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Posted: 5/22/2021 10:53:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2021 10:42:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHell Yeah! Used to love hearing the hounds bay on a hot trail at night, gives me goose bumps thinking about it.. This boy is being raised right, had a better pic, kid in a toy truck, thought I saved it.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/22/2021 11:24:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The FLanhandlers, southern Appalachian folk have nothing on folks i saw in the Ozarks. I can wade right in some scary looking folks here, but some Ozarkians i saw made me real uncomfortable. Looked like they'd make a rub from meth and ghost peppers then cook and eat your ass.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Nothing in this thread has shocked me. My family is from the FL Panhandle which might be the most redneck place on earth. I remember every summer we would tarp and fill the old F100 bed with water for our summer pool. It was a long bed so we were kinda high class. I remember seeing a small Alligator tied on a dog run. The FLanhandlers, southern Appalachian folk have nothing on folks i saw in the Ozarks. I can wade right in some scary looking folks here, but some Ozarkians i saw made me real uncomfortable. Looked like they'd make a rub from meth and ghost peppers then cook and eat your ass. Did you see a car with fender skirts? Made out of corrugated steel? How about a shack wired with appliance cord? The vinyl top on a car fixed up with roofing tar and chat rock? . |
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Posted: 5/22/2021 11:25:30 PM EDT
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Couple of times I didn’t have a drill but I had a .22…
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Posted: 5/23/2021 12:05:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2021 1:17:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpiximus.net%2Fmedia%2F37765%2Fredneck-car-hacks-that-everyone-needs-to-try-1.jpg&f=1&nofb=1 https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.oddee.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles2%2Fa97266_g176_6-limo.jpg&f=1&nofb=1 https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Faltdriver.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F2%2F2016%2F10%2F2016-10-5f.jpg%3Fw%3D1200%26h%3D627%26crop%3D1&f=1&nofb=1 Cool, as is your member number, 1234. I sure regret not registering when the new page started, would have been sub 100, no big deal in the grand plan though. |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 1:30:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I would use that!  Quote HistoryQuoted: I would use that! I've got one. The women I go camping with love it. 5 gallon bucket attaches to the bottom. End of the weekend snap a new lid on the top and throw the while bucket away. |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 1:47:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably a hog scalding party on a corner in the boondocks of rural PA. To the uninitiated hog scalding is the process that precedes butchery of the domestic pig - that involves using large cauldrons of boiling water to remove the hair and scald the skin. A hog scalding party is like all the best parts of a biker rally, beer drinking contest, opening day deer processing, family reunion, and a semi pro boxing match. It happens in deep winter in low temperatures, and normally people are wondering around naked to the waist. Normally it's all the lost arts of butchery being practiced - people make lard, pan pudding, hog mauls, cracklings. It looks all the world like a mad bunch of witches and warlocks in the snow with the cauldrons, bonfires and carcasses. Memories. I may have attended a butcherin' or two as a youngun. No nakedness involved. You forgot the shoot them between the eyes with a .22 and jump on them to cut their throat part. |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 1:56:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm a hafta say it was whin my ma and pa learned me 'bout fuckin'. Seems they wuz a sittin' on the porch smokin' when Pa says to my ma, "Hey Ma, don't ya' recon it's 'bout time we learnt kenmack 'bout fuckin?" Well, my ma musta said yea cause I was then acomin' up the path when I sees Ma git up and go inside th' house. Whin I git up on the porch, Pa says to me, "Hey son, you know about fuckin'?" I says to Pa, "Fuckin', wut's that?" (I wuz only 12 then). So Pa says, "Well com'ere son." We go inside the trayler to the back room add on where I sees Ma layin' nekid on the bed. Pa say, "Son, you see Ma layin' there nekid on the bed?" I says, "Yeah." Pa says, "Son, you see that hole 'tween Ma's laigs? I says, "Yeah." Pa says, "Well watch me fuck it." So I'm a standin' there watchin' Pa fuckin' Ma when my little brother Billy comes in. He's nine. Billy looks at me, then looks at Pa fuckin' Ma, then looks back at me and asks, "kenmack, what Ma and Pa doin?" I says, "Fuckin'" Billy asks, "Fuckin', wut's that?" I says to him, "Well, you see that hole between Pa's laigs? Watch me fuck it." |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 2:10:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I give Arfcom the most redneck thing I have ever seen. The Squirrel tail Christmas tree star. Yes, five poor squirrels gave their lives for this to exist... I know the maker. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/249379/132765631_10157531341612854_610672499098-1948976.JPG  |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 2:30:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Still knowing that Nova's were unibodies in 2021 is leaning pretty redneck... Scary with the application of any substantial amount of horsepower. 
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Posted: 5/23/2021 2:34:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryMan, tailgate shitters are awesome though. |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 9:50:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Couple of times I didn't have a drill but I had a .22 I took canned food on a camping trip, but forgot to take a can opener. I put the can down in some rocks, with just a bit of the top showing, and shot it open with my .22lr rifle. |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 1:17:56 PM EDT
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Above ground swimmin' pool.
Indoor furniture in use outdoor. The usual stuff left out to rot without use doesn't count. Dog, hog etc pens adjoining the house. Sidewalks fashioned from carpet scraps. I could go on and on |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 1:37:07 PM EDT
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In high school we did a lot of 4-wheeling because we were badasses. We stopped on the side of a trail that was red clay with wash channels that were 18" deep or so. We took our time on those because they weren't that bad but we didn't want to risk a slight roll and damage our trucks. Anyway, we're taking a break and we hear an engine coming up the washed out trail, it's a 4-cylinder fox body mustang that was in rough shape. The driver was an 8 month pregnant women with a man in the passenger side. He couldn't drive because he lost his license. The kicker was they lived somewhere towards the end of the trail and that was basically their only way out. We didn't feel so badass after seeing that. Dahlonega natives, we call them nuggets.
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Posted: 5/23/2021 1:46:00 PM EDT
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A friend and I had "a few beers" while waiting for the smoker, finished all of the Netflix disks he had on hand, and decided to have a tractor vs tractor pull contest in his back yard between his John Deere 110s.
The one with the ag tires won. His grass lost. He lived on 1/4 acre with other starter homes surrounding his place, next to a captain in the local police force. Kharn |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 1:49:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The only thing that makes that redneck is the lack of the 5 gallon bucket underneath. It is actually a great invention and helps when you're in a pinch.  Yes it is; but there is a 500 pound weight limit. |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 1:54:14 PM EDT
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Decorated Christmas tree on a folding table in the mud next to a trailer. Extension cord plugged into someone else’s hookup.
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Posted: 5/23/2021 2:18:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pet deer inside someone's house, his name was Johnny, played with the dogs all day, would come up to you and lean on you so you would pet him...he was a pretty damn good pet. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/277473/20160919_125718_jpg-1948903.JPG Went to the bosses to check out his new house and watch a movie in his impressive home theater room. Very nice set up, but I was kind of surprised by the 4 point buck walking around in the kitchen. He had mentioned that he had a deer, but I pictured it being a small calf and a lot more of an outdoor pet. |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 2:21:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2021 2:30:03 PM EDT
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Literally saw today and older f150 with the bed replaced by what I can best describe as a she shed that had a hand built patio off of the back. Some real methabilly shit.
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Posted: 5/23/2021 3:17:19 PM EDT
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Saw a guy drink a beer and smoking in a hotel swimming pool no ash tray
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Posted: 5/23/2021 3:38:13 PM EDT
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Clark's cousin Eddie? 
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Posted: 5/23/2021 4:01:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I had a criminal case where some trailer park buddies used a nissan sentra to transport a farmer's cow they killed. They had to leave the cow and kill a smaller one in order to get it to fit in the trunk. The next morning, after the farmer called the cops, the cops followed the blood trail back to the trailer park, where they found the beef bandits taking steak pre-orders from neighbors. A west Tennessee sheriff went hunting in Missouri. No luck hunting, so he shot a sheep. Took it back to the motel to butcher. Sheep belonged to a local judge. Police tracked him to the motel. https://apnews.com/article/47364e9552d9a7b97efa6cfe2ed34931 |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 4:15:14 PM EDT
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I'm not sure if these are redneck or not.
 It's pretty common around the everglades... which is almost anywhere south of the Lake O. This one is pretty nice. Most of the ones around me are homemade with old truck seats in them.  |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 5:02:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Chrysler mini van with the back half cut off and they put a Ford Ranger bed on it. A few vans with window unit ACs sticking out. Sedans turned into 4x4s with big lifts on them. Some guy in a drive thru in AZ had a Toyota Tundra that had ben rolled blowing out his windows. No problem some plexiglass, screws, and silicone caulk and you have custom windows. Even had a sliding window on the drivers side. @memsu You’ll laugh, but I KNOW THE GUY WHO OWNS THAT TRUCK. |
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Posted: 5/23/2021 5:05:35 PM EDT
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Raccoon penis bone in a hatband.
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Posted: 5/23/2021 8:33:24 PM EDT
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Does it count that I used to have a porch swing in the living room, instead of a couch?
Edit - ...and the cabinet on the far right is the snake cage.  |
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Posted: 5/24/2021 11:25:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/24/2021 11:25:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Does it count that I used to have a porch swing in the living room, instead of a couch? Edit - ...and the cabinet on the far right is the snake cage. https://i.postimg.cc/fLP3K2sM/2011-11-18-21.jpg I don't see a problem, looks great. |
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Posted: 5/24/2021 11:26:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/24/2021 11:38:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:02:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not sure if these are redneck or not. It's pretty common around the everglades... which is almost anywhere south of the Lake O. This one is pretty nice. Most of the ones around me are homemade with old truck seats in them. http://www.swampbuggiesfl.com/wp-content/gallery/sportsman-hunting-buggy/new-hunting-buggy-3-lg.jpg That is not redneck....that is awesomeness! |
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Posted: 5/27/2021 2:04:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I look over for a second and see a guy coming out of the house, out the screen door, in overalls, one strap not on, barefoot, no shirt. In Missouri. My home state. Front porches don't require shoes, there's no need for a shirt ifin's you're already wearin' bib overhauls, and that second strap is kinda like safety chains on a trailer, it's just there for emergency use. Judging by the otherwise excellent fashion sense that you previously described, I expect that the pantlegs were cut off somewhere north of the knees as well for maximum air flow? |
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