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Posted: 2/24/2020 9:00:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:02:47 PM EDT
[#1]
Whe should go and eat them until they are extinct.

Let'scargo
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:05:11 PM EDT
[#2]


My name is Greta Doucheberg, and I approve of this message!
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:05:31 PM EDT
[#3]
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Whe should go and eat them until they are extinct.

Let'scargo
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"How dare you..."
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:05:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:08:05 PM EDT
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Whe should go and eat them until they are extinct.

Let'scargo
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They’re like 2mm big.
I guess you could dry them and use them for seasoning or something. It would be ironic to dispense snails from a salt shaker.
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:09:23 PM EDT
[#6]
Who gave the damn snails fetal alcohol syndrome?
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:09:48 PM EDT
[#7]
Somebody needs to toss up a quick recipe page for cooking them.

Make it look legit.

Plenty of generic examples to use: Here's one

Write a cutesy half paragraph about how rare they are and being named after Greta. Then the rest on how to cook and devour them.

Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:11:44 PM EDT
[#8]
Or start a rumor they double Asian penis length...
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:12:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Stomp it before it breeds.

Stomp the snail too while you're at it.
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:13:18 PM EDT
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They're like 2mm big.
I guess you could dry them and use them for seasoning or something. It would be ironic to dispense snails from a salt shaker.
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I lol'd.  
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:13:24 PM EDT
[#11]
Step on it.
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:16:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:18:38 PM EDT
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Stomp it before it breeds.

Stomp the snail too while you're at it.
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Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:27:24 PM EDT
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They’re like 2mm big.
I guess you could dry them and use them for seasoning or something. It would be ironic to dispense snails from a salt shaker.
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Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:30:54 PM EDT
[#15]
That is one ugly little kid. Is she really 16? She looks like she's about 12.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is a real mofo.
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:33:58 PM EDT
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That is one ugly little kid. Is she really 16? She looks like she's about 12.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is a real mofo.
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No, she is not 16. That’s some fake news.

She’s 17.
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:38:28 PM EDT
[#17]
'Shop fodder...











Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:38:41 PM EDT
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Not a typo. The Craspedotropis gretathunberga:
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Something here is...off
Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:51:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:58:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2020 9:59:40 PM EDT
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Or start a rumor they double Asian penis length...
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A couple levels of genius there.
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