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Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:47:45 PM EDT
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I don't get hangovers I also stay super hydrated, it works wonders.  Water Gatorade/Pedialyte is life.
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Ya know that old saying about "I can't be broke. I still have checks left!"

I still have bourbon left.  It's a serious conundrum.  If I drink any more. my day tomorrow will be completely miserable.  This really sucks!  
You need a bottle of O2.  Learned that trick from a Naval Aviator.
I don't get hangovers I also stay super hydrated, it works wonders.  Water Gatorade/Pedialyte is life.

FIFY, take it from a professional.
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:48:10 PM EDT
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My ex always said I had a serious case of noassatall, but I swear it was actually a terminal case of lackanookie.
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Just means you were meant to be on top.
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:48:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:48:17 PM EDT
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"Nightclub"?  Are we allowed to use that term now?
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:48:50 PM EDT
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So we were right?  Whorecation?
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:49:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:49:18 PM EDT
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Crestview?  WTF was she doing there? Learning the banjo?
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:49:38 PM EDT
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But if you keep drinking, the next couple hours will be lit.
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Ya know that old saying about "I can't be broke. I still have checks left!"

I still have bourbon left.  It's a serious conundrum.  If I drink any more. my day tomorrow will be completely miserable.  This really sucks!  

But if you keep drinking, the next couple hours will be lit.


That's the fucking conundrum!  I switched to moonshine because I know the clock resets if you change liquors....  
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:49:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:49:50 PM EDT
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Black and Missing. They don't care about others? That is as racist as anything else. Fuck 'em. Muted.
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:49:59 PM EDT
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Crestview?  WTF was she doing there? Learning the banjo?
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Music camp is in Interlachen
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:50:04 PM EDT
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Codeword!

Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:50:20 PM EDT
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Black and Missing. They don't care about others? That is as racist as anything else. Fuck 'em. Muted.
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I wanna know if you can say someone has long black hair if the hair aint theirs.
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:50:28 PM EDT
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I can count on one hand and have fingers left over how many I've had.  It sucks when you have no over but the booze sweat gets ya.  Had that happen once doing brakes on the wife's van.
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I don't get hangovers I also stay super hydrated, it works wonders.  Water is life.

I can count on one hand and have fingers left over how many I've had.  It sucks when you have no over but the booze sweat gets ya.  Had that happen once doing brakes on the wife's van.
 Thats some stinky shit.  I get a 1/4 inch off every now and then.  Sliding a plate into the microwave I slam it into the rotating glass. Putting dishes away I barely hit the cabinet.
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:50:50 PM EDT
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Music camp is in Interlachen
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Crestview?  WTF was she doing there? Learning the banjo?

Music camp is in Interlachen

But band camp is about the flute.
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:51:48 PM EDT
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Switch to water for a round or two. Or beer. Yeah. Dat's da ansa!
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Ya know that old saying about "I can't be broke. I still have checks left!"

I still have bourbon left.  It's a serious conundrum.  If I drink any more. my day tomorrow will be completely miserable.  This really sucks!  


Switch to water for a round or two. Or beer. Yeah. Dat's da ansa!


I probably should, but I've never really been one to heed sage advice....
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:51:55 PM EDT
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But band camp is about the flute.
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Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:52:17 PM EDT
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I can't understand what he's listening to to decide if he should be blasting it or not.

(Probably a good sign he shouldn't...)
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:53:39 PM EDT
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I don't get hangovers I also stay super hydrated, it works wonders.  Water is life.
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Ya know that old saying about "I can't be broke. I still have checks left!"

I still have bourbon left.  It's a serious conundrum.  If I drink any more. my day tomorrow will be completely miserable.  This really sucks!  
You need a bottle of O2.  Learned that trick from a Naval Aviator.
I don't get hangovers I also stay super hydrated, it works wonders.  Water is life.


Yeah, you're not doing it right.  
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:55:16 PM EDT
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FIFY, take it from a professional.
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Ya know that old saying about "I can't be broke. I still have checks left!"

I still have bourbon left.  It's a serious conundrum.  If I drink any more. my day tomorrow will be completely miserable.  This really sucks!  
You need a bottle of O2.  Learned that trick from a Naval Aviator.
I don't get hangovers I also stay super hydrated, it works wonders.  Water Gatorade/Pedialyte is life.

FIFY, take it from a professional.


Been there, done that, keep the Pedialyte in the fridge!  
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:56:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:56:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:57:28 PM EDT
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Well, ain't much happening, ain't much time left. I'll see y'all tomorrow evening.



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"Nightclub"?  Are we allowed to use that term now?
Codeword!
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We need the "Reported!" GIFs redone with "Codeword!"
Link Posted: 6/9/2023 11:59:57 PM EDT
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White Zombie
Link Posted: 6/10/2023 12:00:17 AM EDT
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We need the "Reported!" GIFs redone with "Codeword!"
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Codeword!
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We need the "Reported!" GIFs redone with "Codeword!"

Link Posted: 6/10/2023 12:00:35 AM EDT
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See yall tomorrow.
Link Posted: 6/10/2023 12:00:55 AM EDT
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Just means you were meant to be on top.
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My ex always said I had a serious case of noassatall, but I swear it was actually a terminal case of lackanookie.

Just means you were meant to be on top.


I will never forget the time she was on the phone with her grandmother when she mentioned that I'd been feeling under the weather.  When the old lady asked hrtwhat was ailing me, I replied "a severe case of "lackanookie" but thought I'd said it quietly enough that she couldn't hear me.  Apparently I was wrong because her grandmother busted out laughing uncontrollably.  Once she finally regained her composure, she told the ex to let me know that was a common married man's ailment.  Gotta hand it to the old lady, she had a good sense of humor!
Link Posted: 6/10/2023 12:01:00 AM EDT
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Night fellas.
Link Posted: 6/10/2023 12:03:46 AM EDT
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Outta time.  Ya bunch of Canadians.  

I have a 6:10 AM flight Sunday morning.  So.  Do I lightly shitpost and go to bed early tomorrow evening?  Or show up at TSA lit like Christmas in preparation for the ball fondling?
Link Posted: 6/10/2023 12:04:30 AM EDT
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An admirable showing despite a few being MIA!
Link Posted: 6/10/2023 12:04:47 AM EDT
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night all.
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My wife and girls leave in the morning for a week at the beach with my inlaws.  I wish I was going but they are liberal idiots. They kicked me out of the family during covid, almost 2 years ago.  Glad I don't have to spend a week withe them.  Also glad my girls get exposed to their lunacy and that my wife and I can explain the crap to them.  We are raising 2 conservative thinking girls.
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Good on you, my friend.
Link Posted: 6/10/2023 12:05:49 AM EDT
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Outta time.  Ya bunch of Canadians.  

I have a 6:10 AM flight Sunday morning.  So.  Do I lightly shitpost and go to bed early tomorrow evening?  Or show up at TSA lit like Christmas in preparation for the ball fondling?
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 Easy answer do you have to drive to the airport?
Link Posted: 6/10/2023 12:06:08 AM EDT
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That dog doesn't know how close it was to meeting the creator.
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Outta time.  Ya bunch of Canadians.  

I have a 6:10 AM flight Sunday morning.  So.  Do I lightly shitpost and go to bed early tomorrow evening?  Or show up at TSA lit like Christmas in preparation for the ball fondling?
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I'd totally show up at the TSA place completely shitfaced, waving my dick around like a party favor.  Leave it up to them to figure it all out,  
Link Posted: 6/10/2023 12:10:12 AM EDT
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Outta time.  Ya bunch of Canadians.  

I have a 6:10 AM flight Sunday morning.  So.  Do I lightly shitpost and go to bed early tomorrow evening?  Or show up at TSA lit like Christmas in preparation for the ball fondling?
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Airports? Flights? TSA?

Link Posted: 6/10/2023 12:11:20 AM EDT
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I'd totally show up at the TSA place completely shitfaced, waving my dick around like a party favor.  Leave it up to them to figure it all out,  
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Outta time.  Ya bunch of Canadians.  

I have a 6:10 AM flight Sunday morning.  So.  Do I lightly shitpost and go to bed early tomorrow evening?  Or show up at TSA lit like Christmas in preparation for the ball fondling?


I'd totally show up at the TSA place completely shitfaced, waving my dick around like a party favor.  Leave it up to them to figure it all out,  

Doesn't have a hair on his nuts if he doesn't show up wearing the Borat mankini attire.
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