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Posted: 9/6/2024 6:47:38 PM EDT
It's the moment of truth. The alarm goes off, or the camera pings you, or you hear the sounds of someone breaking into your house.

I am grabbing my shotgun. I have 16 .30 cal pellets @ 1250 fps. And that is just the first shot.

What are you reaching for?
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:48:23 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm reaching for the clacker.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:49:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Hitachi magic wand
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:49:57 PM EDT
[#3]
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Originally Posted By Bravo_Six:
I'm reaching for the clacker.
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You better be using the M40 test set every night before bed.

"I see the light!"
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:50:28 PM EDT
[#4]
A bowl of imitation crab meat and an HO scale 100% certified model of "Silver Streak"
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:51:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Fur missle sent down the hall way with a naked guy swinging a tomahawk behind him.Attachment Attached File

Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:51:54 PM EDT
[#6]
I only use Kung-Fu.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:52:12 PM EDT
[#7]
Both of these are within reach of my bed.

Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:52:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: C3H5N3O9] [#8]
Suppressed AR-15 in 5.56mm.  It has a light on it now.

Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:52:17 PM EDT
[#9]
Glock 19 or my ap5-p with suppressor.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:52:29 PM EDT
[#10]
flamethrower

or

halberd
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:52:45 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:53:30 PM EDT
[#12]
8" Suppressed 300 BLK SBR loaded with 110gr Black Tips.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:53:31 PM EDT
[#13]
A naked fat guy coming out of the bedroom should be enough to scare anyone.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:53:32 PM EDT
[#14]
If they get through the door armor, they can contend with the great Pyr and either 60 rounds of 5.56 or 8 rounds of 00 buck.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:54:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Cestratton85] [#15]
An edible for my Doberman
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:55:57 PM EDT
[#16]
10" rubber dildo, the smell alone will trigger his flight reflex.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:56:09 PM EDT
[#17]
phone in hand and rape whistle around neck
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:57:06 PM EDT
[#18]
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Originally Posted By Bravo_Six:
I'm reaching for the clacker.
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Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:57:54 PM EDT
[#19]
I'm reaching for the JDPC.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:58:10 PM EDT
[#20]
A small grey and white former feral cat will charge to attack, while a slightly tubby black cat will trip the intruder up trying to get pet, and maybe climb up the intruder to get closer to his or her face, while a 66 pound shaggy dog jumps up on the intruder trying to lick his face.  With all that going on I'm likely to hesitate about firing a gun.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:59:02 PM EDT
[#21]
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Originally Posted By C3H5N3O9:
Suppressed AR-15 in 5.56mm.  It has a light on it now.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/483730/IMG_5712-3305153.jpg
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Glowie got that out of you 72 hours from joining.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:59:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: HunterFisher] [#22]
It would take a lot of shooting to put 16 thru and thru hits on an intruder with rifles and handguns.

Or one shot from the 12ga.

Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:00:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: C3H5N3O9] [#23]
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Originally Posted By Homernomer:

Glowie got that out of you 72 hours from joining.
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Originally Posted By Homernomer:
Originally Posted By C3H5N3O9:
Suppressed AR-15 in 5.56mm.  It has a light on it now.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/483730/IMG_5712-3305153.jpg

Glowie got that out of you 72 hours from joining.

They know I have it, since it’s an SBR, and I filed form 4s for the rifle and suppressor.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:00:37 PM EDT
[#24]
115 lb GSD, that doesnt tolerate strangers at all, follow by me with MP5.
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[#25]
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[#26]
Canik tp9 sf.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:01:10 PM EDT
[#27]
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Originally Posted By Danted:
Fur missle sent down the hall way with a naked guy swinging a tomahawk behind him.https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/513119/20240830_142133_jpg-3315102.JPG
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Sum Bitch probably climbed the palm tree just to get a frond to chew on.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:03:36 PM EDT
[#28]
I've practiced the blade so I don't need to worry about such trivialities

sword.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:05:04 PM EDT
[#29]
Not this shit again.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:06:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 797hp] [#30]
I’m reaching for my dick

There will be one less planet in the solar system after I destroy uranus
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:06:33 PM EDT
[#31]
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Originally Posted By UnluckyDiablo:
10" rubber dildo, the smell alone will trigger his flight reflex.
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Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:07:09 PM EDT
[#32]
One big girl who may have some pit in her (pound dog) and three dachshunds behind her. I'll have Glock 34.5 and the wife will have a XDM Elite 9mm. Glock has a twenty seven round mag and the wife has 22 rds.  There may or may not be a pound black cat in, but honestly if she catches a bullet in the melee I'd be okay with that because that is a mean kitty.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:07:17 PM EDT
[#33]
AR with m855a1 on tap.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:07:24 PM EDT
[#34]
I’ll be hiding under the bed
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:07:26 PM EDT
[#35]
Originally Posted By HunterFisher:
It's the moment of truth. The alarm goes off, or the camera pings you, or you hear the sounds of someone breaking into your house.

I am grabbing my shotgun. I have 16 .30 cal pellets @ 1250 fps. And that is just the first shot.

What are you reaching for?

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  Meat from bone.
  Proned out
  Simply Gothic  
  Birdmen from the Hitlerverse
  Yellow sun
 Screen door slam
 
 So many more so little time.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:10:15 PM EDT
[#36]
I flood the house and release the sharks.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:10:48 PM EDT
[#37]
I have a halberd and I know how to use it.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:12:11 PM EDT
[#38]
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Originally Posted By cthulhu:
I flood the house and release the sharks.
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Username fits
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:12:39 PM EDT
[#39]
Guns are icky. I will cry hyaterically in the corner cowering while throwing money and jewelry at them to go away.  Might also throw my girlfriend.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:13:45 PM EDT
[#40]
This AR pistol


or this 9mm


They both rest with reach.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:15:01 PM EDT
[#41]
Glock 17.5 w/ 19rd magazine and X300U.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:15:19 PM EDT
[#42]
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Originally Posted By C3H5N3O9:
Suppressed AR-15 in 5.56mm.  It has a light on it now.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/483730/IMG_5712-3305153.jpg
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Might as well mount the dot on the suppressor
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:16:06 PM EDT
[#43]
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Originally Posted By MrMackey:
Hitachi magic wand
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Bold move!
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:16:57 PM EDT
[#44]
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Originally Posted By MrMackey:
Hitachi magic wand
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Rechargeable model of course
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:17:31 PM EDT
[#45]
Red Ryder that I duct taped a laser pointer to.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:18:07 PM EDT
[#46]
I just have 'Bob' setup by the door.  He's packed with tannerite and ball bearings.

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Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:19:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:20:43 PM EDT
[#48]
Welcome fellow firearms enthusiast.

Did you get your inspiration from this?

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Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:21:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: C3H5N3O9] [#49]
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Originally Posted By dsm600rr:


Might as well mount the dot on the suppressor
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Originally Posted By dsm600rr:
Originally Posted By C3H5N3O9:
Suppressed AR-15 in 5.56mm.  It has a light on it now.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/483730/IMG_5712-3305153.jpg


Might as well mount the dot on the suppressor

It would help target focus.  
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:21:08 PM EDT
[#50]
I will give them whatever they want and then call the police after they leave.
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