeeze every dime from the taxpayer to grow their agencies and gain more power by robbing our Freedoms. .

kar98k

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Posted: 12/19/2017 11:41:01 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:

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Originally Posted By Foxnews_FTW:

I assume the non-media panic headline is
Government (taxpayerpaid) money, government (taxpayerpaid) benefits, and government (taxpayerpaid) phones have been rescinded?

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That's what I assumed.
Then I went to the Express website.
Here's what it says.

Austria launches new migrant policy: Benefits cut, phones seized and money taken
AUSTRIA has introduced a hardline new migrant policy following the swearing-in of its new coalition government.
Joey Millar
PUBLISHED: 15:06, Tue, Dec 19, 2017 | UPDATED: 18:27, Tue, Dec 19, 2017

The Conservative People's Party (OVP) and the far-right Freedom Party (FPO) both ran their campaign on an anti-migrant policies. And the new government has quickly rolled out a series of migrant rules for those arriving in the country.

Phones will be seized upon entry, allowing border officials to analyze mobile data to determine migrants' identities.
Money will also be taken from migrants and put towards the cost of caring for people arriving in the country.
And benefits will be stopped for some migrants who have not yet "paid into" the country.

The changes were outlined in a 180-page document written by the OVP and FPO. The partnership promised to do "much better" to combat issues regarding migration but said "nobody had anything to fear".

On benefits, 31-year-old new Chancellor Sebastian Kurz said: "It will no longer happen for migrants who have never worked here a single day or paid anything into the social system to get thousands of euros in welfare."

Thousands of people took to the streets to protest the new government during the swearing-in ceremony in the capital of Austria. Police said 6,000 people gathered in Heroes Square, where they chanted "refugees welcome" and "no Nazi pigs".

During the swearing-in ceremony Austrian president Alexander Van der Bellen said: "Working with the weakest shows what our values are really worth."
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Mr Kurz will now travel to Brussels to meet EU chiefs alarmed at the far-right presence in Austria's government - its only stronghold in Western Europe. However the young Chancellor has ruled out a vote on an EU referendum and urged the government to be pro-Brussels.

He has, however, already rejected the EU's migrant quota, joining Hungary and Poland in a stand-off with the bloc.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/894327/austria-migrants-fpo-ovp-sebastian-kurz-eu</section>

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If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic

No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

p2tharizo Official Callsign: Takedown Joined Oct 2011 Posts 9524 EE 100% (40) AZ, USA	Posted: 12/19/2017 11:45:08 PM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By raven: Give council https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRRE2AUXcAAP99r.jpg:large View Quote That gives me hope.
	Sir Peepslayer of the Mohave Wasteland-Proud Knight of the No Agenda Round Table.

Aloxite Group W Bench Joined Dec 2005 Posts 12008 EE 100% (70) WA, USA	Posted: 12/19/2017 11:51:25 PM EDT [#10]
	They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.

shocktrp

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Posted: 12/20/2017 3:56:46 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:

At the UN we're always asked to do more & give more. So, when we make a decision, at the will of the American ppl, abt where to locate OUR embassy, we don't expect those we've helped to target us. On Thurs there'll be a vote criticizing our choice. The US will be taking names. pic.twitter.com/ZsusB8Hqt4
Nikki Haley (@nikkihaley) December 19, 2017

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRcRO0YVQAAWQxB.jpg

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Our policy should be that if you vote against us on anything we cut off all foreign aid to your country.
If our troops are stationed there, we pull them out...

There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Creepy-Ass Cracka Joined Jan 2004 Posts 21830 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 4:53:30 AM EDT [#12]
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

NotoriousBRT

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Posted: 12/20/2017 5:05:13 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By navvet89:
iirc correctly she caved on the Confederate monuments in SC, no love lost for me.

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Originally Posted By navvet89:

Originally Posted By TxLewis:
If TAY TAY had a mentor, I'd like to think it's the amazing Nikki Haley.

Txl

iirc correctly she caved on the Confederate monuments in SC, no love lost for me.

She did, but she's been batting 1000 lately, so I can forgive a mistake.

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 30943 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 9:15:31 AM EDT [Last Edit: Leisure_Shoot] [#14] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Always blame autocorrect.

Tactical_Spartan Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 3562 EE 0% (0) IA, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 10:08:59 AM EDT [#15] Attached File
	Stop repeat offenders - Don't re-elect them!

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 2258 EE 100% (1) KAZ	Posted: 12/20/2017 10:18:09 AM EDT [Last Edit: Enzo300] [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By m1awolf: My very first https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4638/24309596607_8844dd6552.jpg View Quote Nice! The Meme War appreciates every able bodied soldier. We've been winning for a year, but there is SO much winning going on this week.
	Triggers With Attitude

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 2259 EE 100% (1) KAZ	Posted: 12/20/2017 10:31:24 AM EDT [#17]
	Triggers With Attitude

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 10842 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 12:47:53 PM EDT [#18] The Health Minister of Belgium Clicking the spoiler may be hazardous to your health. Don't say you haven't been warned! Click To View Spoiler

StromBusa Joined Feb 2013 Posts 1474 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 12:51:49 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By 2ndamendmentknights: I love her View Quote Atta Girl

StromBusa Joined Feb 2013 Posts 1475 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 12:59:56 PM EDT [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: The Health Minister of Belgium Clicking the spoiler may be hazardous to your health. Don't say you haven't been warned! Click To View Spoiler https://i.redditmedia.com/EtXIXqge7vUMRtAutvnJEsvT79x31d_gzIN4yxeFzY8.jpg?w=941&s=3478c0e92a2652a4070f480707dc61a7 View Quote yuck, health minister? Satire, got it

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 2263 EE 100% (1) KAZ	Posted: 12/20/2017 1:03:44 PM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: The Health Minister of Belgium Clicking the spoiler may be hazardous to your health. Don't say you haven't been warned! Click To View Spoiler https://i.redditmedia.com/EtXIXqge7vUMRtAutvnJEsvT79x31d_gzIN4yxeFzY8.jpg?w=941&s=3478c0e92a2652a4070f480707dc61a7 View Quote She looks.... Choco-laden.
	Triggers With Attitude

mike_nds Co-Owner NoDak Spud LLC Joined Feb 2006 Posts 12701 EE 100% (38) MN, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 2:23:02 PM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: The Health Minister of Belgium Clicking the spoiler may be hazardous to your health. Don't say you haven't been warned! Click To View Spoiler https://i.redditmedia.com/EtXIXqge7vUMRtAutvnJEsvT79x31d_gzIN4yxeFzY8.jpg?w=941&s=3478c0e92a2652a4070f480707dc61a7 View Quote If Jabba had a sister.
	We are living in a Tom Clancy novel

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 2266 EE 100% (1) KAZ	Posted: 12/20/2017 2:33:21 PM EDT [Last Edit: Enzo300] [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By mike_nds: If Jabba had a sister. View Quote Attached File
	Triggers With Attitude

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 10844 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 2:46:56 PM EDT [#24]

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 30951 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 2:50:00 PM EDT [#25] Attached File
	Always blame autocorrect.

slankford Member Joined Jan 2013 Posts 2188 EE 100% (9) TX, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 2:54:57 PM EDT [#26] Three fried chickens please!
	Yuge!

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 10846 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 2:59:23 PM EDT [#27]

Et2ss .... lives on water, feeds on lightning.... Joined Feb 2007 Posts 12165 EE 100% (38) USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 3:53:31 PM EDT [#28] Even the die hard NeverTrumper Shapiro is throwing out memes now
	You are only as sick as your secrets......

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 10848 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 5:07:07 PM EDT [#29]

StromBusa Joined Feb 2013 Posts 1483 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 5:14:07 PM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/IN1m42qvABidv_plfmNbZQKJGXag0EzadMcIE9CahF8.png?w=1024&s=23f5c8ed97785f283b2871fb8b2175ed View Quote Sounds best when screamed at the sky

SoonerBorn Member Joined May 2006 Posts 15501 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 5:38:29 PM EDT [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/IN1m42qvABidv_plfmNbZQKJGXag0EzadMcIE9CahF8.png?w=1024&s=23f5c8ed97785f283b2871fb8b2175ed View Quote I'm getting no work done today as I egg these people on. Today is a good day.
	Would you declare God guilty to justify yourself?

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 10849 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 5:53:25 PM EDT [#32]

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 30957 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 5:55:39 PM EDT [Last Edit: Leisure_Shoot] [#33] ^^^^ I love this President. Ronald Who?
	Always blame autocorrect.

Dr_Dickie Poking internet kooks with pointy sticks since '81 Joined Dec 2006 Posts 28482 EE 100% (26) FL, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 5:56:58 PM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: I love our president. View Quote It's nice to have one like that, isn't it?
	Repeal the 17th Amendment. A right should restrict the government, not obligate it!

Lorax Is it fo time yet? Joined Jul 2007 Posts 17369 EE 100% (1) WI, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 6:03:23 PM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By slankford: Three fried chickens please! https://dsocdn.akamaized.net/Assets/Images_Upload/2014/12/30/9112810e-9029-11e4-bd7c-249752028cb5_web_scale_0.3333333_0.3333333__.jpg View Quote That woman-thing has more folds than an Origami Swan
	All threads require the four "P" s of Arfcom: Pics , Poll, Paint or Pie

Leisure_Shoot

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Posted: 12/20/2017 6:06:26 PM EDT

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I love this meme best...

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I truly hope liberal heads explode for Christmas. There will be additional peace on Earth when and if this happens

And fuck fake news....

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Boy, CNN, you sure told Trump! You've got him right where you want him now, don't you? Fucking anti-American motherfuckers!

Even MSNBC didn't fuck it up that badly

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Always blame autocorrect.

Firearmsenthusiast

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Posted: 12/20/2017 6:16:02 PM EDT

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THIS IS WHAT MAGA LOOKS LIKE!!!

The Tax Cuts are so large and so meaningful, and yet the Fake News is working overtime to follow the lead of their friends, the defeated Dems, and only demean. This is truly a case where the results will speak for themselves, starting very soon. Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 20, 2017

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 10850 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 6:27:01 PM EDT [#38]

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 10851 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 6:33:07 PM EDT [#39]

CDPhD

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Posted: 12/20/2017 7:50:45 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:
The Health Minister of Belgium

Clicking the spoiler may be hazardous to your health. Don't say you haven't been warned!

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She looks like the monster ex from the '80s movie "House".

Feed a cold, starve a fever, sleep off a concussion!

MATTINFAIRBORN Member Joined Aug 2012 Posts 1871 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 8:32:15 PM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By webman: She looks like the monster ex from the '80s movie "House". https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8300/7756264100_e10ee608fb_b.jpg View Quote Looks like? Better check IMDB for the cast of "House" - just to be sure.

jake23l Member Joined Feb 2008 Posts 1642 EE 0% (0) KS, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 8:43:35 PM EDT [#42] Attached File

Vespid_Wasp Go on, say something clever. Joined Nov 2006 Posts 9177 EE 100% (14) IN, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 8:44:33 PM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: The Health Minister of Belgium Clicking the spoiler may be hazardous to your health. Don't say you haven't been warned! Click To View Spoiler https://i.redditmedia.com/EtXIXqge7vUMRtAutvnJEsvT79x31d_gzIN4yxeFzY8.jpg?w=941&s=3478c0e92a2652a4070f480707dc61a7 View Quote You should have bargained, Jabba.
	"If the people come to believe that the government is no longer constrained by the laws, then they will conclude that neither are they."

Formergrunt94 Member Joined Dec 2010 Posts 10566 EE 100% (17) AL, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 8:48:18 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://i.redditmedia.com/C_gps6UvsUNI1iVTmb2EeqAaO1aV3v6LB_cGPppa7nk.png?w=598&s=d0c43278c52157fdaea0d452c7b9b2bc View Quote
	Too much excuse. Not enough work.

shocktrp Creepy-Ass Cracka Joined Jan 2004 Posts 21853 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 10:19:03 PM EDT [#45] Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

Aloxite Group W Bench Joined Dec 2005 Posts 12016 EE 100% (70) WA, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 10:49:24 PM EDT [#46]
	They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 10852 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 10:55:33 PM EDT [#47] 80 year olds are learning how to shitpost on twitter

RSG Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 10853 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 10:58:26 PM EDT [#48]

NorthPolar

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Posted: 12/20/2017 11:17:43 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:
The Health Minister of Belgium

Clicking the spoiler may be hazardous to your health. Don't say you haven't been warned!

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That's not a health minister, that's a bad guy from Doctor Who years ago.

You dare bribe Santa?! I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!

Follow me on instagram @aknorthpolar
https://www.facebook.com/NorthPolarPhotography/

jake23l Member Joined Feb 2008 Posts 1643 EE 0% (0) KS, USA	Posted: 12/20/2017 11:26:29 PM EDT [Last Edit: jake23l] [#50] 254 is weird Attached File ETA: whoa....we aren't even on 254 yet

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