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Posted: 8/12/2023 2:42:11 PM EDT
Can’t wait to establish my brisket dominance over him…
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:43:28 PM EDT
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How soon after you met him did he tell you that he's from Texas?
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:44:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:48:43 PM EDT
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Kinda like illegal aliens who come here and wave the Mexican flag screaming viva la Mexico
If it was so great then why did you leave?

I'm a vegan
I'm a crossfitter
I'm a fireman
I'm a nurse
I'm a Texan

If any of those things were so great then you wouldn't have to tell everyone,  we would just know by the superman logo on your chest
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:51:33 PM EDT
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What part of Texas?
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:52:23 PM EDT
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Did he call you a damn yankee on the first day?
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:52:43 PM EDT
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He’ll try and suck your dick soon.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:53:04 PM EDT
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Constantly telling you how much better it is in Texas (even though he fled the state).
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:53:14 PM EDT
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If they don’t have:
A horse
Several cows
A dinner plate size belt buckle
A Ford f-87000
A cowboy hat
Pointy cowboy boots
A long colt .45 six shooter, that straps to their leg
Have a wife named Wanda

Then they are fake cowboys.  Tread carefully.

Feel free to add to the list.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:53:26 PM EDT
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lol. Probably from dallas or austin. Only technically from Texas but wants you to know since they don't think you will know any better.
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Didn’t ask. How can I tell? He seems like a city slicker. Retired.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:53:51 PM EDT
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Steers and queers...
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:54:08 PM EDT
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Well is he a steer?
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:54:27 PM EDT
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Probably from Austin.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:55:19 PM EDT
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Did he call you a damn yankee on the first day?

Not yet. But I can guarantee you he’s closer to being a yankee than I’ll ever be
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:55:20 PM EDT
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He moved out of Texas,He must be retarded.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:55:35 PM EDT
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What state did this unfortunate Texan move to?
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:56:32 PM EDT
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Probably a good education on how to make a proper bowl of chili!
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:56:45 PM EDT
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Lol, unlike the retards in this thread, you can expect some actual manners and hospitality.

Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:57:29 PM EDT
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how many Texas stars has he adorned his house with?
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:58:29 PM EDT
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Nah! want a prick up his ass
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:58:34 PM EDT
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Probably from Austin.
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Probably from Austin.

That’s exactly my wife’s assessment.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 2:59:53 PM EDT
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They have a lot of that in Idaho?
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:01:06 PM EDT
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Seems like a nice fella although he had a little bit of a city slicker vibe to him.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:01:22 PM EDT
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None. Yet.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:03:23 PM EDT
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This thread would be much more interesting if OP had told us what area of the country he's in.  Might help us understand what attracted the Texan to move there.
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If Texas is so great, why did he leave?

And where are you?
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:05:31 PM EDT
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Constantly telling you how much better it is in Texas (even though he fled the state).
This... Also, don't give him your Facebook page. He'll grade your grammar and punctuation on your posts!
You can also tell him if he needs to get a job or another one, he doesn't have to join a church for recommendations and or contacts, using God for social networking. His resume with work experience should suffice.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:06:07 PM EDT
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If Texas is so great, why did he leave?

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If Texas is so great, why did he leave?

And where are you?


Great question to OP since he doesn't show it; and see my post above.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:06:41 PM EDT
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Bullsht, he probity puts over macaroni.


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Can you please pork me up the ass I miss it from my last neighbor?
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:08:07 PM EDT
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Not a true Texan or he never would have moved to some inferior state. I call BS.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:08:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:08:31 PM EDT
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Nearly 50% chance they’re a flaming liberal.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:09:47 PM EDT
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Oh look, someone who is embarrassed to tell you which state he lives in is ragging on Texas.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:10:46 PM EDT
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My buddy says:

"Ask him why all Texans have brown eyes."
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:11:23 PM EDT
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True
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:11:58 PM EDT
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Also true
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:12:35 PM EDT
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Georgia.

And I’m not ragging on the guy. He’s a nice fella it seems.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:13:32 PM EDT
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When he doesn’t like how your doing anything he’ll say “Back home…
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:14:31 PM EDT
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In before reveal that op is in Texas!



ETA: I type too slow.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:16:40 PM EDT
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Of all the men I know, I couldn't tell you what color eyes any of them have. Look 'em in the eye, sure, just never noticed what color they are. Tell your little buddy men don't stare into other men's eyes long enough to know what color they are.
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Be sure to wear your BBQ gun when  you do

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Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:17:52 PM EDT
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Georgia.

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Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:18:26 PM EDT
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Georgia.

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We're going downhill, quickly.  Texans and fucking Yankees.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:18:43 PM EDT
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Kinda like illegal aliens who come here and wave the Mexican flag screaming viva la Mexico
If it was so great then why did you leave?

I'm a vegan
I'm a crossfitter
I'm a fireman
I'm a nurse
I'm a Texan

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Beat.  Came to see if he was also across cross-fitting vegan.
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Possibly, but they would be quick to dismiss Texas politics, saying they’re ashamed of Texas, and probably would have moved to a liberal bastion of a getaway state like Colorado, New Mexico, Washington, etc., which not sure the OP is at.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:20:24 PM EDT
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Be sure to wear your BBQ gun when  you do

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Figured someone from Texas would post something like this. Go sing a lovesong to a cow!
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:20:48 PM EDT
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Reproduction in the Atlanta metro area is what will do you in.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:23:31 PM EDT
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Also true


No self respecting Texan willingly moves to another state just to brag about how great Texas is. Our our weather sucks, scenery is harsh, cities overcrowded, no public land, high property tax, etc.
Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:25:53 PM EDT
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“he had Texas plates on the truck. This dipshit thought he was getting on a frontage road and fortunately for him he slowed down as he crested the knob and his tires hit the extra row of blocks on top”


https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Dumbass-pic-of-the-day-probably-drunk/5-2664525/

Link Posted: 8/12/2023 3:25:55 PM EDT
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Georgia is a blue state so you got that going for you.
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