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Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:12:25 PM EDT
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She looks fit!
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She's into fitness?  I'm into fitness too.  Fittin' this dick in her ass.

Hiyah!
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:18:38 PM EDT
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I'm surprised none of you found careers writing Hallmark Christmas movie scripts.
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I'd gladly give her 10-CC's of pure pharmaceutical-grade disappointment.



In middle school, we had a really hot Spanish teacher and were discussing what come on lines would be best for a 14 year old to day to a late 20s teacher.  We settled on "If you show me your tits, I'll let you lick the cum out of my pants".

I'm surprised none of you found careers writing Hallmark Christmas movie scripts.


I’m working on a script now where the harried female lead goes back to her hometown during the holidays to decompress from a stressful job, only to fall in love with someone at a Fall festival…….

Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:29:21 PM EDT
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I’m working on a script now where the harried female lead goes back to her hometown during the holidays to decompress from a stressful job, only to fall in love with someone at a Fall festival…….

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I'd gladly give her 10-CC's of pure pharmaceutical-grade disappointment.



In middle school, we had a really hot Spanish teacher and were discussing what come on lines would be best for a 14 year old to day to a late 20s teacher.  We settled on "If you show me your tits, I'll let you lick the cum out of my pants".

I'm surprised none of you found careers writing Hallmark Christmas movie scripts.


I’m working on a script now where the harried female lead goes back to her hometown during the holidays to decompress from a stressful job, only to fall in love with someone at a Fall festival…….


Who is secretly a billionaire and the inventor of the semicolon.

Can't be falling for any poors.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:32:02 PM EDT
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I'm not complaining about pictures of her, but she seems to be aging more than normal.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:33:10 PM EDT
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Do want

In case anyone doesn't remember her, she was the warm-up dance girl from a few years back:

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactiongifs.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F07%2FMichelle_Jenneke-.gif&f=1&nofb=1
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Even the girl behind her is like "I want that".
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:34:26 PM EDT
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First China threatens to shoot down Pelosi, now Michelle Jenneke is back? This day has been weirdly erotic.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:35:24 PM EDT
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Michelle Jenneke - Boys Boys Boys Sabrina
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:37:37 PM EDT
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She did a cheesecake video for Worldstarhiphop a few years ago - slow motion closeups of her in a bikini getting in and out of the pool, leaning over a lot in gym clothes, etc.  It's worth your time.

https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhMZ4JO6GP298HZHFt/wshh-feature-michelle-jenneke-world-famous-australian-hurdler
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THANK. YOU.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:37:43 PM EDT
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She looks a little like hope solo. That's not a complaint
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:41:07 PM EDT
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I'm not complaining about pictures of her, but she seems to be aging more than normal.
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How so?

First pic in OP looks like a normal 30 year old woman
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:44:51 PM EDT
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Smoke show. Absolutely stunning.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:45:36 PM EDT
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I really don't mean to impose, and I hate myself for asking this, but the internets need to know: Which is supposed to fall asleep, your tongue or her asshole?
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I would assume my tongue.  Lack of blood flow and all. But this is a really good question and one I’ll be testing with her in the near future. Hopefully. I’ll get back to you. You know, for science.

When I win the Mega Millions, I reckon I could pull that off.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:46:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:53:18 PM EDT
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I guess she grew out of her Fugly stage.

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awkward teens often become hot chicks.

edit: and if you're really lucky, they have low self esteem.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 4:58:55 PM EDT
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Outstanding representation of the ideal female form.

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Young, healthy and very fit.  Makes for ideal breeding stock.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:03:28 PM EDT
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Who is secretly a billionaire and the inventor of the semicolon.

Can't be falling for any poors.
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I'd gladly give her 10-CC's of pure pharmaceutical-grade disappointment.



In middle school, we had a really hot Spanish teacher and were discussing what come on lines would be best for a 14 year old to day to a late 20s teacher.  We settled on "If you show me your tits, I'll let you lick the cum out of my pants".

I'm surprised none of you found careers writing Hallmark Christmas movie scripts.


I’m working on a script now where the harried female lead goes back to her hometown during the holidays to decompress from a stressful job, only to fall in love with someone at a Fall festival…….


Who is secretly a billionaire and the inventor of the semicolon.

Can't be falling for any poors.


Yep, it’s an original
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:06:49 PM EDT
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Pretty sure she would hurt me, maybe fatally.  Then my wife would be pissed.
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I never thought I'd happily click on a Worldstar video.  Did not disappoint!
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Yeah, in 2012 she was an absolute smoke show.

Now... not so much.

Don't get me wrong, if she was offering today: hell yeah.  However, I'm also not dolling over pics of her either.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:11:51 PM EDT
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I hve not seen that one
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:17:57 PM EDT
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I would assume my tongue.  Lack of blood flow and all. But this is a really good question and one I’ll be testing with her in the near future. Hopefully. I’ll get back to you. You know, for science.

When I win the Mega Millions, I reckon I could pull that off.
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I really don't mean to impose, and I hate myself for asking this, but the internets need to know: Which is supposed to fall asleep, your tongue or her asshole?


I would assume my tongue.  Lack of blood flow and all. But this is a really good question and one I’ll be testing with her in the near future. Hopefully. I’ll get back to you. You know, for science.

When I win the Mega Millions, I reckon I could pull that off.


'preciate ya!
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:22:05 PM EDT
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She is very cute and very well built.  
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:23:49 PM EDT
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I would assume my tongue.  Lack of blood flow and all. But this is a really good question and one I’ll be testing with her in the near future. Hopefully. I’ll get back to you. You know, for science.

When I win the Mega Millions, I reckon I could pull that off.
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I really don't mean to impose, and I hate myself for asking this, but the internets need to know: Which is supposed to fall asleep, your tongue or her asshole?


I would assume my tongue.  Lack of blood flow and all. But this is a really good question and one I’ll be testing with her in the near future. Hopefully. I’ll get back to you. You know, for science.

When I win the Mega Millions, I reckon I could pull that off.

If I win the mega millions, it's gonna be her tongue that goes numb
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:26:18 PM EDT
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If I win the mega millions, it's gonna be her tongue that goes numb
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Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:36:27 PM EDT
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Further proof that God must, in fact, be a man.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:36:48 PM EDT
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You know the old saying about how girls wind up looking like their mothers?  She's gonna wind up looking like her mother.

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Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:36:50 PM EDT
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Stop lusting over my bride y'all it's creepy
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:40:39 PM EDT
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There's athletic girls like this out there and all we get are pics of Hope Solo's chewed up snatch and hairy asshole.
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Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:46:05 PM EDT
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You know the old saying about how girls wind up looking like their mothers?  She's gonna wind up looking like her mother.

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Most of the gifs/pics of her guys drool over were taken before she even turned 20.  I don't think many of us care what she's gonna look like when she's 40+.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:46:38 PM EDT
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Day-um! She can probably crack walnuts between those ass cheeks.
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She did a cheesecake video for Worldstarhiphop a few years ago - slow motion closeups of her in a bikini getting in and out of the pool, leaning over a lot in gym clothes, etc.  It's worth your time.

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Well, that's 18 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:53:52 PM EDT
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She did a cheesecake video for Worldstarhiphop a few years ago - slow motion closeups of her in a bikini getting in and out of the pool, leaning over a lot in gym clothes, etc.  It's worth your time.

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Superb Ass
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 5:55:53 PM EDT
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I wonder if she has daddy issues
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How so?

First pic in OP looks like a normal 30 year old woman
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I'm not complaining about pictures of her, but she seems to be aging more than normal.



How so?

First pic in OP looks like a normal 30 year old woman



And it was like ten plus years ago when that first video of her pre-run dance went viral. Then she plastered all over TheChive for a couple years...
Link Posted: 7/29/2022 6:05:14 PM EDT
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Perfect example of a fine female.  

I would take her all-day, every day and thrice on Sunday over some bleach blonde bimbo with fake tits and botox.

My dream is that she likes to ride horses so I want her to pretend my face looks like this and she can ride as long as she wants

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