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Link Posted: 7/24/2021 10:11:02 PM EST
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My mom KO'd my older sister one night with a cast iron frying pan.  I'm not saying she deserved it, but if she had listened to mom when mom told her the first seven times to go sit down, then I guarantee it never woulda happened.
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Mom came after me with a pan once, somehow I got away from her.

Typically from mom it was a switch (the tree kind), but it could be whatever she got
her hands on. She had no problem using her shoes if we were out & about.

From Dad, it was the belt
Link Posted: 7/24/2021 10:12:38 PM EST
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A wooden spoon? LOL

My mom laid me out multiple times with a freaking tennis racket.

One time I tried to prison proof the impact by stuffing my tightie whities with socks. That plan did not work out like I thought it would
Link Posted: 7/24/2021 10:22:08 PM EST
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We should cross-reference this thread with the "Do you have relationship issues with your parents?" thread from a few years ago.

I don't understand the mentality that if you were to go start hitting a stranger on the ass with a (spoon, belt, paddle, whatever), you'd probably get charged with assault and battery.  But if you do that to your own young child, it's "totally ok, because they deserved it!".
Link Posted: 7/25/2021 10:51:55 PM EST
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Another three pages of "my dad hit me with a frying pan!" "My dad hit me with a cactus!" No wonder you guys are so angry
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How did you know about being beaten with a cactus? I've always kept that under my hat.

When I got in trouble my father would make me walk all the way to Arizona to get a Joshua tree to spank me with. I'm STILL pulling stickers out of my ass!



Link Posted: 7/26/2021 5:10:03 AM EST
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That was known as the dreaded Kochlöffel in our house growing up.
Link Posted: 7/26/2021 5:17:40 AM EST
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Wooden spoon is part of a continuum, lower end, at the hand/tool transition boundary.
Link Posted: 7/26/2021 6:04:34 AM EST
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If that were a crime when I was a kid a lot of people would’ve been in trouble.
Link Posted: 7/26/2021 6:25:40 AM EST
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My moms go to was wood yard sticks and hot wheel track.

She really got pissed when I hid all that.
Link Posted: 7/26/2021 6:31:16 AM EST
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My mom had a saying.  Go ahead and run you have to sleep sometime.  AND SHE MEANT IT!

When we went on long trips she would put the wooden spoon in the sun visor so we could see it.  

Dad was a belt guy.  I deserved what I got.  They were fair and at times showed mercy when I didn't deserve it.

Man I miss them.  
Link Posted: 7/26/2021 6:46:23 AM EST
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That was known as the dreaded Kochlöffel in our house growing up.
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Ahhh.....a kindred spirit, a German Mom.

RIP Mom, I learned a bunch from you, still have several of your "kochlöffel's" in the kitchen drawer.
Link Posted: 7/26/2021 6:51:53 AM EST
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Buddy got caught sneaking back in the house by his wife through a window.  He was half way in, drunk as shit, and his wife was standing there with a big METAL spoon.  She bashed him over the head with the curved side of the spoon a dozen times.  Gives me chills thinking about it.
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