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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:57:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Caboose314: I'm hoping I don't get CoC slapped for posting what looks like a plaque at a public museum  https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008048_jpg-3212760.JPG Tip o' the hat to the artist. He/she really knows how to draw a nice set of cans. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 9:03:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Caboose314: I'm hoping I don't get CoC slapped for posting what looks like a plaque at a public museum https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008048_jpg-3212760.JPG Pleasuring 2 girls or 2 girls pleasuring him? It's good to be king. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 9:04:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ElSupremo: East Texas trickfuck stool. My preference was always a small barroom pool table. With a roll of ductape and some tiewraps two consenting adults can have more fun than a retard with with a tinker toy set. That sounds like some genuine San Augustine or Polk county shit to me. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 9:04:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/Cupace20240512194846111_png-3212793.JPG  Fuck i need a laugh 
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Posted: 5/12/2024 9:07:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mancat: If you say so, because the bottom part looks like it was designed for some unfortunate lady to receive a fat steamer on her face but remain comfortable while it occurs Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mancat: Originally Posted By Kingstrider: Really? Any straight man with an imagination can figure out how that works. If you say so, because the bottom part looks like it was designed for some unfortunate lady to receive a fat steamer on her face but remain comfortable while it occurs |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 9:09:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Lorax: Thats lame. If I was the King.......I would have 5 of those mounted on a giant lazy Susan. A hydration station in the middle and servant fanning me with giant ostrich feathers. Now THAT'S some King shit! This guy FUCKS!! |
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TN, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 9:13:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Backscatter: Needs more tie down points. That's genghis Khan style |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 9:13:37 PM EDT
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Needs a little cup to deposit the sootikins
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MO, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 9:23:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: my buddy says: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By StraightShootinGal: I'm gonna drop this thread in my box of things I can't unsee and don't wish to ever have been informed of...  lol, I see what you did there. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 9:34:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Caboose314: I'm hoping I don't get CoC slapped for posting what looks like a plaque at a public museum https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008048_jpg-3212760.JPG  |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 10:07:21 PM EDT
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Well, at least he wasn't playing with a Ouija board.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 10:17:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DDiggler: Needs a little cup to deposit the sootikins  A "sootikin" is a small mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft of poor women who did not wear undergarments - common until the 19th century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 10:22:25 PM EDT
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It's good to be King.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 10:27:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Consigli: meh...most of GD can cobble together a fine sex chair in moms basement with just duct tape and bubble gum. Been there done that with an unfinished spanking bench in the shop… |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 10:29:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 19ontheslide: Ok, now we're getting somewhere. Man, combine the starting blocks and those long handles up top and you'd really maximize your leverage for....things. Yikes. Third wall here we come!!’ |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 10:30:10 PM EDT
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I don't understand.
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AL, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 10:39:29 PM EDT
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That's some awful nice upholstery to ruin if he came across a squirter.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 10:40:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bohr_Adam: A lot of people seem to lack... imagination. 
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Posted: 5/12/2024 10:50:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GDaawg: That's some awful nice upholstery to ruin if he came across a squirter. No such thing as a squirter. It's piss... |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 11:06:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: chair needs moar kimmy grainger and leah gotti. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By Mech2007: I've seen enough "documentaries" to know how to do that without any added furniture. Leah Gotti... yeah... Kimmy is ok, but ah, Leah.... |
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UT, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 11:11:18 PM EDT
[#21]
The instructions are painted on the chair but you need a black light to read them.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 11:12:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Scrote: No such thing as a squirter. It's piss... My whole life has been a lie! |
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ID, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 11:14:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MouseBoy: A "sootikin" is a small mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft of poor women who did not wear undergarments - common until the 19th century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt. Sigh.......*unzip* |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 11:26:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AA717driver: Doggie on the bottom, chow down on the top. Simple. Took me about 5 seconds to come up with the same idea.  |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 11:27:54 PM EDT
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ID, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 11:44:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Scrote: No such thing as a squirter. It's piss... That's where you're wrong, kiddo. Google Skene glands. True squirters produce a milky white to pearlish clear fluid and it's not nearly the volume you see in the porn films (THAT is usually piss), but I've had a few (rare) encounters with genuine squirters and I promise you it's not piss. It's a real phenomenon but it's super rare and I agree that the majority of women who claim to be squirting are actually just peeing, hence the widespread misunderstanding. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 11:58:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CenterMass762: But there's foot pedals on the bottom. It appears girl #1 is on her back up top while he's standing. Wtf is girl #2 doing, tossing his salad from underneath? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CenterMass762: Originally Posted By AA717driver: Doggie on the bottom, chow down on the top. Simple. But there's foot pedals on the bottom. It appears girl #1 is on her back up top while he's standing. Wtf is girl #2 doing, tossing his salad from underneath? He's squatting on the face of the female laying on her back. While female on top is on her back with her feet in the stirups in the squat position, while grabbing the 2 handles. He's eating her out. |
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Posted: 5/13/2024 12:33:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2024 12:36:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FlockaCGulz: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/450356/IMG_2597-3213075.jpg 
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Posted: 5/13/2024 12:57:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: slappomatt]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AA717driver: Doggie on the bottom, chow down on the top. Simple. ETA already solved. |
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Posted: 5/13/2024 1:01:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By slappomatt: yes but then what are the lower foot platforms for? is he so short he does doggy standing up? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By slappomatt: Originally Posted By AA717driver: Doggie on the bottom, chow down on the top. Simple. For the royal midgets to hold the jewel encrusted bucket |
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Posted: 5/13/2024 1:09:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Yeah, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By Consigli: meh...most of GD can cobble together a fine sex chair in moms basement with just duct tape and bubble gum. I need to get a run in |
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Posted: 5/13/2024 1:09:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 19ontheslide: That's where you're wrong, kiddo. Google Skene glands. True squirters produce a milky white to pearlish clear fluid and it's not nearly the volume you see in the porn films (THAT is usually piss), but I've had a few (rare) encounters with genuine squirters and I promise you it's not piss. It's a real phenomenon but it's super rare and I agree that the majority of women who claim to be squirting are actually just peeing, hence the widespread misunderstanding. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 19ontheslide: Originally Posted By Scrote: No such thing as a squirter. It's piss... That's where you're wrong, kiddo. Google Skene glands. True squirters produce a milky white to pearlish clear fluid and it's not nearly the volume you see in the porn films (THAT is usually piss), but I've had a few (rare) encounters with genuine squirters and I promise you it's not piss. It's a real phenomenon but it's super rare and I agree that the majority of women who claim to be squirting are actually just peeing, hence the widespread misunderstanding. Any chance that the female squirter might actually be a male jizzing on you? You know, its hard to tell gender in this day and age. |
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Posted: 5/13/2024 1:10:58 AM EDT
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I envision 2 ladies on top in a loving embrace and a third below.
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Posted: 5/13/2024 1:18:02 AM EDT
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I think some of the confusion regarding it's use is the fact that it's missing the mid level torso tickler. That is probably wrongly displayed in another museum with a Pharaohs phallus on it or something.
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Posted: 5/13/2024 1:24:13 AM EDT
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/13/2024 1:59:36 AM EDT
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 Clip BURN AFTER READING[(075944)01-07-03] The king was on the right track but not the right devices. I know Annabel Chong used the general type of sex chair in one of her movies. |
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Posted: 5/13/2024 2:11:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Boom_Stick]
[#38]
Hope he had them bathed first
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Posted: 5/13/2024 8:22:43 AM EDT
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BHS
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Posted: 5/13/2024 8:28:20 AM EDT
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The top half is obvious. The bottom part being padded is throwing me off.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/13/2024 9:04:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Halberdier]
[#41]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Caboose314: I'm hoping I don't get CoC slapped for posting what looks like a plaque at a public museum https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008048_jpg-3212760.JPG That illustration is missing one piece: the reason for the large knee pad behind the standing king. If you reduce the female skeletons to three, you get the picture. 
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Posted: 5/13/2024 9:06:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Lorax: Thats lame. If I was the King.......I would have 5 of those mounted on a giant lazy Susan. A hydration station in the middle and servant fanning me with giant ostrich feathers. Now THAT'S some King shit! Do you have a newsletter? |
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Posted: 5/13/2024 9:08:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Halberdier: That illustration is missing one piece: the reason for the large knee pad behind the standing king. If you reduce the female skeletons to three, you get the picture. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/65/18/a66518f1c33ed951016b6a5e407c590b.jpg Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Halberdier: Originally Posted By Caboose314: I'm hoping I don't get CoC slapped for posting what looks like a plaque at a public museum https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008048_jpg-3212760.JPG That illustration is missing one piece: the reason for the large knee pad behind the standing king. If you reduce the female skeletons to three, you get the picture. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/65/18/a66518f1c33ed951016b6a5e407c590b.jpg I appreciate how you were able to work in subtle facial expressions on those skeletons. |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/13/2024 9:12:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bohr_Adam: I appreciate how you were able to work in subtle facial expressions on those skeletons. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bohr_Adam: Originally Posted By Halberdier: Originally Posted By Caboose314: I'm hoping I don't get CoC slapped for posting what looks like a plaque at a public museum https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008048_jpg-3212760.JPG That illustration is missing one piece: the reason for the large knee pad behind the standing king. If you reduce the female skeletons to three, you get the picture. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/65/18/a66518f1c33ed951016b6a5e407c590b.jpg I appreciate how you were able to work in subtle facial expressions on those skeletons. You're welcome, but that's not my work. |
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Posted: 5/13/2024 9:22:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: shotar]
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Posted: 5/13/2024 9:24:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 0002s]
[#46]
It’s good to be The King
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Posted: 5/13/2024 9:27:17 AM EDT
[#47]
It's good to be king!...
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Posted: 5/13/2024 9:37:27 AM EDT
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SC, USA
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Posted: 5/13/2024 9:52:34 AM EDT
[#49]
King was laying pipe to one woman and the second woman was laying pipe to him with a strap on.
Like someone said at that time period there wasnt oral involved.
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Posted: 5/13/2024 9:56:44 AM EDT
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I could use one of those
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