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Link Posted: 8/16/2023 4:51:02 PM EDT
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Moved to the lake 27 months back. Loved watching the geese play in the back yard. Now I’m sick and tired of the shit everywhere.  Just ordered a Coyote decoy last night.  Friends around the lake have them and no more geese. Just gotta move it around the yard every couple of weeks.
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Tie a big swiffer to the tail.  The extra movement helps.
Link Posted: 8/16/2023 5:08:27 PM EDT
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Flying sky carp.
Link Posted: 8/16/2023 5:13:01 PM EDT
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OK put up yer dukes!
Link Posted: 8/16/2023 5:20:34 PM EDT
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Canada Goose
Canada Geese

We neither know nor care about their nationality...
Link Posted: 8/16/2023 6:21:32 PM EDT
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Guys this isn’t really a goose thread.

It’s a stealth letterkenny and dogs thread
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Somebody get this guy a puppers.

***low bones***

100% bullshit 'round here.  Got a bidder now, one. Lookin' at two. Two, and now at lookin' at three. Three hundred now, can I get a four? Four there now, sold. Four hundred percent bullshit 'round here.
Link Posted: 8/16/2023 6:32:29 PM EDT
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It’s Canada goose, and they’re a fucking annoyance.

We get so many of the fucking illegals down here during migration that any parking lot or sidewalk is slick with goose shit. God forbid there’s ice…

I hope they taste good, because when SHTF I’m going to slaughter them by the scores.

Even if they don’t, might do it anyway. Fuck them.
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10/10

This is the best rant I’ve read on here all week.
Link Posted: 8/17/2023 9:46:09 AM EDT
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If it weren't for the law these morons would go the way of the Dodo.

You can just walk up to one, snap it's neck, and bam you have dinner.

Frankly feed them to the homeless. Problem solved.
Link Posted: 9/4/2023 7:57:15 AM EDT
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Fuckers are still here, shitting up the field.
Link Posted: 9/4/2023 7:59:47 AM EDT
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...then YOU get your ass over here RFN and clean this shit up off my yard
Link Posted: 9/4/2023 8:03:47 AM EDT
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...then YOU get your ass over here RFN and clean this shit up off my yard
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Letterkenny | Season 4 | Canada Gooses
Link Posted: 9/4/2023 8:05:40 AM EDT
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Did you know that weather permitting a canadian goose can migrate 1500 miles in a single flight?

Yet they still choose to walk across the god damn parking lot or intersection and impede traffic.
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No such thing.
Link Posted: 9/4/2023 8:06:49 AM EDT
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Bonnie McMurray!
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Would soak.
Link Posted: 9/4/2023 8:07:44 AM EDT
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They taste like fish shit.
Link Posted: 9/4/2023 8:17:33 AM EDT
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Did you know that weather permitting a canadian goose can migrate 1500 miles in a single flight?

Yet they still choose to walk across the god damn parking lot or intersection and impede traffic.
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And stay at the decorative fountain pond year round, and not actually migrate except to go shit on areas used by humans, but still have federal migratory bird protections.

They’re literally the homeless sidewalk shitters of the bird world.
Link Posted: 9/4/2023 8:39:07 AM EDT
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Nobody got time to deal with those stupid things.

Family of Geese Killed by Car | Accident or Intentional?

Link Posted: 9/4/2023 8:44:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/13/2023 1:46:19 PM EDT
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Just one sad idiot left. Must have gotten left behind Attachment Attached File
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Just an excuse for more dog pictures
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