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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:28:35 PM EDT
Conduit to the other side or clever marketing gimmick?
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Originally Posted By eac223: Conduit to the other side or clever marketing gimmick? View Quote Cardboard to get GD wound up. |
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Read the history, it's a toy.
I had one as a child; it did nothing but waste your time when you used it. |
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Curse of The Weggy Board |
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Last time we did one of these threads I went to two regular Walmarts and a white person walmart to find one. The amount of unhinged DMs I received trying to save my immortal soul was unreal.
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-Gutter
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Real as divining rods bro.
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Originally Posted By AbleArcher: Last time we did one of these threads I went to two regular Walmarts and a white person walmart to find one. The amount of unhinged DMs I received trying to save my immortal soul was unreal. View Quote Attached File |
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Why is the sky blue?
What makes the green grass grow? |
It’s both. A toy, yes. But also a window to all sorts of mental or spiritual unpleasantness.
Best not to poke that bison. |
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"... the character of a man is made in the small moments and manifested in the great ones." -- Para
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it’s a toy
Your soul is not |
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Don't fuck with those things.
I made the mistake 35 years ago. Fuck those things. |
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Im not a religious person, and I know its a toy. But I still wont allow one in my home
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Its a toy. How come the "ghosts" only respond in English?
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If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
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Originally Posted By AbleArcher: Last time we did one of these threads I went to two regular Walmarts and a white person walmart to find one. The amount of unhinged DMs I received trying to save my immortal soul was unreal. View Quote Attached File |
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It can open a door to the other side. You never know what's going to come through.
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By ScoutOut: Originally Posted By AbleArcher: Last time we did one of these threads I went to two regular Walmarts and a white person walmart to find one. The amount of unhinged DMs I received trying to save my immortal soul was unreal. /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/subnetfavoritelol-1033.gif Attached File |
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Our quarterly Ouija board/satanic panic thread.
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Prohibition doesn't work.
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I'm pink, therefore, I'm Spam.®
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Prohibition doesn't work.
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Originally Posted By AbleArcher: Cardboard to get GD wound up. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By AbleArcher: Originally Posted By eac223: Conduit to the other side or clever marketing gimmick? Cardboard to get GD wound up. The pearl clutchers will be here soon with all sorts of bullshit stories. |
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It is not a toy, and it shouldn't be marketed as a toy. Divination boards are an ancient occult device.
They were used in ancient China and even Pythagoras had one. Pythagoras believed it worked, and claimed he got mathematical insights from using it. He also had his students use it. Christians are forbidden from using divination. I've gone over the reasons not to use them ad nauseam. |
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My coming was foretold. For me, the gates will open.
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Originally Posted By Dumak: It is not a toy, and it shouldn't be marketed as a toy. Divination boards are an ancient occult device. They were used in ancient China and even Pythagoras had one. Pythagoras believed it worked, and claimed he got mathematical insights from using it. He also had his students use it. Christians are forbidden from using divination. I've gone over the reasons not to use them ad nauseam. View Quote I often wonder how people who think like this go through life without having a nervous breakdown. What about all the magic stuff you aren't aware of? |
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Never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end—which you can never afford to lose—with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be. - Adm James Stockdale
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I keep thinking one day I’ll share my personal experience with the damn thing, but today is not that day.
Punchline is we burned it in the woodpile. |
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It's a toy. Using that toy with sincere intent to "contact" the other side changes that toy into a conduit. It's not the board itself, it's what you do with it. You could draw one on a piece of paper and try to use that the same way.
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Originally Posted By 1Andy2: I often wonder how people who think like this go through life without having a nervous breakdown. What about all the magic stuff you aren't aware of? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By 1Andy2: Originally Posted By Dumak: It is not a toy, and it shouldn't be marketed as a toy. Divination boards are an ancient occult device. They were used in ancient China and even Pythagoras had one. Pythagoras believed it worked, and claimed he got mathematical insights from using it. He also had his students use it. Christians are forbidden from using divination. I've gone over the reasons not to use them ad nauseam. I often wonder how people who think like this go through life without having a nervous breakdown. What about all the magic stuff you aren't aware of? Like what, exactly? |
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Nothing was supposed to happen this way, Doc.
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Familiarity and prolonged exposure without incident leads to a loss of appreciation of risk.
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OP you should add a poll
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Originally Posted By Domnior: It's a toy. Using that toy with sincere intent to "contact" the other side changes that toy into a conduit. It's not the board itself, it's what you do with it. You could draw one on a piece of paper and try to use that the same way. View Quote No offense, but that's the same lame excuse given every time magic doesn't work. Actor and/or observer didn't believe or wasn't receptive. If Beelzebitch can't talk unless Billy Everytown gets scared, then there's nothing there. |
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Never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end—which you can never afford to lose—with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be. - Adm James Stockdale
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Punchline is we burned it in the woodpile. View Quote That may not be safe. Many Ouija boards are constructed of composite materials which can produce a poisonous gas when burned. It is highly recommended not to burn a Ouija board. If you decide to burn one anyway, vacate the area immediately, and stay upwind. |
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Originally Posted By sparkyfender2: Read the history, it's a toy. I had one as a child; it did nothing but waste your time when you used it. View Quote Interesting. How would you describe your relationship with God? Would you describe your faith as deep or profound? Do you have a clear sense of God's presence in your world? Or would you describe your life as having been pretty much devoid of faith? |
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Nothing was supposed to happen this way, Doc.
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Originally Posted By 1Andy2: No offense, but that's the same lame excuse given every time magic doesn't work. Actor and/or observer didn't believe or wasn't receptive. If Beelzebitch can't talk unless Billy Everytown gets scared, then there's nothing there. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By 1Andy2: Originally Posted By Domnior: It's a toy. Using that toy with sincere intent to "contact" the other side changes that toy into a conduit. It's not the board itself, it's what you do with it. You could draw one on a piece of paper and try to use that the same way. No offense, but that's the same lame excuse given every time magic doesn't work. Actor and/or observer didn't believe or wasn't receptive. If Beelzebitch can't talk unless Billy Everytown gets scared, then there's nothing there. If you own a hasbro product you are colluding with the devil. |
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Originally Posted By Eight_Ring: Like what, exactly? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Eight_Ring: Originally Posted By 1Andy2: Originally Posted By Dumak: It is not a toy, and it shouldn't be marketed as a toy. Divination boards are an ancient occult device. They were used in ancient China and even Pythagoras had one. Pythagoras believed it worked, and claimed he got mathematical insights from using it. He also had his students use it. Christians are forbidden from using divination. I've gone over the reasons not to use them ad nauseam. I often wonder how people who think like this go through life without having a nervous breakdown. What about all the magic stuff you aren't aware of? Like what, exactly? Like making a wish and blowing out birthday candles for one. |
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"Shall we rise up, or perish in silence?" -- Grau
"Everyone dies. To do so for something worthwhile is a rare privilege." -- JamesP81 "Don’t just hold the line, BE THE LINE." -- Skywarner |
Originally Posted By Eight_Ring: Like what, exactly? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Eight_Ring: Originally Posted By 1Andy2: Originally Posted By Dumak: It is not a toy, and it shouldn't be marketed as a toy. Divination boards are an ancient occult device. They were used in ancient China and even Pythagoras had one. Pythagoras believed it worked, and claimed he got mathematical insights from using it. He also had his students use it. Christians are forbidden from using divination. I've gone over the reasons not to use them ad nauseam. I often wonder how people who think like this go through life without having a nervous breakdown. What about all the magic stuff you aren't aware of? Like what, exactly? Ephesians 6:12 For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places |
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Originally Posted By grendelbane: That may not be safe. Many Ouija boards are constructed of composite materials which can produce a poisonous gas when burned. It is highly recommended not to burn a Ouija board. If you decide to burn one anyway, vacate the area immediately, and stay upwind. View Quote LOL |
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Originally Posted By Flushdraw: Like making a wish and blowing out birthday candles for one. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Flushdraw: Originally Posted By Eight_Ring: Originally Posted By 1Andy2: Originally Posted By Dumak: It is not a toy, and it shouldn't be marketed as a toy. Divination boards are an ancient occult device. They were used in ancient China and even Pythagoras had one. Pythagoras believed it worked, and claimed he got mathematical insights from using it. He also had his students use it. Christians are forbidden from using divination. I've gone over the reasons not to use them ad nauseam. I often wonder how people who think like this go through life without having a nervous breakdown. What about all the magic stuff you aren't aware of? Like what, exactly? Like making a wish and blowing out birthday candles for one. Interesting cultural observation. I'd categorize blowing out candles as a superstitious "luck" ritual. Violating Abrahamic prohibitions against Divination and Necromancy is in a slightly different category. I'm actually surprised at how deeply embedded reading coffee grounds and tea leaves (on a "lark") by elderly women immigrant cultures is. It seems to be supplanted by the newspaper horoscope. |
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Nothing was supposed to happen this way, Doc.
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It's stupid no matter what.
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Lug1: Maybe a trip to Trader Joe's would cheer you up, or eating some dandeliions...Check your size 12 birkenstocks
FGracing: Congratulations on being the premier example on why join date and post count is meaningless |
I sold a giant hotdog bathing itself in mustard to the guy who has the world record for the largest one in the world.
I should put that on my resume. |
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Originally Posted By Bronsonburner: Real as divining rods bro. View Quote I tried divining rods once. After someone recommended it. I had a 100x100 ft area that there was a water line under it...somplace. it was about 4 feet underground. So I said, "What the heck? What have I got to lose?" Because there was no way I was going to find it because I'm not digging a bunch of 4-foot holes. So, I tried these divining rods. I walked all over the lot, and finally, it crossed. We laughed and started digging. About 4 ft down there, it was The first and only time I ever tried this. I honestly do not know what to think. But when it crossed. I dug, and there was a water line. As far as these boards go. I don't know and I do not care because I'm not having one in my home. I believe there are things out there beyond our comprehension. I also believe if I see something and I shoot it and it does not fall down. It's not there. But I'm still not going to hang around to verify it |
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You are born with two things in life. That no one can take from you. You can only give them away and once you do it's extremely hard to get them back. Your honor and your word. Sua Sponte
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Originally Posted By Flushdraw: Like making a wish and blowing out birthday candles for one. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Flushdraw: Originally Posted By Eight_Ring: Originally Posted By 1Andy2: Originally Posted By Dumak: It is not a toy, and it shouldn't be marketed as a toy. Divination boards are an ancient occult device. They were used in ancient China and even Pythagoras had one. Pythagoras believed it worked, and claimed he got mathematical insights from using it. He also had his students use it. Christians are forbidden from using divination. I've gone over the reasons not to use them ad nauseam. I often wonder how people who think like this go through life without having a nervous breakdown. What about all the magic stuff you aren't aware of? Like what, exactly? Like making a wish and blowing out birthday candles for one. Making wishes is playing Russian roulette with the spirit world. DONT DO IT. |
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Prohibition doesn't work.
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Don’t invite the man or devil into your life.
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Originally Posted By grendelbane: That may not be safe. Many Ouija boards are constructed of composite materials which can produce a poisonous gas when burned. It is highly recommended not to burn a Ouija board. If you decide to burn one anyway, vacate the area immediately, and stay upwind. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By grendelbane: Punchline is we burned it in the woodpile. That may not be safe. Many Ouija boards are constructed of composite materials which can produce a poisonous gas when burned. It is highly recommended not to burn a Ouija board. If you decide to burn one anyway, vacate the area immediately, and stay upwind. Username checks out. |
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Originally Posted By 1Andy2: I often wonder how people who think like this go through life without having a nervous breakdown. What about all the magic stuff you aren't aware of? View Quote Generally harmless, unless one partakes of a ritual. Crossroads are harmless to drive through and feel free to draw all the circles you want. Just don't start an invocation or summoning ritual in one. |
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My coming was foretold. For me, the gates will open.
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Gateway to bad shit. Don't fuck with em.
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Originally Posted By Dumak: Generally harmless, unless one partakes of a ritual. Crossroads are harmless to drive through and feel free to draw all the circles you want. Just don't start an invocation or summoning ritual in one. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Dumak: Originally Posted By 1Andy2: I often wonder how people who think like this go through life without having a nervous breakdown. What about all the magic stuff you aren't aware of? Generally harmless, unless one partakes of a ritual. Crossroads are harmless to drive through and feel free to draw all the circles you want. Just don't start an invocation or summoning ritual in one. Rituals and invocations can summon benevolent spirits too. They’ve been quite helpful. |
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Prohibition doesn't work.
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Before Abraham was, I am. John 8:58
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Fake and gay. Good marketing though
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