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Posted: 4/17/2023 7:30:30 PM EDT
Police department in New Jersey was called out to a residence with a snake in their home. They jokingly referred to it as a "death noodle." After people pointed out it was just a rat snake, they issued a follow up statement:

"We received multiple messages by several local "Amateur Herpetologists" indicating that the snake was a harmless Rat Snake and posed no danger to the homeowner. They felt our remarks were insensitive."

I mean I get it, it's just a rat snake, but people were seriously offended by "death noodle"? It's a fucking snake...

Full Article here:
https://wpgtalkradio.com/deptford-township-nj-police-department-death-noodle-snake/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

Link Posted: 4/17/2023 8:10:20 PM EDT
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Snakes are carnivores so it is a death noodle.  
Link Posted: 4/17/2023 8:14:14 PM EDT
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Wrong.

Snakes are cool.  
Link Posted: 4/17/2023 8:19:37 PM EDT
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Good snakes are just nope ropes.
Link Posted: 4/17/2023 8:21:27 PM EDT
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Wrong.

Snakes are cool.  
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Snakes are carnivores so it is a death noodle.  


Wrong.

Snakes are cool.  

Nope.  Snakes can do their thing in snakey places.
But no snakes in people places.
Link Posted: 4/17/2023 8:21:40 PM EDT
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Wonder what what of happend if was a too boceu Alabama black snake
Link Posted: 4/17/2023 8:22:25 PM EDT
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Good luck telling the Japanese that.
Link Posted: 4/17/2023 8:26:09 PM EDT
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GD:  where grown ass men openly display their lack of snake knowledge.  Roughly 75% of the snakes you see are not venomous.  Don't kill.
Link Posted: 4/17/2023 8:30:04 PM EDT
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Good luck telling the Japanese that.
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Nope.  Snakes can do their thing in snakey places.
But no snakes in people places.



Good luck telling the Japanese that.

Dude, I don't want to know what they do with snakes over there.  
I saw some paintings about the octopuses and that is enough.
Link Posted: 4/17/2023 9:26:07 PM EDT
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This is no mere death noodle, he's an autonomous heat-seeking lethal injection delivery system.

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Link Posted: 4/17/2023 11:50:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/17/2023 11:53:52 PM EDT
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*danger noodle
Link Posted: 4/18/2023 12:35:03 AM EDT
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At this point police officers should limit speaking while on duty to "Yes" "No"(extremely limited use) and Miranda rights.
Smile and wave.
Good and hard.
Link Posted: 4/18/2023 12:37:36 AM EDT
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We walked by one on the hiking trail a few days ago. Looked like a white garter snake. He went his way and we went ours.
Link Posted: 4/18/2023 12:56:16 AM EDT
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Lots of rattle snakes coming out on the trails here in Arizona, I saw one saturday sunning its self right in the middle of the trail. I walk off the trail and around it.  As long as they stay out of my yard and I am not actively on the hunt for them, I leave them alone.
Link Posted: 4/18/2023 1:09:54 AM EDT
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I’m not a victim of ophidiophobia, but some people are.
Link Posted: 4/18/2023 1:29:54 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/18/2023 1:34:34 AM EDT
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Plenty of the same dumbasses think they're going to vote their way out of the current situation, but my mother told me not to mock the short bus riders.
Link Posted: 4/18/2023 1:35:03 AM EDT
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Ain’t that the pits!
Link Posted: 4/18/2023 5:46:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/18/2023 6:12:45 PM EDT
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You seem overly invested in shitting on a joke.
Link Posted: 4/18/2023 6:18:53 PM EDT
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Nope rope
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