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Posted: 4/17/2021 7:10:11 PM EDT
...is the ooooooooofficial, medical term for "taint".  Yore well come.


Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:12:37 PM EDT
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But do you wash yours? I feel it is often an over looked part of the body that requires vigorous washing.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:21:06 PM EDT
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Is this a gooch thread?
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:22:40 PM EDT
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No... no.  Just stop right there, and step back off that ledge you're on.  
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:22:47 PM EDT
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Yes!!!  The whole, inter-legs region gets a thorough soap-and-scrub!!!  Happiness, is a clean perineum, yeah, yeah, scoot, scoot...
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:23:01 PM EDT
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Mine gets torn on occasion when I have an erection that lasts over four hours.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:24:00 PM EDT
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Do you remember "cooch"?  One of the many fine terms for vag that has fallen by the wayside.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:24:13 PM EDT
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Bro, step away from the bong water loaded syringe...

Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:25:11 PM EDT
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Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further, do you love me?
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:26:40 PM EDT
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No, it’s a grundle thread!
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:26:54 PM EDT
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Ummmm... we talkin' enemas, now?  B/c a THC enema would really calm your ass the fuck down...
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:34:40 PM EDT
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2019ers.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:41:13 PM EDT
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Interesting.
I always called it a chin rest on the ladies.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:41:46 PM EDT
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Based on that hygiene thread the other day I'm going to say that the average arfcom member does no such thing.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:44:07 PM EDT
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OP:  take care not to tear your perineum.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:44:57 PM EDT
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Everybody knows. What few realize is that holding the "P" in your lips just right one can make a REED type sound by blowing over the "P".  Similar to a clarinet or obo and my favorite... a bassoon. Takes practice but well worth it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:46:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:48:55 PM EDT
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Not to turn this into a covid vaccine thread, but if this drug went through fda's testing and was approved even though it can cause a fatal taint infection I'll pass on the non-approved sniffles shot.  

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Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:53:08 PM EDT
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Ain't teeners a bitch?
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 7:59:10 PM EDT
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On women it’s called the driving range.

That’s where the balls land.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:00:49 PM EDT
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Not to turn this into a covid vaccine thread, but if this drug went through fda's testing and was approved even though it can cause a fatal taint infection I'll pass on the non-approved sniffles shot.  

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Just saw a commercial for that yesterday. I assume that’s what started this party.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:05:07 PM EDT
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A beautiful woman with an unwashed taint to tongue is delicious.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:05:24 PM EDT
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Just saw a commercial for that yesterday. I assume that’s what started this party.
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Not to turn this into a covid vaccine thread, but if this drug went through fda's testing and was approved even though it can cause a fatal taint infection I'll pass on the non-approved sniffles shot.  

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/247800/Screenshot_20210417-194716_png-1908711.JPG

Just saw a commercial for that yesterday. I assume that’s what started this party.

https://rarediseases.org/rare-diseases/fournier-gangrene/

Fourniers Gangrene. What ever you do, dont Google the images for it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:19:19 PM EDT
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Fourniers Gangrene. What ever you do, dont Google the images for it.
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You told me not to.  Damnit, you told me not to.  
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:22:15 PM EDT
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/  Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:22:59 PM EDT
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poetry, alex.  

preach it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:23:32 PM EDT
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Who didn’t know that?
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:25:23 PM EDT
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OP.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:29:25 PM EDT
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Taint that bad a thread
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:30:41 PM EDT
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Perineal abscesses
Gluteal cleft abscesses
Fournier's Gangrene
Rectovesicular fistulae

GD Couch Commandos beware!
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:31:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:33:08 PM EDT
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Banus, Taint, Gooch...
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:34:32 PM EDT
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Taint nobody got time foe dat.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:35:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:36:42 PM EDT
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Taint pussy, taint ass.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:36:50 PM EDT
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it's got genitals on one side and an asshole on the other.  If it's overlooked at something needing routine maintenance.... I'm at a loss for words
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:40:10 PM EDT
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Op has no kids or he would know what a episiotomy is.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:40:27 PM EDT
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At the age of 7, trying to ride a 10 speed bicycle that was much to large for me, I fell off the very high seat onto the top tube and bruised my taint.

True story and as much fun as it sounds like.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:42:49 PM EDT
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Dont say taint, your mother will faint, your father will fall in a bucket of paint.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:44:38 PM EDT
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Yes!!!  The whole, inter-legs region gets a thorough soap-and-scrub!!!  Happiness, is a clean perineum, yeah, yeah, scoot, scoot...
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But do you wash yours? I feel it is often an over looked part of the body that requires vigorous washing.

Yes!!!  The whole, inter-legs region gets a thorough soap-and-scrub!!!  Happiness, is a clean perineum, yeah, yeah, scoot, scoot...


You are clearly destined to join the bidet master race.  A clean asshole is a happy asshole.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:48:00 PM EDT
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So recently, during a discussion about crypto currency’s, one of our younger coworkers was asking questions.  He wanted to know about doge, etherium, and others.  I suggested he look into Perineum.


He wasn’t happy with me after he googled it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:49:48 PM EDT
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But have you ever sunned yours?
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:50:53 PM EDT
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Grundles... isn't that a McDonald's breakfast sandwich?
McGrundles?
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:53:37 PM EDT
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He may need more lube.. It shouldn't tear.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:54:50 PM EDT
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Based on that hygiene thread the other day I'm going to say that the average arfcom member does no such thing.
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Yep....there’s some gross fuckers on here.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 8:56:12 PM EDT
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Weird coincidence.  I seriously was reading an article an hour ago that used the word perineum (in relation to a health issue)
and I had to google its definition.  Then I come here an hour later and there's a thread about what it means.
Link Posted: 4/17/2021 9:30:24 PM EDT
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The perineum is an erogenous zone for both males and females.  Wikipedia

I wonder if it's possible to.... "self-erogenate" that zone.   I'm just too darn tired to try right now.  'Taint right.

Can some else try and get back to us.    For science.


Link Posted: 4/18/2021 10:10:24 AM EDT
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It's all urine, peepee.
Link Posted: 4/18/2021 10:11:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/18/2021 10:12:21 AM EDT
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You are clearly destined to join the bidet master race.  A clean asshole is a happy asshole.
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Words of utter wisdom!
Link Posted: 4/18/2021 10:13:14 AM EDT
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Yea, sunning assholes was a thing for a while, wasn't it?  God sure must have loved the view...
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