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Quoted: no shit, I remember members getting pissed their parents had them cut like god intended. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So he stretched his foreskin more than a foot beyond his cock and claims to have the biggest dick? Yes, Foreskin Aficionados are a really weird bunch. We have dozens of them here at Arfcom. They are Legion. ![]() no shit, I remember members getting pissed their parents had them cut like god intended. The Defenders of the Foreskin Brigade, was my favorite special interest group. They are so enthusiastic and adamant. And reliable. I like it when people stick to one side of an argument. None of this “Ohh I Love it When the Forskin grows 30%”. And then three months later “I fuckin Love it when the Foreskin shrinks 30%..!”. ![]() |
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I wonder if he tells his wife, "Honey, gonna go walk the dick."
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You just know that somewhere in his plan he was going to get ALL the women.
I guess he could have it lopped and sell it to the tranny industry. |
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imagine the smegma build up with 13" of foreskin. he must smell terrible. doubt anybody would be willing to get within 20' of him.
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Quoted: imagine the smegma build up with 13" of foreskin. he must smell terrible. doubt anybody would be willing to get within 20' of him. View Quote Problem solved. ![]() Besides, everyone knows the ladies love the smell of Hoppes #9. ![]() |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148613/FAF4754F-87C7-46EF-803D-D21E0FC1CA2C_jpe-2545302.JPG ![]() View Quote Go with Covid shrank my junk. Maybe she'll understand, or not. ![]() |
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Quoted: IN COMPARISON? Below are a list of average penis sizes of various animals. Blue Whale: 96 inches Elephant: 72 inches Giraffe: 40 inches Walrus: 25 inches Roberto Cabrera: 18 inches Pig: 18 inches Argentine blue-bill lake duck: 17 inches Average ARFcommer: 12 inches Average human: 5 inches Chimpanzee: 3 inches Gorilla: 1 inch View Quote |
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Quoted: The Defenders of the Foreskin Brigade, was my favorite special interest group. They are so enthusiastic and adamant. And reliable. I like it when people stick to one side of an argument. None of this “Ohh I Love it When the Forskin grows 30%”. And then three months later “I fuckin Love it when the Foreskin shrinks 30%..!”. ![]() View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So he stretched his foreskin more than a foot beyond his cock and claims to have the biggest dick? Yes, Foreskin Aficionados are a really weird bunch. We have dozens of them here at Arfcom. They are Legion. ![]() no shit, I remember members getting pissed their parents had them cut like god intended. The Defenders of the Foreskin Brigade, was my favorite special interest group. They are so enthusiastic and adamant. And reliable. I like it when people stick to one side of an argument. None of this “Ohh I Love it When the Forskin grows 30%”. And then three months later “I fuckin Love it when the Foreskin shrinks 30%..!”. ![]() ![]() |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148613/FAF4754F-87C7-46EF-803D-D21E0FC1CA2C_jpe-2545302.JPG ![]() View Quote They're trying to help someone feel better. |
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It takes real dedication to stretch your foreskin out to 18 inches. So what kind of weights did he use?
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148613/FAF4754F-87C7-46EF-803D-D21E0FC1CA2C_jpe-2545302.JPG ![]() View Quote That's huge! That can't be average..... ![]() |
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If Penis Maximus needs help with
a uniform he should consult the man with 5 dicks. They say his pants fits him like a glove. |
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I think the most amazing part of this article is the gorillas. I'm not sure how that would even work. Maybe it doesn't and that's why they forgot to evolve?
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Do yo dick hang low,
Do it drag on the flo, Do it feel real good when you stick it in a hoe?, Do yo dick hang low, Do it drag on the flo, Throw it on your shoulder, Tote it like a radio! |
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I can relate.
![]() Seriously though, when did this 5" average bullshit start? |
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I sort of want to see what would happen if he stood up pantsless in a speeding convertible and the airstream caught the megaforsk just right.
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